Thread started by Redtsunami at 10.29.07 - 11:34 am

or maybe a new way to polish your bicycles head tube.... I have suspected for some time that a few of the ridazz love their bikes a little too much... and if you really believe the "what happens in @#$ stays in #$%^ " ya better read this link....

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/10/26/nsex126.xml&CMP=ILC-mostviewedbox

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hhmmmm....



redridinghood
10.29.07 - 11:58 am

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I really do love my bike.
But not in a sexual way.



Creative Thing
10.29.07 - 11:59 am

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HAHAHAHAHA that is HILARIOUS.

I like the other headline on that page

"Goat survived by kid and human husband"



richtotheie
10.29.07 - 12:12 pm

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sex is awesome.

protect your #$&!#

cycling shorts........



Urban Commuter
10.29.07 - 12:13 pm

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Clearly the man is a pervert and a reprobate beyond rehabilitation — that's a TIG-welded aluminum bike!

(Not my joke ...)



cabhauler
10.29.07 - 12:18 pm

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well, i do get a little turned on by $400 carbon-fiber cranks, and colored aerospoke wheels!



speedybrian2000
10.29.07 - 12:26 pm

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saddles <3 <3



Urban Commuter
10.29.07 - 12:34 pm

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and messenger bags

<3

<3



Urban Commuter
10.29.07 - 12:37 pm

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That's pretty funny, but wasn't the guy in a private room that he paid for? Therefore wasn't the attendants in the wrong? Would he still be going to jail if he were fucking his girl?

Besides he was only simulating the motions of sex.
Is there any statement from the bike that led to a conviction?
Was the bike sexually offended?

It must have been consensual since the bike had let him mount it many times in the past. In fact, I'd bet that the bike just loves to be between his legs.

Was a restraining order issued to him?
Is he allowed within 1,000 feet of a bike rack?

We should be glad that it was a mature bike, and not a 24" or smaller.
That would just be disgusting.



Ratt_Bones
10.29.07 - 1:45 pm

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wtf?



skano
10.29.07 - 2:33 pm

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none of ya'll have done that ,, its the BEST..lol



skano
10.29.07 - 2:34 pm

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different spokes
for different folks



(moan)


I know



P-3000
10.29.07 - 2:37 pm

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I heard that NAMBLA (North American Man/Bike Love Association) is funding his defense.

Man, the groaners just keep coming.





cabhauler
10.29.07 - 2:43 pm

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Seriously, who is the victim here?



angle
10.29.07 - 3:33 pm

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Wait.

Having sex with your bike is illegal?

Man, how am I going to break this to my bike for the last five years????



User1
10.29.07 - 3:41 pm

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some bikes have nice curves!



eddieboyinla
10.30.07 - 12:11 am

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