Douche Nozzle of The Week
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Foldie at 10.16.09 - 10:28 am
I am starting a new system to acknowledge ridazz or non-ridazz (forum jocks) alike. We have rida of the week but we need Douche Nozzle of the week to show our appreciation for assholes too.
Criteria:
None
Nominate who you like for whatever reason. (ijunes cannot win every week)
This week of course the nomination goes to Jared Leto.
He goes on a few rides, Has a "vision" for a video and gets everybody's panties wet to sit around for 12 hours and act like they are riding.
He never posts to MR
He has never led a ride
When is the last time he bought you a beer or helped you fix a flat
Is he going to the LA Bike Working group to review the bike plan (NO)
Does he really care about the cycling community or are we just a commodity of coolness that he can use to promote his product?
He is a supreme douche.......
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maybe he just likes riding bikes now and then... not so much a douche.. thats a little harsh.
Like I said before... he probably just wanted to do this for MR, more than trying to exploit anyone. Still I wouldnt be in his video...
Nothing to get worked up over... but worth joking about...
Why is MR so exclusive in thought... Leto is MR... He may not be a leading figure so to speak... but he is MR.
md210.16.09 - 10:33 am
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I objected to this nomination. Jared has already been nominated ROTW.
He goes on a few rides, Has a "vision" for a video and gets everybody's panties wet to sit around for 12 hours and act like they are riding.
Jared is an artist who had the capability to share the magic of a ride through a music video. He is trying to make sure everybody is paid. Plus he hooked all of us who showed up with PB&J and red bulls.
He never posts to MR
Jared has more going on, then using this to past the time at a boring job. Fortunately for Jared, he has dream jobs.
He has never led a ride
Yes he has, on my sister, my mom and my girlfriend. Second thought maybe he is a douche.
When is the last time he bought you a beer or helped you fix a flat
Nine hours ago on the beer, and he sent his studio limo to pick me up when I broke a crank while riding on mulholland drive
Is he going to the LA Bike Working group to review the bike plan (NO)
He knows what a douche he would look like being a celebrity trying to get cudo credits for doing civic work.
Does he really care about the cycling community or are we just a commodity of coolness that he can use to promote his product?
He cares about enough to want to share it with the world through his entertain medium.
I bet you that video inspires his fans to want to come out to rides
He is a supreme douche.......
No he is not, He is mi Dawg!
hipster10.16.09 - 10:40 am
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you're his agent arent you?
Hollywood is so corrupt...
TRUST NO ONE
md2 responding to a
comment by hipster
10.16.09 - 10:45 am
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LOL that was funny. Honestly, I didn't see your post.
User1 responding to a
comment by la duderina
10.16.09 - 10:51 am
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com on everybody .
We all know this first honor should go to USER1 = DNOTW
sexy10.16.09 - 11:01 am
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I don't know why douches have such a negative connotation. I mean, they provide a vital service that benefits everyone. why u hatin?
la duderina10.16.09 - 11:07 am
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people who dont want to be a douche nozzle have and are missing out.
be gentle
md2 responding to a
comment by la duderina
10.16.09 - 11:23 am
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all signs clearly point to Big Gay Al=Doucher1
spiraldemon responding to a
comment by sexy
10.16.09 - 11:28 am
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haha...all male !@#$? sapiens come fully equipped with douche nozzles.
la duderina responding to a
comment by md2
10.16.09 - 11:31 am
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evidently some female ones too.
Foldie responding to a
comment by la duderina
10.16.09 - 11:37 am
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Oh my, I feel so humbled, but it's really so unfair to have my fan boys corrupt the voting process like this.
Fan boys, I know you mean well and stuff, and the love goes right back at cha. Thank you, from the bottom of my pointed little heart.
Much <3
User110.16.09 - 11:39 am
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no User1, you're douchenozzle of the century. we all love you in spite of it. that's just how great you are.
tortuga_veloce10.16.09 - 12:00 pm
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Just when I've given up all hope on poodles,
HE PULLS ME BACK IN!
Joe Borfo responding to a
comment by tortuga_veloce
10.16.09 - 12:04 pm
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luckiest mother fucker ever.
md2 responding to a
comment by tortuga_veloce
10.16.09 - 12:06 pm
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Foldie your going insane. Breathe... Let your feelings go....
Roadblock10.16.09 - 1:04 pm
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I think I need some Amsterdam therapy.
Foldie responding to a
comment by Roadblock
10.16.09 - 1:09 pm
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well then they wouldn't be females. they would be hermaphrodites.
la duderina responding to a
comment by Foldie
10.16.09 - 1:09 pm
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I nominate you, for using the terms "douche" and "douche nozzle".
How about "asshat" of the week, or maybe "FAIL" or something like that?
Oh, wait.
turrican10.16.09 - 6:48 pm
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gosh i love that hippie!
TheJen responding to a
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10.16.09 - 7:27 pm
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