Richard Colossus thread
Thread started by
marino at 02.12.08 - 5:53 pm
This thread is a petition to convince Richard Colossus to:
1. Sell his car
2. Quit his job
3. Dump his GF and/or BF
4. Start riding with us again
Please?
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Isn't he one of those fixie trouble making riders?
Who wants to have THOSE people on our ride?
YUCK!
User102.12.08 - 6:00 pm
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Yall jealous cause I love another man.
marino02.12.08 - 6:05 pm
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Richard is good people. So #4.
funanu02.12.08 - 7:07 pm
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Sure, but he's got crappy taste in bike frames.
seanbonner02.12.08 - 7:15 pm
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Is Richard Colossus another one of those guys I probably meant a bunch of time, but still don't know who he is?
Yeah he probably came to all of the spoken'dissent rides, gave me a tube, fixed my chain, let me cut in line in front of him at 7-11, and I still don't know him.
Who is Richard Colossus? Did he once ride with us?
I got a better idea, Why don't Marino quit his job. and let me move into his uphill guest house when I'm ready. Yes I can afford it.
sexy02.12.08 - 7:23 pm
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sexy,
its the same with me. im sure ive met you before and i have no idea who you are! haha
funanu02.12.08 - 7:30 pm
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Might or might not have seen this individual before.
I'll have to go through my archives and sift through the shots for his face.
Sexy and Marino, and the rest of everyone tend to find me before I encounter them on rides.
I speak through my typed sentences, which happen to be an extension of my ethereal persona.
Now if only I could have a voluntary, out-of-body, remote-viewing experience where it doesn't involve the paramedics.
bentstrider02.12.08 - 7:45 pm
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Um, Marino, I was kidding.
~ducks~
I did not sell my bike for money and while I do have a car that gets great gas mileage, I am not driving more. I actually ride to work.
Anyways, Im working nights and its hard to get away on those Friday night rides. With that said, I will be at Crank Mob on Saturday night to celebrate the Long Hair's birthday...ruinedbyidiots to you. I got him a picture of Henry Rollins' balls for his birthday.
Richard_Colossus02.12.08 - 7:55 pm
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@ Sexy: Im done introducing myself to you...I think ive done it like 7 times.
Richard_Colossus02.12.08 - 7:59 pm
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hey richard, tomorrow is international henry rollins day.
ruinedbyidiots02.12.08 - 8:20 pm
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fun man,
I know who you are, and we never meant. I always remember a distinguished face, such as yours. No we haven't meant.
Richard,
You try baby sitting Marino all night, and see if you remember meeting anyone.
sexy02.12.08 - 8:28 pm
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Marino has a guest house??
franz02.12.08 - 8:31 pm
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Yeah sexy don't be a retard.
Richard Colossus is one of the few people that actually has a picture of himself in his profile. You wouldn't know. It's something only us good looking peple do. And then I reposted his pic at the beginning of the thread. Didn't notice? Hairspray does damages brain cells.
Richard, see what friends I'm left with around here?
Glad you dumped that GF and will be riding with us again.
marino02.12.08 - 8:33 pm
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"Marino has a guest house?? "
Franz to stay in my guest house you need to join my army of sweat shop workers and do graphic design for $6/hr
marino02.12.08 - 8:36 pm
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What happens on International Henry Rollins Day?
Do we all wear black t-shirts, listen to Thin Lizzy, and act loud & obnoxious?
hatehills02.12.08 - 8:36 pm
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rollins day includes the following:
- 7-11 coffee (drinking black coffee! staring at the wall!)
- paranoia
- MY WAR YOURE ONE OF THEM
- neubaten
- "bottom" by tool
ruinedbyidiots02.12.08 - 8:44 pm
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Nope.
On International HR Day, we all act like insulated celebrities who think they have an idea of how geo-politics work. Stick to the music Henry, you'll look less irrelevant.
Richard_Colossus02.12.08 - 8:47 pm
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im naked and fearless
and my fear is naked
ectoplasm02.12.08 - 8:48 pm
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@ Sexy: Sorry man, I left my Sexy decoder ring at home...what in the hell does this mean:
"I know who you are, and we never meant. I always remember a distinguished face, such as yours. No we haven't meant. "
Richard_Colossus02.12.08 - 8:48 pm
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Marino, there wasn't a GF to dump...havent had one of those in a while...life keeps me too busy...
Anyways, Ill be coming around more...
Richard_Colossus02.12.08 - 8:51 pm
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fun man is a variation or a slang for funanu
although this thread is started by your name, it does have other people being talked about on it, such as myself Marino, RBI, Franz and even references to Sean Penn. This was directed at Funanu.
"I always remember a distinguished face, such as yours."
means that I think Funanu has a distinguished face.
means that I remember face that are distinguished, so I know I remember seeing Funanu.
Funanu, remember the polaroides on the SN'S ride.
"I always remember a distinguished face, such as yours."
We didn't official meet, but I remember that was the first time I saw Funanu.
Richard, now this is directed at you. If meeting me wasn't climaxing, then you probably weren't paying attention.
sexy02.12.08 - 9:10 pm
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Im buying you a beer on Saturday night sucker...Anything else you want?
Richard_Colossus02.12.08 - 9:43 pm
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make me a mix tape if possible. i dont really like cds because i cant listen to them in my car. otherwise tecate will suffice.
ruinedbyidiots02.12.08 - 9:45 pm
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I dont have a tape machine...but I will bring limes for your tecate.
Richard_Colossus02.12.08 - 9:48 pm
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i crashed richard_colossus' bike at beard pressure... :(
i still remember him!!! :)
rockintothrice02.12.08 - 10:15 pm
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RBI, do you how many people covet car cassette players? It is a really big deal right now.
If you have a cassette player in your car, all you have to do is get the cassette adapter so you can play your MP3 player through your stereo and don't have to use an FM signal. Your so MONEY
sexy02.13.08 - 8:55 am
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yeah i have one of those. c60s are better than c120s though.
ruinedbyidiots02.13.08 - 9:06 am
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Marino has a guest house?
skd02.13.08 - 12:08 pm
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rollins is what youre left with when you take away the part that hurts.
ruinedbyidiots02.13.08 - 1:10 pm
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Henry Rollins is whats left when you take the music away and insert ego and irrelevance.
Lets get something straight here long hair, there's only one Rollins and that's Sonny Rollins. He stayed relevant. Why? Because he stuck with what he knows...music. Talk shows are for the birds.
Richard_Colossus02.13.08 - 7:42 pm
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Sonny Rollins is truly cool.
But Henry Rollins Rocks!!!
Quit bein such a hater Colossus!
Drew02.13.08 - 9:03 pm
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