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I hate myself for saying this...
Thread started by HappyLand at 08.11.09 - 8:41 am

But Levi Johnston is so hot in that braindead meathead kinda way...I just want to hop on his dick and lap fuck him. This is insane. I'm not like this.

Spank Bank away!

(Don't worry, the rest of you fellas are hot in your own ways. I seen ya riding them bicycles around and I like the way your calves flex - ooh!)

Post your object of fantasy here.





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"I just want to hop on his dick and lap fuck him. This is insane. I'm not like this."

holy moly



KiMS1
08.11.09 - 9:23 am

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I'm sorry, but you are attracted to jerks who can't read. Not a healthy way to go.



Joe Borfo
08.11.09 - 9:37 am

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tortuga_veloce
08.11.09 - 9:39 am

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I'm also attracted to a sense of humor....







HappyLand
responding to a comment by Joe Borfo
08.11.09 - 9:45 am

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5 Stars? I didn't know pandas could use the internet.



HappyLand
responding to a comment by tortuga_veloce
08.11.09 - 9:50 am

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schwing!



la duderina
08.11.09 - 9:55 am

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i have a panda fetish. they have very large clitorii.



tortuga_veloce
responding to a comment by HappyLand
08.11.09 - 9:59 am

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I can't believe that's Vince Vaughn!



(Especially in Breakfast on Pluto!)



And okay, I admit it....





HappyLand
responding to a comment by la duderina
08.11.09 - 10:01 am

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Is that really the plural for clitoris?

What a strange name for my favorite body part.



HappyLand
responding to a comment by tortuga_veloce
08.11.09 - 10:03 am

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i nominate this for TOTD



snowcone
08.11.09 - 10:08 am

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Honored!

Also, so she don't get ~jealous....





HappyLand
responding to a comment by snowcone
08.11.09 - 10:14 am

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i guess.



coldcut
08.11.09 - 2:19 pm

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Seeing as how alot of the chicks on the rides now are around the same age as that Kristen Stewart person, I could see their infatuation with Sir Pattinson.

Myself, however, I'm shamefully admitting I savor the goods of.........
y'all figure it out:)



bentstrider
responding to a comment by HappyLand
08.11.09 - 2:23 pm

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That's a fine ass.



mattspeed
responding to a comment by HappyLand
08.11.09 - 2:23 pm

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Can someone please give happyland some cock already.. It seems like shes getting more and more desperate for it.



TIMESARECHANGING
responding to a comment by coldcut
08.11.09 - 2:27 pm

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: o



coldcut
responding to a comment by TIMESARECHANGING
08.11.09 - 2:29 pm

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{ :-o



tortuga_veloce
responding to a comment by coldcut
08.11.09 - 2:32 pm

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{ :-o~



TIMESARECHANGING
responding to a comment by tortuga_veloce
08.11.09 - 2:33 pm

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I hate myself for saying this...

But I wana be like Dave!!!






User1
08.11.09 - 2:34 pm

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I'm jealous of myself.



rayrayray
08.11.09 - 2:35 pm

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{ = ^ o]



tortuga_veloce
responding to a comment by TIMESARECHANGING
08.11.09 - 3:20 pm

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Go get that nasty booty HappyLand...

Thats right girl...I said it...."Go GET yours!"

ride it ride it ride.....ride it like a bike in the night time on the second Friday the month.....

YEAHH!



sexy
08.11.09 - 3:26 pm

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Go get that nasty booty bentstrider...

Thats right dude...I said it...."Go GET yours!"

ride it ride it ride.....ride it like a bike in the night time on the second Friday the month.....

YEAHH!



Joe Borfo
responding to a comment by bentstrider
08.11.09 - 3:31 pm

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@Happyland

Taco Tuesdays has some studly young men.



tortuga_veloce
responding to a comment by sexy
08.11.09 - 3:42 pm

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sorry, wrong picture.



tortuga_veloce
08.11.09 - 3:44 pm

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Well, she's a redhead, but not Kathy Griffin.

You ever see those commercials for "Knowledge Generation Bureau"?
Yeah, the redhead who takes charge in there.

Danica Patrick on the GoDaddy commercials is also another mention for the night.



bentstrider
responding to a comment by Joe Borfo
08.11.09 - 3:59 pm

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I concur



Joe Borfo
responding to a comment by bentstrider
08.11.09 - 4:07 pm

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I clicked the link without reading very carefully and was very confused when the page didn't have Levi Leipheimer on it.



dokydoky
08.11.09 - 4:10 pm

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Just stay away from Cavendish. Dingo is his bitch!



Joe Borfo
responding to a comment by dokydoky
08.11.09 - 4:19 pm

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Who the fuck is Levi Johnston?



Ms. Stephanie
responding to a comment by Joe Borfo
08.11.09 - 4:24 pm

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NOOB



TIMESARECHANGING
responding to a comment by Ms. Stephanie
08.11.09 - 4:28 pm

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BOON



tortuga_veloce
responding to a comment by TIMESARECHANGING
08.11.09 - 4:35 pm

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Clitorises or clitorides, if you must insist on using latin pluralization. -i is the latin plural for words ending in -us (i.e. octopus -> octopi). The whole -ii thing I can only assume was borrowed from radius (radii, because there is an i before the -us) by people who thought they were clever (but were not clever enough to notice that it doesn't end in -ius, or -us at all for that matter), long ago, and has been propagated all over the web ever since.



dokydoky
responding to a comment by HappyLand
08.11.09 - 4:53 pm

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"Inflected Form(s): plural cli·to·ris·es also cli·to·ri·des"
from M-W.com

interestingly enough, penis can be pluralized as "penises" or "penes" but not "peni." i think i need to write a letter to one of my favorite punk bands informing them that their name is gramatically incorrect.



tortuga_veloce
responding to a comment by dokydoky
08.11.09 - 6:50 pm

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Can someone please give happyland some cock already.. It seems like shes getting more and more desperate for it.

Fortunately, this situation is going to be addressed soon and the world can rest easy knowing that I am - at last - satiated.

But seriously, the deal was this: I was suffering some major sads for the past three months. I knew I was in trouble when my favorite things stopped being fun: sex and bike riding. My sex drive vanished completely within the last month.

Things have been on a major upswing ever since I did the Tour Del Valle and I am really glad to have my sex drive back. I'm like a teenager - acne included.

More importantly, sex is part of what makes us human, and I like to talk about it because it is fascinating. Don't try to tell me that you don't spend half your days daydreaming about it! I think female sexuality is pretty interesting because it seems to be so little understood and hardly discussed,

If there was more sex going on our world would be a better place!

Now I'm gonna go smoke a bowl and rub one out.

<3





HappyLand
responding to a comment by TIMESARECHANGING
08.11.09 - 7:52 pm

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I like Pattinson cause he doesn't wash his hair : }



HappyLand
responding to a comment by bentstrider
08.11.09 - 7:55 pm

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ahaha! aww... HappyLand, you are too cute.
I can relate to your lost and found story... congrats!



canadienne
08.11.09 - 8:20 pm

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Yeah?!?!?

Well, I have none so, NEEEEEEEEENNNNEEEEEERRR!!!!!!



bentstrider
responding to a comment by HappyLand
08.11.09 - 10:30 pm

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"Rudimentary Peni" always bugged me too. They were around before the age of the internet, so they get a hall pass for not being able to easily look that shit up.



dokydoky
responding to a comment by tortuga_veloce
08.11.09 - 11:25 pm

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sigh.



imachynna
08.11.09 - 11:25 pm

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Well, they used to have these books (Yes, BOOKS!) called DICTIONARIES, wherein almost every word you could think of was listed, defined, and broken down into its various forms.

One of the best presents my dad gave me when I was a wee kid was a huge ass GROWN UP dictionary (Not one of those abridged kids ones with all the good words taken out).

And boy, how quickly I looked up the word "sex" and felt so naughty for doing so!



HappyLand
responding to a comment by dokydoky
08.12.09 - 6:40 am

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punx dont read boox.



tortuga_veloce
responding to a comment by HappyLand
08.12.09 - 10:24 am

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I think female sexuality is pretty interesting because it seems to be so little understood and hardly discussed,

it's like zoroastrianism. exactly like that.



tortuga_veloce
responding to a comment by HappyLand
08.12.09 - 10:26 am

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EXACTLY LIKE THAT.



HappyLand
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08.12.09 - 10:46 am

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