It's official: I'm an old grouch!
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mr rollers at 07.24.08 - 11:05 pm
Just sayin' . . . it could happen to anyone.
See me for details.
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hey man, it happens to the best of us. and i mean being a grouch does, not living in a trash can.
ruinedbyidiots07.24.08 - 11:08 pm
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What took you so long? I'm already past grouch and steadily working towards curmudgeon. I've gone so far as to trade aluminum/carbon fiber and STI's for steel and barcon's. And I regularly curse at youngsters on fixies who insist on skid stopping in front of me.
Hey you kids, get off my lawn!
hatehills07.25.08 - 1:15 am
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You're just a chip off the oldblock!
Joe Borfo07.25.08 - 1:18 am
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I've long maintained that, despite my outward Pollyannaism, deep down I'm a 65-year-old Scottish man, cynical and dressed in tweed. I just cover it up well. (Or not ... I mean, I'm tweeded out in my profile picture, so ... )
Welcome, Mr. Rollers!
@hatehills, my hat is off to you for using the word "curmudgeon."
katiepoche07.25.08 - 1:39 am
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Correction: 85-year-old Scottish man. I just looked at my family and realized that my dad (79) is very much not a cynical human being, and if he can go that long without breaking, then maybe I need more time, too.
But then neither is he Scottish. Ahh, well.
katiepoche07.25.08 - 1:45 am
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Mr. Rollers,
You know what the prescription is to cure grouchiness? Wait for it...
More Cowbell!
stevo407.25.08 - 7:50 am
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I dunno about y'all, but deep down inside, I'm more of 48-55 year old, on-the-verge of retirement, truck-driver who's consistently bitchin' about how easy the job used to be.
I mean, I've only got about a year and a half over-the-road, and I'm already complaining about these rookies that can't even maintain speed while going through a curved, on-ramp.
bentstrider07.25.08 - 9:43 am
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Yeah, Bent.
I was sirprized at how young you are after reading your posts and then finalling meeting you.
I still have about 5 years on Rollers, but cycling keeps me young.
Creative Thing07.25.08 - 9:47 am
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Woooooooo
HHHooooooooooooooooo
Welcome to the club Rollers!
You got alot of catching up to do now!!
User107.25.08 - 12:51 pm
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Yea.. Oscar never rode a bike.
If he did he'd have been way happier..
I think you're cool Mr. R.
adamthelizard07.25.08 - 12:53 pm
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Someone start a over-the-hill ride! im over thirty, so I can also roll with the mature crowd. Just think, no one stealing beer or taggin on walls!!
speedybrian200007.25.08 - 1:05 pm
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Mr. Rollers is OLD school and by old school I mean OLD! He owns a crazy bike too..... with a joint in it.
stillline07.25.08 - 1:08 pm
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AARP Ridazz!!!!!
Now with a 50% discount for those who sport a penny-farthing and a kick-ass, hair-piece.
Hell, I'm kind of glad I shave my head, when it grew out briefly, I swear I was starting to see some speck's of gray.
Could be due to all the shit I've been dealing with over the last year.
Stress does tend to accelerate aging.
bentstrider07.25.08 - 2:12 pm
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Authentication, that's what! And access to PAM!
nathansnider@PAM:~$
PAM07.25.08 - 2:31 pm
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Happy birthday, nathansnider!!!1!
Wow, access to PAM. She's pluggable.
katiepoche07.25.08 - 2:51 pm
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Old grouch is the new fixie.
marino07.25.08 - 3:11 pm
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^^^^ Someone who gets it. But then, he's ROTW.
(Hint: this thread is not about age).
mr rollers07.25.08 - 3:22 pm
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Authentication
and access? PAM, you sure do know how to make a user feel special...
So 30's not old, but is 30 grouchy?
nathansnider07.25.08 - 4:42 pm
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@speedybrian
"Someone start a over-the-hill ride! im over thirty, so I can also roll with the mature crowd. Just think, no one stealing beer or taggin on walls!!"
It's called RideArc.
ideasculptor07.25.08 - 5:38 pm
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I don't know about the over 30 thing, but put enough intellectual content into a ride and it quickly thins out the yahoos who steal beer and tag walls.
ideasculptor07.25.08 - 5:39 pm
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I am definitely on Team Grouch.
And, if I don't get a real job soon, I might be living in one of them there trash cans.
theroyalacademy07.25.08 - 5:50 pm
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I was actually more afraid of what my parents would do to me, than the cops would when I was young.
A little discipline tends to prevent most of, if not all of the fuck-up-age we've been seeing as of late.
Too bad much of the youngsters out on rides seem to think they own the world.
But whatcha gonna do?
bentstrider07.25.08 - 6:05 pm
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okay, i'm there. i was waiting for something to redeem whatever the hell's been going on recently... but this put me over the top:
http://www.midnightridazz.com/forums.php?topicId=4030
grouch status achieved.
canadienne07.25.08 - 6:15 pm
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I don't think you truly qualify as a grouch around here until you've argued against the irresponsible use of fireworks, railed against the general inability of "kids on fixies" to ride in straight lines on group rides, or bitched about thefts and graffiti on rides. That might make me king grouch. I'll be the one in the jewel-encrusted garbage can throne.
ideasculptor07.26.08 - 9:02 am
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Remember: we're not just old and grouchy, we're also FASCISTS! Why won't we let the kids have their fun? Why won't we let them have their FREEDOM?
theroyalacademy07.26.08 - 12:55 pm
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Groch status means nothing. It what you can fix that counts. In that department I think Rollerz got you all beat.
Dog tags with a hammer and screw driver etched into for Mr. Rollerz.
sexy07.26.08 - 12:57 pm
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"Now with a 50% discount for those who sport a penny-farthing and a kick-ass, hair-piece."
BIKE GOD!!!
I was actually more afraid of what my parents would do to me, than the cops would when I was young.
A little discipline tends to prevent most of, if not all of the fuck-up-age we've been seeing as of late.
Too bad much of the youngsters out on rides seem to think they own the world.
But whatcha gonna do?
bentstrider
07.25.08 - 9:05 pm
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Youngsters on rides that seem to think they own the world give me a bad name.
imachynna07.26.08 - 1:02 pm
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