WIZZOUT WITH THE OLD
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WIZZAO at 07.11.08 - 9:53 am
OPEN LETTER TO SEAN BONNER:
Hello. I am WIZZAO. I used to be boogalooShrimp's lovable catchphrase and nickname whom everyone has come to know and recognize him by. BoogalooShrimp would ride the streets of Los Angeles and friends and family would shout Wizzao!
A few days ago I was kidnapped and forced to expose myself and act as mascot, or what have you, against my will on a website for bicycles. It's ABOUT WIZZAO page isn't even about me.
Before I was kidnapped, I enjoyed being boogalooShrimp's catchphrase. I was Shrimp's DYNOOOMITEEE! his HEEEEEERE'S JOHNNNNY!!! Shrimp would shout WIZZAO! when entering a room... Shrimp would call someone and say WIZZAO! on their voice message, and instantly the recipient would know. The door to Boogaloo Shrimps house says "THE WIZZAO RESIDENCE"
Im asking to be put out my misery. Help me find the Dr. Kevorkian of English lexicon. I served my purpose. I was a catchy phrase, a shout of glee... Shrimp even had some sexual connotations for WIZZAO, that frankly I'd rather not share and most would be embarrassed to hear.
My shining moment is when I became the CRIMANIMALZ mantra... WIZZAO! Although I was a bit jealous when I had to share the animal cries of WIZZAO and ... uuuf... MYEK.
Goodbye cruel world. I had a good run... I went from wizzao... to WiZZzAOoOoo... I even evolved as an artist.. Wizzy Wizzy Wizzy... For a spell there, I was Wizzinao! For a while there too, I was the idea for a TV show called "Where's your Wizzao!?"
I received a nice letter from Boogaloo saying that he'll miss me forever and that if you love something to let it go... I guess he's letting me go. He's found another catch phrase. I hope you treat me well Sean Bonner. Or I'll wizzao all over your fayse.
P.S. YAMYEOW!! DON'T SUFFER THE SAME FATE!!! KNITTENS... I HOPE THEY DON'T KIDNAP YOU!!!!!! SHIMMY SHAM YOUR FAYSES AND DON'T EAT THE SOUP... I THINK I POOPED IN IT.
Forcefully yours,
wizzao
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so you want to hear another song from my album?
I have another one called, "Choo Choo Choo, I'm peeling an orange!"
tern07.11.08 - 9:57 am
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Don't worry wizzao, your name may or may not be for long time use. This wizazo.com website is lot like what Ibikeu.com was suppose to look like. Now, ibikeu.com is a wiki. What I'm saying is, you never know.
Boogaloo Shrimp
What a great use of your kidnapped name, if this does take off. You can say you where the one who came up with the name. Unlike others who say they started something, a whole city of bicyclist will know it came from you and can back it up. Lets just not involve your mother with this conversation.
There is no reason why you couldn't still use the name for whatever you use it for. People use word for all different reason. What a legacy if you created a word that is used forever more in the English language. You will be remember in history for more then your time in Santa Monica riding around with your nitro disguised air horn on your bike
Shrimp even had some sexual connotations for WIZZAO, that frankly I'd rather not share and most would be embarrassed to hear.
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I would like to hear this DO TELL
sexy07.11.08 - 10:23 am
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Boogaloo Shrimp, just because the name this seems kinda funny to me, I still recognize that it's important to you. When you first posted that you came up with the word 'wizzou' , I thought you were bragging about it,and you were in on planning the site.
Don't worry about it man. Shoot, just sign up with the screen name, wizzao. Then the whole site will be like your extra big myspace page.
tern07.11.08 - 10:35 am
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HI. WIZZAO HERE AGAIN.
I LOVE YOU ALL AND I WANT TO SHARE ORGASMS AND MILKSHAKES WILL ALL OF YOU. ESPECIALLY MYBLUEBIKE AND ALL THE OTHER PRETTY GIRLS.
YOU GUYS ARE COOL TOO.
WIZZAO07.11.08 - 10:36 am
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Milkshakes and orgasms?
I drink your "milkshake", I drink it up... ?
imachynna07.11.08 - 12:41 pm
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my milkshaks
dey brengs teh boyz
to the lawn
Knittens07.11.08 - 12:43 pm
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