BEST PORN STAGE NAME
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User1 at 02.2.09 - 2:24 pm
Best gay porn stage name...............
Jeff Chew!
LOL I ain't making this stuff up! I learned about this dude's name this weekend. He asked me to keep his identity private, but I can get his name out there. Heck, I guess it's free PR right?
Awesome name!
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I don't think that follows the Porn Star Stage Name Guidelines. You fail!
toweliesbong02.2.09 - 2:29 pm
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You guys are all wrong. My research consultants tell me Jeff Chew is a name that's going a long ways into the anus of gay history!
It's a classic name! Just like Long Dong Silvers! Guys want a name that evokes someone that can take it all in, ALL night long. Jeff Chew can do that!
User102.2.09 - 2:50 pm
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Max Castle is Mine...
skano02.2.09 - 2:52 pm
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Ha! That's the street you live on. It all makes sense now!
Joe Borfo02.2.09 - 3:01 pm
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now wait just one minute. Are we using middle names, or first pet's names?
If the former, I need to change mine to Eleanor Bridlepath.... Still not sexy :(
canadienne02.2.09 - 4:42 pm
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i used the old formula of first pet's name and street name
eve crenshaw
definitely porn star name.
_iJunes02.2.09 - 4:56 pm
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Mecos Don Metz
or
Parsley Victor
sexy02.2.09 - 5:43 pm
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Chynna Monforte.
I'm so good I don't need a new name.
imachynna02.2.09 - 7:29 pm
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my personal porn name would be Misty Swaps.
Beefy would be my co star
la duderina02.2.09 - 7:30 pm
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honestly Chynna, you have an awesome porn name. really.
la duderina02.2.09 - 7:31 pm
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Misty Swaps
Swaps sounds too much like swabs... and nobody wants to think about misty swabs....
canadienne02.2.09 - 8:09 pm
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nobody wants to think about misty swabs
You never know. The internet is a strange place.
nathansnider02.2.09 - 8:44 pm
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Jack-off-hardens
That sounds like a suitable name for a hardcore 70's pornstar.
And as far as the pet/street name it'll be zoey sunset?
madmike02.2.09 - 8:55 pm
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My research consults are telling me they like Beefy McManstick and Jeffery Chews for the blockbuster gay XXX porn flick. They do also like Leo Crockett, but haven't made a final decision. They also said that there's some awesome chick names, but they're interested in manly names right now.
User102.2.09 - 10:12 pm
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Cutie Durango ; )
KABS02.3.09 - 10:10 am
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so far Jeffery Chews is still leading.
User102.3.09 - 12:55 pm
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brianna charles would be mine..hmm
tomato02.3.09 - 1:28 pm
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That reminds me, there was a car driver named, Dick Trickle. No fooling!! That's what he wanted to be called too.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Trickle
User102.3.09 - 1:43 pm
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My porn star name is Tiger Estates. True story.
Funny thing is, Tiger wasn't even an orange cat. He was grey (but striped). AND AWESOME.
katiepoche02.3.09 - 8:48 pm
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SUPER BUMP!! hahah CALL ME "THE POUNDANATOR" hahaha
Huey55512.9.09 - 1:56 am
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LONG DONG OF THE LAW
-LAPD
"NOBODY DOES IT BETTER"
LAPD12.9.09 - 2:00 am
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I'd be John Cutesack or Kevin Cocksner
mattspeed responding to a
comment by Dedicated818
12.9.09 - 9:59 am
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You're doing it wrong....that fixie has brakes...
Foldie responding to a
comment by madmelo
12.9.09 - 11:38 am
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What are you trying to say ? I run a front brake ....
OsnapsonJC responding to a
comment by Foldie
12.9.09 - 11:42 am
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It's like porn with condoms.....not right
Foldie responding to a
comment by OsnapsonJC
12.9.09 - 11:43 am
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said it once I'll say it again... TAPE WORM... Cus I'm all up in dat aaassss
sancho112.9.09 - 11:55 am
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safe sex some timesu come to fast brakeless plus it was the first image i found i got a real job only so much time to animate thing fucking inbetween projects, LOL!
madmelo responding to a
comment by Foldie
12.9.09 - 11:55 am
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DAM man making me doing more humping animation
with a starfucker LOL
madmelo responding to a
comment by Foldie
12.9.09 - 12:11 pm
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worst pet street combo for me="flea rabbit yucca"
flea rabbit was a dog that when we first got him he was covered in fleas and would hop like a rabbit on his hind legs for dog treats.i miss him
best i can think of is "speedo sierra vista"
speedo was a pet white mouse i had who ran fast
louisiana12.9.09 - 12:15 pm
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Helmutt Shiner
Foggy Swampper
Noodles Greenfield
Poor Dick Trickle, he just piddled around the back of the pack. Never able to stick it out front & keep it there while passing the finish line...
Gern12.9.09 - 11:27 pm
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i actually had a friend who was a porn star. her original name was actually "Misty D," but it sounded too much like STD, so she changed it to Delilah.
oodlesofpoodles responding to a
comment by Gern
12.9.09 - 11:42 pm
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How about some obvious one like...
DICK STRONG
PETER TOWERS
ROCK JOHNSON aka DONG JOHNSON
or, for those with a more intellectual bent (haha, I said bent)...
DORIC COLUMN
Manny12.10.09 - 12:59 am
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hmmm. my porn name:
peanut sunrise
larsenf12.11.09 - 4:56 am
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Rusty Pipe
Poopdick Fudgepacker
and of course the Lebowski classic - Karl Hungus in Log Jammin
Foldie12.11.09 - 9:58 am
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mine would be...
"molly salvation ridge court"
or
"charles christamon"
can you say winner winner, chicken dinner?
Get Charged12.19.09 - 2:53 pm
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biggie brown
or B.B,
for short
Xray12.19.09 - 3:07 pm
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Lady Alpine Valley
supa responding to a
comment by Drooby420
01.3.10 - 1:27 pm
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Ridazz Roulette!
Allan Alessio is a better stage name.
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