DINGO´S MEXICAN B-DAY

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mandingo at 02.21.09 - 9:31 pm

my brothers here in mexico were joking around saying that they would pay an all inclusive dingo party for all my friends,knowing that i dont kn ow anyone here.but if you guys wanna make a mexico trip next month i can guarantee a free place to stay and free beer as long as you stay,alttitude training ,and some dangerous ass riding.let me know if anyone is interested.i would love to make my brothers pay.....
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Where in Mexico are you exactly?
Not that I'm interested in hanging out with your aboriginal ass.
Joe Borfo02.21.09 - 9:45 pm
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what's the status on the dude that kills people in tubs of acid? i heard the count is somewhere near 100 a month.
_iJunes02.21.09 - 9:45 pm
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SAN LUIS POTOSI.6000 FT ALT.HE ONLY EATS ASIANS
mandingo02.21.09 - 9:48 pm
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PAISA!!! dude im right next door in Zacatuercas
sancho102.21.09 - 9:50 pm
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Sorry, you are not near a beach. Maria ain't interested. Happy Birthday you fucking Armadildo.
Joe Borfo02.21.09 - 9:52 pm
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I SAID ALT 6000.NO FAT DUDES ALLOWED
mandingo02.21.09 - 9:53 pm
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Are they at least feeding you down there? Jesus, you looked like a waif last time I saw you. If it wasn't for your dark skin you'd probably be invisible. And don't molest any burros down there, you sicko!
Joe Borfo02.21.09 - 9:57 pm
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NO FAT DUDES ALLOWED
and I thought we where friends
sexy02.21.09 - 10:33 pm
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your not fat!youre sexually round!
mandingo02.21.09 - 10:34 pm
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Elroy Jetson
lets get some details so people can really consider this
What dates are you thinking? When exactly is your birthday?
How many people can you realistically put up?
How big is you folks place
What bedding material do we need to bring? i.e. sleeping bags, pillows, sleeping mats blankets.
Do we need to bring our bikes, or is there bikes available for a price cheaper then paying the airlines to scratch and bend ours up?
Will we be celebrating Josef's and Jessica's b-day too?
Will your Dad come to the airport and make sure are arrivals and departures are hassle free?
Will "i" be there?
If I'm available I'll only go if PC (experienced world traveler) comes with.
Is there good beer or will we have to drink tecate?
Do they serve fresh Asian meat dinner where you are at?(since you are not by any coast, well what about fish dinners)
Will you help me with that crazy Mexican language?
are there Margaritas on tap?
¿dónde está la casa de putas?
sexy02.22.09 - 11:22 am
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Hey Joe,
Don't you have a wife that needs your attention?
sexy02.22.09 - 11:34 am
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Book club meeting. Looks like I'm going to try riding along side with my dog at the park. I hope she holds her line.
Joe Borfo02.22.09 - 11:38 am
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"¿dónde está la casa de putas?"
you have the most important part down. other than that, all you really need to know is "hola" "cerveza por favor" "adios" and..... "
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(drunken mexican yell)
theladiesman02.22.09 - 11:39 am
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I checked airline prices around the date of the pictures posted on your birthday photo gallery
$478-$512 round trip.
I seriously would like to go.
sounds as if Nicole is into this. I think Tanya (from midnight ridazz not the SLA Tania) is going. Now to get PC to go.
Who Else? Come on Mr. ROTY what do you say? Mr. Roty can you get that Joe Borfo to go. See if his mommy will let him have a international hall pass. LaHarr.............. hello. Cole, RIchie? Do it eastside style. Nelson
sexy02.22.09 - 2:58 pm
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hey sexy. by saying "I" you dont mean me?
you can think all you want but in reality,thats not me.
what is up with you guys?hating behind my back.
robert stanfield02.22.09 - 3:11 pm
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I don't hate anybody, especially you Robert Stansfield.
Since you bring it up I have been curious why you spell "i" in a lower case form instead of upper case? I have seen this on many of your postings.
Also since you are reading this, are you interested in going? I have seen pictures of you on Dingo's myspace, I figure by that observation you might be friend.
sexy02.22.09 - 3:15 pm
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me and dingo.we are laughing about how stupid every one is for
thinking i am "I".
he's saying "pinche gringos". i'm like "fucking dumbasses".
robert stanfield02.22.09 - 3:17 pm
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and yes i would like to go i dont think i can afford it tho.
and i post in lower case because i am to lazy to use the shift button.
mexico would be truly epic.i think dingo misses all of us.
[hug for mandingo]
robert stanfield02.22.09 - 3:31 pm
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I actually oppose this stupid armadillo reunion. C'mon, the past is over! You can't bring back something that's already dead!
Joe Borfo02.22.09 - 5:13 pm
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Ahhh!!! that you Joe Borfo that they are referring to when they say "Naysayer"
sexy02.22.09 - 9:20 pm
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Fuck You dingo...
on that note, seriously?
When should we come?
For a week?
For a weekend?
What days?
the reverend dak02.22.09 - 10:12 pm
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Yeah Speak up Elroy. If your not serious then say so.
sexy02.22.09 - 10:30 pm
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Whaup Dingo???
Just was in Armadillo Town tonite, and everything looks just as you left it. Touched bases with the dudes at the Oven they forgot about you already! I had to remind them. :-(
Does your brother know how much beer we can drink? It might be cheaper to buy it by the keg. BTW, can you send a pic of room I'll have? Maybe a pic of the grounds would be awesome too! Can food be worked into the deal?
¡Viven de largo los Armadillos!!!
User102.22.09 - 10:38 pm
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RT tickets to Guadalajara or Mexico City are only $250 bucks and then we can take a bus to San Louis Potosi which should be well under $50.
The Peso is falling against the dollar. It should be cheap to stay there and get around.
marino02.22.09 - 11:44 pm
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Mexico is about to collapse faster than the US is. Are we sure we want to go down there?
Joe Borfo02.22.09 - 11:50 pm
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I heard it's safer than TX.
User102.22.09 - 11:58 pm
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There's about 450 miles of TX before you get to Austin. You're going to chance that?
User102.23.09 - 12:06 am
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damnitt, i need a passport!!! anyone know anything about smuggling humans?!
widowmaker02.23.09 - 6:58 am
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You can get one done rushed. Costs extra, though.
Joe Borfo02.23.09 - 10:18 am
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I guess Dingo wasn't serious.
sexy02.23.09 - 9:27 pm
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My wife and I would rather go to Puebla or anything other than Dingo's town.
Joe Borfo02.23.09 - 11:13 pm
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that should be
"My Master and I would rather go to Puebla or anything other than where cool people hang out"
sexy02.24.09 - 12:30 am
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shit!! my interwebs was down ,and damn guys, come on down.my b day is the 25th next month . you could stay here as long as you want probably.from what i hear theres alot of peyote up in the local mountains here.i know some of you hippies would like that.mexico city is 5 hours away from my town so that would be another 50 dollar or so bus ticket but the plane ticket to mexico city would probably be the cheapest.so yeah,i could put up maybe 10 people .speedy if im still around here in a couple of months we can definetly meet up.if anyone is really interested email me at zapata74@yahoo.com.
email me fuckers !
mandingo02.25.09 - 6:20 pm
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and yeah you can almost get 15 pesos to the dollah!!
mandingo02.25.09 - 6:25 pm
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oh shit... That's a lot of lap dances!
Joe Borfo02.25.09 - 6:31 pm
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WHat dates would be good? How long should we stay
Are you working?
Will the bus ride from Mexico City to SLP be safe? or would it be worth it to double the plane fare?
What about bikes, should we bring our own bikes?
Fuck this email shit. We talk about it in public for all the world to see.
Whats it going to be Nicole and Marino Austin or San Luis Potani?
sexy02.25.09 - 7:03 pm
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should we come on your birthday or after your lady friend has completed her visit?
sexy02.25.09 - 7:05 pm
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Dingo, bring back some peyote if we don't make it down there! I'll pay ya.
User102.26.09 - 10:39 am
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if you guys cant make it for the dingos day of birth,ill be here probably til june ,if we want to plan a real trip down here .
mandingo02.26.09 - 5:29 pm
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If I'm down in Austin and I see an armadillo walking around, I'm gonna piss on it.
Joe Borfo02.26.09 - 5:34 pm
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Like Borfo even got a hall pass for TX, yeah righ!
Elroy Zapata
So you going to give no info for this, or is this you way of backing out of having us all come down to visit. you!?
sexy02.26.09 - 5:37 pm
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