CRANKMOB
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DIRTY HIPSTER at 02.14.11 - 2:43 am
AND YET AGAIN CRANKMOB COMES OUT OF NOWHERE, WHERE DOES THIS SECRET CRANKMOB SOCIETY HIDE? IT USED TO BE ONE OF THE MOST DECK RIDES IN LA, THEN IT DISAPPEARED, BUT IT COMES BACK EVERY SO OFTEN IN SECRET, KINDA LIKE HERPES...BUT THE BEST KIND OF HERPE EVAR!!!
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Eh. I'm not as bummed about missing it as I used to be.
I've found other pressing matters to occupy brain-space.
bentstrider02.14.11 - 4:10 am
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I ain't saying SHIT.... I ain't no SELL-OUT (pwft)
^olsko*jr702.14.11 - 8:54 am
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i just want to make it clear that those recent photo uploads aren't actually from C.R.A.N.K. MOB even though Bradley insists on uploading them into the C.MOB gallery.
onethirtynine02.14.11 - 1:42 pm
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cmob was fun.
you have to be in the know.
you cant have everyone in LA in on the deets. exclusive shit dude.
or else it ends up like crankmas. blown way out of proportion and shut down early. no thanks.
tchap02.14.11 - 3:22 pm
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@tchap wow, you're a serious piece of work my friend.
Ms. Stephanie responding to a
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02.14.11 - 3:35 pm
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As we can see from the pictures crankmob was fun....but
They really should not be posted here. If CM and it's exclusive Facebook biotches want to post them on FB then you can express your circle jerk mentality there.
Barlame delete your lame ass photos.
sack or crack you choose responding to a
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02.14.11 - 3:38 pm
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You're just mad because Dave gave you Gonorrhea.
Joe Borfo responding to a
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02.14.11 - 3:57 pm
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Hahaha fucking idiot. Its not even on facebook.
palucha66 responding to a
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02.14.11 - 4:43 pm
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your just mad cause your too lazy to get in the know. enjoy trolling a website, and not actually riding your bike. if you dont konw ask somebody and if they dont know, your not asking the right people/questions.
theshues responding to a
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02.14.11 - 5:25 pm
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Why shouldn't they be posted?
OsnapsonJC responding to a
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02.14.11 - 5:41 pm
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thank for doin this ride.
it was great to ride wit some peeps that are not scared of some fixies!
much love!
fixie4life02.14.11 - 9:48 pm
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oh yea i am famos now!!1
or I should say my bike is!!
one of the pics has my bike!!! :]
hahahahaha
fixie4life02.14.11 - 9:49 pm
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It's the best herpes ever, indeed.
I wrote a long post, addressing some issues I had with crankmas, exclusivity, and the underground but frankly it's a waste of breath.
Saturday night was absolutely amazing and i feel incredibly lucky to have been included in it. There was one accident where my friend got his rear wheel ruined as we were leaving the K-mart parking lot, a woman hit him from behind. There was one arrest as a gentlemen leaped off of his tall bike and onto said womans car.
It was a safe, fun and beautiful evening with amazing energy.
If that's because people are invited by word of mouth, that's fine with me. It's going down as one of the best experiences i've ever had and I hope I get to do it again.
The night I followed a glowing green bike into the night like Alice followed the white rabbit.
Avner02.15.11 - 2:37 pm
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this this this.
i saw homie get clipped. didnt see the tall bike leap though but i heard about it.
btw, when we went down the small trail next to the marina, there were bunnies on the path.
tchap responding to a
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02.15.11 - 11:48 pm
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culver city pd broke ****'s tall bike in half after he got arrested.
I guess they got a little confused as to who's private property theyre supposed to protect, (HINT- not just the people in cars)
newarkhouse02.17.11 - 10:49 am
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"culver city pd broke ****'s tall bike in half after he got arrested. "
Seems logical to me since a) tall bikes are illegal and b) how do you think they are suppose to fit it in the squad car.
sack or crack you choose responding to a
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02.17.11 - 2:29 pm
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when i say burrito, you say delicious!
66602.17.11 - 4:33 pm
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yo man, wtf? what is this girl talking about?
the budget cuts are gonna stop you from getting a specialized?
uh wut?
does she work at all at this shop or does she make nonsensical banter about inane shit all day?
KiMS1 responding to a
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02.17.11 - 4:45 pm
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yo man, wtf? what is this girl talking about?
the budget cuts are gonna stop you from getting a specialized?
uh wut?
does she work at all at this shop, wtf is she getting a paycheck for?
KiMS1 responding to a
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02.17.11 - 4:47 pm
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Hey, if I make it, then I make it.
If I'm driving or studying wind-turbine tech in Tucumcari, then that's the flavor of the day.
But I still miss it though, but can't cry over the spilled milk, must slurp it up and press on.
bentstrider responding to a
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02.17.11 - 5:01 pm
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hitler was a bigoted, racist, sociopathic, massive piece of shit. he's cool though. he hustles.
coldcut responding to a
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02.17.11 - 7:33 pm
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oh please, comrade. just because she may have misspoke doesn't make her a nazi.
She rides, she's been on Wolfpack, she's probably faster than both of you.
Besides, you think the government has no influence on your ability to buy fancy bikes?
shotgunBOOMBOOM responding to a
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02.17.11 - 9:36 pm
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sarcasm!
i'm pointing out the absurdity of saying someone's cool just cos they hustle.
coldcut responding to a
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02.17.11 - 9:59 pm
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plus, what the hell does speed have to do with anything? wow, someone's faster than me. might as well kill myself, right? please.
and no, the government has no ability to to influence any decision in my life. sure, i might be forced into making certain decisions, but by no means does that count as influence, because i do it bitterly. to influence would imply that i have a choice, which you and i know... is not the case.
coldcut responding to a
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02.17.11 - 10:22 pm
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Well then I am pointing out the absurdity of you pointing out the absurdity of my statement.
Don't you have some cookin' to do, comrade? ;)
shotgunBOOMBOOM responding to a
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02.17.11 - 10:38 pm
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I didn't say the government has the ability to influence
decisions you make. (an arguable point in itself, i.e. propaganda, news media, etc.)
I said the govt can influence your
ability to purchase fancy bikes - meaning the govt plays a role in how much money you have in the bank.
shotgunBOOMBOOM responding to a
comment by coldcut
02.17.11 - 10:43 pm
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LASD broke *****'s tall bike when he was arrested as well. Tall bikes, the ride, and cops just don't mix.
franz responding to a
comment by newarkhouse
02.18.11 - 6:55 am
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idk man, she seems like shes too cool for school.
like pharrell and shit.
KiMS1 responding to a
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02.18.11 - 9:43 am
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"the govt plays a role in how much money you have in the bank."
Yeah that statement is full of shit. You as a educated working individual have the full power over how much you can make. Legit or illicit you can make benji's.
Being a lazy ass hipster who is content with their low wage existence may be fine, but if you really believe what you write you are wasting your time with that fancy law degree.
sack or crack you choose responding to a
comment by shotgunBOOMBOOM
02.18.11 - 10:15 am
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ever heard of a thing called taxes? Wouldn't that be a "role" in how much money I have in my bank, as it takes money directly out of my paycheck?
And if you think the recent economic meltdown has nothing to do with law and government policy, maybe YOU need to go to law school.
shotgunBOOMBOOM responding to a
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02.18.11 - 1:30 pm
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I ride the "ultimate fixie"... a 36" wheel unicycle. Average around 12-15mph on rides up to 40mi in one sit. Can I hook up with you guys on a ride?
DancesOnH2O02.22.11 - 12:35 pm
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