Anyone wanna start a "Vandals of Valentines" ride? Ride around causing shennanigans, inviting all the single guys and girls to get drunk, and make fools of ourselves?
Maybe ride from ridazz apartment/house to apt/house for drinks and breaks? The 14th is a Thursday so I think we can all call into work on Friday.
DetroitRider01.7.08 - 10:03 pm
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i like the idea of a anyone whose not getting laid ride
ectoplasm01.7.08 - 10:56 pm
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expectations of your lover or getting a lover to spend the night with you, maybe buy you flowers, jewelery, or candy and of course a card.
you have to spend the evening with them.
So you go blow $2-$4 on a card, everybody does this, and it destroys some more trees, create waste processing and transporting the trees.
Jewlery, that is a joke, milled metal destroys the earth, diamonds literally kill and really have no real value, joke is on the purchaser.
Flowers, grown mass productions style with lots o pesticides (that something to give your loved ones --- pesticides---- well maybe it is if they are pest about this day)
Candies to contribute to your flabby gut and maybe some type 2 diabetes, tooth decay, and to feed to the unfriendly viruses in you.
Low and behold single guys, there is lots of single girls looking on this day, need to hook up, go where the girls are getting ready, for what I don't know, maybe hoping something will happen. Beverly Dr. in Beverly Hills is crazy with single girls getting their hair blow dried. Maybe just maybe you can score yourself one.
My suggestion, ride your bike. I ain't single, but I insist that the tandem and my girl go on this ride, we are going to celebrate this bullshit holiday she will want to recognize on a bike
Fuck Hallmark, fuck de beers, fuck zales, fuck hearts shaped chocolate filled boxes, and fuck the flower district with their armed security guards holding your money.
Fuck Valentines day, captiolism telling you how to love someone.
FUCK EM
sexy01.8.08 - 1:48 am
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So I should return the diamond bike bracelet I bought you Elizabeth?
franz01.8.08 - 2:36 am
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yes, and use the money for a box
sexy01.8.08 - 2:43 am
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whatever you want
sexy01.8.08 - 3:03 am
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feb 14th is just 3 days away from my birthday. lets celebrate that elite core style.
ruinedbyidiots01.8.08 - 4:14 am
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Yeeeessssss!!!!
I'm goiiiinnnngggg to scccccooooorrrreeee!!!
bentstrider01.8.08 - 6:25 am
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the unrequited love ride
yay, I hate everybody!
spiraldemon01.8.08 - 9:41 am
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oh shit. all this valentine talk just reminded me that tomorrow is an anniversary with my G.F. Can we add anniversaries to the "fuck" valentine's day tirade? please.
indigis01.8.08 - 10:01 am
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<3<3<3<3<3 Maybe You'll Fall In Love <3<3<3<3<3
Joe Borfo01.8.08 - 10:32 am
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nice craigslist post, maybe i'll try this one out, LOL.
eddieboyinla01.8.08 - 11:25 am
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I second that amen to Sexy.
You don't have to be single to hate Valentine's Day......I think an anti-Valentine's ride is definitely in order.
Ms. Stephanie01.8.08 - 12:12 pm
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what if youre moot on the subject regardless of having something to stick your dick in / have a dick to stick in you / something for everyone else?
ruinedbyidiots01.8.08 - 12:20 pm
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You're supposed to add fuel to the fire set by the bitter ones.
kyber01.8.08 - 12:24 pm
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Midnight ridazz goes to Smyrna
hipster01.8.08 - 12:26 pm
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Hate to ruin anyone's V day but I figured what the hell, this is a thread on the evils of V day. With that in mind, thought I was share with you all about the exploitation of the chocolate trade.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labor_exploitation_in_the_chocolate_industry
User101.8.08 - 10:45 pm
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Please do not cum in the casket....words to live by.
hatehills01.8.08 - 11:37 pm
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what about a cock ring? im shallow and materialistic to want to give my boyfriend one on this particular day........ KILL ME.
ontherocks01.9.08 - 10:08 am
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That damned dog always ruins it for me!
I would have gotten off...if it wasn't for you meddling kids and your dog too!!!
DetroitRider01.9.08 - 9:58 pm
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I like holidays.
They remind me to do impartant things.
I never celebrate a holiday in a "traditional" way.
I usually can't afford to.
I always make my own cards, and either make or find handmade gifts whever possible.
I will probably spend this V-Day at home with the lady and the cat. If we are high rollin' we might get a fancy bottly of wine or perhaps go out to eat.
But yeah I'm just too much of a practical cheapskate to buy diamonds and chocolate or fancy flowers.
That said don't expect much my beautiful Midnight Ridazz. I'll love you forever ... but you won't be getting any blood diamonds from me.
trickmilla01.10.08 - 11:16 am
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Capitolism Rocks....Oh yeah,,now i just need a girl friend..
skano01.18.08 - 6:47 pm
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you don't *need* a girlfriend you *want* a girlfriend
and she's not gonna make you happy, but what you do to/with her sure will....
e-rock01.18.08 - 7:04 pm
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I Need a Freak,,,tatatatannanananan ahhanannnnannna
skano01.18.08 - 10:02 pm
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im excited for this
riss01.29.08 - 12:57 pm
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I hear the 14th is "Singles Awareness Day."
NEWB31001.29.08 - 1:03 pm
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hooray for lonliness
riss01.29.08 - 1:03 pm
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What's an Anti-Valentines ride without a Valentines ride right before it?
Joe Borfo01.29.08 - 1:10 pm
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haha good point. All i know is that I'll be riding my bike aaaalll niiight looonng. woo.
riss01.29.08 - 1:16 pm
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Ummmm...... I'm aware of my singleness thank you.
Drew01.29.08 - 1:19 pm
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hey drew you riding tonight?
riss01.29.08 - 1:21 pm
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Nope
I'll be around for the Saturdaypalooza though.
Might do SMCM too. Not sure yet.
Drew01.29.08 - 1:26 pm
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I'm definitely going to this..
LACBC's BIG BIKE LOVE Valentine's Bash
02.14.08
Valentine's Day
8pm-1am
You love your bike, and so does LACBC. Celebrate and help raise money to support a safer, bikier Los Angeles County. Join us for a wildly romantic evening including:
- Date auction! Hot local celebs on bikes TBA
- Prize raffle, including a new bike from Specialized!
- Dance music sets by DJs Trickmilla, Kennefunkport and Skramble
- Kissing booth! tee hee.
- fancy make-em-yourself valentines craft table
- professional portraits of you and your beautiful bike
Sponsored by New Belgium Brewing, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Helen's Cycles, Bikecology and Specialized and Basswerks.
map to basswerks
Basswerks
5411 W Adams Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90016
about half way between La Brea & Fairfax @ Burnside
Enter through back alley
Secure bike parking provided
Contact info for this ride: monica@labi
Regular Mike01.29.08 - 5:43 pm
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Hey sprocketinjury, did you write or copy and paste the description of Nanautzin ?
KataCyklsLA2NY01.30.08 - 6:18 pm
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