ROTW: 420LaHaRR
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User1 at 06.16.08 - 5:39 pm
It's with great pleasure we entroduce to you a well deserved ROTW award to the great, the fantasic, the superbafrivilious Mister
420LaHaRR!!!! AKA John Lahar (correct me if I'm wrong brotha).
John has been rolling with MR ever since at least '06, and I've known him for at least that long. In all the time I've known him, I've never seen him finish at the front of the MR rides, and it's not because he's slow! This dude is always, and I mean always helping people out that have a flat or a mechanical problem. I've personally seen him break out of his bag a tube size that he doesn't even use, only to give it to someone that needed it on the ride! John is someone that is always doing the thankless job of sweeping and is seldom finishing the ride with everyone else. A true rida if there ever was one. Far more deserving of this award than I was too!
Who da Cheetoman?
Yo da Cheetoman!!!!
Who da Cheetoman?!?!?!?
Yo da Cheetoman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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this is more than true, on the valentine ride my friends' tire decided to explode, laharr promptly helped him change the tube long after everyone had left the stop.
plus he was there when MW pooped in the playground at 630am
hartwick, youre a pussy06.16.08 - 5:53 pm
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Javier could share this week with Laharr. But I don't see why.
Joe Borfo06.16.08 - 6:25 pm
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I will say tthat Laharr rode a centrury with my on Saturday, and there was a flat not even 10 minutes into the ride....guess how we knew there were people back? Somebody said, "Where's Laharr? Need I say more? Oh yes, I do. But, I want to give Javier his due for this week. I have many questions and many, many things good things to say about Laharr, but lets give javi his week....and give me some time to move across the country, first. I love you 420Laharr
tern06.16.08 - 6:46 pm
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hey Laharr, what does MAMB mean?
tern06.16.08 - 6:59 pm
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I don't think I made what I was trying to say about Laharr clear....with the spelling mistakes and my probably misjudged assumption...I was thinking: "Everyone knows Laharr is the first one to stop to help people with mechanicals and flats. Have you ever seen Laharr in the front of a ride? Me neither...and there's a reason for it. He helps those who can't fix their bikes.
tern06.16.08 - 7:14 pm
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Correction : MAMBB (MeAndMyBlueBike)
btw, LetJavier have his week ;-)
420LaHaRR06.16.08 - 7:22 pm
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tern brings an interesting point about john. It makes me reflect on my behavior on most rides, which you do find me at the front of the rides. I used to cork more but i met an agro driver once that intentionally tried to run me off the road. Im over that fear and will help more with corking. and being that im a bicycle kitchen cook i will offer more of my help with repairs and extra tubes. I'll be on the more on the lookout and less of that wheee, whooo hooo, fast tendencies.
i know laharr deserves it but his nomination should wait till javi gets his chance.
Al, by the way it's AKA: John Aunedi.
Eddie GOpez06.16.08 - 7:35 pm
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and i call him the CROLOMBIAN.
He's 50% Colombian
and
he's 50% Croatian
Eddie GOpez06.16.08 - 7:36 pm
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I am so happy you're ridaa of the week, Javier. I'm so happy that you're ridaa of next week, Laharr! [laughs]
tern06.16.08 - 7:39 pm
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i met laharr on the first la noche ride. a few of us showed up early and were drinking in the bushes at the top of los feliz and he made me pick him up some tecate tallboys at the liquor store down the street because i was about to re-up. we later discussed this chance encounter at like 4am in the backyard of some party dak took us to a a few years later.
stand up dude for sure.
ruinedbyidiots06.16.08 - 7:42 pm
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ROTW plus plusss : LaHaRR
SONNY06.16.08 - 8:46 pm
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I think User1 meant to invert that last letter so it'd read ROTM!
two wheels good06.16.08 - 9:04 pm
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F&%$ LAHARR!!!
IT'S ALL ABOUT JAVI !
:)
Joe Borfo06.16.08 - 9:34 pm
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Quien es Javi?Sound like cool peeps.
420 is the shitsnicks.I think hes saved me twice from doing rides sober.Always willing to pop a beer for me.Rides all the way from LBC to attend our rides and one of the OGs when it came to not leaving a rida behind.Always hustling when a repair is needed.
deesimple06.16.08 - 10:04 pm
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OH LOOK!! There's even pics of him on MR!!!
LaHaRR has been keeping our rides well oiled not only mechanically, but also positive vibally too! There's been so many times I was jonesing for a beer he has come through time and time again. I swear that dude can pull a cold Tecate out of his bum hole!
I don't remember when exactly I meet you John, but I'm glad I did.
And he's got an awesome head to write on!!!
User106.16.08 - 11:03 pm
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OH YEAH!!! He'll try to tell you that San Pedro isn't a part of Long Beach. Don't listen to him, it's just crazy talk! San Pedro is long neglected part of LB. Kind of like having a redheaded stepchild!!!
User106.16.08 - 11:09 pm
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"now gay"
no wonder Big Gay Al likes LaHarr so much
spiraldemon06.16.08 - 11:57 pm
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laharr and i had madddddd camel backing on venice beach one clear night back in the days... it was magical.
superfish06.17.08 - 12:01 am
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midnight ridazz = smart
you are all brilliant. You don't see a good thing, even when it comes up with a refrigerator bag full of beer and chocolate and gives you hug.
LaHarr is not your usual midnight rida, he comes to the party with his bags full and heart open. Typical rida comes to the party with there bag empty and their hands open.
Let LaHar be the example. Stop by the store before the ride.
sexy06.18.08 - 9:36 am
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Our ROTW was spotted at BM movie last night! I hope we see him tonite on the rooftop movie!
Cheers mate, and congrats on ROTW!!!!!
Well deserved it is.
Limeyfly06.18.08 - 3:15 pm
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LaHarr's bag has cookies in it. One time they saved me from cramps! What a mensch this LaHarr is.
cabhauler06.18.08 - 3:29 pm
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Limeyfly06.18.08 - 4:41 pm
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yeah, he saved me from alcoholism by smoking me out
spiraldemon06.18.08 - 4:45 pm
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POT!!
The gateway drug to bicycles!
Limeyfly06.18.08 - 4:46 pm
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john reminds me of the summer time bike rides to the beach and hanging out until the sun rises.
i guess it's quite appropriate that laharr would be sharing this week with another. your momma must have taught you well!
meandmybluebike06.18.08 - 4:48 pm
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Laharr is, hands down, my favorite Rida.
The guy just oozes with awesome.
Spread some on yourself and rub it all over. Yeah baby!
Joe Borfo06.18.08 - 11:15 pm
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Congrats John! Thanks for sharing your Smiles, Beer, and Chocolate!!!
bigsexxy06.18.08 - 11:33 pm
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if ever anyone deserved this, tis you john. tis you.
ride on!
ingipet06.19.08 - 9:39 am
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Why does this John have to have a biblical name?
neverclever06.19.08 - 10:49 am
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John's backpack weighs 146 pounds. He keeps a small human in there who rides a specially designed compact stationary bike which in turn generates electricity that supplies John's robotic leg with a jolt of energy enabling him to be the fucking coolest dude on this ride. congrats Laharrrr
Roadblock06.19.08 - 10:53 am
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Laharr just got my kitty out of the tree!!
Is there anything this guy DOESN'T do to help people out?
User106.19.08 - 1:26 pm
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LaHaRRRRRRRRRRRRR is my Homie!!!!!!!!!!!!
skano06.19.08 - 3:47 pm
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Laharr,
How is it that a fictitious person can get over twice as much replies as someone like you? Do we really have that many gullible peeps in our tribe? Did you ride by Dave in the valley when he had a flat? Hell even I have a mechanical story to tell about helping out Dave once! What gives?
Ready for your questions? (they'll get tougher, trust me)
User106.20.08 - 3:29 pm
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some might say that the name JAVI is very VERY similar to a spanglicized version of the english name JOHN....
just sayin....
:)
ingipet06.20.08 - 3:32 pm
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'How is it that a fictitious person can get over twice as much replies as someone like you?'
-He is the stuff of legend.
'Do we really have that many gullible peeps in our tribe?'
-SRSLY? Ask Javi.
'Did you ride by Dave in the valley when he had a flat? Hell even I have a mechanical story to tell about helping out Dave once!'
-Hell Yeah!! Wait... which Dave?
'What gives?'
-Your Mom...mmmmmmmmmmm...
420LaHaRR06.20.08 - 3:43 pm
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No way around it. Always smiling, always helping the new folks. If I'm in the back, holdin' it down for the rear gap, I always expect to find this man even further behind me.
I remember riding from Spring Thing to Brassknuckles parents place with LaHaRR, sexy and GoPez. We took some terrible, never ending hill to get there. We were all bitching and failing fast. We were all on road bikes, unleden; but LaHaRR was on the single speed 29er with his legendary bag. He was bitching too, but the revelation sure shut us up. Way strong rider. (way sweaty rider) haha.
Another tale of awesomness. Riding up the Venice boardwalk at dusk we encounter a big concrete planter thing built into the boardwalk that divides the path in two. I took the right side and John took the left one. The left one ended abruptly at a 6" drop right onto the beach. That was funny to see.
See ya at S&S LaHaRR. Beer? I'm buying.
Eric Hair06.20.08 - 3:53 pm
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Laharr,
What's it like living in the shadow of LB?
Do you feel that San Pedro never gets it's dues?
How many times per day do you have to convince people that San Pedro isn't a part of LB?
On the pic above that fluffa posted, it states, "Now gay." Are you just gay when you go to SF?
You're part time gay?
Are you a pitcher or catcher?
Why is that?
Bad experience here in LA?
Do you have any animosity towards Javier?
When did you realize he was a fictitious person? Or do you? (keep in mind your above post)
You must have enough tales of working the back of the MR rides to fill a book. Care to share any moments with us?
What was your first MR ride?
What was your first bike ride in LA?
How much pot do you smoke anyways?
If a rider was riding 6 hours a day at an average speed of 12 mph. How long would it take her to get to SF? Would she be a lesbian once she got there? Would she declare it with a marker? How does that work in SF?
User106.20.08 - 4:00 pm
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how does it feel to be a freaky huge guy with a tiny megaphone?
spiraldemon06.20.08 - 4:03 pm
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'Did you ride by Dave in the valley when he had a flat? Hell even I have a mechanical story to tell about helping out Dave once!'
-Hell Yeah!! Wait... which Dave?
Me -
Dave, also known ironically as sexy
User106.20.08 - 4:10 pm
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how does it feel to be a freaky huge guy with a tiny megaphone?
spiraldemon
06.20.08 - 7:03 pm
LOL!
eddieboyinla06.20.08 - 4:19 pm
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Woah WOah Woah WATCH OUT.
USER1 helped me, but not successfully, try to get bigsexxy outta wack wheel together for the Haunted Ride. Thanks Al
Waaoooahh woooaahhh
How does it feel to pat yourself on the back. Don't break you arm now.
My name is David not Dave.
sexy06.21.08 - 4:20 pm
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Oh Eric, that Sepulveda Pass ride.
Go-Pez wasn't bitching at all (unless under his breath, waiting for us)
he zoomed up the pass at 12-13mph easy.
sexy06.21.08 - 4:24 pm
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LaHarr,
You have less than 3 hours to till you're no longer ROTW and the Q&A stops.
Put the pipe down and answer your questions please........
User106.23.08 - 3:03 pm
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how does it feel to be a freaky huge guy with a tiny megaphone?
REMEMBER SEEING YOU THERE FOR ME LITTLE JOHN, THANK YOU BRO, STAY GOOD, LITTLE BOY, (LOL)
eddieboyinla06.23.08 - 6:14 pm
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Motherfucker, we do not live in the "shadow of LB." I take umbrage to that shit. Ooh, I am so umbered right now.
Hey, did I ever tell you guys that LaHarr is famous? It's true. I was taking a bus home after the Century Ridge Way party thing, and the driver noticed my MR t-shirt and asked me whether I knew another guy who comes up all the way from San Pedro. "Oh," I said, "is he kind a big dude named John with a shaved head?" "YES," she replied, all excited, "THAT'S THE ONE!" Then she told me a mildly amusing anecdote regarding him, which I will not repeat here. You know you're core elite when the bus drivers know you.
PC06.24.08 - 3:56 am
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Hey that's what the folks say in San Pedro P. I'm not the one making that statement. I'm just the messenger.
User106.24.08 - 10:19 pm
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Mega Bump!
Everybody's thinking it.
420LaHaRR ROTMFW!
And now is as good a time is any.
We love you brotha.
Ride on!
trickmilla02.14.12 - 11:46 am
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