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I hate it when my personfriends fight among themselves. Hate it hate it hate it!
User 1 and Sexy, you are both very headstrong. Both of you are very sure of yourselves, and neither one of you is the kind to give an inch in an argument. This can be very amusing in a debate, but you two are getting personal and it is making PAM cry. :(
I would like to suggest an alternative way to settle this dispute. On bicycles!
User 1, I want to STOP THEE from insulting my personfriend Sexy on this forum. Sexy, I want to STOP THEE from being mean to User 1. STOP THEE!
Sexy, you live in Granada Hills. User 1, you live in Long Beach.
Hollywood is about halfway between your home towns, and easily reachable by public transit for both of you!
I propose a two-man alleycat race from East Hollywood to West Hollywood. The only checkpoint will be at the end. Each of you will have to make one (1) stop to purchase an item, the nature of which PAM or PAM's designee will reveal to you, at the start of the race.
Each of you will be purchasing a different item! Not the same item!
Whoever reaches the ending point in West Hollywood first, with the item and a receipt with a date and time on it, shall be the WINNER!
The WINNER will receive valuable prizes, including cash, AND
The WINNER and the LOSER will exchange items, AND
The WINNER must apologize to the LOSER for every mean thing he posted about the LOSER on this forum.
PAM, I love you, and I love your nation building skills.
but I cannot let you try to play me like a fiddle.
USER1 would think that he is all cute, when he buys me a dictionary, I ain't havin it. I already own four or five various ones.
I doubt I'm able to get out on Friday, but if I'am able, I would suggest a better competition.
Pam, you give us each a south or north tag, a east or west tag,,,,, so I may have south west . or north east or , one of the two. We each pick two destinations, that are at least 7 miles from the LACM starting point, that are respective of the locations that you gave us from the start of LACM. If you give me south west, I have to pick out two locations that are south or west of Wilshire/Western, that are at least 7 miles from the start point. We each give PAM these secret destination point (that only pam will know, we can not share them with anybody, we only know are tags, we can not tell anybody)
Whoever gets to one of their secret locations first, gets 5 points. For every time each of us turns the ride in the direction of the other persons tag direction, the person who turned it away from their destination gets 1 point. In other words, the person who turned the ride not in the direction of their tags get 1 point. Whoever has the most points at the arrival of the first destination wins.
What do we win?
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User "sexy," your rules are far too complicated. And PAM would not want to dilute Critical Mass by incorporating a competition in it.
Also, remember that PAM will determine which items are to be bought during the alleycat. You are at no risk of being humiliated by a mean gag gift. Trust me!
What say you? Are you in? This will be a daytime event!
my love for PAM is renewed! not that it has ever flagged. but i'm with CH - what's this about? sexy and user1 are always picking on each other. why instigate peace talks now?
This is no peace TALK, user "yo delicious." This is peace ACTION!
Hot, sweaty peace action on bicycles. You cannot STOP THE EVENTS. PAM!
Being the sort of module I am, I know for a fact that users "Sexy" and "User 1" are hitting their Refresh buttons right now, watching the forum. Yet they are curiously reticent on this subject. User "User 1" especially.
I never hit the refresh button, I cruise around different thread, and as I do, new threads move up the chart.
I not going to give reasons why, but I don't see it being much of a race.
Neither of us our racers, lets leave it at that. I'm not usually competitive. If we where to have a competition, something like I mentioned would be more along the lines of something that we would both enjoy, and would want to participate in.
Here is another suggestion. How about a spelling bee?
Or we each host a ride, after each ride, we let the people on this board decide, which one they liked better.
you know what, after reading USER1 response. Yeah I'll race him, sure, lets do this. Come on now, AL, that how things are settled on this board. LETS DO IT. You got a month to train.
User1 had no response so far; are you suggesting that absence can be read as fear?
I don't know what you guys are arguing about, but are we past the point of hugging? Either you guys hugging, or I can hug each of you seperately—I could even go for a group thing; I'm sure there's others that would join in. Yes?
User1 and sexy, I admire both of you, but this petty quibbling is pathetic in light of the big fish that need frying. There's enough negativity everywhere, I don't see why it's necessary here, or within the community, unless it's constructive. Your arguments are not constructive, they bring the nature of this community and the morales of sensitive people like myself a little down. And the race, that will only serve to cause more animosity...
Why do you feel the need to argue with each other in particular anyway? I mean, if it were about something important...
You've disqualified yourself from being impartial on several counts. You can't be trusted as being a lifeless authenticating module as you would like to be portrayed.
Here are the examples found above;
*User 1, I want to STOP THEE from insulting my personfriend Sexy on this forum. Sexy, I want to STOP THEE from being mean to User1. STOP THEE!
*Authenticated, user "sexy." Not approved. This means you have access to PAM!
*Hey PAM re-read one of the email I sent you this morning
You stated;
"User 1, I want to STOP THEE from insulting my personfriend Sexy on this forum. Sexy, I want to STOP THEE from being mean to User 1. STOP THEE!"
Me -
So lets see the evidence PAM. Where was I insulting to Dave? You are the one that gathers all the info, where is it? Everything I mentioned can be found and is written by Dave. He even lied, is that part of the evidence you gathered on us? Let's see you print that out!
Why would I want to agree to all of the above on this thread? First of all I wasn't mean, second of all I stand behind everything I've said. All Dave accused me of is being selfish, well I say prove it! I can use his own words to prove the contrary. I can show in my actions in the past the contrary. So where does that leave your friend?
Why would I agree to something like a race and blow everything off that transpired today? It will still leave him with an ego big enough to stop a train! I thought you PAM use logic, where's the logic in trading all I've proven for a race? Now I don't mind a race, I'm all for it, but no I'm not taking back anything I've said. Why? I can see why Dave would want to, he's basically betting double or nothing. He's lost the first round, so why not double or nothing? I'll go with two separate bets thank you very much. And the race will not be made by you PAM, sorry. BTW PAM, my bet is that you are in fact Alex. I like that bet too.
sexy -
Or we each host a ride, after each ride, we let the people on this board decide, which one they liked better.
Me -
That would not be fair Dave. I have an abandon asylum, a rooftop to parting on till the sun comes up, and streets that very few people have seen. Not to mention Signal Hill. I would assume you are referring to neighborhood rides, right? I also assume you don't buy everyone booze, but what the hell. You want to that, fine. Just don't expect me to concede anything. You don't have anything on me, other than an accusation that I'm selfish.
I challenge you all to a race. Bike, booze, smoke, russian roulette?
I have no clue what the hatred is about, but if we can spin something positive off of it like a call out drag race session somewhere some night, why the hell not?? It's clear the dislike will not be settled through talk, so lets ride it out.
Someone wanna start a ride for this? I'd love to chill at one great location and do some time trials for a night. Maybe meet, ride 5-10 miles, then call outs/dancing/partying for the next few hrs?
There's no hatred here. For those who don't know Sexy and Al, they are always like this. You just have to just deal with it because it's uncouth to kick them out. It's just Al and David covering up their tiny self esteem with all this huff and puff. Where did crybaby go dammit?
Dave what part of "Now I don't mind a race, I'm all for it" didn't you understand? And no we don't need a month to train. All I need to do is swap my wheels. I haven't a clue what is suppose to resolve, or what it's even for, other than bragging rights. Thing is I don't brag or bring attention to myself.
DetroitRider,
See the LACM thread to see what this is all about. PAM decided to start this thread, and that about catches you up to here.
Borfo I just have a problem with people that have a fat head about themselves. Someone that can never say "my bad" or "sorry" and thinks their the best thing since, ............... fixies! Someone that takes us for fools and believes he was correct in schooling us in the proper usage of the word "due". Yeah you can just brush it off, but the thing is, I've been brushing it off too long. I have no admiration for people with a fat ego, sorry!
Hey Drew, I'm all ears if you want to explain why I should be going to see a nun. I think that's what you're saying anyways.
How about another level of the contest?
After the actual races have been completed, we move onto the "Asylum Challenge".
We find a random, creepy room of this place and y'all have to remain there for the entire night.
First one to run out panicking is the loser.
User "vspangle," this race will not create animosity. Neither of my new personfriends will leave empty handed. Each racer will walk away with either prizes (including CASH!) or a sincere apology.
All apologies will be authenticated by PAM! Sincere apologies only!
The awards ceremony shall be held in a tavern or public park near the end point of the race, and imported or domestic beer will be provided to BOTH participants! At that time and place, the prizes will be awarded and the heartfelt apology tendered to the LOSER by the WINNER!
Again, this shall be a day race. This is so that the racers can make their stop and purchase their items. You may be assured that the items will be inexpensive and FUN FUN FUN!
user1's response will sound something like "rabble rabble rabble!" to which sexy will say "blah blah due blah misspelling CH". i really do love you guys.
I think his could be so much fun. Racing and shopping all in one event. I really want to thank you PAM for initiating this event. I really hope that it happens.
If it wasn't for PC and his realization during the HASSLE RACE thread, that all solutions should be solved through a bike race, I might think this to be silly idea. PC is right, and I thank him for his intelligence in this matter.
Now, it is up to USER1 to accept the invitation to this fun-filled event.
What can be done to encourage USER1 to be part of this PAM? Could we maybe adjust the rules to make it more enticing to him.
I hope that USER1's friends help him see how great this would be, and encourage his participation in the event.
I guess I wasn't clear in my last post. Someone else will have to organize this race. We need to find someone impartial. PAM you're out of the running! Deleted, unauthorized, whatever you want to call it.
I do like the bentriders suggestion :-)
BTW, I've got some work that needs to be attended to, so please don't view that as a lack of interest from me.
User "User 1," stop stalling and start starting! PAM is impartial, and this race is impartial. A linear race with no checkpoints cannot possibly be rigged, so get with the program! Ha, ha, ha! Program! That's a joke! Ha, ha, ha!
PAM will ensure that each of the items on your manifests are readily available, and you will be informed of a store where they are in stock and can be purchased. You are not, however, required to purchase your item at that store. You may purchase it at any store, but you must obtain and show a receipt!
Stop stalling! STOP STOPPING THE "'STOP THEE,' VENTS PAM!" EVENTS!
I have an idea that might settle USER1's complaint against me.
A Ridazz Court.
Made up of a
A judge,
a bailiff,
an impartial jury
Plaintiff
Defendant
an allowed Audience .
This will be a venue where USER1 can lodge his grievances.
He can present his arguments and evidence (thread transcripts, and emails). I can then defend the said charges and present my own evidence. He can rebut what I will say, then the defendant will have a final defense argument.
The Juror will then deliberate on the evidence and arguments.
Come to a conclusion, present it to the court. The judge with the possible advisory of the jury will then decide on ramifications of either said charges, or if jury decided that the charges where petty and frivolous.
The bailiff will be responsible to make sure, that said ramifications ordered by the judge and/or jury are adhered to.
The only problem is, nobody really cares about this non-sense one way or another to want to participate in this, except for USER1 and PAM
PAM has no principled objection to a race from Granada Hills to Long Beach, but let us be honest. Neither one of you would make it. Ha, ha, ha! That is why I chose Hollywood.
You've got to trust PAM. Trust me! I'm the cutest!
You are half right, as usual, user "sexy." Nobody cares about the nonsense except you and user "User 1." That is why PAM proposes to eliminate the nonsense and replace it with ACTION! Peace action!
At the risk of sounding like USER1, and I do apologize for this. I wrote The only problem is, nobody really cares about this non-sense one way or another to want to participate in this, except for USER1 and PAM.
PAM since you think I couldn't make it from Granada Hills to Long Beach, why don't you race me from GH to LB? I think I could beat computer on this one.
FYI, It would be rude of me not to participate in this thread, on this site, where I am one of the main subjects. Just as it would also be rude of me, not accept such a generous, and thoughtful offer, as the race you purposed.
Did, I ever tell you, your my hero. That you mean
everything to me. That you are the Wind beneath my
wings. With you, I'm Flying, Flying, Flying so high,
so high above the wind. With you beneath my Wings.
Borfo, you need a quick derail? If rbi is online, we could have this thing completely off track with a music filibuster. Save these fools from themselves.
since you USER1 is too scared to race me., What do you say PAM, will you race me. Granada Hills, to Long Beach, or should it be Long Beach to Granada Hills, that would be way more difficult. Alleycat of course
Who's putting this race on? PAM's out of the picture. I'm liking Bentsrider's idea more and more too. Dave you're welcome to scout out the asylum since I got a night there. PAM, I think you should accompany dave there, this way you can learn what fear is all about. You are a machine right?
I think Bentsrider can put together a good competition. 40 miler, sleep over at the asylum, then a 40 miler that morning. Something like that.
PAM, why all the whining? These days were to be part of the 30 days of training according to your schedule. This would not even be day one of training.
This race between USER1 and sexy is never going to happen. You can your bottom microproceser and cooling fan that USER1 will never race me, no matter what the conditions or who is putting on the race.
That leave me and you PAM. Granada Hills to Long Beach
or the uphill way Long Beach to Granada Hills,
But wait I have an advantage, I know the valley all too well, could lose you in a moment and be on better course, and then over the hills,
on my way to find the Long beach destination.
How about we race from my house to your house or vice versa?
Where is it that you live PAM? can you reveal that, or is that a security breach?
PAM, i really look forward to this race. No matter who wins the race, I think we will both be winners. By the bond this competition will create and make our friendship that much stronger.
What are we racing for?
is there said stakes or is it for the glory?
How did you guys like the asylum? Pretty freakin creepy huh? Did you guys find an acceptable place to have this sleep over? I have my idea on where to have it, but I was waiting to get your feedback. Where I was thinking of having it, both Dave and I would have our own building.
I'm getting real excited about this and can't wait! You know PAM, I had a chance over the weekend to reflect over your desire to do this race and think we might be able to come to some agreement. Let's first draw out some guidelines to this race and see if we can come to some agreement, yes?
BTW, I should have warned you last week Dave, but the more you look for stuff online about this place, the worst your impression gets on it. Worst as in scarier, but as I'm sure you guys found out by now, it's way over blown.
"We find a random, creepy room of this place and y'all have to remain there for the entire night.
First one to run out panicking is the loser."
ROOM, not rooms, not buildings. A room, singular, not plural.
so we can't have separate asylums. Not matter what, I (sexy) am not going to spend a free night of life, locked in a room. I spend most of my life these days, locked in a house with someone who his not all there. I don't need anymore asylum nights. If I'm staying in any other rooms for the night, it is either in Bigsexxy's beautiful Beverly Hills Villa, or a room at the Four Season with Bigsexxy.
Let say that we did stay in a room together for a night. I would lose so fast, (it would not even be a competition). I can't handle looking at ugly people or a ugly person all night, I would throw up. I am use to beauty, I surround my self with beautiful people constantly. My, Dad, even at 79 is still one good looking man. My girlfirend, all of my friends, my clients, and even most all the riders on bikes are beautiful. I meant my ugly match with USER1.
I feel like "Ali vs. someguy who he beat and nobody remembered"
because I'm so pretty and your sooo ugly. Your going to go down in this race. Even tho I'm so out of shape, I'll still beat you. How out of shape am I? my legs where hurting on that little LACM ride friday night (so you might have an advantage USER1), that how out of shape I'am.
Now let say there is no lights, I will still lose as soon as USER1 has to use the restroom, that always clears the rooom.
You given me so much inspiration to do this Dave, I didn't more like above! I have the same reservations about sharing a room with Dave too. I don't want to have someone asking me every five minute, "did you hear that?", "what was that?", "Did you hear that noise?". Then having turn on his freaking light every five minutes. Not to mention hearing his knobby knees knocking together while I'm trying to sleep! I like my peace and quiet while I'm sleeping. Why do you think I was camping in the exclusive area at the Salton Sea?
We'll have similar rooms in similar buildings. You'll get to pick the room you want. You're not going to use me for your protection. Bentsrider is out of the picture since he doesn't want to help on on this. So there's no reason to quote anything he has to say regarding this.
If you need some training on courage, I'll give you lesson but it's gona cost ya! If you need to get in touch with me personally, I'm at
handsomebwonderful2001 at yahoo dot I'm too sexy for this thread!!!
I won't have known you don't swing that way unless you would have said so above. You see, you send out mixed signals when you have all these dudes calling you sexy. But thanks for clearing that up.
No as I explained above, I have no interest in sleeping with you either Dave. So have you guys found a building that you two find acceptable? Are you guys going to drag this thing out or put up?
First off, Don't ever call me "Dave" My name is DAVID. Only a few select friends can get away with calling Dave, and you are not only, not a friend, you can't call me Dave. Call me by name around here sexy, or Mr. Sexy, King Sexy, Champion Sexy. Wonderful Sexy, or if that is all too hard for you to accept my greatness, just plain 'Sir' will work.
No I'am not staying in a abandon building, that just stupid, and requires zero bicycling skill, so it will prove nothing.
So if you want to race, we can, if not, lets this thread die.
I'll start call you what you want when you call me what I want. Deal? You can call me Mr. Too Sexy, or Too Sexy For This Thread, or The Best Sexiest on MR, or My Wonderful Sexiest. So you'll get respect when you give respect. And only my friends and my mother calls me User1.
You can't be more wrong about staying in an abandon asylum. It shows self discipline, an ability to block out external distractions and it's just plan cool to say you spent a night in an abandon asylum. And kicking your ass in this event will be the icing on the cake! So stop being a chicken and get over there with PAM to scope this place out. Or I'm setting this race up with PAM. You don't show up, you lost!
OK so a couple of hours ago you said "I lose". Then an hour after that you said "you would lose a bike race against me." So what's it's going to be an hour from now?
Is this race on or what? You backing out of it? When will you be ready to race me?
It's a 40 mile race. Then a night in the abandon asylum (the coolest part). Then it's a 40 mile race in the morning. You design either the first or the second of the 40 miler. You get to pick the one of the two buildings we are to stay at. I'm giving away alot, just want to get this thing going.
So what's it going to be Dave? Still going to have to wait for you and PAM to check the sleeping quarters out. How much time do you need?
before this is gone. Let say I do this by your rules.
What counts for what?
Timing on each race?
The sleeping in the building thing will be a draw.
If I did agree to this and I design the second half, it would include a stop after twenty miles, where you eat a meal. Nothing disgusting, just something that you would normally eat, a regular meal that could fill you up. Could you do that, whatever your name is?
before you answer,
Remember the Graffiti ride in 2005, when everybody was held hostage, from eating choice ELA Mexican Food, by the fact you kept crying, "if we stop and eat, I won't be able to ride anymore"?
You do remember that don't you?
Do you see why PAM wanted to set the terms for the race? You two will never agree. You will talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and there will never be a race!
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Ridazz Roulette!
Perennial Coercion and Preachy Albatross Magnanimity should hook up.
There's no hatred here. For those who don't know Sexy and Al, they are always like this. You just have to just deal with it because it's uncouth to kick them out. It's just Al and David covering up their tiny self esteem with all this huff and puff. Where did crybaby go dammit?
Hey PAM & Dave,
now
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