WHAT BOOK DID YOU READ?
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eddieboyinla at 01.13.08 - 10:27 pm
At ridge way, while using the bathroom, what book did you actually open, and read? did you see the books? auto-cad 200 and the potty book, (i forgot the name) but i did read the whole book), it was funny too. don't be shy, speak up, LETS SEE WHERE THIS THREAD GOES (HIJACKING ENCOURAGED. --------HAVE A GOOD WEEK!------
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I am hijacking this thread.
What would AutoCad 200 look like? An architectural drafting program from the year 200. It would be written in, like, cuneiform or some shit.
katiepoche01.14.08 - 2:21 am
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sounds like Eddie dropped a duce at Ridgeway!
sexy01.14.08 - 8:36 am
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Awww. Did anyone see the cute little poop? He didn't flush down for at least 3 people. (maybe more, but I got bored asking people if it was still in the toilet, and some people seemed uncomfortable with my asking.) He refused to leave the party! FOR POOP! FOR POOP! FOR POOP!!!
mixtemotions01.14.08 - 10:42 am
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"Did anyone see the cute little poop?"
Damn, Towelie and I haven't seen our good buddy Mr Hankey in ages!!!
toweliesbong01.14.08 - 12:32 pm
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wow, from books to ter
nd.
I guess they're related if you like to read on the can
spiraldemon01.14.08 - 12:33 pm
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I was amused by the semi small and somewhat cute poop that someone left behind. As far as reading material, I read the ingredients on the back of the "oops I pooped" smell good spray.
riss01.14.08 - 1:18 pm
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So who shit on my bathroom floor?
kyber01.14.08 - 1:20 pm
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I'm assuming it was one of the dogs.
I walked into my bathroom sometime that night and there was crap smeared all over the bathroom floor.
Whoever stepped in it got faced. But then they faced me by using the floor as a doormat.
kyber01.14.08 - 1:27 pm
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hahahahahaha... let's hope it was the dogs!!!
neverclever01.14.08 - 1:43 pm
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fuckin borfo, why you shit on the floor, dude? (lol)
eddieboyinla01.14.08 - 3:54 pm
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I think eddie has a problem aiming his terds into the toilet
spiraldemon01.14.08 - 3:56 pm
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i have a problem pissing straight, not shitting "straight" lol
eddieboyinla01.14.08 - 4:01 pm
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bump
Think I would let this thread die?
hahahaha
hohohohohoho
hehehehehehehehehe
User101.15.08 - 10:36 pm
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hahaha Awww. AL! You <3 poop too! jajaja
@ Speedy. No it wasn't my poop! But, every time I clean the litter box or clean up puppy poop since the party I imagine that the mysterious mini poo was the "doing" of one of the Ridge Way pets... then I imagine them using the toilet like a human then I chuckle to my self like a retarded kid... or Brian Fellows.
mixtemotions01.16.08 - 12:08 am
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Awwwwwww! Such love and care for the little poop! I love you all!!! Cyper hug
bigsexxy01.16.08 - 12:20 am
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This thread will never die!
They'll have to ban me from this site before I let this thread die!
Long live Eddie's poop!!!!!
User101.16.08 - 12:27 am
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What is this?
"The Fraternal Sect of the Cyper Scataloontologists"?
bentstrider01.16.08 - 1:22 am
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Oh, and per the original topic, a steady supply of Maxim's, Stuff's and SGFan Guide's are kept at the ready.
bentstrider01.16.08 - 1:24 am
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Is that the paperback, or the hard-cover?
Haven't located it online.
Must be a locally, distributed copy that is only made available to those in the know.
Have to check it out sometime.
bentstrider01.16.08 - 8:47 am
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I REALLY hate those lil "un-flush-able" pebbles.... those are caused by poor diet and dehydration which leads to constipation. I rarely get those kind of poops these days thanks in part to my pescatarian diet, eating on a regular schedule, consumption of large quantities of water (not soda!) and regular excercise.
the worst is if you are by yourself visiting and drop a group of pebbles at a person's house. your in there flushing 4 and 5 times and they are wondering what the hell is wrong with you...
Here's the secret sauce move, it's all about covering the pebble with a sheet or 3 of toilet paper. that helps it stay down....
if you're at a party though, the unflush-able pebble is kinda fun.
Roadblock01.16.08 - 9:58 am
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it's not unlike the unsink-able taste of Cheerios. but, again, not to make light of the situation... those un-flush-able pebbles dont leave much reason to be cheery yo.
Roadblock01.16.08 - 10:11 am
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Roadblock is an expert on turds.
and farts.
anything anal, really.
spiraldemon01.16.08 - 10:59 am
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LOL!!!! omg.... Roadblock, my sides hurt, it IS a serious subject but I can't stop laughing.
"Butterfly in the sky....."
If you guys like pooping, or talking about poop, you gotta check out this book! You'll laugh, you might cry, you might channel your inner toddler and make a mini poop!! The book is "Uh-Oh! Gotta Go! Potty Tales from Toddlers" and it is an an amazing piece of literature that will inspire and amuse you, but don't take my word for it, see for yourself!!
".....Reading Rainbow, Reading Rainbow"
mixtemotions01.16.08 - 12:33 pm
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my poop has been pretty good (regular) lately, but ive had the pebbles before, not too cool!
speedybrian200001.16.08 - 3:04 pm
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maaaaaaaan all i need is more shitty hands on my book ;)
i used panda bucket to drown the little poop... there were 5 of us in there at one point it looked like a little Gir
Kakihara01.16.08 - 11:06 pm
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My daughter and I enjoyed "The Story of Farts - The Gas We Pass". I think she still has this book somewhere.
thinkpeace01.16.08 - 11:35 pm
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Long live Eddie's pebbles!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOO
HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
User101.18.08 - 12:12 pm
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WOOOOOOO
HOOOOOOOOOO..................
Just when you thought it was dead, it's back again!!!!
User101.21.08 - 2:51 pm
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Dawn of the Living Turd!!!
Just when you thought it was safe to go to the bathroom.........
What's creeping out of your toilet in the middle of the night?
User101.23.08 - 2:14 pm
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It's the best thread EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User101.23.08 - 2:22 pm
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so what did everyone write on the chalkboard wall in the hallway? (or should i have posted a new thread?)
speedybrian200001.23.08 - 2:49 pm
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This is the turd thread Brian. Let's keep this thread on subject, can we?
User101.23.08 - 3:03 pm
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I want to keep it the best thread EVER!!!!!!
User101.23.08 - 3:11 pm
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OH HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
BEST THREAD EVER!!!!!
AND THAT"S THE FUTURE TOO!!!!!!!!!!
User101.27.08 - 4:46 pm
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