Pulled over
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buckchin at 06.27.09 - 12:49 am
Just got pulled over on my bike riding home from a friends house. Get this, the cop said i looked suspicious because i was sweating so hard.
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Should've just said that you just got done watching "Unlawful Entry" and that the cop looked like Ray Liotta.
bentstrider06.27.09 - 1:06 am
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Hahah that's funny cops ugh they could be funny guys
ThunderCunt06.27.09 - 7:08 am
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everybody knows cyclists are sweating because they are lascivious, duh
ephemerae06.27.09 - 5:12 pm
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shoulda said "cas im burning fat instead of eating em donuts."
diego2706.27.09 - 11:03 pm
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i got told i was going to fast on a BMX bike and that i must be on speed.
I got a ticket for no lights and failure to ride 2 ft from curb at all times. I also got slammed on car hood for telling the cop my pocket knife was not a concealed weapon, after the face slam to the hood i agreed with him, that cop was a dick and had like 20 McDonalds bag in the back of his patrol car, which i laughed at then had to remove my shoes for the track mark check. after a hour long bullshit conversation how on if i wanted to ride far i should get a mountain bike i was released and followed for 2miles to make sure i stayed 2ft from the curb. after that i was back in the middle of the street at 1am.
madmelo06.27.09 - 11:16 pm
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The 2 feet from the curb ticket you can beat. Allowed to ride middle of lane if there is debris on side etc.
gundo07.1.09 - 8:24 pm
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"Too fast on a BMX" - perfect. You deserve an award for that, tbh.
You don't happen to ride in WeHo, do you? One night I was coming home east on SMB and I got ahead of this BMX guy, but then he smoked me. I was impressed/ashamed.
Also, the lights thing should be a fix it ticket...I think you just go in, show em your lights, and you're off.
Fucking lame to be harassed like that. I mean, damn, my fat ass works up a sweat sometimes just hanging around my apartment.
HappyLand responding to a
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07.1.09 - 10:50 pm
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Nope dont ride in WeHo unless in LACM where i keep up with the fixie dudes huffing and puffing running 25/9. But i have stepped it up speed wise and got a dope fixed gear (48/16) and have been hitting every ride i can in the valley and LACM if i get out of work on time.
madmelo responding to a
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07.1.09 - 11:00 pm
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Well, in all honesty, I've never been pulled over on any of the beyond large rides, I guess I'm mistaken for this thing.
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bentstrider07.2.09 - 12:14 am
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