I Smell Like Stale Beer...
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PC at 12.17.10 - 2:50 am
...because some fuck nailed me with a beer from a passing car as I rode home from work tonight. I rode stealth all over the neighborhood for a half hour and checked some local party spots but I couldn't find the car. Then I jumped in my car and checked some party spots farther away but no dice. Why am I telling you this? No reason, just venting. I really wanted to give the shitheads a nice surprise but I couldn't. FAIL. FRUSTRATING.
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I mean...maybe if they had hucked some GOOD beer at me, you know? Some Allagash Fluxus or a nice Flemish sour. Dicks. I left the house smelling like Piper Nigrum and now I smell like fucking Natty Ice or some shit.
PC12.17.10 - 2:55 am
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...perhaps a good waterproof shell might have helped. Or a 99 Cent Store poncho.
PC12.17.10 - 2:57 am
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Was it just beer or a bottle or can? I had a corona bottle shot at me. Came in front of me by about two feet. A hard shot from a moving vehicle. They had the height right, but they missed me. I'm thankful for that.
Sorry to hear that PC. That is terrible. I don't see why people would do things like that to strangers, it doesn't make any sense.
If it is good or cheap beer it all stinks all over your clothes.
Are you going to report it to the local pd?
sexy12.17.10 - 4:04 am
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Aw, hell no. Not wasting my time like that again. At least doing it my way, I got a nice ride around the coast while accomplishing absolutely nothing.
PC responding to a
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12.17.10 - 4:37 am
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Probably the local charity doing their part in giving hipster free pabst.
revolution12.17.10 - 7:51 am
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That blows.
But if it makes you feel any better, just repeat in your mind that the offender either;
A) Got tazed or R-King'd at a DUI checkpoint down the the road.
Or B) Rolled into an embackment and won't be found until years later like the Iron Butterfly guy.
bentstrider12.17.10 - 8:40 am
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GOING back to the early 80's...we used to skateboard from paul revere to kenter to skate the banks in Brentwood and on numerous occasions we had lemons and tennis balls thrown at us from jocks from pali high.....they had bad aim too...
barleye12.17.10 - 8:49 am
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i'm sorry to hear that you had a run in with some ignorant fucks.
i glad your OK
trickmilla12.17.10 - 9:16 am
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Where do you get them from!
Bentstrider dominates the threads again with the "Iron Butterfly guy" comment
sexy responding to a
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12.17.10 - 10:26 am
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You should do a beer ride. I am a fan of all things beer and always looking for the goods..........
sack or crack you choose12.17.10 - 10:32 am
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Bummer you couldn't find em... good hunting though. Next time.
Roadblock12.17.10 - 11:09 am
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lol every rider should have a paintball gun for when these kinds of things happen
MidnightGhostrider12.17.10 - 11:25 am
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You don’t wanna get hit by a bottle of Allagash Fluxus .. a big glass bottle? glad you’re ok and the shit beer can/bottle didn’t knock you off your bike. not worth the effort trying to hunt down some ass hats (unless it happens again from the same car… then.. well, let’s just say I have A LOT of empty fancy pants glass bottles which need to be recycled…)
Oh – and I am saving this bottle for you (to share, not to throw at you)
Kakihara responding to a
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12.17.10 - 11:45 am
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Certainly frustrating. I've been hit by various things too. They just get more bad CARma.
Joe Borfo12.17.10 - 12:01 pm
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i love this. where can i get one?
lackflag responding to a
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12.17.10 - 12:54 pm
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Probably the local charity doing their part in giving hipster free pabst.
I don't think so. It seems like an odd thing for a local charity to do, and ...oh... hold on...oh, I get it... you're making a... ah.. ahaha....AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! HA HA HA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SOME CULTURAL EARLY ADOPTERS RIDE BICYCLES AND FURTHERMORE A SUBSET OF THEM DRANK PABST BLUE RIBBON IRONICALLY ABOUT SEVEN YEARS AGO!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! Ha ha ha ha...ahhhh...
OK, now do one about The Strokes. Hipsters like them, right?
PC responding to a
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12.17.10 - 2:06 pm
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I gyped a few words on this android, but I still got it.
bentstrider responding to a
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12.17.10 - 3:40 pm
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Actually I was implying that all CURRENT DAY hipsters drink pabst.
revolution responding to a
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12.17.10 - 4:22 pm
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Your humor is far too bleeding-edge for me. As such, I suggest you take it from this forum, where it clearly goes unappreciated, and try it on a new medium that my hip friends keep telling me about. It's called "MySpace." Everybody says it's going to the be next big thing!
PC responding to a
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12.17.10 - 4:56 pm
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Also, I'm told that trucker hats are getting popular. But you can't actually be a trucker, because that would ruin it. Get it?
PC12.17.10 - 4:59 pm
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I still want to know what you were going to surprise them with if you caught them. Would it have been some sinister haiku that just cut them real deep to the point of apologizing?
md2 responding to a
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12.17.10 - 5:05 pm
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