\_/ Corking 101 \_/
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User1 at 06.23.08 - 12:50 pm
I've seen some pretty freakin lame ass corks lately.
How bout you?
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User1 sleeps with an open container.
stillline06.23.08 - 1:00 pm
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User1 must have a really tiny penis to fit in an open container
spiraldemon06.23.08 - 1:03 pm
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I HATE YOU GUYS!!!!!
User106.23.08 - 1:04 pm
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REmember folks! When you're corking and a cop JUST arrived start limping, and say you JUST crashed and you were walking to the sidewalk... WACKA WACKA!
You spelled gais wrong.
neverclever06.23.08 - 1:31 pm
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The only cork we need is a big fat one in ALice's MOUF!
Joe Borfo06.23.08 - 1:47 pm
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did anyone notice the year printed on the cork in the first photo?
1876, the year User1 was born
spiraldemon06.23.08 - 1:48 pm
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These are some good ideas guisez!!
Let's really brain storm and come up with some clever rhythms. How bout doing a hip hop rapping knowledge thing? Kids will listen if it's hip hop related.
User106.23.08 - 1:51 pm
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Alice aka USER1
Did you attend and ride on any of the freeway rides?
sexy06.23.08 - 6:47 pm
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Please stop picking on Al, its making me sad.
And i agree, some of the corkers could use some corking lessons... and they should be handing out the little postcards to pissed off or curious drivers.
stevo406.23.08 - 6:55 pm
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Dave,
You'll have to address me as Mr. Absolute Ruler of All Men from now on.
Thank you, ARoAM
User106.23.08 - 7:00 pm
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I will never forget the first time I saw perhaps the most inspiring cork ever conducted. SEXY performing as a clown during a cork on the clown ride. It was "belly womping" funny to see the reactions of the drivers (sheer pain). when I told him how horrifyingly good his corking antics were he quipped "it's the quality of the cork that matters"
genius.
Roadblock06.23.08 - 9:21 pm
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aww...
for some reason I read it as "Corking the 101"
sezdaniel06.24.08 - 1:31 am
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