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ROTW - SKIDMARCUS
Thread started by sexy at 02.12.09 - 10:19 pm

Here....Does this make you happy!


Rida of the Week - Skidmarcus
Thread started by brassknuckle at 04.29.08 - 11:41 am

New Rida of the Week time. Skidmarcus!!!!!



Cubcamp, Los Angelopes, Funderstorm, MOMF, the Ridazz Bus and so much more. The creativity and fun that comes from this guy is amazing.









Don't forget hair stylist, tattoo artist and costume designer!



mr rollers

04.29.08 - 11:46 am


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GAF


richtotheie

04.29.08 - 11:46 am


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thanks for all the sharecuts and for the new tattoo!


spiraldemon

04.29.08 - 11:48 am


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Mustache to Pass!


Leetard

04.29.08 - 11:50 am



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PIZZAWOLFBIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


redridinghood

04.29.08 - 12:22 pm


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loveyou TONS!!!!!!!!

(andlovenewtattooYES!)



redridinghood

04.29.08 - 12:23 pm


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Let us not forget.....

"Challenger of Anti-Bell-Ringing Enforcement By Powertripping, Lesbian-House Party-Host".

Pizza Eagle at it's finest.

Let us eat.


bentstrider

04.29.08 - 12:40 pm



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Holy fucking shitoly! I second, third, quadruple this nomination.



We have our first couple who are both ROTWs!!! Any other couple possibilities out there? Spiraldemon + User1???



My one and only question:



Is PIZZAWOLF a pizza raised by wolves or a wolf raised by pizzas? Maybe everyone knows the answer but I sure don't and I'd like to know.






toweliesbong

04.29.08 - 12:42 pm



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Marcus is from another dimension.

We are honored he's visiting us.


marino

04.29.08 - 12:42 pm


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Hells yeah SKIDMARCUS!!! You are a creative genius!!!!!!!!!



speedybrian2000

04.29.08 - 1:00 pm


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Marcus is the most awesome supreme freakazoidial fantasmicasl funderlicious megastropical pandalicious screatchaholic mezmerizing spukertudinal .. Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam naDevvo' yIghoS qoSlIj DatIvjaj! Hab SoSlI' Quch! Аз съм срещал и използвал много този термин в зората на компютрите, преди около години!



Joe Borfo

04.29.08 - 1:01 pm


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1. What happened to the goat?

2. Could pizza end world hunger?

3. From the point of view of someone who grew up outside LA how do you view the difference between "east" and "west" LA?

4. If up is down but left isn't right which way would you go?

5. What's the last thing you'll do before jesus comes in 2012?


neverclever

04.29.08 - 1:27 pm



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PIZZA JUSTICE FIGHTER is my favorite pizza.


Alex Thompson

04.29.08 - 1:32 pm


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skidmarcus is majic



dannyzuko

04.29.08 - 1:33 pm


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More Skidmarcus magic tricks..



Summoning the power of the Yes Cone.

Cubcamp The Movie: Week 4



Biking upside down.

Cubcamp The Movie: Week 4



Summoning the power of elemental light, even while half asleep.


Cubcamp The Movie: Week 3


GarySe7en

04.29.08 - 1:45 pm


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Dear Magic Marcus



Thank you for inventing my favorite ride of all time...The Friends of the Friendless.



And thanks for just being a good dude.








luv

JC






hatehills

04.29.08 - 2:00 pm


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With two former ROTWs, benstrider and mixtemotions:






Alex Thompson


04.29.08 - 2:02 pm


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Marcus (as Franz) directing traffic a couple blocks down from the police over reaction to c-mob is one of my all time favorite Ridazz moments. I almost fell over laughing.


alec

04.29.08 - 2:03 pm


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AI SUPPORTZ DIZ NOMINASHUN









Knittens

04.29.08 - 2:13 pm


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the soul of the westside



until he moved to the eastside



now he's the soul of everyside



if you don't know marcus, it's because he was dressed as a pizza when you met him



stevestevesteve

04.29.08 - 2:31 pm


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TO TELL THE TRUTH, HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD HAVE THE BALLS TO DO WHAT THIS KID DOES?



DOES HE GET MY VOTE?



HELL YA, FUCK YA, SHIT YA, PIZZAWOLF YA!!!!


eddieboyinla

04.29.08 - 2:39 pm



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if you do not listen to henry rollins you are not my friend.


ruinedbyidiots

04.29.08 - 2:51 pm


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WHO THE FUCK IS henry rollins? LOL, JUST PLAYING RUNS-BATTED-IN.


eddieboyinla


04.29.08 - 2:55 pm


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yes yes YES

ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE END OF THE BEGINNING

AS YOUR NEWLY ELECTED LEADER, I will proudly share my knowledge of bicycle culture in its relations to the metaphysics of Pizza as the end of the beginning nears. This requires much time and pizzaPower.



As President of the Week, I promise to leave no question behind. Ask away.


SKIMDARCUS

04.29.08 - 3:09 pm


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STAY ON TOPIC!


Joe Borfo

04.29.08 - 3:11 pm


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I 26th that nomination!


Roadblock

04.29.08 - 3:12 pm



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Yessssssss Saaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!! MARCUS THIS MARCUS Is supa dupes Amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeeah!!!!!


skano

04.29.08 - 4:07 pm


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Marcus This is Marcus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


skano


04.29.08 - 4:07 pm


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S u c k a l i l M o n s t a ! E a a A A o o A O W A a a i i a a O O O O O a a a C K K K K ! ! ! !


Joe Borfo

04.29.08 - 4:14 pm


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Is PIZZAWOLF a pizza raised by wolves or a wolf raised by pizzas?

-Towliesbong



UNLIKE MOST WOLVES, PIZZAWOLF WAS BORN IN "THE WILD".



HE WAS RAISED BY A PACK OF WILD PIZZAS, WITH WHOM HE STILL HAS CONTACT. HIS FATHER, PEP ARONIE, AND HIS MOTHER, BEA OLIVES, RESIDE NEAR MANDEVILLE CANYON IN A CRAFTSMAN BRICK OVEN DEN.


SKIMDARCUS

04.29.08 - 4:39 pm


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1. What happened to the goat?

-neverclever



Funny you ask. Late one night, I came downstairs for midnight pizza and I hear a 'pleeaeaaeeeet!' sound whimpering out of my fireplace. I called my butler, Gavin, to check it out while I downed my slices. While I waited upstairs in fright, it dawned on me how unhappy The Goat had been since he broke his leg during a failed suicide attempt at one of last year's Wetside Rides. An hour later, Gavin reported back that The Goat killed himself in a welding accident at a dumpster and also that we don't have a fireplace or a second floor.


SKIMDARCUS

04.29.08 - 6:32 pm


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"If you feel like riding fast, PLEASE do not attend this ride. This was a re-occuring problem on previous rides, so I have but one conclusion...I am going to say this once, in all seriousness...

I WILL SLASH YOUR TIRES ON A LOS ANGELOPES RIDE."



Brillant! Why didnt I think of that for my rides!!


speedybrian2000

04.29.08 - 6:34 pm


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Is that why I got a flat last time?


Joe Borfo


04.29.08 - 6:36 pm


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AWWWW! YAY YA YAY!!! MARCUS was born ROTW!!! I am so super amazed how endless his enthusiasm for Ridazz is!! He is always thinking of rides and themes and ways to make awesome happen! This community would NOT be what it is without him!! He BRINGS IT every single day, every hour, every second!!! <3<3<3 SKIDMARCUS <3 <3 <3 Rida of my life!!

and OMG HOW MANY CUTE PICS??! ROTW! ROTW!


mixtemotions


04.29.08 - 7:59 pm


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yes yes YES

ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE END OF THE BEGINNING



AS YOUR NEWLY ELECTED LEADER, I will proudly share my knowledge of bicycle culture in its relations to the metaphysics of Pizza as the end of the beginning nears. This requires much time and pizzaPower.



As President of the Week, I promise to leave no question behind. Ask away.



SKIMDARCUS

04.29.08 - 3:09 pm



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ITS F'ING BICYCLE *KULTURE*



how many times are we gunna go through this ?




HANDBONE

04.29.08 - 8:07 pm


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FUCKING AWESOME!!!

my fondest marcoose memories are from the first cubscout ride. i told marcoose he smelled like b.o. and the next time i saw him, he smelled like fresh laundry. and samhain kept screaming directions at us: "U TURN!!! U TURN!!!" and we were just laughing.





meandmybluebike

04.29.08 - 8:24 pm


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LOL, I totally forgot about that photo of us invading Marcus's personal space. Didn't you draw a mustache on your face that night Annie? So you would fit in with the rest of us.


GarySe7en

04.29.08 - 8:30 pm


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Cubcamp was the precusor to C.R.A.N.K Mob & Los Angelopes.


meandmybluebike

04.29.08 - 8:49 pm


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thanks Marcoose!!!


meandmybluebike


04.29.08 - 8:51 pm


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cubcamp "was"???





cubcamp "IS"!!!!!






stevestevesteve

04.29.08 - 10:09 pm


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oh yesh! besides eating sleeping and breathing MR, cubcamp and los angelopes Marcus is the most talented spoke card designer ever!





Question:

Do you feel that it's the high pressure combined w/ on-shore flow that makes it difficult to detect approaching FUNDERSTORMS? If not please explain the funomenon at hand when monster trucks wreck.


mixtemotions

04.29.08 - 10:16 pm


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Plain and simple. My inspiration to push harder.



stevo4

04.29.08 - 10:36 pm


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And to eat more Fried chicken and Waffles.


stevo4

04.29.08 - 10:37 pm


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Well deserved.


stevo4

04.29.08 - 10:38 pm


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We all know that you have had a big hand in making MR as wacky as it is now, but did you have the same effect on SKIDMARXXX in Austin? Or were they the ones who wackified you?


PC

04.29.08 - 11:11 pm



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Could pizza end world hunger?

asks NC in Los Angeles, CA.



I believe in population (un)control. We need more people. More people means more hands to make more Pizzas. What we do have is an issue of ethics. So, we can all suppose the Earth has the ability to support that many people, thats the easy part. The real question is Can the Earth support that many Pizzas? This is a question for which I urge many to consider. Obviously, CRANK MOB Pizza Appearances have shown the capacity for raw, unearthly fun. Some describe it as "Godly". But, do we really want 1,000 Wild Pizzas attacking starving communities throughout the world under the guise of Martyrdom?



If yes, join me, now.


Say it with me.

I AM A YIMBY

YES IN MY BACKYARD



PxIxZxZxAxxLxIxFxE




SKIMDARCUS

04.29.08 - 11:22 pm


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Ride Wet.

Get Naked.



richtotheie

04.29.08 - 11:31 pm


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Firstly.



Thanks Marcus. You are many clumps of the Miracle Grow to my little exclamation point weed.



Otherly,



yes, please, share; have you always been the President? Or were there people you voted for?



also, did i give you the worbest haircut you've ever had? ;)









vspangle

04.29.08 - 11:37 pm


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I, for one, welcome our new slicey overlords.


ephemerae

04.30.08 - 12:04 am



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3. From the point of view of someone who grew up outside LA how do you view the difference between "east" and "west" LA?

asks "neverclever" in Los Angeles, CA.



Although I have been in SKIDMARXXX since 2002, I consider myself to be bicyculturally-raised on the Westside of LA, having my hands and super sexy thighs all up in so many sweet sweet pies. Cubcamp being the most delicious pie of all. Cubcamp has played a huge role in founding other rides on the Westside, so I really equate the two. As a fun-fast-experiment, we very quickly became very comfortable doing stupid stuff on bikes in public, since we had regular rides/experiments/freakshows and lived/grew so close together so fast. Its not Wolfpack, not Ridazz, not Crank Mob. We ride together, we eat together, climb roofs together, fight together, some have even slept together, ahahahah... Cubcamp is SO MUCH more than a ride.

ALSO

As I learn more about the WS history, like Westsidazz, its apparent that WS has always had creativity and high-energy so I am proud to push forward. I think other factors of Westside awesomization of biciculture are three things: 1- the generally boring terrain/riding conditions, 2-the isolation from other "cultures" like the Echo Park-standard Ridazz rides and 3-the social class division on the WS of people that ride bikes and live with 3 roommates (us) and people that can afford to purchase the $1.5m condo housing (them)...SO



THE WESTSIDE HAS TO BE FUN OR DIE.



Next question. You- in the pink/white striped Funderstorm shirt.



SKIMDARCUS

04.30.08 - 12:22 am


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4. If up is down

but left isn't right

which way

would you go?
, he said.



To which I reply:

ALL WAYS LEAD TO RIDGE WAY.



SKIMDARCUS

04.30.08 - 12:25 am


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5. What's the last thing you'll do before jesus comes in 2012?



I expect a massive surge in the Jesus-themed marketing. I also think you have to have a niche. So, I plan to corner the "JESUS BIKES" marketing campaign. By then, He will know all about Los Angelopes and He will be looking for us on the Saturday after He returns (which is Sunday, right?) You heard it hear first...



JESUS

+

LOS ANGELOPES

=

TELEVANGELOPES 2012






We skip the small stuff and go straight for the jugular. Our own TV channel, where Jesus kicks kuhnowldge about The New Gospel, which consists of loud-riding, safe-sex(with helmets on), making out with poles, hugging strangers, and Pizza. I will be Vice-Savior, naturally, and Jesus and I will lead the world's first-ever global Funger-Strike. We will take out Clear Channel in four hours. Tops.


SKIMDARCUS

04.30.08 - 12:39 am


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6. Is that why I got a flat last time?

asked the JQE BQRFQ



What? I am sorry, I didn't copy/paste the part you are referring to.

Next question. You- the cute girl with the bruises.



SKIMDARCUS

04.30.08 - 12:46 am


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Woohoo Marcus! I remember meeting Marcus on the Cubcamp #1 ride. He started w/ his mtb (Was it the furry one?) and I was finally happy that I wasn't the last one anymore. Dude... his second ride... slightly ahead of me... 3rd... He got his fixie/road bike and I no longer had company.



So much creativity! You rock Marcus!



DSC_0366




Los Angelopes


digablesoul


04.30.08 - 12:50 am


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Do you feel that it's the high pressure combined w/ on-shore flow that makes it difficult to detect approaching FUNDERSTORMS? If not please explain the funomenon at hand when monster trucks wreck.

she asked, heart a-flutter.



To which I replied:

Who has cleft a channel for the flood of the Funderbolt to bring rain on a land without people, on a desert without a man in it to satisfy the waste and desolate land and to make the seeds of funs to sprout?



Has the rain a father?



SKIMDARCUS


04.30.08 - 1:01 am


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We all know that you have had a big hand in making MR as wacky as it is now, but did you have the same effect on SKIDMARXXX in Austin? Or were they the ones who wackified you?"

PC



SKIDMARXXX are homies. I am in SKIDMARXXX because I wrote graffiti and generally destroyed property with most of them, and we have a fucking powerful crew. In 1999-2003, two good friends moved from TX to NYC and saw things like Bike Kill and NYC CM, and they came up with SKIDMARXXX. For the most part, SKIDMARXXX is based on Brooklyn/Austin, nothing like MR. Its a crew of creative punks looking to fuck shit up....So I move here, solo. The thing is, nothing like MR exists in ANYWHERE but LA. So I am by default a one-man crew here. SKID-MARCUS.



I think maybe its like this; My appetite for stupidity, destruction, exhausting creativity, thats all SKIDMARXXX born. My tastes for riding hard, professional fun, obeying the laws of physics, thats Midnight Ridazz. I am me, I am influenced and I influence. Thats all.



ps~I want the Ridazz to go to the next SKIMDARCUS


04.30.08 - 1:27 am


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who got the first ever sharecut???


Roadblock

04.30.08 - 1:34 am


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oops. that link fucked up.




TRY THIS

SKULL BY SKULL NOW is the annual event in Austin by SKIDMARXXX.



Interesting note:

10 / 2007, SKIDMARXXX CREW ATX & NYC change the crew name from SkidMarxx Bike Crew to SkidMarxxx Pizza Gang to shake the notoriety of being "that asshole bike gang". They dress as slices of pizza for Halloween.



12 / 2007, Marcus in LA finds a pizza costume in the trash across the street from his apartment, and every day is Halloween.

SKIDMARXXX

PIZZA

GANG




SKIMDARCUS


04.30.08 - 1:35 am


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who got the first ever sharecut???

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Roadblock



I cut a homeless man's hair in a Portland front yard within 30 minutes of arriving on the MR Portland Trip. A few minutes after we finished, he came back with what looked like (but didnt smell like) wet, bright-green grass clippings. My friends got high.



Sharecuts' first and only tip. Ever. hahahaa


SKIMDARCUS

04.30.08 - 1:40 am



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Left.


richtotheie

04.30.08 - 1:42 am


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Right.


richtotheie


04.30.08 - 1:42 am


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MARCUS




richtotheie

04.30.08 - 1:43 am


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SKIDMARCUS++




I have only one question.



KAKKAKAKKAKKAKAKKA?

BWWAKKAWKWAAAKAKAKAKA?



Okay, that was two questions.


katiepoche

04.30.08 - 3:26 am


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B is for bronco


U is for unbelievable

M is masterfulLY

P is for PIZZA



UNBELIEVABLE MASTERFULLY PIZZA BRONCO = MARCUS


Alex Thompson

04.30.08 - 2:29 pm


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My favorite pizza is ROTW!



Nice going dood!



User1

04.30.08 - 2:36 pm


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jajajaja



THANKS EVERYONE FOR YOUR WARMTH AND LOVE! YOU ARE ALL DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB MAKING ME HOT FOR YOU...OOH YEAH I LIKE THAT..YEAH....YEEEAAAAAH



I feel SO GOOD today, I think I might quit my job and become a full-time ROTW. Whats this job pay, anyway?


SKIDMARCUS

04.30.08 - 2:50 pm



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KAKKAKAKKAKKAKAKKA?

BWWAKKAWKWAAAKAKAKAKA?


-katiepoche





What?! Such atrocious profanity from such a nice girl! Do you squak at your mother with that beak?


SKIDMARCUS

04.30.08 - 2:52 pm


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I think it pays in big bike love and pizza.



I think.



But isn't that all you really need?


katiepoche

04.30.08 - 2:53 pm


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10 cents an hour times the number of ridazz on the biggest ride of the month.



toweliesbong

04.30.08 - 2:54 pm


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I knowes. I cuss like a sailor.



It's very un-lady-barbarian-like of me.


katiepoche

04.30.08 - 2:55 pm


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But isn't that all you really need?

-katiepoche



I am sorry I can't answer that either. I didnt copy/paste the first part.



Next question, please.


SKIMDARCUS

04.30.08 - 4:03 pm


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What time is it?


Joe Borfo

04.30.08 - 4:10 pm


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Did you really ride on the SMCM in your underwear as



this picture
shows. Or did you just go outside and ride down the street in your underwear and have Richie take a picture and then later post it under the SMCM photo gallery?




The report from night said that the ride never saw you.




sexy

04.30.08 - 5:00 pm


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What time is it?

-Jqe Bqrfq



B O N E R . T I M E !


SKIMDARCUS


04.30.08 - 5:15 pm


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Or did you just go outside and ride down the street in your underwear and have Richie take a picture and then later post it under the SMCM photo gallery?

-Sexy



I am sorry I can't answer this as it is an incomplete sentence.


SKIMDARCUS

04.30.08 - 5:16 pm


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CONGRATS SKIDMARCUS!!!



I FIRST GOT TO KNOW MARCUS ON ONE OF THE FIRST AFTER-RIDE PARTY-RIDES. THE RIDE WAS THE 3RD ANNIVERSARY MIDNIGHT RIDAZZ. IT WAS THE NIGHT BORFO BROKE HIS KNEE & BUSTED SOME RIBS. I SPRAINED MY WRIST IN FRONT OF THE PIONEER CHICKEN, BUT SAVED MY BEER. A BUNCH OF US WERE DRINKING BEER AT PLAZA DE LA RAZA. DINGO TALKED THE CORNER GAS STATION TO SELL US BEER AT 3AM. BORFO AND I WERE STANDING ON TOP THREE METAL 50 GALLON TRASHCANS, AND MARCUS WAS STANDING ON OUR SHOULDERS RINGING THE BELL WITH HIS HANDS. I'M SURPRISED WE DIDN'T FALL AND KILL OURSELVES. WE WERE BROKEN ENOUGH AS IT WAS. IT WAS THE FIRST OF MANY MANY MEMORABLE NIGHTS WITH SKIDMARCUS.



SO MARCUS, ARE YOU READY TO BE ORDAINED? WHEN ARE WE GOING TO FULLY FORM THIS NEW CHURCH?


the reverend dak

04.30.08 - 5:58 pm


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In addition to giving sharecuts, sometimes he gets one himself!


mr rollers

05.1.08 - 12:43 am


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I think I have those socks.


katiepoche

05.1.08 - 2:36 am


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"I SPRAINED MY WRIST IN FRONT OF THE PIONEER CHICKEN, BUT SAVED MY BEER."



Me and Jeronimo cheered you that night. That was rad, I have never seen nor will ever see anyone so focused on saving a beer.


toweliesbong

05.1.08 - 3:48 am


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Here's another, memorable SkidMarcus-moment.

The one-time, ill-mentioned, UCLA-Undie Ride.





bentstrider

05.1.08 - 11:00 am


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SO MARCUS, ARE YOU READY TO BE ORDAINED? WHEN ARE WE GOING TO FULLY FORM THIS NEW CHURCH?

-The Honorable Reverend Dak J. Ultimak



TELEVANGELOPES ARE HERE TO WRECK



PIZZA, MACHINE GUNS, MACHINE GUN TANDEM BIKES, UNDERWEAR, FIREPOWER, ANGELS, ANIMALS, ALL THAT


SKIMDARCUS


05.1.08 - 1:58 pm


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IMG_6000

IMG_7183.JPG

IMG_7106.JPG

"Remember How Fun Tomorrow Will Be"


meandmybluebike

05.1.08 - 8:54 pm


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I WILL BE SUICIDAL BECAUSE I HAVE TO WORK ON SATURDAY, I NEED MY MONTHLY DOSE OF THE ...THE LOS ANGELOPES !!!!!



THIS SUCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


eddieboyinla

05.1.08 - 9:01 pm


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a-wooooooo-cheeezeeeee!

(thats pizza wolf for 'hooray')



i to the nth power support skid as rotw.




thanks for being friendly enough to me and bruiser to convince us to go friend others, friendless others. ill be out tonight (hooty hoooo)



questions:



my 6th grade tuteee (the kid i tutor) asks: are you ready for ice cream party town? (you must be playing chess while you answer)



when pizza wolf howls, do pizza places decide to stay open an hour later? do preggy ladys wake up and crave pizza everythings at midnight when theres a full moon? while they are biking?



if you and mixte build a bike palace of love what would it be made out of? and where would the mixcubbytoppings babies sleep?



whats the last danielle steel book that you read?


moondance

05.1.08 - 9:33 pm



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Yey yaaahh...

Marcus is the shiisnicks..



Q: How , when , did you and B Rad meet?


deesimple

05.1.08 - 10:08 pm


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are you ready for ice cream party town?

WOW YOU LIKE ICE CREAM TOO!?

LOOK BEHIND YOU!

























...


oh, I thought that tree was a giant walking ice cream sandwich..



oh look at that, CHECK MATE.


SKIMDARCUS

05.2.08 - 3:47 pm


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when pizza wolf howls, do pizza places decide to stay open an hour later?

Only if they're ready for hot, cheesy sexin'.




do preggy ladys wake up and crave pizza everythings at midnight when theres a full moon?

Only if they're ready for hot, cheesy sexin'.



while they are biking?


Man, I could go for some hot, cheesy sexin'.








SKIMDARCUS

05.2.08 - 3:50 pm


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if you and mixte build a bike palace of love what would it be made out of? and where would the mixcubbytoppings babies sleep?

-moondanako!



We like where we are, actually. Ridgeway is not too far of from being a bike palace of loveylovelove! Free-range vegans, a prize-fighter Armenian bodyguard, and two RoTW's ! What more can you ask for? We have a frog moving into the closet tonight, we'll see how that works out...



I suppose if we had some lilCubzz we'd have to keep them in the skylight-nook in the public bathroom. Yeah, thats the only place children would fit, jammed into a nook 10' above the floor.


SKIMDARCUS

05.2.08 - 4:26 pm


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question 2- Why wont you anser question 1?



Yey yaaahh...

Marcus is the shiisnicks..



Q: How , when , did you and B Rad meet?



deesimple

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deesimple

05.2.08 - 5:16 pm



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^^^hahaha!







whats the last danielle steel book that you read?

-manakodance



THE ONLY STEEL THAT MATTERS


SKIMDARCUS

05.2.08 - 5:48 pm



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The man's an artiste.




Agent Orange

05.2.08 - 5:52 pm


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How , when , did you and B Rad meet?

deesimple




I let B-Rad into my heart, in order to repent and trangress all my bicycle sins. He is the way, all who believe in Him shall not perish, but shall inherit the Fun.



FUNDERSTORM TOMORROW !

(SATURDAY 5/3/08)

1830 SUNSET

10PM


SKIMDARCUS

05.2.08 - 5:54 pm


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question 2- Why wont you anser question 1?

-deesimple



HAHAHhaha, Since I answered question 1, I would like to take this opportunity to ask everyone:



Who noticed that I changed my screen name to answer these questions?



SKIMDARCUS FTW

SKIDMARCUS FTW



WIN-WIN!

YAY!

I AM A WINNER!


SKIMDARCUS


05.2.08 - 5:59 pm


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YAY!

ME TOO!


SKIDMARCUS

05.2.08 - 6:00 pm


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SKIDMARCUS = mensch


cabhauler

05.2.08 - 6:07 pm


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YO!

this last week will make me smile forever. thanks to everyone for their kind words and pics and bikelovin...



i am not a traditionalist type of person, but i would like to propose a new ROTW tradition. let the last ROTW nominate the next one...



with that said....




I WOULD LIKE TO NOMINATE....





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..............











..............



SKIDMARCUS

05.5.08 - 12:39 pm


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SKIDMARCUS = mensch



cabhauler

05.2.08 - 6:07 pm



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SKIDMARCUS = ÜBER-MENSCH



HANDBONE

05.5.08 - 12:42 pm


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DAMN, I don't know how I missed this thread.....I kept seeing it and thinking it was MeAndMyBlueBall's nomination thread....



HOORAY FOR MARCUS!! Well deserved love

MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!!!


Eric Hair

05.5.08 - 2:24 pm



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Bumping for the sake of excessive admiration.



Am I being constructive?


Sigmund Freud

02.12.09 - 8:18 pm


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Yes indeed, Mr. Freud! I went back and found this thread a couple months ago when I was bumming out. Now I know why! I don't live up to my delusions of self-worth, so require others to admire my attempts to do so, just so I can hang on for another day. The problem is that admiration has little to do with my reality, and in fact perhaps my accomplishments are few! I am a lie!



I remember looking for this thread and how it wasn't searchable by "ROTW". I liked that. Now I know it just played into my false "belief that I'm special or unique"! What a closed case narcissicist!



Thanks Sigmund Freud. I never knew I was such a...jeez, I can't find the right word, but ARCHETYPICAL will work... NARCISSIST! I'm so inadequate. Whats that word? It sounds more grand than it really is, that's why I wanted it.



I dont have to pay for this do I, Mr. Freud?


SKIDMARCUS

02.12.09 - 8:44 pm


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"QUINTESSENTIAL" !!!! Do you like the way I accomplished my task? Pretty exemplary, don't you think?


SKIDMARCUS

02.12.09 - 8:46 pm


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bump





bring this baaack


Joe Borfo


02.12.09 - 9:10 pm


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Plaza Bell ringing did happen I have fuzzy images! I loved how the LAPD watched us, then left. Someone said thay didn't want to have to write up the report! Ha


Gern

02.13.09 - 12:45 am


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I love choo marcoos. You always know how to make the people around you feel loved. YAY! +1000 for awesomenessicity.



Tarmonster.
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i like skidmarcus because he appreciates my twisted sense of humor.



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