****I Have To Pee*****
Thread started by
PC at 10.24.07 - 3:33 pm
I have to pee really bad, but I don't think that I can do it by myself. It would really be helpful if I could find some other people who have to pee, and we could go together as a group. Failing that, does anybody have any words of support or inspiration to help me do this?
The route would be from my futon in my bedroom (where I am now), around the wooden locker where I keep my magazines, between the dresser and the bookcase, out the door, to the left, and immediately to the left again.
I really have to go badly, you guise. Please help me.
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Pee Cee,
Pee like Dingo does. While moving on his bike.
Pee pee ride? Anyone?
Joe Borfo10.24.07 - 3:47 pm
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So, all I'm going to get are smartass answers? Honestly, I'm beginning to have trouble taking this forum seriously.
PC10.24.07 - 3:50 pm
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That's because you are obviously not a Core Elite ®.
Now, Piss off.
Joe Borfo10.24.07 - 3:54 pm
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If you didn't have such a manly seat like an SLR, you wouldn't be having this problem.
Why is it that the toughest men always have these problems?
If you can wait till I get to SP, I can walk with you to the bathroom, but nothing kinky ok?
BTW, don't call 911!
User110.24.07 - 4:14 pm
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Being the Core of the Elite Ridazz, I say you should order, a real expensive bed, get rid of the futon, and it will be no time that you will be wetting the bed. Just stop thinking about and it will come out naturally. You can always change your shorts after.
sexy10.24.07 - 4:22 pm
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Just piss yourself.
It'll attract more women to the rides once they here how core you are.
kyber10.24.07 - 4:33 pm
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Excuse me everybody, It was I who first used the word Core around here. I do have a copywright on it. Every time you use it, you owe Sexy .000000012003898 cents
sexy10.24.07 - 5:04 pm
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Nice Route!
Can we also pee in Russell's apartment?
And Cuss like Longshore men?
Joe Borfo10.24.07 - 5:23 pm
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Zuko, did somebody slip you my address? You came within a block of it. STALKER.
PC10.24.07 - 5:37 pm
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I just got lucky,
Hope you noticed the shape of the route in SP,
muahaha
dannyzuko10.24.07 - 5:39 pm
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what are you talking about, it's got electrolytes!
dannyzuko10.24.07 - 5:46 pm
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i also have to pee but the door is closed. can someone come and open the door for me please?
Kakihara10.24.07 - 6:05 pm
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why do i have the feeling that this is going to be a very long thread?
speedybrian200010.24.07 - 8:52 pm
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Then get it to pee for you!
SPOOK10.24.07 - 9:09 pm
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midnight ridazz water sports
sexy10.24.07 - 11:01 pm
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If you have to go soooooo bad, then use a soda bottle for Chrissakes!!!
Toilets are for toddlers!!!
bentstrider10.25.07 - 8:42 pm
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OK, now I've got soda all over my pants. Got any more fucking bright ideas, Doctor Tesla?
PC10.26.07 - 3:36 am
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PC-
Got any more fucking bright ideas, Doctor Tesla?
Me-
Glad you asked!!!
This has always worked for me. Take your toaster and put it in the bathtub, don't forget to plug it in! Make sure you're in bare feet. Now this time you pour the soda out BEFORE you pee in it. To get the best ambiance what I do is pour the soda into the toaster. Now you're ready to take a pee!
This has worked for me EVERY time!
Good luck and glad to be of help!
User110.26.07 - 11:37 am
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anyone down for an after thanksgiving piss?
dannyzuko10.26.07 - 1:17 pm
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Well, did I have to say the soda bottle should be empty?!?!?
God, I have to hold all the little kids hands as they cross the street!!
Oh well, back to these UI claims and job apps.
bentstrider10.26.07 - 1:21 pm
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Bump, for some reason.
PC12.20.08 - 5:45 pm
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I recommend getting a tutor who can teach you how to piss more effectively. While your personal pissing challenge may seem unique, chances are that a urination professional has dealt with the same problem hundreds of times before. Even pissing on your own, however, there are some key points to remember.
1) You will probably need to work on both structure and content, keeping in mind that the two are connected. Aiming your pee will help you recognize problems in direction and consistency, and conversely, a forceful, well-directed urine stream will help improve your aim.
2) Also, remember that style is very important. You must understand your audience and learn to direct your pee accordingly if you want to really reach them. Nothing beats a well-executed piss. If you, the pisser, can forge a strong urinary connection with your pissees, they will remember you forever. More importantly, the piss will have forged an impression that remains in their minds long after the piss itself has been washed out of their hair and clothes.
3) Finally, pissing is a process. Don't be afraid to make several whiz attempts. After a couple initial failures, you will quickly develop a much better sense of whom you are pissing upon and why. These are the lessons that will stay with you as you continue on your personal journey as a pisser.
nathansnider12.20.08 - 6:51 pm
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