You might be a Rida if...
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ZombiesGotMyTongue at 03.26.09 - 2:01 am
If you consider a conversation about gear ratio pillow talk... you might be a rida.
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If you know people that willingly go by the name "Roadblock" or "Candy Cane" and they aren't transformers or porn stars... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 2:02 am
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If you think it's weird to have friends that don't know what a bottom bracket is... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 2:03 am
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IIf someone tells a good joke and you reply with "+10"... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 2:04 am
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If the you hear the term "crank mob" and think of F.U.N. instead of a group of cranky old men... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 2:08 am
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If you know how it feels to have 20 pounds of beer strapped to your back... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 2:09 am
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"If you know how it feels to have 20 pounds of beer strapped to your back... you might be a rida."
Best one yet.
toweliesbong 03.26.09 - 2:13 am
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if you find yourself making up more than one handle name... you might be a rida.
onemorefixie 03.26.09 - 2:15 am
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if you understand the screen name "onemorefixie"... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 2:18 am
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If you drink Tecate or Joose.....you might be a rida.
onemorefixie 03.26.09 - 2:19 am
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If your boss tells you that your being laid off and your response is "epic fail"... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 2:20 am
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If you are so confused with what the hell 328 is you don't care enough to read anything but Noon at the Venice Skate Park on 328 and know you are going to show up and probably won't get home until 2:30pm on Monday...... you know you are a rida.
onemorefixie 03.26.09 - 2:21 am
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If someone asks you "WHAT ARE YOU RIDING FOR?!?!" and you reply with "FOR YOUR MOM!!!"... you might be a ...mom rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 2:22 am
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If you've passed out drunk while cuddling with your bike... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 2:23 am
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If while riding down the street you come across cyclists with spoke cards and make eye contact where everyone shares that same recognition of "been there and epically done that" ..... you might be a rida
onemorefixie 03.26.09 - 2:24 am
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If you're first thought when seeing another rider on the road is "who is that? do i know them?" ... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 2:25 am
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If you've skidded across the LA convention center floor at 12:30am OR ridden through LAX (departing or arrivals or both) OR take a train to Pasadena with 60 other ridazz OR cuddle puddled in the middle of Central Park, NYC ...... you might be a rida.
onemorefixie 03.26.09 - 2:26 am
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If half of you wardrobe consists of bike related t-shirts and clothing... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 2:28 am
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if you've woken up with a pile of bikes in your living room and 5 passed out ridas sleeping on your floor... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 2:29 am
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If cracking a beer in a park with fifty of your friends dancing to music while getting your face painted and leaving your mark all over the city with chalk ...... you might be a rida.
onemorefixie 03.26.09 - 2:29 am
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If you add something to this list because you find yourself smiling right now ....... you might be a rida.
You're still smiling - now you're laughing - i see you are getting pissed off at this - it's okay, eventually you'll stop reading this pointless crap that i continuously write because finally you'll take your head out of your ass and write something better. I dare you.
onemorefixie 03.26.09 - 2:32 am
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If you've spent 4 consecutive hours looking at bike frames for sale on ebay and craigslist... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 2:32 am
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If you keep hitting refresh ..... you might be a rida.
onemorefixie 03.26.09 - 2:34 am
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If you've skipped out on work or school to make spoke cards... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 2:34 am
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if you start cutting off pant legs cos you're tired of rolling them up, you might be a rida.
coldcut 03.26.09 - 2:39 am
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If you've mastered lighting a pipe while riding your bike... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 2:40 am
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If you know people as their handle and have no idea what their real name is... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 2:41 am
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if you think your drinking gang has a biking problem... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 2:43 am
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if you've made a lighter holder out of a used tube... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 2:45 am
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If your dream job was to create routes for rides all over the city ..... you might be a rida.
If drinking beer with friends who are like family sounds way better than sitting at the cold bar with strangers .... you might be a rida.
onemorefixie 03.26.09 - 2:49 am
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damn, there's no way i can light a bowl while riding, haha.
i have writer's block!
coldcut 03.26.09 - 2:49 am
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If you scream "DO NOT WANT" at anything, or anyone you don't agree with, then you must be a rida.
bentstrider 03.26.09 - 6:42 am
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If you ride all over your town, blow by all the poppin' clubs and house-parties, and still wonder "Where Tha Party At????", you must be a rida.
bentstrider 03.26.09 - 6:44 am
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When you look at a stereo-system and figure out how to properly fit it on a rear-rack, you must be a rida.
bentstrider 03.26.09 - 6:46 am
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If you have to buy new pants because there is no longer any material in the crotch or on the right pants leg... you might be a rida.
If, when shopping for new pants, you try them on by checking the roll-ability of the right pants leg... you might be a rida.
If you are overcome by the sudden urge to ride your bicycle with your friends every time you smell pot... you might be a rida.
danya 03.26.09 - 8:12 am
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If you say for cereal in real life you might be a rider.
aksendz 03.26.09 - 9:49 am
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If you cut the cheeze on the boat to Belize...you might be a rida.
supersano 03.26.09 - 9:50 am
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if you dust roadies in spandex on a singlespeed steel mountainbike, you might be a rida.
tortuga_veloce 03.26.09 - 9:59 am
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if you know all of the restaurants open at 3 a.m. in L.A. you might be a rida...
Frozen Fingersss 03.26.09 - 10:00 am
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if you arent afraid to ride the ballona creek bike path after dark you might be a rida.
tortuga_veloce 03.26.09 - 10:03 am
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if you know what "hold your line" means, you might be a rida.
tortuga_veloce 03.26.09 - 10:04 am
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if you think the term "top tube" isn't just a dyslexic way to say tube top... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 10:23 am
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If megaphones at 3am sounds like a normal night out... you might be a rida.
If you have any idea what Tren Way is... You might be a rida..
If you've been hugged by a puppet in the middle of a dance party... you might be a rida...
If you've ever followed the police sirens or helicopter to find your friends... you might be a rida...
If you've ever been broke on a friday night, but still managed to end up stoned and drunk by 11 pm, you might be a rida...
If you're still wearing a ridiculous costume monday afternoon... you might be a rida...
If you're still wearing a ridiculous costume thursday afternoon... you might be a rida...
If you've ever gone home to change costumes... or bicycles... for something sillier... you might be a rida...
I've you've ever gone home, to the future... you might be a rida..
If your celebration for Crankmas is the largest holiday of the year, you might be a rida...
If you havent seen the sun in a couple weeks you might be a rida...
If you've ever played with goats in Downtown LA at 4 am, you might be a rida...
If you've ever spent the night outdoors in DTLA, and aren't homeless you might be a rida...
If LA looks "kinda strange" during the day, you might be a rida...
If you've ever been in a physical altercation, or at least an argument with a bus driver, you might be a rida...
If going camping with your friends for the weekend involves 100 people, port-a-poties delivered to the middle of the desert, and zombies, you might be a rida...
If you've ever ridden a Los Angelope you might be a rida...
If you know what a Los Angelope is you might be a rida...
If a rainbow glitter cape- complete with feather lining, thigh high yellow rubber wading boots, welding goggles, and a bright green borat style banana hammock, sounds like your next favorite outfit, you might be a rida...
Man, no wonder Jeff Foxworthy has so many redneck jokes, this shit is easy.
FuzzBeast 03.26.09 - 10:23 am
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This thread is making me smile so hard. I might end up printing it out and taping it up just because it's that awesome.
If wearing underwear sounds unnecessarily painful, you might be a rida.
If getting home before midnight on a weeknight is a nice early night, you might be a rida.
danya 03.26.09 - 10:28 am
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If you've checked out the opposites sex' bike before the opposite sex itself...you might be a rida.
Tarmonster. 03.26.09 - 10:29 am
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haha...
If 'your bike is sexy' is a waaaay bigger compliment than anything someone could say about you... you might be a rida.
danya 03.26.09 - 10:31 am
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"If wearing underwear sounds unnecessarily painful, you might be a rida."
FTW!
If you have used FTW in real life scenarios...... you might be a rida.
If you've used lolcat language...... you might be a rida.
If you've been dehidrated and scream I need water and find yourself with only beer.....you might be a rida.
Tarmonster. 03.26.09 - 10:33 am
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If you've boughten those wallets made out of old tubes.you might be a rida.
Tarmonster. 03.26.09 - 10:36 am
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If the fact that there aren't enough people online at 4am on a tues. (knowing we're all in one time zone) bothers you, you might be a rida...
If you know who or what a knittens is you might be a rida...
If you're in 5 gangs at once, and havent been to jail, you might be a rida...
If you've ever corked someone before you might be a rida...
If someone has ever asked you "you go HOW FAR on that thing" you might be a rida...
If you've ever repacked a bottom bracket on the sidewalk at 2am you might be a rida...
If you've ever been trike drunk, you might be a rida...
If you've ever had to wait for the apartment complex's pool to ope so you can relax in the hot tub after a night out, you might be a rida...
If it's 40 degrees out and you're still wearing short shorts... you might be a rida...
If you have ever dug in to feel the pocket on a hustle you might be a rida...
If you know what happens at 'Tangs at 10' you might be a rida...
If you've ever chanted "one of us" repeatedly at strangers, you might be a rida...
If you met your current group of friends because they chanted "one of us" at you, you might be a rida...
If you've ever had a long, public conversation consisting entirely of the word "whoah" you might be a rida...
If you've ever added the word fun to another word for emphasis, you might be a rida...
If you know how to respond when someone yells "Crank" at the top of their lungs... you might be a rida...
FuzzBeast 03.26.09 - 10:37 am
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If you're late for work right now becuz you're too obsessed with this thread... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 10:37 am
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if you're walking down a sidewalk and you walk AROUND pot holes instead of stepping over them... you might be a rida
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 10:41 am
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If your emailbox is full of messages containing the word "dong" and it's not spam, you might be a rida
If you've ever gone the long way :just to avoid the hill: you might be a rida...
If you always feel like you don't fit in in "normal situations" you might be a rida....
If it's because of your fancy hat... you might be a rida....
If you go to hollywood on a friday night, just for the traffic, you might be a rida...
If you have better photos on your facebook, than all of the people you know otherwise... you might be a rida
(seriously check it out, look at other people's facebook accounts, you know people who arent ridazz, their photos are boring as fuck)
FuzzBeast 03.26.09 - 10:42 am
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if one of your friends tells you they got hit by a car for the first time and you congratulate them... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 10:42 am
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If you've ever yelled "clear!" at a red light in a vehicle, you might be a rida...
If you've ever yelled "bump" before hitting one in a car (even if you're not driving)... you might be a rida...
FuzzBeast 03.26.09 - 10:43 am
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If every event you go to is referred to as EPIC, you might be a rida
If you use "bump" often, you might be a rida
Aqueous Atom 03.26.09 - 10:45 am
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If you've ever had a long conversation comparing road rash with someone you just met, you might be a rida.
If the best shows you have ever been to have been in rotten old train tunnels, or inside sewage tanks, you might be a rida...
If someone you know lives in an RV, and you wish you had as cool a place to live, you might be a rida...
FuzzBeast 03.26.09 - 10:45 am
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if you are riding solo and scream out "CLEAR!" through an intersection, you very well could be a rida.
Aqueous Atom 03.26.09 - 10:47 am
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If your non-riding friends thinks it's weird/impossible that you have over 200 friends... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 10:47 am
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If, no matter where you go, you go there on 'bike time'... you might be a rida.
If the first thing you do with an ultrasound of your firstborn is to make a spokecard... you might be a ruda.
danya 03.26.09 - 10:48 am
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If you've ever rolled on 700's you might be a rida...
If every time you leave town, it's with at least 60 friends, you might be a rida...
If you're idea of a friday night is to go climb the biggest hill you can find, just cause,... you might be a rida.
If you've ever had to U-Lock your bike to yourself just to take a nap, you might be a rida.
If you've survived a Circle of Death you might be a rida...
If you've ever been a stoker you might be a rida...
FuzzBeast 03.26.09 - 10:49 am
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if you've tried to catch a pigeon that almost hit you in the head while riding... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 10:50 am
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If you call out car back to a friend driving trying to make a turn and you're a passenger, you might be a rida.
If you also call out car back when walking through a parking lot, you might be a rida.
If you hear especially loud clicking shoes and you think someone is wearing speed play cleats, instead of thinking heels, you might be a rida.
GarySe7en 03.26.09 - 10:51 am
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If you really dont have any non rida friends anymore........you might be a rida.
Tarmonster. 03.26.09 - 10:51 am
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if you've pissed off the side of your bike in an alley you might be a rida...
Aqueous Atom 03.26.09 - 10:53 am
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yesSSSSSS!!!!
this thread ftw!!! i haz such huge smile right now!
Aqueous Atom 03.26.09 - 10:54 am
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If walking twenty feet seems interminably slow... you might be a rida.
danya 03.26.09 - 10:54 am
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if trying to come up with a name for an event and you take one word and mix it with the words "bike" or "cycling" ... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 10:55 am
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If you've been groped and groped someone during a hug....you might be a rida.
Tarmonster. 03.26.09 - 10:55 am
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If you can't bear the though of going home for the holidays, because you'll miss an EPIC ride... that happens every week... you might be a rida.
danya 03.26.09 - 10:56 am
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if you pretend to act gangster after hearing the words "Kush Town"... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 10:58 am
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If you greet people with hugs, rather than handshakes, you might be a rida...
If you've ever gone on a "Phantom 40" when stuck home during the holidays, you might be a rida.
If, when needing to pee, you look for a shady bush rather than the bathroom, you might be a rida...
And curse the fact that it's daytime, you most definitely are a rida...
FuzzBeast 03.26.09 - 11:02 am
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+1! WHO'S HAYTIN'?!
If you've made more bad 'your mom' jokes on bicycle rides with other 'adults' than you did in all of middle and high school... you might be a rida.
If sleeping with 10 other people seems normal... you might be a rida.
If sleeping with 10 other people in an empty parking lot seems normal... you might be a rida
If sleeping with 10 other people in an empty parking lot at 3 am seems normal... you might be a rida.
If carrying 3 blankets wherever you go, just in case seems normal... you might be a rida.
If losing your helmet feels like losing a pet, and losing your bike feels like losing a best friend... you might be a rida.
danya 03.26.09 - 11:03 am
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if you're on this thread, there is no might, YOU ARE A RIDA!
Aqueous Atom 03.26.09 - 11:08 am
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If you pack at least one extra pair of clothes before leaving the house, and you aren't expecting to get lucky that night, you might be a rida...
If you know where "Crank Mob Park" is you might be a rida...
If you know why it's called that, you might be a rida...
If you've ever crashed your bicycle, and saved your beer, you might be a rida...
If you've ever had to pick glitter out of your hair 3 days after the last ride you might be a rida.
If roadies in full kit drop their jaws when you pass them, with a backpack full of stuff, in jeans, you might be a rida...
If this happens when they're on their training ride at 6am, and you're on your way home, you might be a rida...
FuzzBeast 03.26.09 - 11:11 am
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if your boss is mad at you for being hungover every wednesday, you might be a rida.
tortuga_veloce 03.26.09 - 11:13 am
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If you would rather hang out with people on bikes and drink beer in front of a club rather than go in the club, you are most definitely a rida...
Aqueous Atom 03.26.09 - 11:14 am
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If your idea of FUN is riding up epic hills on a fixed gear...you might be a rida...
el_spaniard 03.26.09 - 11:14 am
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If you know what "Yeah, yeah, yeah, YEAH" was all about, you might be a rida...
If you just lost the game, you might be a rida...
If you've ever been on a bike ride that has a less than 1 mph average speed, you might be a rida...
If that ride had you sick drunk, you might be a rida...
If you've ever gotten a sharecut, you might be a rida,,,
If you've ever been to Mustache Bridge you might be a rida...
If someone asks you what time it is and you immediately answer "PARTY TIME", you might be a rida...
FuzzBeast 03.26.09 - 11:16 am
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If you've been on Ridgeway Cam, you might be a rida (or a passerby)...
Aqueous Atom 03.26.09 - 11:18 am
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If you've lost over 120 pounds since being in LA... it might be becuz your a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 11:19 am
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If your parents are seriously concerned about you riding "that bike" for the first time since toddlerhood...you might be a rida.
supersano 03.26.09 - 11:19 am
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If you CAN NOT WAIT for the Apocalypse... you might be a rida.
If walking into a house to find an entire room filled with bikes seems normal... you might be a rida.
If you've ever been stuck at home and so decided to practice trackstanding in the hall... you might be a rida.
danya 03.26.09 - 11:19 am
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if you know undercover bob's real name you might be a rida.
tortuga_veloce 03.26.09 - 11:20 am
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If you've been bitten by Princess(TM) you might be a rida
If you've been to CRUTCH MOB you might be a rida...
If you know about the secret way(s) in/out of chinatown you might be a rida...
FuzzBeast 03.26.09 - 11:21 am
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If you get home when your roommate gets up for the day, you might be a rida.
If you have a tattoo of a bicycle part on your body you might be a rida
f you can "hold your line" on hallucinogens, you might be a rida...
FuzzBeast 03.26.09 - 11:24 am
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If you try to get non-rider friends on rides by saying is
ONLY 20 miles and they nervously laugh...you might be a rida
Aqueous Atom 03.26.09 - 11:25 am
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haha yes!
If you can wear a floor length skirt while riding a bicycle... you might be a rida.
danya 03.26.09 - 11:25 am
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if you are still wishing your friends happy birthday 6 weeks after their birthday, you might be a rida.
tortuga_veloce 03.26.09 - 11:26 am
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If you refer to the time before you rode bikes as "when i used to have nice legs"... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 11:26 am
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If you've ever had a party in the 2nd street tunnel, you might be a rida...
If you keep track of the date by what ride is that weekend, you might be a rida...
If you've ever ridden "frog style" you might be a rida...
If you understand the implications of someone being "on a beach cruiser"... you might be a rida...
If you know that "every lane's a bike lane" you might be a rida.
If you introduce yourself to everyone you meet by your handle, you might be a rida...
FuzzBeast 03.26.09 - 11:28 am
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if you own a pair of high heels with SPD's you might be a rida.
tortuga_veloce 03.26.09 - 11:28 am
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If you never got into the bar scene because you were into the bike scene before you turned 21... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 11:28 am
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If you find massive, fist-sized, four-day-old, yellow bruises covering your legs on Tuesday, have no idea where they came from, and don't care... you might be a rida.
If you only shave your right calf... you might be a rida.
danya 03.26.09 - 11:29 am
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If you leave the house with tools and a pump, just to go for a walk, you might be a rida...
If you've ever wondered why people look at you funny, then realize it might be the clown makeup, you might be a rida...
FuzzBeast 03.26.09 - 11:31 am
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If you can park anywhere you damn well please and you can do it for free.......you might be a rida
blackout_blacklung 03.26.09 - 11:31 am
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If you have a banana holder you're probably a rida.
imachynna 03.26.09 - 11:32 am
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If you've ever cut bike shorts so they fit under short shorts, you might be a rida...
If the therm mini bike brings to mind fond memories, later than the age of 6, you might be a rida.
FuzzBeast 03.26.09 - 11:33 am
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If you get to the point where you need to customize your chrome bag just to separate it from your friends bags... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 11:33 am
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If you can do the PIZZA DANCE you might be a rida...
FuzzBeast 03.26.09 - 11:36 am
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If the social networking site that isn't pretty, isn't written in flash, and hasn't been updated in nearly 3 years is your favorite... you might be a rida.
danya 03.26.09 - 11:38 am
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If you've run out of room on your spokes to put spoke cards... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 11:39 am
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if you can meet up with 7 different groups of friends just by going on a ride... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 11:43 am
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If you've seen franz naked, or at least his ass, you might be a rida.
FuzzBeast 03.26.09 - 11:43 am
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If you left this thread but had to come back because you thought of more jokes... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 11:44 am
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If you leave no one behind...you might be a rida
If you leave no trace...you might be a rida
dannyzuko 03.26.09 - 11:44 am
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If youve gotten drunk in front of a 711, you might be a ridaa
Coe coe buttaa 03.26.09 - 11:44 am
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If you think it's weird when people don't smell like sweat, you might be a rida
FuzzBeast 03.26.09 - 11:45 am
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if your an artist and 90% of your art contains bicycles or bicycle parts... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 11:46 am
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if you're still awake from yesterday, for no apparent reason, you might be a rida.
FuzzBeast 03.26.09 - 11:46 am
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If not going home for 4 days at a time is normal, you might be a rida...
FuzzBeast 03.26.09 - 11:47 am
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If every minor cold you get is referred to as "the SARS" you might be a rida...
If you know what a space bubble is, you might be a rida...
If you know why it is special, you might be a rida...
FuzzBeast 03.26.09 - 11:49 am
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If your girlfriend tells you to "move that damn bike out of the tub so I can take a shower" ..... then.... u .....
0gravity 03.26.09 - 11:50 am
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If you're still at last night's ride... you might be a rida
dannyzuko 03.26.09 - 11:50 am
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if you're planning a date with someone and you both suggest Pure Luck... you might both be ridazz.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 11:52 am
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If you're jealous of people with out jobs because they get to go on every bike ride and stay out as late as they want... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 11:53 am
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If you read this far, you might be a rida.
marino 03.26.09 - 11:53 am
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If you went to your first Prom at the age of 25, where you had five dates, and it got broken up by the cops, but it still only cost you 6 bucks, you might be a rida..
FuzzBeast 03.26.09 - 11:55 am
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if its pouring rain and the streets are flooded, but youre still trying to get to Critical Mass, you might be a rida.
tortuga_veloce 03.26.09 - 11:55 am
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If 'FML' and 'TOC' mean totally different things to you than they do to the rest of the world... you might be a a rida.
If you attend rides far more regularly than your classes... you might be a rida.
If you understand the importance of staying behind the music trailer... you might be a rida.
danya 03.26.09 - 11:55 am
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If you drove 180 miles to kick it with squatters, ride around a town in economic ruins and brushed up against a bare naked guy named Franz on valentines day while soaking in a heated mudhole and thought it was the best time of your life..... you might be a rida....
Roadblock 03.26.09 - 11:57 am
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If you spot a giant pair of cloth butterfly wings in a thrift store window, and KNOW you would wear them home, you might be a rida.
FuzzBeast 03.26.09 - 11:57 am
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If bicyling distance means it's somewhere in LA county, no matter where you live, you might be a rida...
If you've ever had to wait for the next bus because the rack was full you might be a rida.;
FuzzBeast 03.26.09 - 12:00 pm
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if the bottom of your shoes have lots of tread
but the tops are worn in the pattern of a pedal clip
you might be a ridaa
trickmilla 03.26.09 - 12:01 pm
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if you unanimously figured out the meaning of life with 100 of your friends at Salton Sea... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 12:01 pm
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If you wish you could figure a way to get combat boots to fit in cages, you might be a rida...
FuzzBeast 03.26.09 - 12:02 pm
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If you didn't even notice Valentine's Day while all the rest of your friends were bitching about Singles' Awareness Day because you were too busy going to the future... you might be a rida.
If drinking an entire bottle of wine before 10 in the morning is normal... you might be a rida.
If you walk into a room with your gloves and helmet still on, because you forgot they were on... you might be a rida.
danya 03.26.09 - 12:03 pm
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If you're sitting in front of you computer eating breakfast and reading this thread instead of watching TV for entertainment... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 12:04 pm
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you might be a rida if, you've had five meals today, and you're still losing weight.
FuzzBeast 03.26.09 - 12:05 pm
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if you refer to the meal you're eating at 12pm "breakfast"... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 12:05 pm
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if you've sang along to someone making feedback on a megaphone, you might be a rida...
FuzzBeast 03.26.09 - 12:07 pm
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If you know who the ROTY is... and how many years he has had that status... you might be a rida
If you have at least 4 friends who are reverends, who drink beer and smoke pot, you might be a rida...
FuzzBeast 03.26.09 - 12:08 pm
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If you wish your neighbors would be quiter in the afternoon, so you can sleep, you might be a rida...
FuzzBeast 03.26.09 - 12:10 pm
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If you see a u-lock stencil on the side walk or a fake sign that says "What Traffic?" and you know what it's from and who did it... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 12:10 pm
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If you're into BikePorn... you might be a rida
dannyzuko 03.26.09 - 12:11 pm
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If you know what C.R.A.N.K. stands for, you might be a rida.
FuzzBeast 03.26.09 - 12:12 pm
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if you've wanted to give birth on your bicycle just so you kid could say "I WAS BORN ON A BIKE!"... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 12:13 pm
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If one of your earliest memories involves sitting on a plastic child carrier seat on a bicycle, you might be a rida (or your parents are)...
FuzzBeast 03.26.09 - 12:15 pm
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@ZombiesGotMyTongue- LOL! I love it!
If you've spent over an hour theorizing about how to make cupcakes look like bicycles... you might be a rida.
danya 03.26.09 - 12:16 pm
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If you've ever had to give directions to the cat in a hat, so he could come find you, you might be a rida...
If the cat it the hat smokes pot and drinks booze with you on a street corner in hollywood, you probably are a rida...
FuzzBeast 03.26.09 - 12:18 pm
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If you remember the future... you might be a rida
dannyzuko 03.26.09 - 12:19 pm
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If you've ever been referred to as "that freak who rides a bike"... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 12:19 pm
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Fuzzbeast says:
"If you've ever been trike drunk, you might be a rida..."
HAHA YES!!! Made my day!!
"If you've ever had to wait for the apartment complex's pool to open so you can relax in the hot tub after a night out, you might be a rida... "
BONUS multiplier PANTS!!!
jonnyboy 03.26.09 - 12:19 pm
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If you remember the future... you might be a rida
dannyzuko
03.26.09 - 3:19 pm
*and it was amplified
FuzzBeast 03.26.09 - 12:20 pm
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if you believe that you have the right to use 4 lanes of traffic to ride with your friends and can back it up with the law, you might be a rida.
tortuga_veloce 03.26.09 - 12:20 pm
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If your poorly researched, 1 paragraph news article about bike riders taking over the streets gets more comments and hits than your last 5 articles combined... you might have offended some ridazz.
Roadblock 03.26.09 - 12:20 pm
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If you've ever had to wash vomit off of Santa, you might be a rida...
Or you work at the mall...
FuzzBeast 03.26.09 - 12:21 pm
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If you know the 21000 block of the CVC better than the police officers, without a reference, you might be a rida...
FuzzBeast 03.26.09 - 12:22 pm
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if you can't count how many times you've gotten away from the cops on a bicycle... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 12:25 pm
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if you think being right behind a Roadblock means you are going extremely fast, you could be a rida.
tortuga_veloce 03.26.09 - 12:28 pm
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From atom: "if you are writing about how much you love MR on facebook, you very well could be a rida.."
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 12:30 pm
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if you attended the megaphone brunch but didn't actually eat anything...you might be a rida
dannyzuko 03.26.09 - 12:34 pm
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if you know what *meWOOOOOOOooooooeoeeeeoooppppppppeeeeeeeeeooooooaaaahhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhahhoooooooohooooooooo* BWAAAAAPPPP! signifies....
FuzzBeast 03.26.09 - 12:35 pm
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thanks to everyone that's into this thread! it's my first successful thread posted. haha
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 12:36 pm
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if you know how to make a tall bike on the right hand side, out of the word los angelopes, you might be a rida...
FuzzBeast 03.26.09 - 12:36 pm
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If you know what it means for something to be "listed on the right hand side" you might be a rida...
FuzzBeast 03.26.09 - 12:37 pm
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If you've ever screamed "NERDS!" while riding passed phrat parties... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 12:38 pm
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If you've ever re-read a book, or watched a movie solely in preparation for a ride... you might be a rida.
danya 03.26.09 - 12:39 pm
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If you've fallen asleep with your hand on the refresh button... you might be a rida....
FuzzBeast 03.26.09 - 12:39 pm
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If you've stopped listening to music because it's not safe to ride with headphones... you might be a rida.
danya 03.26.09 - 12:42 pm
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If you started wearing a helmet cause last time you fell you had a nasty concussion and you don't have medical insurance... you might be a rida
dannyzuko 03.26.09 - 12:46 pm
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If you don't need tire levers to change a flat... you might be a rida
dannyzuko 03.26.09 - 12:47 pm
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if you know what a rat burger is and where to buy one... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 12:47 pm
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if you see water on the road and you automatically think "SKIDZZZZ!!!" ... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 12:48 pm
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If you've ever ridden TO THA MOOOOOOON... you might be a rida.
If you've seriously considered riding across the country, just for shits and giggles... you might be a rida.
danya 03.26.09 - 12:58 pm
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IF YOU UNDERSTAND EDDIEBOYINLA YOU MIGHT BE A RIDA LOLZ HAHAHAHAHA OHIM SO STONEDRIGHTTNOW
tortuga_veloce 03.26.09 - 1:04 pm
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If cleaning the house for a party means making sure there's enough floorspace for a dozen odd bikes... you might be a rida.
If you live by the principle that 'Sleep is for the weak!'... you might be a rida.
danya 03.26.09 - 1:04 pm
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If you're dreaming about moving to the netherlands and the first reason that comes to mind when asked why is "bicycle infrastructure"..... you might be a rida.
Roadblock 03.26.09 - 1:05 pm
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if you almost crash when driving because you were distracted by someone on a bicycle, you maybe a rider
if you think a girl on a fixie is hotter then a girl on an expensive car, then you are a rider and a horndog
if you have to reintroduce yourself to the same person on 5 different occasion, you might be a rider
if you maintain your bike more then you maintain your car, you might be a rider
if you're walking past a poorly locked bike and write a note advising to get a u-lock, you might be a rider
if you ask out a non rida to come with you to a ride as a date, you might be a rida
if you are 15 and got drunk and high of free beer and pot and think you can swerve around and still things, you maythink you're a rider but you are not.
when searching for a job on craig'slist and you type in 'bicylce' for the criteria, you might be a rider
if you point out a bike and your friends say they don't see a motorcycle, you might be a rider.
aksendz 03.26.09 - 1:07 pm
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hahahha aksendz!
If being behind the wheel of a car frustrates you beyond belief, if you spend any and all time in cars wishing you were on a bike... you might be a rida.
danya 03.26.09 - 1:10 pm
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if you can talk a cop out of giving you a ticket for riding on the wrong side of the road, riding through reds, turning on reds, then you mighit be a rider.
chynna: if you're aksendz, you are a norida
:]
aksendz 03.26.09 - 1:10 pm
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if you think its weird that people call you by your handle name instead of your real name when you know that person in RL,you might be a rida
---or i guess not, huh.
If you being in traffic actually makes you go crazy because you are imagning how awesome it would feel to ride through the traffic, you might be a rider.
aksendz 03.26.09 - 1:12 pm
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If you've ever seriously analyzed the differences between the parts of LA based on area code... you might be a rida.
danya 03.26.09 - 1:12 pm
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This thread is priceless. So many lawlz.
Roadblock 03.26.09 - 1:13 pm
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if you have brainstormed counter bike theft operations and taskforces for crankmob that will never happen, you might be a rider.
aksendz 03.26.09 - 1:15 pm
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If your live-in girlfriend of two years says..."it's either the weekend bike rides with your friends or me....something has got to go!" And you sit there silently for a couple of minutes. She says...."well, what's the answer?!" After more thought you turn and say..."I'll help you pack your things." You might be a rida...
hockeyjockey 03.26.09 - 1:16 pm
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If you know where the east side seperates from the west side, you maybe a rida.
aksendz 03.26.09 - 1:16 pm
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If you have an inner tube wallet =D
&
If you choose getting new tires for your bike instead of shoes
madmike 03.26.09 - 1:16 pm
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True that Roadblock. Can we keep it forever and ever and ever?
If you've ever learned Morse code, or any other language, just to participate in a thread... you might be a rida.
danya 03.26.09 - 1:18 pm
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if you broke the forumz, you might be a rider.
if you have a test in a couple of minutes and have spent your review time on here, you might be a rider
aksendz 03.26.09 - 1:19 pm
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if you can rip yourself away from the refresh button
to go out on your bike and get some lunch ... you just may be a ridaa
trickmilla 03.26.09 - 1:21 pm
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if MR is your home page, you might be a rider.
aksendz 03.26.09 - 1:21 pm
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Sorry, I'll be more gentler. It feels bettter after the pain. I promise.
if you have no shame making lewd comments about everything, you might be a rider.
aksendz 03.26.09 - 1:24 pm
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if your highest mutual friend pool is composed of riders on facebook, than school work or other poop, you might be a rider.
aksendz 03.26.09 - 1:26 pm
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if every other friend request of face book says you have 72 friends in common... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 1:26 pm
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I only have 40 :( I guess you're cooller then me :P
aksendz 03.26.09 - 1:30 pm
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CяIТIсдL млйй Löиб Вэдсн
if you know how to read that, you're a rider.
aksendz 03.26.09 - 1:31 pm
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if your idea of training is carrying a 60lb soundsystem on your mountainbike, you might be a rida.
tortuga_veloce 03.26.09 - 1:32 pm
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if you think a bike ride involves screaming F-U-N and hour-long stops at the park, you might be a rida
tortuga_veloce 03.26.09 - 1:41 pm
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IF YOU'RE AWESOME YOU'RE PROBABLY A RIDA.
IF YOU TYPE IN CAPSLOCK OR READ CAPSLOCK AND THINK OF EDDIEBOYINLA, YOU'RE PPRRRROBABLY A RIDA
imachynna 03.26.09 - 2:00 pm
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If you plan your vacation or time off work/school round bikes or include them in some way...you might be a rider
dannyzuko 03.26.09 - 2:07 pm
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+1 danny. can't wait for spring break.
aksendz 03.26.09 - 2:08 pm
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if you plan on making tshirts out of this you're a rider
aksendz 03.26.09 - 2:08 pm
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If Jonnyboy has ever given you a refresh button, you're probably a rida.
imachynna 03.26.09 - 2:09 pm
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if you are part of an incestual family and your PRODE OF IT... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 2:13 pm
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If you quit smoking cigarettes just so you could ride faster... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 2:14 pm
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if you're late to work...constantly, you're a rida.
GO LAUREN :P
aksendz 03.26.09 - 2:15 pm
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if you're a hipster or your friends call you a hipster, you MIGHT be a rider
aksendz 03.26.09 - 2:23 pm
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If you cant wait to read what PC is gona write next...you might be a rida
dannyzuko 03.26.09 - 2:36 pm
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t-shirts in the works...
you read my mind.
tortuga_veloce 03.26.09 - 2:38 pm
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if you try to catch up to every cyclist you see in case you know them, you're probably a rida
tortuga_veloce 03.26.09 - 2:38 pm
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If you get your girlfriend a bike for christmas just so she'll quit bitching at you for leaving her to go on bike rides... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 2:41 pm
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if you know what S.I.L.F Stands for....
TheRaquel 03.26.09 - 2:45 pm
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if you get excited when you see a blinking light, you're probably a rida.
tortuga_veloce 03.26.09 - 2:45 pm
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if you have ever found an insect in your beard or mustache when you get home... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 2:56 pm
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if you catch yourself walking down your street in the right lane instead of the sidewalk, you might be a rida
_iJunes 03.26.09 - 2:56 pm
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do you have that problem often Lauren¿!
hahahaha
Aqueous Atom 03.26.09 - 2:56 pm
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If you are unable to let your bike simply IDLE at a stop light... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 2:57 pm
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LOL no... i looked up "you might be a hard core harley rider" jokes and that was one of them that i could turn into a bike joke. lol shut up atom.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 3:00 pm
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if you time your riding so you never have to get out of your clips, you might be a rida.
if you've read every single comment on this thread for last last couple minutes, you might be a rida.
coldcut 03.26.09 - 3:02 pm
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If your saddle is 6 to 12 inches higher than your handlebars...you might be a rida
dannyzuko 03.26.09 - 3:02 pm
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if the nicest pair of shoes you own have cleats in the soles... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 3:04 pm
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If the greatest thing God made to put between your legs is a
....Brooks saddle. You might be a rida...
hockeyjockey 03.26.09 - 3:06 pm
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If someone mentions distance and you immediately think of how long it would take to cycle it... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 3:06 pm
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If your already planning on buying a new bike with your tax return money... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 3:12 pm
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if you've ever had a scar comparison competition with someone... you might be a rida.
If you lost to mikey walley... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 3:14 pm
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if you've had people draw all over you with a sharpie when you were not passed out!... you might be a rida.
(this includes Kel's sharpie mustaches)
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 3:16 pm
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If you're giving someone directions in a car and you tell them to go the wrong way down a one way street... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 3:17 pm
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If you feel spoiled riding on a freshly paved road... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 3:20 pm
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If you put sprite and vodka in your water bottle... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 3:21 pm
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If you ring your bike bell when riding solo through a tunnel... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 3:24 pm
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If you are wondering if you can poop on this ride, you might be a rida.
jonnyboy 03.26.09 - 3:25 pm
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if you own a DSLR and don't have it in a case when you ride your bike just in case you have an awesome shot come up...you might be a rida
roadkill 03.26.09 - 3:26 pm
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If cycling is your only social interaction, you might be a rida
Gav 03.26.09 - 3:27 pm
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If you've decided that you're going to name your baby boy "Bianchi" or if you have a girl your going to name her "Nishiki"... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 3:27 pm
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If you have scratches on your bike and you think that it "adds character" ... you might be a rida
roadkill 03.26.09 - 3:28 pm
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if you know what to do when someone yells "FALL BACK!"... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 3:29 pm
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@roadkill
You mean like this one when you were riding next to me at LAX?
jonnyboy 03.26.09 - 3:29 pm
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If you've ever leaned over and kissed a girl...while she was on her bike and you were on your bike....you might be a rida.
hockeyjockey 03.26.09 - 3:29 pm
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if you've ridden your bike while healing from a broken collar bone or rib... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 3:31 pm
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if you owe more than one person a tube/patch...you might be a rida
roadkill 03.26.09 - 3:31 pm
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"If you've ever leaned over and kissed a girl...while she was on her bike and you were on your bike....you might be a rida.
hockeyjockey"
YESS!!! hahah that's the best.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 3:32 pm
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if you've bitten Matt Stilline's leg while he was on the tall bike and you were riding beside him... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 3:33 pm
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@johnnyboy
uhh yea. sweet pics like that.
If you ever thought abouthow you could weld a tripod onto a your bike for my bolex by 328...you might be a rida
roadkill 03.26.09 - 3:34 pm
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If you think cars are dumb, you might be a rida.
jonnyboy 03.26.09 - 3:36 pm
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"If you think cars are coffins, you might be a rida."
jonnyboy
03.26.09 - 6:36 pm
I fixed it....
roadkill 03.26.09 - 3:37 pm
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If you feel disappointed getting home any earlier than 6am on a Friday or Saturday night.... you might be a rida.
jonnyboy 03.26.09 - 3:38 pm
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if your myspace or facebook picture is of you with your bike, you on a ride, or just your bike... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 3:38 pm
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If you are attending two C.R.A.N.K. MOBs at once because you never went home after the first one, you might be a rida.
Or maybe your name is Michael Bennett!
jonnyboy 03.26.09 - 3:40 pm
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If you've ever stopped at a gas station and pretended to put gas in your bike to confuse people... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 3:42 pm
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If returning from a ride when the sun is up is not late enough ..... you might be a rida.
onemorefixie 03.26.09 - 3:43 pm
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If you think adding "+1" to the comment -
"If returning from a ride when the sun is up is not late enough ..... you might be a rida." - is very appropriate response... you might be a rida.
jonnyboy 03.26.09 - 3:47 pm
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If a co-worker tells the story about how they went out with their girlfriend and then asks you what you did over the weekend and your not sure how to make cuddle puddle, sunrise, and park fit into a sentence that doesn't sound completely ridiculous... you might be a rida
roadkill 03.26.09 - 3:48 pm
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If you have lol'd your pants two or more times by reading parts of this thread, you might be a rida.
jonnyboy 03.26.09 - 3:51 pm
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if you immediately think ".com" after some one says "in your mouth"...you might be a rida...or really into porn
roadkill 03.26.09 - 3:54 pm
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If you think this picture is sexy you might be a rida
dannyzuko 03.26.09 - 4:03 pm
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this thread is better than brooke vs rbi
_iJunes 03.26.09 - 4:05 pm
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If you think this thread deserves a ride...you might be a rida
If you go to said ride...you are a rida
dannyzuko 03.26.09 - 4:07 pm
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If you think of Junu every time you see "iTunes", you might be a rida.
jonnyboy 03.26.09 - 4:08 pm
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if your facebook twitter and myspace status belie that you ride bikes on the regular.... you might be an attention whoring internet junkie rida
Roadblock 03.26.09 - 4:12 pm
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If you are an attention whoring internet junkie rida, you might be really cool.
jonnyboy 03.26.09 - 4:14 pm
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if you have to reply to a thread to fix an open html tag.... you might be a rida
Roadblock 03.26.09 - 4:15 pm
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If you know the account login for Knittens, you might be a rida.
jonnyboy 03.26.09 - 4:16 pm
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If you see Junu riding ..alll the time, everywhere...than you are most definitely a rida.
hockeyjockey 03.26.09 - 4:17 pm
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if your browser is open to facebook twitter myspace lafixed and midnightridazz websites you might be fucking addicted to the internet. go ride a bike.
Roadblock 03.26.09 - 4:23 pm
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If you are saddened by the fact that you don't know Roadblock's twitter username, but are too lazy to ask or just look to find one of your own friends following him and trust that you will recognize it when you see it... you might be a rida.
jonnyboy 03.26.09 - 4:27 pm
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if every time you see a native american headdress, you think of johnnyboy... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 4:35 pm
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if you see a cat in the street and think of knittens, you might be a rida.
coldcut 03.26.09 - 4:37 pm
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If you got a bunch of shit for wearin' an Indian headdress, you might be a rida.
jonnyboy 03.26.09 - 4:37 pm
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if you refer to a midnight ridazz ride as your "family reunion"... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 4:47 pm
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if you are a girl and you carry a wrench on you at all times... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 4:48 pm
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If home is where the bicycle is... you might be a rida.
If no matter how fat, old, or irate-looking that driver is, they're just jealous that you're the one on the bike... you might be a rida.
If you've ever felt the pure, simple bliss of being at one with your bicycle, feeling the transfer of power from your legs to the drivetrain as you pedal... you might be a rida.
If you spent all of class thinking of more things to post on this thread... you might be a rida.
(T-shirts so have to happen. Also: How many Ridazz does it take to change a lightbulb?
4- One to build the ramp, one to ride the bike up the ramp and change the bulb, one to pack the bowl, and one to make the T-shirts!)
danya 03.26.09 - 4:57 pm
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One to build the ramp, one to ride the bike up the ramp and change the bulb, one to pack the bowl, and one to make the T-shirts
i just pictured this graphic scenario printed on a tshirt.
comical.
_iJunes 03.26.09 - 4:58 pm
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Wait, wouldn't they pack the bowl before they build the ramp?
hockeyjockey 03.26.09 - 5:03 pm
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if your facebook twitter and myspace status belie that you ride bikes on the regular.... you might be an attention whoring internet junkie rida
yeah that or you're stuck at work when you need to be riding your bike....
and if you get that nostolgic feeling of being out on the road when you visit MR, then you might be a rida....
batgirlkarla 03.26.09 - 5:24 pm
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If your life goal is to get a speeding ticket on a bicycle... you might be a rida.
danya 03.26.09 - 5:26 pm
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If your bicycle has its own facebook page... you might be a rida.
danya 03.26.09 - 5:34 pm
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if finding out who PUCK was was your #1 task last week,
you might be a rida.
_iJunes 03.26.09 - 5:39 pm
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(not sure if someone said this already, but it's stuck in my head)
if you know what a chynna is... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 5:44 pm
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if you are a girl and you carry a wrench on you at all times... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue
03.26.09 - 7:48 pm
+1111
kryxtanicole 03.26.09 - 5:46 pm
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if your facebook twitter and myspace status belie that you ride bikes on the regular.... you might be an attention whoring internet junkie rida
or you might just be roadblock.
la duderina 03.26.09 - 5:47 pm
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if your sick of explaining to stupid people what BIKE POLO is... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 5:52 pm
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If you have a blud you might be a rida.
if you need to ENUNCIATE... you might be a rida.
GodLovesUgly 03.26.09 - 5:55 pm
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if you feel you need rehab for your addiction of MR... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.26.09 - 6:00 pm
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If you're forced to make life decisions at the bike shop, new tubes and tires or eat ramen for two weeks...you might be a rida
dannyzuko 03.26.09 - 6:15 pm
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If you know where all the 24-hour taco stands in L.A. are, you might be a rida.
kryxtanicole 03.26.09 - 8:07 pm
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if you know what a chynna is... you might be a rida.
Hahaha I love it!
AND WE DON'T HAVE EVERYTHING COVERED.
You're probably a FUCKING rida if you're sitting here, responding on a forum in order to avoid the decision of going to Bicykillers on a brand new all Campy fucking bike and clear your mind or stay indoors and create something beautiful and use your mind. FUCK.
imachynna 03.26.09 - 8:18 pm
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you might be a rida if... you cant stop yelling out "buarcheyops!"
Candy Cane 03.26.09 - 8:44 pm
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If your school councilor pulls you to one side and asks you if you are being beaten by you family/boyfriend because of the giant bruises all over your legs, you might be a rida.
bwillowz 03.26.09 - 8:47 pm
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MAJOR LOLZ @bwillowz
if some of your best memories involve pacelines... you might be a rida.
danya 03.27.09 - 12:47 am
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if you and your friend walk into rite aid with a bike and a unicycle... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.27.09 - 12:50 am
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that last one was atoms from tonight... when we walked into a rite aid with a bike and a unicycle. hahahah
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.27.09 - 12:52 am
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if you want chynna to post bike porn pics of her new bike, you might just be a rida.
coldcut 03.27.09 - 12:58 am
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if you're happy to see eddieboy back on the forums, you might just be a rida.
coldcut 03.27.09 - 1:02 am
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If you smoked out with Eddieboy, you might be a rida....
skd 03.27.09 - 1:05 am
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bike porn to come!
stay tuned!
don't leave!
....then you must be a rida....
imachynna 03.27.09 - 1:07 am
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YOU MIGHT BE A RIDA IF....
.....YOUR NOT STUCK UP, COOL AS FUCK, AND SMOKE POT.
eddieboyinla 03.27.09 - 1:08 am
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You might be a rida if you like bike porn...
imachynna 03.27.09 - 1:44 am
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You might be a rida if you got all excited to post bike porn at 2 in the am (I hate it when people say "in the AM") only to find out everyone is sleeping and off the interwebs.
imachynna 03.27.09 - 1:56 am
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if you stayed up to see bike porn pics, you might be a rida.
nice bike! made in cali ftw!
coldcut 03.27.09 - 2:01 am
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WOOHOO COLDCUT IS AWAKE!!
Yes, East LA FTW
imachynna 03.27.09 - 2:30 am
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If you've ever felt time slow down before you hit the ground, you might be a rida...
If you know what a velodrome feels like, you might be a rida...
If you've ever realized, while riding through traffic, that you're probably a bit too wasted to be on the road, you might be a rida...
If that has ever happened at 2 in the afternoon, you might be unemployed... and a rida...
And if you'd only been up since 1 in the afternoon, you need help..
FuzzBeast 03.27.09 - 4:18 am
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If you know what "bump" means, you might be a ridaa
If you feel like you have a HUGE family of awesome friends... you might be a midnight ridaa
Coe coe buttaa 03.27.09 - 4:22 am
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Hi nikki!
If you've ever been of topic, just because.... you might be a rida
if you've ever photobombed a thread you might be a rida
if you talk about threads in real life as if they were real physical events, you might be a rida.
If you think it's unusual when you cannot associate a face to a handle, you might be a rida.
FuzzBeast 03.27.09 - 4:36 am
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If you know what pancakes in a space suit is, you might be a rida.
FuzzBeast 03.27.09 - 4:37 am
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if the first thing you do in the morning is check the MR threads... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.27.09 - 9:30 am
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if you lrave no other rida behind... you might be a rida
Drooby420 03.27.09 - 11:44 am
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if youve had mcdonalds breakfast for dinner after crank mob... you might be a rida
Drooby420 03.27.09 - 11:44 am
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Drooby420 says:
"if youve had mcdonalds breakfast for dinner after crank mob... you might be a rida"
This could be the best one yet!
jonnyboy 03.27.09 - 11:49 am
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If you ride all the rides this weekend,starting Friday at LACM then People's Ride, then Saturday 328 party ride from Venice to Pan Pacific to Hollywood, to Bicycle District to the downtown party. Then you wake up somewhere downtown Sunday afternoon and realize you've been wearing the same clothes since Friday 6pm. ...you're definitely a rida.
peoplesride 03.27.09 - 12:03 pm
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If you somehow manage to go on every ride at 328, you might be a clone rida.
jonnyboy 03.27.09 - 12:10 pm
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If you have ever fallen into a fountain because you thought it would be totally sweet to track stand on the bridge with no rails...you might possibly be a rida.
roadkill 03.27.09 - 1:10 pm
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If you wear your custom made "SEXY" sweater in public (around non-ridazz) and are "shocked" that people take notice of it in a strange way.
sexy 03.27.09 - 1:16 pm
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If you ever missed the redline back to Noho and had to do Cahuenga Pass from Hollywood at 2:45am you might be a rida
speedybrian2000 03.27.09 - 1:23 pm
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If you've ever been chased down and attacked by cape-wielding maniac armed with syrup, and oatmeal, then you must be a rida!!!
...Or your wife/girlfriend decided to give you breakfast, in the bed.
bentstrider 03.27.09 - 1:27 pm
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If you can ride from red box to jpl in an hour you are definately a hardcore rida.Want to test me????
pporras 03.27.09 - 1:27 pm
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if you have no clue what 328 is, remember bits and pieces that someone told you at some ride a wile ago, but are still gonna show up at 328 anyway ....................... you just might be a rida!
bondink 03.27.09 - 1:42 pm
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if your seriously considering submitting a clip for Bike Porn 3... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.28.09 - 3:44 am
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if you got on your bike and tried to find lacm on your lunch break, you might be a rida.
coldcut 03.28.09 - 3:47 am
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... If the first thing you see upon waking is your bike.
jeffwr3 03.28.09 - 4:10 am
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... if you have been chased by coyotes in Griffith Park.
jeffwr3 03.28.09 - 4:14 am
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if you see an attractive guy/girl walking on the street and think "they would look hot on a bike" or used this as a pick up line... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.28.09 - 2:20 pm
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if you wear child molester glasses and your friends aren't concerned about u ::cough stillline couch:: ... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.28.09 - 2:21 pm
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if you're writing on the board right now and not riding on 3:28... you might not be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 03.28.09 - 2:23 pm
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you might be a "rida" if you all u do is bitch and complain about cops giving legitimate red light tickets.
you might NOT be a "rida" if you actually ride your bike like a real cyclist instead of getting hammered in the street.
KiMS1 03.28.09 - 2:47 pm
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You might be a rida if you didn't get home until 6 AM Saturday morning after leaving for critical mass at 4pm friday.
TheDude 03.28.09 - 2:51 pm
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You might be a rida if the walls of your apartment are adorned with tire marks.
downtownclown 03.29.09 - 1:48 am
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If you call out "Rida down!" when your friend passes out drunk... you might be a rida. ~from Krista, last night. I'm trying to remember the other good ones. Everything's a bit fuzzy.
danya 03.29.09 - 9:57 am
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Haha, I don't even remember that one.
If you yell "rolling" when the train starts moving, you might be a rida.
kryxtanicole 03.29.09 - 7:24 pm
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If it's not unusual to wake up covered in paint, you might be a rida.
kryxtanicole 03.29.09 - 7:25 pm
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If you have amazing friends all over the city, you might be a rida.
kryxtanicole 03.29.09 - 7:26 pm
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If a megaphone is your usual way of relaying messages to jack-ass, then you must be a rida.
bentstrider 03.29.09 - 7:56 pm
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if your voice is dead at the end of the night from calling every single thing out.... you sure as hell are too muh of a rida
theladiesman 03.29.09 - 8:57 pm
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If you pull on a 'clean' pair of jeans only to realize they're covered in chalk, then decide they still count as clean... you might be a rida.
danya 04.13.09 - 9:41 pm
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Yes Danya!
if you wear child molester glasses and your friends aren't concerned about u ::cough stillline couch:: ... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue
03.28.09 - 5:21 pm
THOSE GLASSES ARE GONE! MATT LOOKS NORMAL AGAIN. Well, sort of.
kryxtanicole 04.13.09 - 10:00 pm
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Damn, and just when I was just getting started on clownin' on his spec's!!!
bentstrider 04.13.09 - 10:37 pm
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If you've ever ridden by a construction site, only to slam on the brakes and pick up as many of those sweet cones as you can... you might be a (polo!) Rida.
danya 04.14.09 - 3:48 am
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if you flip between twitter, facebook and MidnightRidazz and its all the same bunch of bicycle freeks!
Roadblock 04.23.09 - 8:37 pm
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....and on the rare occasion that there's an update from a non-Rida, you get irritated, because shouldn't they know they're irrelevant?
danya 04.23.09 - 8:45 pm
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fail. i'll go back to playing on my other websites. it was a good picture, too. fail. fail. fail.
bondink 05.6.09 - 11:57 am
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here cause i can't embed a picture to save my life!!!! -------------->>>>>
bondink 05.6.09 - 12:04 pm
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if you have ever got off a bus because it was going to slow... you are a rida
pretti*ugli 05.6.09 - 2:57 pm
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if you left to Swine Flue ride on a Peugeot and came back on a taxi at 3 a.m.......... because your shit got jacked. you might be a rida.
AIDS66 05.10.09 - 12:00 am
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"....and on the rare occasion that there's an update from a non-Rida, you get irritated, because shouldn't they know they're irrelevant?"
Hhahahhahaha. fucking sarah danya you're the shit.
Frozen Fingersss 05.10.09 - 12:58 pm
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You might be a rider if its too much work to walk around the corner.
Tarmonster. 05.26.09 - 11:35 am
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If after a day in the sun you have a tan line on your chest from your messenger bag... you might be a rida.
ZombiesGotMyTongue 06.2.09 - 6:48 pm
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you may be a rider if you don't now how to create a proper facebook quiz <3
aksendz 06.2.09 - 6:50 pm
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If when you get up from the dinner table, you get off your chair the same way you dismount your bike... You might be a Rida.
danya 06.27.09 - 8:56 am
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If the price of gas ($3.28/gal) brings up fond memories of a bike ride... You might be a Rida.
danya 10.5.09 - 11:53 pm
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If you wear your jersey because it's the only clean thing in your wardrobe... You might be a Rida.
danya 10.5.09 - 11:58 pm
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If you're driving and have to remind yourself to stop at a redlight, YOU ARE A RIDA.
bentstrider 10.6.09 - 12:12 am
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if you have been told by the girl your dating "why do you have more pix of your bike on your phone then me" you might be a rida lol
fixed income 10.6.09 - 12:56 am
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You might be a rider if you sleep next to your spare back wheel
Tarmonster. 10.6.09 - 1:39 am
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you might be a rider if you bike it hard body from downey to santa monica .
FIRMESTILO responding to a
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10.6.09 - 2:18 am
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if youve been doored 2 times. in a yr... you might be a rida.
Huey555 10.6.09 - 2:32 am
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you may be a rida if you sleep on yo "after a ride or in a park"bike cus you dont belive in u-locks
Xray 10.6.09 - 4:48 pm
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or a dumbass who needs to watch traffic /
FIRMESTILO responding to a
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10.6.09 - 7:54 pm
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or a dumbass who needs to read the two safety articles on the main page!
(dont worry huey, there are plenty of pictures and its ok if you need to take a nap if there's too much reading.)
tortuga_veloce responding to a
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10.6.09 - 8:02 pm
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You might be a rida if you walk down the street in the right lane as if you were on a bike always. : p
kryxtanicole responding to a
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10.6.09 - 8:07 pm
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you might be a GIRL RIDA if you piss in a bush/sidewalk/behind a car/etc... more than once every weekend and you dont really give a fuck!
Gizzard 10.6.09 - 8:14 pm
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if you already know the workers in the taco truck.... you might be a ride.
jayz 10.6.09 - 10:50 pm
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if you go to a ride with a couple of patches on your tubes... you might be a rida.
jayz 10.6.09 - 10:51 pm
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if you compromise your safety for the sake of making your bike lighter.... you might be a rida.
jayz 10.6.09 - 10:52 pm
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if you listen to an awesome song and think I should ride to this
Tarmonster. 10.7.09 - 1:04 am
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"if you listen to an awesome song and think I should ride to this"
holy shit that was mine! damnit! +1
if u are stuck at work and see some old guy riding an old rusty bike down the street and think, lucky bastard...
Jeff Yess responding to a
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10.7.09 - 1:33 am
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if you have to get all the bike and spare parts out of the courtyard at work or you'll be fired...cuz "you dont work at a bike shop"........
Jeff Yess 10.7.09 - 1:43 am
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...if you can't look at a map of LA without tracing lines with your finger, thinking "hmm... have I ridden in
that place yet?"
...if, when looking at grad school in Switzerland, the first thing you think is not "is this really the kind of research I want to do?" but rather "fuck yeah, I could ride the alps!"
nathansnider 10.7.09 - 1:44 am
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If random people ask you " where are you going? " you're a rida.
giovanni responding to a
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10.7.09 - 1:45 am
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...even after the travel from a {}------- polo-------{} tournament, regardless how fatigued from the last game. Those caravanning back with you will still be down to set up cones at whatever establishments parking lot you pulled over to re-up on beer and food. To play yet a few MORE games of polo.
(yes polo players are still, (in many ways and at heart) ....rrrrrrridazz!)
.................................^
818 ---polo----{} ~o fo sho!
.....................................^
NOISEPOCKET 10.7.09 - 7:18 pm
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This is the 420th post in this thread.
So obligatory: If you've ever taken "the long way" to your destination due to short term memory loss, you might be a rida.
bananaphone 10.7.09 - 8:08 pm
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If you think this is the best thread ever you
are a Rida.
toweliesbong 10.7.09 - 8:13 pm
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if you consider a corkscrew an essential bike tool, you might be a rida.
tortuga_veloce 10.7.09 - 8:47 pm
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if you cut all your pants/jeans into shorts, you might be a rida
if you cant go anywhere without your cycling cap, you might be a rida
feetpower 10.8.09 - 12:02 am
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if you go to a ride with a couple of patches on your tubes... you might be a rida.
I've been doing this one long before I ever knew anything like a "rida" existed.
bentstrider responding to a
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10.8.09 - 1:29 am
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if you have ever had your picture taken by chynna, hal, candy cane, jonny, rollers, RB, studiodrome, barleye, jean-claude, marino, richie, AT you are definitly a rida!
theshues 10.8.09 - 1:31 am
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if you hate shues or dan B your obviously a rida...
theshues 10.8.09 - 1:35 am
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if you consider a gold plated vintage campy corkscrew an essential bike tool, you might be a rida.
coldcut responding to a
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10.8.09 - 12:37 pm
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Oh dude, I think "you might be a polo player" would need its own thread. I have soooo many.
*If you can't go past a construction site without looking for a cone or two to pick up... you might be a polo player.
*If you also have to go back to check for HDPE... you might be a polo player.
*If you hear about someone's near death experience, and just ask how long it was until he started playing again... you might be a polo player.
*If you'll spend over 30 hours in the car to go to a one day tournament over the weekend... you might be a polo player.
danya responding to a
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10.8.09 - 1:38 pm
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If you ever see a rider headed in the opposite direction and yell 'one of us', 'your going the wrong way.', or ' join us.' even if your by yourself....you might be a ridah...
Busride420 10.8.09 - 1:40 pm
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If you use the word "boughten" you might be a rida.
Reflectorz 10.8.09 - 2:21 pm
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If you listen to 30 seconds to Mars while you ride for free in music videos.
Foldie 10.8.09 - 2:24 pm
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If any time you see a measurement between 19 and 32 mm, you think, "Hey! I have tires that size!" ...you might be a Rida.
danya 10.22.09 - 10:07 pm
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If not seeing bikes at your favorite ride's meet point 15 minutes after the start time makes you doubt the day of the week... you might be a Rida.
danya 10.22.09 - 10:09 pm
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If you can gain ten pounds in as many days simply by leaving your bike in the garage... you might be a Rida.
danya 10.22.09 - 10:10 pm
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If you still drive and buy a new vehicle by envisioning how many bicycles you could fit into the trunk/bed space, you're still pretty much a rida.
(reasonably to those of us living in out-of-county areas)
bentstrider responding to a
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10.22.09 - 10:36 pm
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when you're a rolling troll like timba!!
giovanni 10.22.09 - 11:42 pm
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you cut yourself while listening to 30 seconds to mars
snowcone 10.23.09 - 12:02 am
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"...if, when looking at grad school in Switzerland, the first thing you think is not "is this really the kind of research I want to do?" but rather 'fuck yeah, I could ride the alps!'"
Ah, yes.
imachynna 10.23.09 - 3:49 am
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if you leave skidmarks in the streets and not in your pants
Foldie 10.24.09 - 4:56 pm
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If you're eating a burrito with a helmet on.
stillline 10.24.09 - 5:21 pm
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You might be a ridaa if your bike sleeps next to you in your bed, because its either that or the garage and there is no way you are leaving your bike in a garage.
You might be a ridaa if the bike house you practically live at (i.e The Rabbit Hole) has bike parts hanging from every light fixture in the house.
You might be a westside ridaa if you live within walking distance from all of your friends and the bikrowave but you ride there anyway.
You might be a ridaa if you take the long way home just so you can keep riding.
You might be a ridaa if you have dance moves dedicated to your favorite bike trick, bike ride, or bike ridaa (The B Hulk, The CRANK mob, The E Rock, The no hands with a beer and cigarette, The one footed track stand, The skid)
bwillowz 10.24.09 - 8:01 pm
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"You might be a ridaa if you have dance moves dedicated to your favorite bike trick, bike ride, or bike ridaa (The B Hulk, The CRANK mob, The E Rock, The no hands with a beer and cigarette, The one footed track stand, The skid) "
If, having never seen or heard of these 'dance moves' before, you can easily picture exactly how they would be executed... you might be a Rida.
danya responding to a
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10.24.09 - 9:03 pm
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If your local supermarket has absolutely none of the basic supplies you need, but you still go there because they let you bring in your bike... you might be a Rida.
danya 10.25.09 - 8:44 am
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If you have no idea what the avg price of gas is these days you might be a rida.
Roadblock responding to a
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10.25.09 - 9:18 am
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Touche.
If you notice the average price of gas not because you're filling up, but because gas station signs are the only things to look at while you're trackstanding at a red light... You might be a Rida.
danya responding to a
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11.2.09 - 3:51 pm
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If you have to dig through your bag for your tube of toothpaste... you might be a Rida.
danya 11.12.09 - 6:34 pm
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Hmmm. I was on a three-day holiday recently, supposedly to have fun, but could only think about the rides I missed, and whether my return flight would get me back in time for Monday Night Rehab...
Nurblie 11.12.09 - 6:41 pm
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If, after passing a 4ft-tall stuffed gorilla left out on the sidewalk, you turn around, strap that thing to your messenger bag and take it home because it'll make a great costume for a bike ride, you might be a Rida.
nathansnider 11.25.09 - 6:07 am
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If you scream "ZOOM, WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" instead of Geronimo when jumping from something really high, then you also might be a rida.
bentstrider 11.25.09 - 6:47 am
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if you check out every bike u drive past, instead of where your driving.
rub_my_crank 11.25.09 - 9:27 am
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if you check out every bike u drive past, instead of where your driving.
rub_my_crank
.....THIS IS SO TRUE FOR ME, LOL
eddieboyinla 11.25.09 - 10:47 am
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if youve thought about proposing to your g/f with the new cog you just bought.
rub_my_crank 11.25.09 - 11:01 am
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if your doing your laundry and all your pants are rolled up...lol
Huey555 12.3.09 - 11:19 pm
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or if your driving one to take the family out...
Huey555 responding to a
comment by Tarmonster.
12.3.09 - 11:46 pm
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then u must be a rida!! gyeah!
Huey555 responding to a
comment by goosegoose
12.3.09 - 11:47 pm
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If you see the word 'disc' and assume the sentence is about disc brakes, regardless of what is actually printed... you might be a Rida.
danya 12.8.09 - 9:16 pm
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if you got on here and forgot what you were ganna type you might be a rida
Xray 12.8.09 - 9:43 pm
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when youre work schedule changes..and u have to fuckn work on your favorite ride days....and it pisses you off...then you must be a rida.
Huey555 12.8.09 - 10:08 pm
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IF you planned your return ticket home from working abroad 7 months in advance so that you would be ready for your favorite ride (TT!)
IF you planned your vacation so that you would get the most amount of your favorite rides in!
kaslik 12.9.09 - 12:52 am
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IF YOU GET DOME CHECKED BY LA'S FINEST
YOU MIGHT BE A RIDER
-LAPD
"SIMPLY THE BEST"
LAPD 12.9.09 - 2:09 am
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no you might be a victim...and get paid...wooooo
Huey555 responding to a
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12.9.09 - 2:20 am
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if you ride the all city toy ride tonight...then you might be a rida.
Huey555 12.11.09 - 5:48 pm
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if you ride through this stupid wind...uggg hate it.
Huey555 12.24.09 - 2:17 am
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if you washed your bike in the shower because it's too cold outside
spiraldemon 12.24.09 - 10:08 am
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If you see a picture of a cute girl on a bike, and your first thought is, "Look at that horrid knee position! That's gotta hurt."... you might be a Rida.
danya 02.17.10 - 9:17 am
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HaHa, my biggest gripe whenever I see anyone on a bike for the first time.
bentstrider responding to a
comment by danya
02.17.10 - 11:05 am
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you see a cute girl on the street and your first thought is, "her thighs are too skinny, she should ride a bike"
Roadblock responding to a
comment by danya
02.17.10 - 11:21 am
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in that case I usually think she should eat a burger or sumtin'...
sancho1 responding to a
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02.17.10 - 1:04 pm
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eating a burger will only make an unhealthy person worse off... strong healthy thighs come from exercise and eating right.... mmmmmm healthy thighs!
Roadblock responding to a
comment by sancho1
02.17.10 - 1:20 pm
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if you have big ass thunder thighs yet somehow feel normal in spandex, you must be a rida.
imachynna 02.17.10 - 1:27 pm
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If you want to go ride your bike already, but you cant leave this thread. you might be a rida.
If you tell your girlfriend your sick, and you cant go out. but you really go out to a ride then you might be a rida.
BoneCrush 02.17.10 - 1:45 pm
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If you manage to still post here and ride at the same time, you are an Alpha Rida.
bentstrider responding to a
comment by BoneCrush
02.17.10 - 2:47 pm
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if you notice the bike before the cute girl...
larsenf responding to a
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02.17.10 - 5:41 pm
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If you know that that's been mentioned at least three times in this thread now...
danya responding to a
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02.17.10 - 5:47 pm
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Larsen, I had one of these exact moments on Monday while heading back South down Hesperia Rd.
Figured I better familiarize everyone with the street names up here as well.
bentstrider responding to a
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02.17.10 - 8:27 pm
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If your 1yr old baby is chewing a spoke card,or finds them and know where they go.
Huey555 10.15.10 - 5:10 pm
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if you browse Okcupid and actually read the profiles (looking for any mention of bicycles) before looking at the pics....
Roadblock 10.15.10 - 7:00 pm
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If you know when & where to use a 4mm, 5mm, 6mm & 8mm allen wrench, you might be a rida.
Gern 10.16.10 - 4:04 am
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If you look forward to jumping rope, and you're age is in double digits, you might be a rida.
Gern 10.16.10 - 4:05 am
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If you know how to park your bike without using a kickstand.
bentstrider 10.16.10 - 4:13 am
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If you look for spoke cards in the bikes you see, you might be a rida
If you have bike tools and a work stand @ work and everyone knows it, you might be a rida
If you've ever worn your Sidi's while @ work, you might be a rida
If your favorite piece of jewelry is a skull that say's on it: 'MIDNIGHT RIDAZZ / NO RIDA LEFT BEHIND' you might be a rida
If you go without your spouse to C.R.A.N.K. Mob on your anniversary, you might be a rida
If you've ever used bike parts during sex, you might be a rida
If you look at potential costumes as to whether or not you can wear it while you ride your bike, you might be a rida
If you come out of the store with more beer than you can fit into your own bag(s), and start giving beer away before mounting up, you might be a rida
If you one of the 2,000 members of FUNDERSTORM, you might be a rida
If you've been to Critical Mass in more than one city, you might be a rida
If you've ever bought/rented a bike in another city while on a trip, you might be a rida
If you've ever painted Sharrows on the street, you might be a rida
If you've ever held your bike proudly over you head while standing in the middle of an intersection, you might be a rida
If you've ever danced to groovin tunes pounding out of a sound bike with incredible D.J.s in the most unlikely spots, you might be a rida
Gern 10.16.10 - 4:59 am
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If you've ever used a Bike Tree, you might be a rida
Gern 10.16.10 - 5:09 am
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If you've been sad all week because Tomatoes is gone
and it hurts
you are a rida
Gern 10.16.10 - 5:11 am
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you might be a rida if you choose to take a route home you have never taken before just to see if there are any spots that would be to take a ride on there.......
then you realize you're ten miles south of your original destination!
louisiana 10.17.10 - 1:31 pm
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If you were up till 4 am reading this laughing your ass off while your wife is bitching at you to get off the computer and go to bed....You might be a rida.
If your reading this thread again and again and again and still laughing you might be a rida.
If you just did 32 in a 25 mph zone and cant believe this cop is pulling you over and giving you a ticket for it in stead of handing you a beer you might be a rida!
mr.j 10.17.10 - 4:37 pm
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If you've had it with sparks, joose, and whatever energy beer they are throwing at you this week... You might be a 4loko.
Roadblock responding to a
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10.18.10 - 3:33 am
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if you bumped this thread (me)after some months..you might be a rida. or you just have alot of internet time at work.What does that make me?
Huey555 10.18.10 - 7:55 pm
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a refresh junkie like me.
fuck, if you're not a rida then I'm alfred e. newman!
Joe Borfo responding to a
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10.18.10 - 8:54 pm
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If you take pictures of your bicycle injuries and post them on facebook than you might be a rida.
Ive noticed this.
Huey555 11.15.10 - 5:10 pm
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If your only response to Friday night plans is "RIDIN'!" and you don't mean gettin' some nanu... or maybe you DO mean both?
et 11.15.10 - 5:19 pm
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You might be a rida if you find yourself caught in a multiple love octagon.. that's like almost 3 triangles
RickDarge 11.15.10 - 5:26 pm
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you wreck MR threads with the word
SUPER! ^olsko*jr7 11.16.10 - 2:56 pm
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If getting there is 85% of the reason you're going out to begin with... you might be a rida.
et 04.2.11 - 3:47 am
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you get honked at, and its not because your hot. Your a rida if...
cyclepaths 04.2.11 - 6:10 pm
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You know you're a rida if your pad is called The Casa or The Princess Castle or Fishmound or No Manner Manor or The Bike Haus
July 09.15.11 - 7:39 pm
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Ridazz Roulette!
If you think this picture is sexy you might be a rida 
You might be a rida if you like bike porn...
Yes.
here cause i can't embed a picture to save my life!!!! -------------->>>>>
if you consider a corkscrew an essential bike tool, you might be a rida.
if you have ever had your picture taken by chynna, hal, candy cane, jonny, rollers, RB, studiodrome, barleye, jean-claude, marino, richie, AT you are definitly a rida!
if you hate shues or dan B your obviously a rida...
IF YOU DRESS LIKE A HIPSTER.
when you need new jeans!!
when you're a rolling troll like timba!!