Reveal your Identities to us.
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Tarmonster. at 11.2.08 - 7:36 pm
You see I can't put 2 and 2 together to save my life. And most of the time I can't figure out who is who on the forum. It took me TOO long to realize that Jazzyphatnastee was Julio and Roadblock was Don and royalacademy was Sean ect, ect. Pictu-ries would help.
Tarmonster = Tarsis
(My "I am not a hipster" photo Kuddos to Royalacademy)
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i cant believe i couldnt put 2 and 2 together. tarsis = tarmonster.
dope moniker!
tar (street) short for tarsis..
monster... cus that's what you are with all the riding you do!
Jazzy Phat Nastee11.2.08 - 7:45 pm
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who is speedyb and digablesoul? are you trying to make this thread FAIL?
larsenf11.2.08 - 8:01 pm
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"even his enemies list him under emergency contact... he is... the most interesting man in the world." bwahahaha best commercials out.
Jazzy Phat Nastee11.2.08 - 8:17 pm
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OMG! Digablesoul! I know who you are! SMITHS!
His enemies even list him as a contact?
And who is Turrican?
And larsenf who might you be? Your photo reveals NOTHING!
Joe Borfo. I just FOund out your my Dangato! :}}}}}
Tarmonster.11.2.08 - 8:38 pm
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I'm the Dudette. So, that's what you call me, you know uh that or uh Her Dudeness or Duder or, you know, La Duderina if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
la duderina11.2.08 - 8:54 pm
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@ duderina
new shit has come to light man!!
animal11.2.08 - 9:01 pm
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end the hijack.
aksendz
a for anton, followed by my last name.
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=175061194&albumID=27155&imageID=20120132
and hey, your the babe that asked me for water at s'n's.
anyone is always welcome to my camel back water, bcs it will always be water
aksendz11.2.08 - 9:06 pm
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to be honest, I think there are more people on this planet that refer to me by the very same screen name I use on Ridazz (or some variation of the above), rather than my given name...
FuzzBeast11.2.08 - 9:09 pm
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@sciencefriction.
+1
It all makes sense now.
@duettemonstergato
Yeah that works. Completely.
@Animal
Quien eres tu?
@aksendz.
Wow your 12 aren't you. Hahahaha. Nah. I kid. Oh but thanks for the water. :}
@Fuzzbeast
Well, may I call you Tom? Or an extension of Tom?
Tarmonster.11.2.08 - 9:31 pm
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I am he who will bring balance to the streets.
-Dexter-11.2.08 - 9:50 pm
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Eddie LĂłpez (full name: Luis Eduardo LĂłpez)
alias': Eddie GOpez & DARTH VELOZ (Sith Lord Of The Bicycle)
Eddie GOpez11.2.08 - 9:58 pm
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Senator/Chancelor Palpatine is to DARTH SIDIOUS as is...
Eddie GOpez is to DARTH VELOZ (Sith Lord Of The Bicycle)
Eddie GOpez11.2.08 - 10:00 pm
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ALAS we will reveal ourselves to BIG OIL and the REPUBLICAN/GOP regime. ALAS we shall have our revenge!!!
DARTH VELOZ11.2.08 - 10:04 pm
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the name is ian. doubt you'd know me though, sadly.. i'm the one with the baskets on the rack on the back of my bike. and stickers. i've never really met anybody because my social skills suck.... and i don't get out to many rides. :(
animal11.2.08 - 10:12 pm
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@Eddie.
Everybody and their mothers know who you are. Hahahaha.
Explanation not needed. I met you on my first ride. Which was a little hill obssesed at the end: PIllow Fight (1-11-08).
@Dexter
Can you bring balance to Alameda St? That Street is fucked up with potholes.
@Animal (En espanol)
Sabes espanol? + uno. Pues debes de tener mas "ganas". Yo quisiera una 'Basket". Oh una bicycleta. rmf (riendome muy fuerte).
Sinembargo ve al riete de Fuzzbeast el 14 de Noviembre. Ya aslo.
Tarmonster.11.2.08 - 10:21 pm
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I kill streets... I do not fix them. That's a job for the slimey suits.
-Dexter-11.2.08 - 10:23 pm
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yo hablar muy pequeno espanol. (?)
1. "donde esta cerveza fria?"
2. "donde esta el bano?"
3. "me encanta tus nalgas"
that's about it. so yeah, i didn't understand anything you said. i take chinese at school.
animal11.2.08 - 10:24 pm
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@Dexter
You were mankind's only hope.
@Animal
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Sign*
Hahahaha.
Okay I'm done.
Tarmonster.11.2.08 - 10:29 pm
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what. did i say something wrong?
animal11.2.08 - 10:31 pm
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Hahahahahahaha. No it's just that most of the (in a non offensive manner) white people I know only know to say those things And maybe order at Cinco de Mayo. lol
Tarmonster.11.2.08 - 10:35 pm
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hahah word. and no offense taken. haha
animal11.2.08 - 10:37 pm
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Tarsis, I still think it is funny that you didn't know I was me -- given that I have my picture on my profile, and always have.
It is also funny that the current pic on your profile is not you, but Eric Hair.
theroyalacademy11.2.08 - 10:56 pm
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Okay Goddamnitsean. I never really clicked on peoples forum profile until I realized it could help. Okay Eric Hair (Peacock)'s picture is just SO FUNNY! Whenever I see it, I laught just so hard. I love my Peacock. Ahhhh everyone should see that picture. His face is priceless.
Tarmonster.11.2.08 - 11:04 pm
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@ tarmonster:
se habla!! estoy tratando de aprender a hablar espanol.
la duderina11.3.08 - 12:04 am
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It took me a minute to realize that that's me in the picture next to Regular Mike.
As you can see, wearing a rain hat on top of a knit cap = pure sexy.
PC11.3.08 - 12:20 am
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@dudettemonstergato.
Como practicas tu?
@PC
rain anything is awesome.
Tarmonster.11.3.08 - 12:22 am
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and that was my bomber hat on mike... i think he still has it.
FuzzBeast11.3.08 - 12:23 am
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Hahahahahahahaha.
That is a strange likeness.
Tarmonster.11.3.08 - 12:23 am
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I'm Katie O'Shea.
Also known as the Tecate Fairy.
BING! Beer for all.
katiepoche11.3.08 - 1:28 am
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Are those kidneys or babies?
I'm beaming fetuses at a doctor. Weird!
katiepoche11.3.08 - 1:40 am
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Buttery pancake face!
sexy11.3.08 - 5:13 am
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Fwiends like Co co butta.
Okay you know what tern? I just don't know anymore. Your identity is too top secret. But not the good kind like the pop corn. Nooooooo.
Tarmonster.11.3.08 - 11:11 am
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PC looks like the dude from Curious George... the man in the yellow hat? did he have a name? ...
canadienne11.3.08 - 11:18 am
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Hahahahahaha. I need to meet this Pc who associates with Palin.
Tarmonster.11.3.08 - 11:28 am
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"Como practicas tu?"
what practice you? ehh I'm not that good
nececita practicar??? yeah I suck, pero yo quiero aprender muy mal!
la duderina11.3.08 - 11:42 am
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My name is John. Together we can rule the galaxy as father and son!
cabhauler11.3.08 - 11:45 am
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holler if you see me
Purp11.3.08 - 11:47 am
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Suck Diiiiick.
lol HAhahahahahaha.
I blow dogs for peaches.
Tarmonster.11.3.08 - 12:27 pm
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michael aka mike..aka big mike...aka who the fuck cares?
pretti*ugli11.3.08 - 12:37 pm
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It took me a good while to realize you were Ryan.
Tarmonster.11.3.08 - 1:26 pm
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Lame.
People forget I'm not all that great with logic. It's just not an attribute I posses.
Tarmonster.11.3.08 - 1:50 pm
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Your ridiculousnessicity almost makes me forget about my nervous feeling towards voting for my first time tomorrow.
Almost.
Tarmonster.11.3.08 - 2:06 pm
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why nervous?! you should be EXCITED!!
unless you're nervous that a huge natural disaster is going to occur and Bush is going to declare martial law and suspend the elections
OR
you're nervous that massive amounts of election fraud will take place, barring huge numbers of people from voting, allowing mccain to win the election
I'm nervous about both of those.
la duderina11.3.08 - 2:16 pm
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homie, we are the same freaking age.
12 my ass :]
I just act that way.
remember to vote third party.
aksendz11.3.08 - 2:53 pm
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Hai,
I lik gunns anbd chiks. my gf maks me rid a bik
User111.3.08 - 3:05 pm
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Hey, I am Edward.
Me llamo Eduardo
Mi chiamo Eduardo
Je m'appelle Eduard
But most people just say.."sup rida?"
marleydog11.3.08 - 3:56 pm
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I'm particularly nervous that my decisions will lead to the distruction of humanity (even though that may be untrue or a huge hyperbole). Also I'm just afraid that if I don't educate myself thoroughly I will feel guilty if whatever it is I choose or vote on will screw us over in years to come. But inevitably both choices can do that. Don't even get me started on the propositions. Ugh.
@aksendz
So, you agree with me? We're both 12. Actually I'm slightly older than you, by, about 2 seconds.
Tarmonster.11.3.08 - 4:24 pm
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Homie? What is this casual slang?
Hahahahahaha.
Tarmonster.11.3.08 - 4:25 pm
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I PREDICT THAT IF OBAMA WINS, HE WILL BE ASSASSINATED.
THIS COUNTRY HAS A WAY OF DOING WHAT EVER IT WANTS.
eddieboyinla11.3.08 - 4:30 pm
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It's sad because Obama is definetly ganna win and he's ganna get shot 2 weeks later. Lame.
Tarmonster.11.3.08 - 4:31 pm
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Quote that can be easily misunderstood when taken out of context--of the day:
"Are those kidneys or babies?"
Hahaa!!
tern11.3.08 - 4:34 pm
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"you're nervous that massive amounts of election fraud will take place, barring huge numbers of people from voting, allowing mccain to win the election"
^^^^ true...or all our votes could end up in the ocean again...
that is what bush did
MOM_RIDAZ42011.3.08 - 4:38 pm
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@la duderina
I don't really practice. I express myself much better in english than in spanish therfore I have neglected my spanish. And "They" say I have a weird accent in spanish. Richie told me I have a weird accent in English. When will the accents stop?
Tarmonster.11.3.08 - 5:13 pm
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IM KING
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jchungerford11.3.08 - 5:23 pm
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Obama's going to win, he's not going to be assassinated, and he's going to do a just OK job as president, which will disappoint Republicans as well as the Democrats who hoped he'd be the Messiah.
He will probably do well enough to get elected to a second term, to help America recover from the second wave of the real estate crisis, since the Mayan calendar will prove to be wrong and the world will not end on 12/21/2012.
In short, we'll all have to keep / find day jobs, be nice to each other and help each other out, and keep riding.
JB11.3.08 - 5:29 pm
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he will usher us into the new world order. he is the antichrist. he will not be killed as already stated...
Jazzy Phat Nastee11.3.08 - 5:41 pm
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I just don't trust anyone with that much power.
Tarmonster.11.3.08 - 6:07 pm
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Woo! 'm the hundreth person to post a reply on this thread.
ATTENTION ALL RIDAZZ:
Testicles, that will be all.
Tarmonster.11.3.08 - 7:03 pm
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Tarsis, I wasn't aware you were quite the stateswoman. Guess we've never gotten into a meaningful conversation. You're awesome.. just thought I'd tell you.
Jazzy Phat Nastee11.3.08 - 7:19 pm
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i thought people were painting ron paul as the messiah?
this years election reminds me of one thing and one thing only.
ruinedbyidiots11.3.08 - 7:39 pm
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@Jazzyphatnastee
Hahahahaha. Thank you? I always feel that people get TOO creeped out when I talk about anything meaningful. Or as if I'm trying to impress people with some kind of "Hidden intellectual depth". But I welcome serious topics.
Tarmonster.11.3.08 - 7:56 pm
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How will I be able to fight crime if everybody knows my identities?
nathansnider11.3.08 - 9:48 pm
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i do not welcome serious topics
and you can tell my seriousness
by my use of the center tag
ijunes
11.3.08 - 9:52 pm
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GET YOUR FUCKIN' SLEEP. YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT TO GET UP AT SOME FUCKING POINT IN THE DAY TO GO VOTE FOR FUCKIN' BARRACK FUCKIN' OBAMA BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 08:00HRS AND 20:00HRS.
IT'S A FUCKIN' ORDER FROM COMANDANTE EDUARDO "GOpez" LĂłPEZ of the BICYCLE BRIGADE OF EL PUEBLO DE NUESTRA SEĂ‘ORA DE LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA.
VIVA LA PINCHE VELORUCION. CHINGAO!!!!
Eddie GOpez11.3.08 - 10:11 pm
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I SECOND THAT ORDER... PADAWANS!!! DO IT!! IT IS YOUR DESTINY!!!
DARTH VELOZ11.3.08 - 10:14 pm
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I like the political talk fine but I thought we were revealing our identities.
I am a loose meat sandwich made by Taco Bell in the '70s and '80s and beloved even to this day:
http://geektarded.blogspot.com/2008/02/wheres-bell-beefer.html
BellBeefer11.3.08 - 11:17 pm
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JESUS JUNE BUG! Must you center everything?
Yeah end of Hijack!
I need to know who you are. For the love of veggie vampire burgers.
Tarmonster.11.3.08 - 11:21 pm
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Sooooooooo,,,,
we deleted what we were going to ask.
ha ha (maliciously.)
i duno.
We duno.
And that's e-n.u.f
Coe coe buttaa11.3.08 - 11:42 pm
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I second the Dark Lord's order.
For the future funding of the Stargate Program and Cheyenne Mountain itself depends on every, single vote.
Do you want to wake up the next morning/night and be greeted by:
A) Ori Prior coercing you into giving your life-force to the conglomerated powers of evil, ethereal societies?
B)Goual'd System Lord demanding you to worship before his/her very throne?
or C) Have your pretty, little face eaten by a mechanical/nanomechanical menace known as a "RepliCarter"?
VOTE, that's a direct order from Hammond, Landry, Mitchell, Carter, Jackson, O'Neill, and most importantly, Walter!!!!!!
bentstrider11.3.08 - 11:47 pm
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there is no such thing as science fiction, only science fact. thankfully none of that shit is real. welcome to reality.
ruinedbyidiots11.3.08 - 11:53 pm
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Well, there's two Sci-Fi buffs to one Reality "buzz-killer".
Don't you got some vinyls to look at or something?
bentstrider11.4.08 - 12:06 am
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actually.,,
my name is inigo montoya. you killed my father. prepare to die.
sciencefriction11.4.08 - 1:12 am
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I'm so wide awake...
yup...
i'm kinda bored...
maybe I should go ride my bike more... it's pretty much all I've done today... not any of the things I wanted to get done...
well that and lock myself out of my apartment (the reason my ride to get a burrito turned into a 4 hr adventure (I had to wait for my roommate to get home...))
FuzzBeast11.4.08 - 1:27 am
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FUCK YOU ALL DEARLY...
i got juicy fruit weed who wants to toke?
pretti*ugli11.4.08 - 9:56 am
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I hear "PC" this and 'PC" that...all the time... people and PC go hand in hand. Who are you Mr. PC who kinda looks like Trent Reznor? Who? I see your alias brought up so often I feel I know you in a distant dream.
Furthermore. Parlorbikes. I like your little line on your profile. LAWLZ.
Am I just watching too much sailor moon, or am I that hungry?
Tarmonster.12.4.08 - 2:59 pm
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Thanks T-Monster.
Sexy bike and girl. Time for a double ride!!!!
parlorbikes12.5.08 - 9:57 am
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LAWLZ.
Keep em coming....parlor. But who are you?
@PC you have the same name as my favorite teddy bear....
:}
Tarmonster.12.5.08 - 11:04 am
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Double-Ouh-Negro...
All your chicken are belong to us!!!
pretti*ugli12.5.08 - 3:23 pm
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Part of the OG Shadow Battalion.
Some of you remember or know of this group.
I'm in the picture.
parlorbikes12.5.08 - 3:45 pm
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vor = braydon
vor12.5.08 - 5:53 pm
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they call me vin diesel on the northside
66605.6.09 - 1:45 am
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Liz here! Little pink bike!
Hiiiii ~!
Little by little I'm meeting everyone!
HappyLand05.6.09 - 7:44 am
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This is why im "theladiesman" my style is like no other.
theladiesman05.6.09 - 8:59 am
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burning need to know: urbanpedal
1. has called out jonnyboy and i to lead rides from east to west - twice
2. wrote something either really nice or extremely sarcastic in my birthday thread
3. i am not the only one who wants to know, this handle has been a topic of conversation in a few circles i have ridden with over the past few months.
i call it: reveal yourself.. please.. ahaha - if just for fun.
bondink05.6.09 - 9:16 am
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correction: 1. "lead rides from west to east"
sry - haven't had coffee yet.
bondink05.6.09 - 9:17 am
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everyone knows me by now... my handle gives it away anywas LOL
TheRaquel05.6.09 - 9:28 am
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@urbanpedal:
i'll trade you.
@SPOOK:
+9 for no identity - why i don't like getting my picture taken!
bondink05.6.09 - 9:50 am
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Anytime I snap SaraBond, this is how the picture turns out.
bentstrider05.6.09 - 3:38 pm
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I want to know who Duderina is. REVEAL YOURSELF
Gav05.6.09 - 3:46 pm
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I wanna kno who la duderina is, too! hahaha! reveal!
onemorefixie05.6.09 - 3:56 pm
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Duderina was at the City Council meeting. Get with the program. She was the hot one.
Tarmonster.05.6.09 - 4:04 pm
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This was from the failed raid on Umbrella's Eagle Mountain facility out past Chiriaco Summit.
Apparently, STARS Agent Duderina would rather run with the wolves than dance with the crows now!!!
bentstrider05.6.09 - 4:30 pm
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jerk jerk jerk jerk
66605.6.09 - 5:02 pm
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oh ok so you were that guy.
hah
_iJunes05.6.09 - 5:04 pm
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lol yeah the creeper that looked like he had no friends haha
66605.6.09 - 5:14 pm
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better than being the dbag that doesnt remember anybody.
you look familiar but you graduated my freshman year haha. but it was hard to spot out the 20 asians in the whole school.
_iJunes05.6.09 - 5:15 pm
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i am also that guy.
66605.6.09 - 5:19 pm
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no. mine usually sounds more like a really long "EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyy"
_iJunes05.6.09 - 5:23 pm
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I will find out who Duderina is, unless she sees me on a ride and introduces herself.
Gav05.6.09 - 8:07 pm
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her picture is in this thread.
happy?
coldcut05.6.09 - 8:09 pm
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that spoiled the fun of finding out by my self.
Gav05.6.09 - 8:13 pm
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I'm _sure_ you were all wondering, so:
cabhauler = an alternate spelling of my Internet handle "kabballer" = a jacked-up way to spell "Kabbalah," which is kinda my way of making fun of how Kabbalah is now associated with celebrities.
Why Kabbalah? Well, I'm sort of an honorary member of the tribe. Ask me about it in person. Also sort of refers to my fascination with practical cycling and hauling stuff around with a bike.
cabhauler05.6.09 - 11:20 pm
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urbanpedal. i want to know. willing to trade, i have plenty of identities.
bondink05.7.09 - 11:07 am
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Daaaaaamn comrade!
If you were going to put the dudette on blast like that, you could have at least done the dudette a favor and linked to
this photo!
onelessfixie05.7.09 - 11:27 am
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I'm calling out onemorefixie.
show your hipster face!
onelessfixie05.7.09 - 11:51 am
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my name is daylo and i'm in rowland heights.
i organize the weekly ride of 3R WEDNESDAY (Rolling Rowland Ride) along with other locals.
i rarely venture out to party rides.
so most of you will never meet me.
i also ride FOOCHOW FRIDAYS at Alhambra and sometimes CERRITOS MASHIN' MONDAYS, CLAREMONT JUGGERNAUT TUESDAYS, and SUNDAY NIGHT RACCOONS at Pasadena.
i just recently rode CANT COAST CENTURY and DARK CENTURY.
both were fun.
i mostly lurk.
barely post.
DAYLO05.7.09 - 11:27 pm
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Daylo, the true hero of the 626.
Always at the helm, never throwing it into autopilot.
bentstrider05.8.09 - 8:58 am
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good morning, urbanpedal. i just want you to know. that i am not giving up. i plan on being persistent. so let me reiterate: i will trade for identity.
thank you.
bondink05.8.09 - 9:02 am
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Ridazz Roulette!
I need no introduction.
have you seen me?
Hi !!
Yoyoyoyoo!!!
I'm a Chynna next to a Fuzzbeast.
im on the right.
Crap! I forgot to upload the image.....
I'm a puma.
I'm the one on the bike.
I'm a PC
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ZOMBG!!! HI!!!
Pls essplane.
get ready
me
...
I have no identity.