The extreme ride
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pporras at 12.22.08 - 2:40 pm
i think we should start an extreme bike club that rides once a year for 5 minutes. what do you guys think? trust me... people will show up.
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how about ride for 5 hours instead. Or yet 5 DAYS. now that would be extreme
la duderina12.22.08 - 3:08 pm
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Hills, please.
So that way, we could bomb down them at insanely, beyond fast speeds, lightning bolts will strike us and send us back to the future!!!!
bentstrider12.22.08 - 3:09 pm
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Adams,
I could always pick your posts out! If some lined 5 anonymous and yours was one of them, I'd pick it out no problem!
User112.22.08 - 3:14 pm
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Haha, me too! Although that last one could have been from a few people...
imachynna12.22.08 - 3:19 pm
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Yeah the once a year really extreme ride dedicated ride that goes for 5 minutes! That includes breaks! No trash intended
pporras12.22.08 - 3:34 pm
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You should get that checked out by the village quack!!!
bentstrider12.22.08 - 3:47 pm
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Talk to PC. He's our short ride expert. I'm sure he has alot of the does and don'ts.
User112.22.08 - 4:19 pm
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Even though Adam's comment had no non-sequitur movie references, gun talk or Stargate trivia, it
did contain an extraneous comma and a juvenile fantasy scenario. In a blind lineup, I'd give it a bentstrider authorship probability score (BAPS) of 85%. Usually, the BAPS will redline within the first two sentences of any bentstrider post, but that one was pretty restrained.
nathansnider12.22.08 - 4:44 pm
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You're right, but what he mentioned was the
future, and that's the key reason it could've been someone
else, if you catch my drift. *moves hands like a drift*
imachynna12.22.08 - 6:31 pm
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fwaaahahahaha... love the opening pic....
im so down for the extreme 5 minute ride.
i think it should include as many of the following, if you really want to make it extreme:
1. riding through a gauntlet of people throwing rotten milk and mustard at you
2. riding up douglas st. in echo park
3. riding down douglas st. in echo park
4. switching bikes with the person who's height is in the greatest difference to yours midway through the ride
5. carrying a full Durian Fruit in your bag, then donating it to a homeless person along the way
6. swimming with your bike in the LA river
7. riding with a 5 pound pound bag of ice in your pants
8. carry a cup of scalding hot coffee the entire ride, without spilling it
Candy Cane12.22.08 - 6:41 pm
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"8. carry a cup of scalding hot coffee the entire ride, without spilling it"
And smoke a cigarette while you're at it. Hah.
imachynna12.22.08 - 6:44 pm
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haha I wanna see Chynna ride Roadblock's bike
la duderina12.22.08 - 6:45 pm
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Haha, that is exactly what I thought of when I read number 4.
imachynna12.22.08 - 7:57 pm
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I remember doing a 5 minute ride through the local cemetery.
I was doing just fine going through the rows of tombstones and reading off the oldest date.
I came upon some soul who passed on in 1935 when I hit a branch and screamed like a girl!!
I was all like, "Holy shit, I just done broke some cadaver bones!!!"
Then Wackitoff(Wackenhut Securitah) told me to FuckiToFF, so I vamoosed!!!
bentstrider12.22.08 - 11:20 pm
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I ride a total of 25 min per week. Im in training for a ride around the block.
pporras12.23.08 - 2:14 pm
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hot babe is from some craigslist add!
pporras12.23.08 - 2:31 pm
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pporras, who are you? I like your posts.
imachynna12.23.08 - 3:55 pm
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Hey i see you at the rides ill introduce my self properly next time!
pporras12.23.08 - 6:23 pm
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