THE BLUE BALLS RIDE!!!
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speedybrian2000 at 02.20.08 - 12:45 am
THE BLUE BALLS RIDE!!!
A different kind of party ride! The main focus of this ride is kicking two large blue balls throughout the whole 18 mile route as we ride. We will have two parallel long lines of ridazz in one lane, and the space in the middle is for keeping the balls moving forward.
This sounds easy, but we must concentrate on keeping the balls moving, and not let them roll into the intersections at stops, or running them over with our bikes, or crashing into them, or letting them get kicked to the curb. At all times, we must be aware of the blue balls, keeping them moving along as we ride!
See diagram 1 (below)
For further research, see:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_balls
This is gonna be pretty fun, but it is going to take a team effort, and everyone participating on keeping these balls moving!!!
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spiraldemon, hope you dont get offended, we werent talking about your blue balls!!
speedybrian200002.20.08 - 12:54 am
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The cause is the prolonged sexual stimulation of the erect penis (intentional or unintentional), either by direct or indirect contact, that does not result in orgasm and ejaculation. This can, in some circumstances, be a consensual sexual act as part of erotic sexual denial.
During arousal in a sexually mature male, the parasympathetic nervous system increases its inputs to the genital tissues, resulting in increased blood flow to the testicles and prostate areas. As this happens, other fluid outflow muscles constrict, causing less bodily fluid to leave the area than enter, ensuring a high enough regional blood pressure to allow a sustained erection for penetration during sexual intercourse.
If orgasm is not achieved, blood and lymphatic fluid tend to pool, and the blood becomes oxygen-deprived. The technical term for this is vasocongestion.
Some men may deprive themselves of an orgasm purposely, to prolong sexual activity, etc. Their sexual partner may also request that they refrain from ejaculation for a longer period to increase their duration of sex (for mutual satisfaction of both partners). If this is the case, massaging the testicles or using a vibrator on the testicles during the prolonged sexual activity may prevent the blood from pooling and actually prevent or decrease the severity of blue balls.
Men with priapism or orchalgia may experience an extreme, prolonged form of blue balls, which may require medical attention.
Treatment
The easiest way to relieve the symptoms of blue balls is through ejaculation. The resultant ejaculation jump-starts the sympathetic nervous system, which increases blood flow through the penis area, dissipating the fluid buildup. Even without orgasm, the symptoms of blue balls usually subside within an hour of onset, but they can also last much longer, up to 12 hours. While well known in folklore, there was scant information in the medical literature until an article by Chalett and Nerenberg in Pediatrics 2000 which found little formal data regarding the condition but concluded that "the treatment is sexual release, or perhaps straining to move a very heavy object — in essence doing a Valsalva maneuver."[2] Simply lying down can also sometimes help the pain associated with blue balls.
One folk remedy for blue balls is the cold shower. Putting cold substances on the crotch region supposedly helps. One source [1] states that "the cool water of the shower would stimulate new warm blood to the scrotum," but local cooling might instead work by causing arterioles in the scrotal skin to constrict, thus decreasing blood flow to those tissues and allowing fluid to leave the congested areas. Also, physical exercise like walking or climbing stairs may ease the engorgement. Sometimes pseudoephedrine can help quicken the process; however, analgesics do not generally help as they do not involve prostaglandins.
speedybrian200002.20.08 - 1:30 am
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Sounds like a hoot. I predict a really slow ride. And are 2 enough? I'm sure there are many of us with Blue Balls. If we had, say, 300 people, one person showing up with blue balls, won't quite satisfy the rest of the riders, if you know what i mean.
stevo402.20.08 - 9:25 am
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when i was a kid, they told me that my eyes would go "crooked" if i masturbated.
eddieboyinla02.20.08 - 10:37 am
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@eddie
man, you had me laughing so hard, i was starting to cry!
speedybrian200002.20.08 - 10:53 am
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um, I was just trying to make a joke about meandmyblue bike and blue balls... er ... um .. yeah.. nevermind.
Joe Borfo02.20.08 - 1:19 pm
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This will take more than one lane.
I also predict lots of crashes.
marino02.20.08 - 1:29 pm
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I got a bad case of Blue balls at the moment, if only i was getting down with cute co-worker, my lil side office would be perfect...
Oh and btw for this ride's theme, think blue man group.
skano02.20.08 - 1:37 pm
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Cool idea for a ride.....but man that'd be dangerous. Maybe that's what's so cool, I dunno.
This ride is by definition the anti-fluffa ride. Since it's likely the result of too much fluffin in the first place.
Drew02.20.08 - 7:11 pm
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Hey, how about we take the rules of musical chairs, and four-square, then integrate them into one.
All riders will have to smack the blue ball(s) when it gets near them.
If the unfortunate puke misses the ball as it comes near, they'll be forced to dismount and sing the theme-song to "Arthur", or twenty push-ups done to the theme from "Mr. Belvedere".
bentstrider02.20.08 - 7:21 pm
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i tried to get foursquare goin at fear pressure and no one knew what i was talking about.
ruinedbyidiots02.20.08 - 7:23 pm
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@rbi
I played a variation of it as recently as 12th grade in '01.
I went to this alternative high school after a little, altercation.
This and other elementary school games was PE.
Hell, we even had a city park behind there that the class utilized!!
bentstrider02.20.08 - 7:30 pm
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i graduated 03. for some reason i thought you were older than that.
ruinedbyidiots02.20.08 - 7:32 pm
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@rbi
I get that alot.
Apparently, my real-dad had the exact same problem as he was only 16 when I was born, yet my mom(23 at the time) thought he was thirty!!
And honestly, I actually thought you were older.
What with the close resemblance to the "Tears For Fears" guy and the pictures of that old-dude, who's name should not be mentioned.
bentstrider02.20.08 - 7:53 pm
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This one fuckin rocks! I say the dress code is: blue lycra and spandex...blue pajamas and overalls....maybe we can all body paint ourselves blue!!!! Where will this be held? Can this be taken to Burning Man??? HUH HUH HUH? I was thinking of Black Rock Bike Polo but now... Black Rock Blue Balls.....Do we play teams somehow?
onyurmark02.21.08 - 1:40 am
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Im thinking 2 blue balls will not be enough if 300 ridazz show up! So, lets have everyone bring some blue balls to the ride (it would be great if we had around 50 balls total, make it a lot more interesting!)
speedybrian200002.22.08 - 9:39 am
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You know, this whole thing is just derogatory towards men. Kicking unsatisfied testes around in the streets is just obnoxious... I like it.
Joe Borfo02.22.08 - 9:46 am
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I'll be where it's far safer!! Corkin some redneck reeking of PBR in his jacked up four wheeler revving it up way passed 6,000 rpms!!!
User102.22.08 - 11:42 am
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As far as the theme, yes, the blue man look would be tight! If you are not into blue make-up, we can dress in all blue (anything blue goes!!)
For the music, does anyone know if the Blue Men music is good???
speedybrian200002.22.08 - 11:54 pm
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Play the Blues, and Smurf's theme song
Joe Borfo02.23.08 - 6:08 pm
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ACCEPT!
udo dirkschnirder (sp?) is like the german danzig. short, balding, and muscular. only davey havoc doesnt know who this guy is.
ruinedbyidiots02.23.08 - 9:01 pm
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Does anyone remember all the "ATE MY BALLZ" stuff?!?! hahahhaa...
neverclever03.7.08 - 1:58 pm
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The theme of the ride is BLUE, think blue man group, blue face paint, blue hair, blue shirts, blue hats, blue furry boots, apple bottom bluejeans, blue lights, blue strobelights, blue miniskirts, blue mohawks, blue pants, blue jackets, blue blue blue!!!! ANTHING BLUE- SO PLEASE WEAR BLUE!!!!
speedybrian200003.18.08 - 12:15 am
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yes i remember all the so and so ate my balls stuff. the internet in 1997 was an odd place.
ruinedbyidiots03.18.08 - 12:17 am
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My Blue Bike....................Anger is kicking in
sexy03.18.08 - 12:26 am
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BLUE BUMP!
I love experiments!
I am one!
SKIDMARCUS03.24.08 - 1:12 pm
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im debating whether we should have large blue hard balls (very durable, like the ones we played with at school) or soft lighter beach balls (we can volleyball them at the stops (they may pop while we are riding)
What do you guys think??
speedybrian200003.25.08 - 5:46 pm
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It's not going to matter, watching people eat shit as they run over balls in the street... it's going to be awesome... go with the durable ones... I thought, though, you were going with the BIG pilates ball things, like in the flyer.
the reverend dak03.25.08 - 5:50 pm
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BLUE BLUE BLUE!! The theme of the ride is BLUE, think blue man group, blue face paint, blue hair, blue shirts, blue hats, blue furry boots, blue suede shoes, apple bottem bluejeans, blue lights, blue strobelights, blue miniskirts, blue mohawks, blue pants, blue jackets, blue blue blue!!!! ANTHING BLUE- SO PLEASE WEAR BLUE!!!!
***In keeping with the theme, ANYONE WHO IS NOT WEARING BLUE, WILL NOT GET A SPOKECARD -SORRY :( . This is only to encourage the theme. Blue jeans will not count in this case!!!
speedybrian200003.26.08 - 4:53 pm
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I'll dig up my old, AFJROTC uniform from high school.
The boogers(Army ROTC) always referred to us as BlueBerries.
bentstrider03.26.08 - 5:05 pm
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We (Marines) still call them blue berries!
dolamyte03.26.08 - 7:23 pm
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@dolamyte
-Kinda figured you were one, after the posts regarding the crater in Amboy, and 29 Palms.
It's all good though.
bentstrider03.26.08 - 8:08 pm
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***In keeping with the theme, ANYONE WHO IS NOT WEARING BLUE, WILL NOT GET A SPOKECARD -SORRY :( . This is only to encourage the theme. Blue jeans will not count in this case!!!
speedybrian200003.27.08 - 11:05 am
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CAN WE INTEREST YOU IN SOME MUTUAL FUN?
SKIDMARCUS03.27.08 - 11:59 am
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wouldnt it be ironic if this ride was the EXACT opposite of the Ladiezz ride and only one guy showed up? and that one guy couldnt score with anyone.... and he went home and stroked it for a while listening to dubstep music..... and fell asleep before he could achieve a release... and woke up the next morning with a pee boner... then went to work as a fluffer....
Roadblock03.27.08 - 6:47 pm
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@RB
-What is this, Fluffer-recruitment week or something?
It used to be a small, issue relegated to the back-burner, now it's brought up in every thread.
bentstrider03.27.08 - 7:46 pm
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The theme of the ride is BLUE, think blue man group, blue face paint, blue hair, blue shirts, blue hats, blue furry boots, apple bottem bluejeans, blue lights, blue strobelights, blue miniskirts, blue mohawks, blue pants, blue jackets, blue blue blue!!!! ANTHING BLUE- SO PLEASE WEAR BLUE!!!!
speedybrian200003.28.08 - 9:30 am
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I want to see some gigantic Borfo sized blue rubber balls swanging from a giant paper mache chynne
Roadblock03.28.08 - 2:47 pm
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Here is the new route:
http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=1738839
its around 20 miles, We could cut it shorter, depending on if peeps have trouble with the balls.
speedybrian200003.28.08 - 10:52 pm
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Fuck Yeah!!! Kick those fuckin blue balls around and show them who's boss!!! Fuck Yeah!!!
speedybrian200003.29.08 - 12:34 pm
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If people have problems keeping the balls together while riding maybe we can carry them during the more difficult stretches.
I'll bring a ball sack.
Eric Hair03.29.08 - 7:37 pm
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Lets volleyball them when we are stopped! (we have 12 balls!)
speedybrian200003.29.08 - 8:02 pm
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Volleyball dance party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eric Hair03.29.08 - 8:39 pm
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GREAT RIDE!!! this is one of the best i've been on so far. thanks for the ride guys! of course, i alllmoooost got hit by a car that lost control and was skidding in my direction...i ran like hell and hurt my knee but got the fuck away - he drove off. jackass. cars are evil.
tomato03.30.08 - 2:08 am
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very nice to meet you tomato, great ride speedy,
dannyzuko03.30.08 - 4:15 am
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Funds and support ran a little tight, so I was pretty much out of the equation.
But, as with cases like these, I'll live vicariously through thou moving pictures and lithographs which befall me.
bentstrider03.30.08 - 5:56 am
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Niiiice BLUE BALL RIDE! with the cherry on top @ the mysterious dinner with all the BABES eating around us, I thought I was in TJ until I looked up and saw the mountain TOP of butter knowing damm well if I was in TJ, there would be more butter….
so grateful for the bud light someone handed 2me after my knee and elbow ate some black top, I attempted to throw 1 of the BLUE BALLS and it tangled with my rear wheel locking it to a halt as I BLUEsuperman over my handle bars WHO EVER THAT WAS……THANKS 4 DA BUDLIGHT!!!! & thx 4 da ride down mario and THX 4 coming out with us VINO, isn’t there another guy that normally go with us???
BAD ASS BLUE BALL /WHITE STRIPED BALL RIDE……… ;)
S.B.P. RiDa4LiF!03.30.08 - 12:41 pm
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my favorite part of the ride was when i gave my knife to phillip and told him to go chase down a ball to stab. he starts chasing after it and is slipping around all kinds in his road shoes and he finally grabs it and stabs it a bunch and throws it on the ground. we thought more people were going to think it was funny! but i was the only one laughing.
ruinedbyidiots03.30.08 - 4:26 pm
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That was funny as hell!! I took a couple shots of that. After stabbing it (very Blood In, Blood out like), he had that look on his face like, "What did I just do?" Freaking hilarious..
digablesoul03.30.08 - 4:53 pm
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i'm bringing back joose single handedly.
barleye03.30.08 - 4:55 pm
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This ride was a blast.... a lot less people fell then I thought would.
Tomato, it was really nice meeting you. I was hoping to get a chance to talk to you some more. Hopefully I will see you on the next ride. That sucks you almost got hit by a car again.... your a car magnet!
Brandothedj03.30.08 - 6:05 pm
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Tomato...
I got to talk to you right before you loaded your bike. It's good to see riding and that truck (from the 7-11 angle) looked like it was gonna lose it. When you came up to me and mentioned about that truck almost hitting you and mentioning you were hit before... I didn't put it together. Then... I was like... "Ahhh... Tomato" It was good to finally meet you.
Brian and everyone...
Great ride and cop free! It was good to hang out at the structure and not having an airship shining it's light on us. Thanks for a great ride...
Al
digablesoul03.30.08 - 6:19 pm
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Awesome ride, thanks everyone, especially Brian. I'm convinced, we need beach balls at every ride.
Ride your bike, play with your balls.
Ride your bike, play with your balls.
Ride your bike, play with your balls.
Al, as alway, thanks for taking pictures AND uploading them. You should get Roadblock to give you multi-file upload permission so it's not so time consuming.
Eric Hair03.30.08 - 7:41 pm
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Wow!! what a ride! Started with 12 balls, ended up with 1? It was great to play with the balls at red lights too! Anyways, thanks all for showing up (somehow we only had around 120 ridazz - whatssup??) and watch out for our next ride.........The Blues Bros ride!!!
Many of us closed out the night at a late night diner, and little did we know it was a hangout for transvestites!! I mean, they brought their full crew, probably more than 25 of them, it made for an interesting night!!!
speedybrian200003.31.08 - 12:26 am
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Alright, I'm definitely going to make it a mission to hit both CMob and this Blues Bros ride next month.
Work some overtime, assemble a carpool of cool-people, ride down several hours in advance.
Anything to get away from most of the lame-assedness that keeps most persons up here, inside on the weekends.
bentstrider03.31.08 - 12:35 am
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@Benstrider
let me know if your going down, maybe we could set something up, I don't use a bike rack, less gas, but I might be able to fit another bike in my truck let me know!
dolamyte03.31.08 - 12:49 am
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@dolamyte
-Sounds cool.
Since one of my bikes folds in half, I'll only utilize a rack on a rental when/if others come along.
Which isn't that often.
bentstrider03.31.08 - 2:06 am
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Ridazz Roulette!
Oh no you Di-n'! 
hehe
do not miss this ride!!!!
Hope the flyer is not too sexy for you guys!!!
BLUE Ballz 2 Chynne
hey meandmyblueballs!
there he is!