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1st Annual Roy's to RRRR Poker Run
Thread started by toweliesbong at 12.6.07 - 4:42 pm

Trail of Slime Productions Presents:

Get Your Fix on Route 66

Saturday April 19, 2007, 10am to 4pm

Amboy, CA

20 miles of fixed, single speed, BMX, or cruiser friendly riding in the beautiful low desert on Historical Route 66. 10 miles from Roy's Cafe out to the Road Runner's Retreat Restaurant and 10 miles back, 300 ft of easy climbing on the way out, 200 ft on the way back. 5 miles of extra credit. Easy ride if it's not windy, hot, or cold, or all three at the same time. In my experience April should be pretty nice out there.

This will be an honor system poker run. For those not familiar with poker runs along the way you'll stop and pick a sealed card at each of 5 stops. There will be one SPECIAL JOKER hidden in the desert that can be used in any manner by the lucky finder. Vague instructions on it's general location and what to look for will be on the spoke card. And as mentioned, there will be an extra credit of 5 miles for the first few finishers. This extra credit will entail finding a secret spot using the directions on the extra credit spoke card where there will be extra cards stashed.

Pick up a spoke card at 10am or later, ride the course, pick up your cards along the way, KEEP THEM SEALED, and turn in your cards by 4pm or so, and we will unveil everyone's cards at 4:30pm (these times may be adjusted closer to the event).

Prizes (NOT WORTH CHEATING FOR) will be handed out for Low Hand Fixed, High Hand Fixed, Low Hand Freewheeler, and High Hand Freewheeler.

This is not a race, explore the desert, that's what it's all about. But those who start early can search for the joker, and those who finish early can do the extra credit. And then maybe ride some more.

If you stay overnight in the area we'll ride on Sunday and/or climb Amboy Crater.

There's plenty of camping around Amboy Crater (primitive car camping, no tables, or bathrooms, and a very noisy train track that is in use constantly 24 hours a day), camping and hotels in 29 Palms 40 miles away, and camping at Granite Pass 26 miles away. Camp Trail of Slime will be in the Amboy lava flow 3 miles west of Amboy.

Unfortunately this event is going to require cars for most people so car pooling is encouraged.

There is practically no cell coverage in Amboy, and Roy's may or may not be open by April. They may be serving food by then but I doubt they will have their gas pumps ready. Be prepared.

Oh, yeah, espresso shots at the start while they last.


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Turnaround.



toweliesbong
12.6.07 - 4:43 pm

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mclusky rules



ectoplasm
12.6.07 - 4:44 pm

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FUCK
2008
2008
2008
2008



toweliesbong
12.6.07 - 4:45 pm

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sOUNDS FUN.



Joe Borfo
12.6.07 - 4:47 pm

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I figured for my first MR event I'd do something logistically hellish.



toweliesbong
12.6.07 - 4:54 pm

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WHAT!?!?! this is the same day as the Annual Meeting of the American Cleft Palate - Craniofacial Association !!!! I already scored tickets!

Just kidding. This sounds awesome. AND I was looking at your profile-linked website yesterday and you're apparently nuts. I want to go to this!



SKIDMARCUS
12.6.07 - 5:59 pm

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Fuck. I was looking for a clear weekend! Why didn't I see that?

We're certain to liven up some Route 66 tourist's day.



toweliesbong
12.6.07 - 6:02 pm

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Amboy is a long way from L.A.
So we get out there somewhow for a 20 mile ride?
Sounds crazy enough to work!



Creative Thing
12.6.07 - 7:29 pm

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amboy dukes - ted nugents first band.



ruinedbyidiots
12.6.07 - 8:22 pm

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Ah, Amboy.
That ill, forgotten town off the 40 that everyone else seems to skip by due to hyperspace.
This area is most likely 50-70 miles away from Victimville, and even more desolate.
One of the many towns that existed simply due to the constant claims of gold being found in the nearby mountains.
This is far enough in the near future that this might be a possibility.
As always, I have mad-fuel money available.
All that matters is that my work won't be stepping on my neck.



bentstrider
12.6.07 - 9:10 pm

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Heh, if just one person outside of my tiny gang shows up I'll consider it a success.

And bentstrider, you're probably closest to the event, hope you can make it.

Remember, there ain't much law out there, y'all gotta respect each other's gang colors! No knife fights!



toweliesbong
12.6.07 - 10:27 pm

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that's some absurd shit you've got going there. smells of the surreal. count me in.



indigis
12.9.07 - 9:23 pm

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In addition to the stuff that's already out there we're hoping to add some more stuff along 66 between the start and turnaround before the ride weekend.



toweliesbong
12.9.07 - 11:42 pm

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Tyler, trippin' on the Nuge. That was no big surprise.

You know I'll be there, bongman. I am a desert rat anywho.



Jeronimo
12.10.07 - 1:03 am

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Updates:

Fatter tires, 25mm and up are preferred, Route 66 ain't the smoothest and the extra credit has about 3/4 mile of smooth but soft off-road action.

There will be two SPECIAL JOKERS hidden in the desert that can be used in any manner by the lucky finder. Vague instructions on their general location and what to look or LISTEN for will be passed on via the time honored tradition of verbal communication at the start. There will probably be a few more jokers randomly scattered around, bring a bag or backpack because the jokers will be attached to things you need to bring back to the finish.

Prizes (NOT WORTH CHEATING FOR) will be handed out for Low Hand Fixed, High Hand Fixed, Low Hand Freewheeler, and High Hand Freewheeler. WE HAVE OUR FIRST PRIZE SPONSOR, but I'm keeping the prizes secret until event day. I'm still working on the other 3.

And then maybe ride some more, ride out and get 5 more cards even! Only one joker per person, though.



toweliesbong
01.3.08 - 3:28 pm

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bump




sexy
01.4.08 - 1:47 pm

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Bump.

Greg, this ride sounds SWEET. I've already put in requests at work for those 2 days off. You think I should get some new tires for this thing or what?

Not to mention Sunday is 4/20. OHNOEZ!



bananaphone
02.16.08 - 4:58 pm

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I have been having daydreams of Amboy (or what it will be in Mid-April) since we left Slab City.

This weekend will be amaze.
This weekend will be stun.
This weekend will be shock and inspire.



SKIDMARCUS
02.22.08 - 11:37 am

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OH FUCKING YERSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toweliesbong
02.22.08 - 11:39 am

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skidmaarcus check yur space we to converse some out of f$F@#4world matteressknjcdbnjdbnsjbvfjrn



Regular Mike
02.22.08 - 11:39 am

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PUT IT ON YER COLANDER!

Saturday April 19, 2007, 10am to 4pm







Joe Borfo
02.22.08 - 11:43 am

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Now what is he stirring up ?



Regular Mike
02.22.08 - 11:45 am

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Trouble?

oh yeah, bump.



bananaphone
02.24.08 - 7:48 pm

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Who bumpin' you iz this tread?

An Y a bananaphone, OR ENNYONE, intrest in ried in MIDDEL uv FUCKING desert? I hav cum from past TO HAWNT UR future!



Hpister de Tocqueville
02.24.08 - 8:02 pm

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I can brings tall bike?



Joe Borfo
02.24.08 - 9:34 pm

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Special Bulletin: I just found a second sponsor that will probably go with the first one. I'm still working on sponsors for prizes two, three, and four. If you have suggestions for sponsors who will put up small prizes feel free to email me and I'll contact them.

I've finished my first and biggest piece, it's 8 ft tall and 4 ft wide, hopefully it will make ridazz laugh, and get some Route 66 tourists out of their cars and make them laugh, too.

I also have two out of the 4 trophies made, I still need to collect a few more small items from the desert when I head out there for recon on 3.16.

If you're interested in coming sign up on the Google Group. And if you can't make it but would like to have a piece displayed along Route 66 for the weekend sign up, too.









toweliesbong
03.7.08 - 1:45 pm

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I did.

I'm cool...





Joe Borfo
03.7.08 - 1:53 pm

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JOIN THE GOOGLE GROUP AND THEN POST YOUR FAVORITE FORMER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE PICTURE!

I did.

I'm cool too.



SKIDMARCUS
03.7.08 - 2:18 pm

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dot org



toweliesbong
03.7.08 - 2:32 pm

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Next one that does it gets my free beer that Marino owes me!



User1
03.7.08 - 2:43 pm

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I did it!

So can you!



neverclever
03.7.08 - 3:54 pm

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y halo thar.



bananaphone
03.7.08 - 10:42 pm

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Greg,

Is there a scenic route out to your place? Can you make one for us? You think the wildflowers will still be in effect out there? I was thinking of leaving LA Friday and coming back Sunday. Anything you would recommend other than your event during those days?

I was looking to see if Barker's Ranch is close to you, but it's 192 miles away. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barker_Ranch



User1
03.17.08 - 7:48 pm

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Sunday we'll be hiking over to the crater, one of the reasons I went out there last weekend was to a scout a route over to the crater from the camp spot.

On the way out you could head through Joshua Tree, check out the sites in the natl park or in town, and try and find High Desert Test Site stuff on Friday.

Do the ride on Saturday and party Saturday night.

Then on Sunday do the crater hike. Or drive to the north up into the Mojave Natl Preserve to check out Kelso Dunes and Kelso Depot, Cima Dome, come out on to the 15 in Baker and head home. Or ride around a little on Sunday, then head home on route 66, stop and check out my Lo Desert Lodge, the ruins in Ludlow, and some of the route 66 stuff between Ludlow and Barstow.



toweliesbong
03.17.08 - 9:32 pm

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Oh, and, yes, I'm hoping there will still be some nice flowers out there:









toweliesbong
03.17.08 - 9:44 pm

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toweliesbong
03.17.08 - 9:45 pm

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Joe Borfo
03.17.08 - 9:48 pm

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Hopefully, this shift-change request happens soon.
I definitely don't want to miss this one.



bentstrider
03.18.08 - 2:56 am

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One month, one month, it's one month away.

Trophies are finished, prizes are being procured, exhibits are being built.

The theme is the Hardluck Casino, come dressed as your favorite shill, cooler, banker, dealer, mechanic, card sharp, cashier, whale, crossroader, eye in the sky, fish, flea, high roller, pigeon, shark, or a free drink!

Remember to sign up on the google group if you're interested.



toweliesbong
03.19.08 - 1:06 am

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ARE




WE



THERE YET?





Joe Borfo
03.19.08 - 2:15 am

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towlies,

I haven't been checking this thread much, but will extra points be given to tall bikes?



e-rock
03.19.08 - 5:23 pm

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3rd prize sponsor lined up, and, well, it's beer-related. BEER, not BEAR, not BEHR, not BARE.

BEER.




toweliesbong
03.19.08 - 5:26 pm

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@e-rock,

YES, there will be a prize for tall/freak/uncategorizable bikes!!!!!

We need at least one tall bike out there for the weekend.



toweliesbong
03.19.08 - 5:30 pm

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consider me the "at least one"



e-rock
03.19.08 - 5:31 pm

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e-rock,

That bike was made for the desert! It looked so happy at the Salton Sea.



User1
03.19.08 - 5:35 pm

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eyecanzWaist......



skano
03.19.08 - 7:36 pm

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Greg,

This dood mentioned Amboy Crater, http://www.theodorepayne.org/hotline.html
"The area around Amboy Crater is a hot spot, with desert lily in full bloom and carpets of desert sunflower and sand verbena that fill the air with an almost overpowering scent. There’s an incredible mix of annuals, including yellow cups, brown-eyed primrose and pygmy poppy. Looking down from the crater’s edge, you’ll see masses of Emory’s rock daisy looking back at you, following the sun. The whole area is peppered with unusually large plants of desert five-spot, with up to a dozen flowers each."

Is this guy right? Don't BS us man! Will it be dried up and dead when we get out there?




User1
03.19.08 - 9:40 pm

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If you read down a bit, you'll see there's blue dicks in Triunfo Park in the Conejo Valley too.



User1
03.19.08 - 9:43 pm

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""The area around Amboy Crater is a hot spot, with desert lily in full bloom and carpets of desert sunflower and sand verbena that fill the air with an almost overpowering scent. There’s an incredible mix of annuals, including yellow cups, brown-eyed primrose and pygmy poppy. Looking down from the crater’s edge, you’ll see masses of Emory’s rock daisy looking back at you, following the sun. The whole area is peppered with unusually large plants of desert five-spot, with up to a dozen flowers each."

Is this guy right? Don't BS us man! Will it be dried up and dead when we get out there?""

It's all going to be shriveled up like, like, like, [come up with your own simile or metaphor].

If I say there's going to still be a lush carpet of amazing flowers then they will definitely all be gone by then. The purple verbena has been out since January and seemed to be spreading so it will probably still be going strong. The daisies, I don't know. But the desert lilies are just barely starting to pop up "It blooms in April and May", so I'll bet they'll be all over the place for the poker ride. I'm crossing my fingers!





toweliesbong
03.19.08 - 11:56 pm

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Thanks for the non BS response toweliesbong. If you take any pics of the flowers in your area, please post a link.



User1
03.20.08 - 1:38 pm

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@User

agreed



e-rock
03.20.08 - 3:35 pm

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OH



SKIDMARCUS
03.24.08 - 1:37 pm

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OWE





SKIDMARCUS
03.24.08 - 1:38 pm

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EMM





SKIDMARCUS
03.24.08 - 1:38 pm

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JEE





SKIDMARCUS
03.24.08 - 1:38 pm

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I hate to be the bearer of bad news but I think the Crater is on the Marine Base propety. When I goto work tonight Im going to look at our maps and see. I can't remeber for sure but I do know the propety extends along amboy road and right by the Crater.



dolamyte
03.25.08 - 2:59 pm

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@dolamyte, no need to check.

The crater is on BLM land with a bonafide trailhead with toilets and info kiosks, etc. Our campsite is right against the lava flow about two miles west of the crater entrance.

Check out the rest of the Lo Desert Proto Sites for other stuff I've done out in the area.

For the poker ride I'm going to have various exhibits along Route 66 that will hopefully get Route 66 tourists out of their cars and checking things out along with Ridazz.



toweliesbong
03.25.08 - 5:33 pm

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So, who is going?

1. Me



Joe Borfo
03.25.08 - 7:14 pm

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@ Towel

Thanks, yea I just looked and noticed that it isn't. even if it was I would be able to get us clearance for the weekend, I just wanted to make sure

Whos going?

2. ME!!



dolamyte
03.25.08 - 7:20 pm

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GUISE SRSLY

going to be some absurdist sights and sounds along route 66, handmade trophies, a small amount of merchandise for each winner including beer, maybe a visit to Poplight if I hear back from her before the event, maybe still some flowers to roll in at camp, and maybe some random surprises.





toweliesbong
03.25.08 - 7:28 pm

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I might be able to get a couple of guys I work with to come along, just have to work out a couple of bugs before then though



dolamyte
03.25.08 - 7:48 pm

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Come on out and win a Can O' Money!!!









(This offer limited by the State of California to just the change and spare dollars that you find under the seat of your car, in your ash tray, or in the crack of your ass).



toweliesbong
03.27.08 - 8:35 pm

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I'll be most definitely be making this trip. Just not sure if it will be one or two days out in the desert and if I'm driving or not.



User1
03.27.08 - 8:56 pm

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@Towelies

Is there anything I can bring, such as potable water for washing hands, cleaning ect, I've got these G.I. 5 gallon jugs I can fill and bring. If there is something you think of please let me know.

Also I live in this area and wouldn't advise traveling by yourself, no cell coverage, dessolate and the perfect place to drop off those dead bodies clogging up your trunk or basement. Anyways it's not the place to get a flat tire on your own. If anyone is driving up through hwy 62 or into 29 Palms let me know and maybe we can get a convoy going out to the ride. Any ideas Towelies?

Also if anyone plans on staying in 29 let me know and I'll give you numbers to places far better then Motel 6 for around the same price, just minus the roachs and overall dirtiness.



dolamyte
03.27.08 - 11:04 pm

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"Is there anything I can bring, such as potable water for washing hands, cleaning ect, I've got these G.I. 5 gallon jugs I can fill and bring. If there is something you think of please let me know."

Awesome. I'm going to pick up some more collapsible 5 gal camping containers but everyone at our trip to the Salton Sea was pretty set with water, and the poker ride weekend will be shorter. The nice thing about the Salton Sea was that we had porta potties with soap, water, and paper towels. That rocked.

Let me start thinking if there's anything else I need help with but for this type of planning use the Google Group. Where's the farthest east CVS or SavOn or RiteAid in 29 Palms? We'll probably come into town Friday night for some small last minute supplies.

"Also I live in this area and wouldn't advise traveling by yourself, no cell coverage, dessolate and the perfect place to drop off those dead bodies"

Speaking of which, my friend's (who will be at the poker ride) dad found a body out there 25 years ago while we were off riding motorcycles and his dad stayed riding close to camp. One of my exhibits for the poker ride is inspired by that weekend!

But your point is well taken, I spend a lot of solo time out there riding my bike and there is not much cell coverage, at least for my Nextel.

"Anyways it's not the place to get a flat tire on your own. If anyone is driving up through hwy 62 or into 29 Palms let me know and maybe we can get a convoy going out to the ride. Any ideas Towelies?"

Just keep an eye on the Google Group as it gets closer. There was a flurry of activity for the Salton Sea trip during the week before it.

"Also if anyone plans on staying in 29 let me know and I'll give you numbers to places far better then Motel 6 for around the same price, just minus the roachs and overall dirtiness."

Cool, hey, I'm going to be out at Joshua Tree on 4/5 and 4/6 with my gf, don't know if I'll have time to break away but you never know. I'd really like to drive over to the poplight.net show to talk to Helena.



toweliesbong
03.27.08 - 11:24 pm

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Cool man, I'll try and keep it to the google group from now on. If your in town and can break away let me know. I'll be on the LACM blue balls and tbone rides, hope I get to meet you!



dolamyte
03.27.08 - 11:34 pm

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I'm considering bringing an above ground pool out to the ride because there is a really cool water company about 15 miles away from camp. After all, the theme of the ride is gambling which happens to take place in casinos and what's a casino without a pool? How does lounging around the pool after the ride sound?

Sign up on the Google Group and let me know.



toweliesbong
03.30.08 - 8:40 pm

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I'm considering farting in your above ground pool if you bring it.

I GUESS I could help you set it up, too... But I will require beer to fuel my power cell.



bananaphone
03.31.08 - 1:59 am

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ring!


PING

Pong!



Joe Borfo
03.31.08 - 4:58 am

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remember to stop



toweliesbong
04.2.08 - 6:19 pm

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Sorry to disappoint guys but I'm gonna have to back out of this trip, right now my finances are pretty tight and I need to save the money for other (bike related) things.

Have an awesome time in the desert!



e-rock
04.2.08 - 6:28 pm

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Next year! This year is going to fun, it's just getting started but next year is going to be

FUN! FUN!! FUN!!!



Oh, and there is a trophy and merchandise for FREAK BIKES. THIS YEAR!



toweliesbong
04.2.08 - 6:35 pm

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Let's get the driving arrangements worked out for this, yes?

I'm leaving Friday and coming back Sunday. Join the goggle group if you're interested in going.



User1
04.2.08 - 10:11 pm

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Holy Moly 4/20 is my birthday Im fa sure going! Sleep under the stars in the desert? Hell Yeah!



ItsMeMaadioo
04.5.08 - 1:32 am

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Fuck yeah, Maadio!



Joe Borfo
04.5.08 - 1:36 am

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FURK YEAH BORFO!



bananaphone
04.5.08 - 2:12 am

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Rolling out in a few hours for this, from Anaheim. It's going to be a beautiful day up there.



Jeronimo
04.5.08 - 5:11 am

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Hey, ya'll!!!

Carpools are being organized for this!

http://groups.google.com/group/r2rrrr-poker-ride?hl=en

Get on the Google Group, get organized NOW! Because, srsly, this is not something you want to miss. This will be right up there with the Salton Sea trip, and if you missed that, you missed out... a lot.



the reverend dak
04.10.08 - 4:06 pm

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One week 'til the rededication of the Sign of Fame and Fortune/Eternal Annonimity and the Opening Ceremonies for the poker ride.

Don't forget to bring spare change or a buck or two to put in the Cans o' Money for the winners.

Remember, trophies and prizes for:

Hi Hand Free
Lo Hand Free
Hi Hand Fixed
Lo Hand Fixed
Hi Hand Freak (two freak bikes committed, ride a freak bike for your best chance to win!!!!!!!!!)

No need to know poker, just ride and pick up cards, we'll sort the hands out Saturday afternoon!

Fame and Fortune, or Eternal Annonimity??? Make YOUR CHOICE today!!!



toweliesbong
04.11.08 - 4:29 pm

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168 hours from now YOU could be exploring the obscurity of the Lo Desert Proto Sites while blowing the minds of tourists on historical ROUTE 66.

You know what to do.

Don't miss it! 66 years from now you'll be able to brag to your great-great-grandchildren that you were on the
FIRST R2RRRR Poker Ride!



toweliesbong
04.12.08 - 11:55 am

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PAM is going to Amboy! I will bring my little ASCII bicycle and I can't wait to meet YOU YOU YOU!



PAM
04.12.08 - 1:36 pm

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I want to be authenticated soooo badly.



bananaphone
04.12.08 - 5:15 pm

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Temps should be dropping during the week, I predict a high of 84 for the ride, with it being in the low 60s at night.

I'll have my car at the MR BUS meeting #2 if you want to lighten your load for next weekend.



toweliesbong
04.13.08 - 3:55 pm

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Spot on with those temp figures, but make sure you have something other than beer to drink. I'm going to bring a ton of water, casue it's super dry out here and if you are even moderatly active it sucks the water out of you. Not good for hangovers, or heat cramps. I drink at least a gallon a day out here, and durring the summer months I'm up to at least two a day. I think I've got one or two extra camel backs if anyone is interested. I know I know towlie I'll post this in the groups....



dolamyte
04.13.08 - 4:02 pm

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When is this ride?



SKIDMARCUS
04.14.08 - 12:33 pm

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The Open House is on Saturday between 10am and whenever:



DO NOT MISS THIS INCREDIBLE MULTI-MARKETING LEVEL SHARE TIME OPPORTUNITY!!!!



GET IN ON THE GROUND FLOOR!!! THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO GET BE AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID!!!





toweliesbong
04.14.08 - 12:48 pm

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OOPS, WRONG THREAD!!!!!!

THAT'S MY OTHER RIDE IN OCTOBER?????? JUST IMAGINE THE LARGEST 13 SQ FOOT HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT BEHIND THAT OPEN HOUSE SIGN.

GO GO GOG GOGOGOGOG GO GOG GOOOOOOO GOG GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GOGO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO O GO GOG GOGOGOGOG GO GOG GOOOOOOO GOG GO O GO GOG GOGOGOGOG GO GOG GOOOOOOO GOG GO O GO GOG GOGOGOGOG GO GOG
G GO GO GOG GOGO GOGOG GOGOGO GOGOGOG GOGOGOGO GOGOGOGOG GOGOGOGOGO GOGOGOGOGOG GOGOGOGOGOGO!!!!!



toweliesbong
04.14.08 - 12:51 pm

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LOOK, IT'S RIGHT TO THE RIGHT OF YOUR RIGHT FINGERS NOW!!!!!! IN GREEN!!!!!

I need to go to work so I won't be late for the bus tonight.



toweliesbong
04.14.08 - 12:54 pm

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I just talked to my pit boss and we should have shade, tables, and bulk water (please bring your own cold drinking water as this bulk water will be drinkable but in those 5 gallon collapsible water containers and at air temp).




toweliesbong
04.14.08 - 2:09 pm

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For the cause!



User1
04.14.08 - 2:18 pm

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Wow!!! That was awesome. I think I'm going to go back to the past, and do it again!



the reverend dak
04.14.08 - 3:02 pm

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Did I mention fireworks?

Did I mention a small weather balloon, leds, and a tank of helium?




toweliesbong
04.15.08 - 1:34 am

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oh shit!!! Just a few more dayzz................



dolamyte
04.15.08 - 1:51 am

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Ima be playing with fireworks while having a squeaky voice? Oh fack yes!!



bananaphone
04.15.08 - 10:54 am

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Squeaky voices + megaphones FTW!!!



toweliesbong
04.15.08 - 11:27 am

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did someone say nitrous?



User1
04.15.08 - 11:33 am

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^^^ Haha, that'll be a blast, expecially if your riding! Oh wait though, doesn't nitrious make your voice super deep? Oh shit.....sounds like we could form a band!! squeaky + ultra Deep + mega phones + fire works!!!!! Please someone bring a video camera for this!



dolamyte
04.15.08 - 2:15 pm

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secret megaphone meeting during megaphone brunch



spiraldemon
04.15.08 - 2:17 pm

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shit i need another megaphone!!! how else can i secretly have a megaphone brunch meeting?!!? crack.

hecky, i don't even know where i'm sleepin'.... yoaah!



neverclever
04.15.08 - 3:19 pm

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In your car!! I'm either crashing on the bed of my buddies truck, or on the ground! I'm gonna see about hooking up some cots for this, anyone interested in under the stars but on a cot? I need numbers to see if it's something I can work out.



dolamyte
04.15.08 - 3:22 pm

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I've got six chaise lounges from the pool of some blown up casino. Scott dropped them off last night, and I'm pretty sure they'll fit in the Uhaul.



toweliesbong
04.15.08 - 3:58 pm

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Singing sand dunes.............





User1
04.15.08 - 10:12 pm

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Ok, that's a trip.

Saturday midnight century to the singing sand dunes!!!



toweliesbong
04.15.08 - 10:17 pm

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Just as a heads up and I'm not sure how it will be this weekend, but this is wind season here is the high desert. From about 7:30-11:00 am and 3:30-10:30 pm are windy. it seems to be about 15-30 knots sustained gusting 40-50 knots. The morning isn't as bad as the evening but both are tollerable. Consider bringing sunglasses and bandana's just in case some sand gets kicked up. Other wise the weather is great all beit a bit warm and gueass what??? Only three more dayzz!!!



dolamyte
04.15.08 - 10:36 pm

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For some reason the valley that Amboy is in is much less windy than the Joshua Tree area but I am doing my No-Wind dance as we speak.



toweliesbong
04.15.08 - 11:01 pm

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If it's comperable to Yucca Valley then it's getting what I get. Yucca in about 15 miles south of me so I get sloppy second from them with wind, rain and anything else. It shouldn't be too bad though.



dolamyte
04.16.08 - 1:10 am

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Hey,you guys should stop by pioneer town on the way back

Rockin' For Joshua Tree
A ROCK N' ROLL BENEFIT CONCERT IN SUPPORT OF EFFORTS TO STOP THE EAGLE MOUNTAIN DUMP
EARTH DAY WEEKEND
FRIDAY April 18 & SATURDAY APRIL 19, 2008
4:00 – 10:00 PM
PAPPY & HARRIET’S
PIONEERTOWN, CA

some good local bands,and all the proceeds go the Eagle Mountain Dump fight(As proposed it would be the largest mega dump in the world surrounded on three sides by the national park)

If you see Larry or Donna Sharpied(the farmers who are single handedly fighting this monster)tell them Art sent you!


25 dolla at the door



Little Evil Eddy
04.16.08 - 9:39 am

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oh yeah,are there a a shit load of flowers out here(so bring some claritin)



Little Evil Eddy
04.16.08 - 9:42 am

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The pollen will fear my megaphone too much to fuck with me :)



bananaphone
04.16.08 - 10:28 am

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Megaphone?



Little Evil Eddy
04.16.08 - 10:30 am

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Did I tell you about the cute little family of foxes that were stalking me the last time I spent the night out there?



toweliesbong
04.16.08 - 11:38 am

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lol are you sure they weren't cyotes that had just finished eating a group of people five miles down the raod and all the blood made them red like foxes but in reality you have no clue at how lucky you were to come back alive?????



dolamyte
04.16.08 - 4:31 pm

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WILD DINGOS ZOMG!!!



bananaphone
04.17.08 - 7:19 am

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So, should one of us bring like, a Saint Bernard or something?
Or, will donut-throwing keep them at bay?



bentstrider
04.17.08 - 8:09 am

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is there a mapquest link to the ride and campground?



indigis
04.17.08 - 8:52 am

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w00t!!!



spiraldemon
04.17.08 - 8:59 am

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"is there a mapquest link to the ride and campground?"

I'm a luddite:

Crude map full

< href="http://r2rrrr-poker-ride.googlegroups.com/web/map_detail.jpg?gda=QZyucT8AAABEoxH4Tewy3SM9mVM3hGHG0ZpPyTEzv-3Kx9PiGKhDEGG1qiJ7UbTIup-M2XPURDRcBdR24w9_iBAtkXWUTrK5">Crude map detail

The start of the ride is at the intersection of Amboy Rd and Natl Trails Hwy (US Hwy 66), and camp is 2.6 miles to the west on Route 66. I recommend taking I15 to I40 to Ludlow and then following the Route 66 signs.





toweliesbong
04.17.08 - 9:23 am

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Crude map detail

Don't bring firewood!!! I just had a dumptruck load dumped in my driveway.




toweliesbong
04.17.08 - 9:45 am

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So wait... does that mean your uhaul is larger than a dumptruck?



bananaphone
04.17.08 - 12:04 pm

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Joe Borfo
04.17.08 - 12:20 pm

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dot com



spiraldemon
04.17.08 - 12:25 pm

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SLASH all i know is dak better get well before this weekend!!!



neverclever
04.17.08 - 12:27 pm

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..is why I have been taking the last week off from strenuous activities!... SO I CAN BE WELL FOR THIS...

BUMP!!! (a bump in one thread, is a SINK on all the rest.)



the reverend dak
04.17.08 - 12:32 pm

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i'll go so long as someone forces me to leave saturday by 5pm. girlfriend has threatened castration if i'm not back in la by 8pm. damned jew holidays always interfering in my good times.



indigis
04.17.08 - 2:47 pm

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Big Beard Mike is out in my car. So there's room for one non-irritating person. Must have gas money, willing to leave Friday when we damn well feel like it, and come back Sunday when we damn well feel like it. Being smaller and lighter is a plus since there's already two fat fucks in the tiny car already. Can carry your bike too.

HURRY!!!!!!!!!!



User1
04.17.08 - 3:00 pm

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loser1 and big bike dan are sharing the same bed again.
what are you guise, pokin' butt?



spiraldemon
04.17.08 - 3:03 pm

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so far... saturday...
10am Sunny 74°F Feels 74°F 0% 22°F 14% From SW 10 mph
11am Sunny 78°F Feels 74°F 0% 21°F 12% From SW 11 mph
12pm Sunny 80°F Feels 75°F 0% 20°F 11% From SW 13 mph
1pm Sunny 81°F Feels 76°F 0% 20°F 10% From SW 15 mph
2pm Sunny 82°F Feels 77°F 0% 20°F 10% From SW 17 mph




neverclever
04.17.08 - 3:25 pm

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yay!
Imma fly a kite!



spiraldemon
04.17.08 - 3:37 pm

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"i'll go so long as someone forces me to leave saturday by 5pm."

I'll make sure you're on your way unless you're having
TOO MUCH F.U.N.



toweliesbong
04.17.08 - 3:40 pm

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"Imma fly a kite!"

oh, yeah, we didn't have any kites at the Salton Sea did we?



toweliesbong
04.17.08 - 3:41 pm

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Imma fly the same kite I had at the Salton Sea!



spiraldemon
04.17.08 - 3:56 pm

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Smokes I count go ,,But I'm SURE you all we'll be having a hell of a good time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



skano
04.17.08 - 3:58 pm

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Here We Fucking Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Probably my last communication, the Uhaul is full of firewood, bikes, and absurd stuff!!!

Don't miss out!!!

Amboy, California!!!

Be prepared!

Safety third!



toweliesbong
04.17.08 - 11:00 pm

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Fluffa's mom in the trunk - check
Full tank of gas - check
Bike - check
Full bottle of JD......... shit!

brb



User1
04.17.08 - 11:04 pm

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Whoever reads this, thats coming tomorrow, bring some Coleman's White Gas (lantern fuel) and I PROMISE to reimburse.

Big 5 was closed... DOH!



bananaphone
04.17.08 - 11:19 pm

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Is there still room for one more person, bike, and stuff?




meandmybluebike
04.17.08 - 11:35 pm

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I was waiting till i knew for sure that I had my shift covered for Saturday, it is official! I AM GOING! are you sure I don't need to know how to play poker!? YIPPEEEEE ANOTHER FUN WEEKEND!!!



mixtemotions
04.17.08 - 11:43 pm

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Someone take Annie!



Joe Borfo
04.18.08 - 12:12 am

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I wanna go tooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



skano
04.18.08 - 12:19 am

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I just remembered Annie, I have room for you in my car but not your bike, since my rack can hold 3 bikes. Do you think you can have someone else bring it? I'll try and call ya tomorrow on my break or after work.



mixtemotions
04.18.08 - 12:54 am

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I got a monsta Truck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Holla!!!



skano
04.18.08 - 12:56 am

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@Bananaphone

Let me know if you still need that fuel tomorrow, I'll check and see if we have some at our local stores. bad part is that they may not because this is busy season for camping with all the plowers and what not going right now. But let me know and I'll check before I head off!



dolamyte
04.18.08 - 1:45 am

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Woooooooooooo
Hooooooooooooooooooo

Team Marino in the desert!!!!

If you need a ride Annie, you can ride with Team Alessio!

We're leaving around 12 noon. Call me if your interested.

I have the white gas needed above. I'll bring it. Don't worry about reimbursing me, just kick me down a beer or something.

I'm going to bring some potatoes and foil to make potatoes like the gypsies taught me in Europe!

Now go to bed all you hipsters you!






User1
04.18.08 - 2:15 am

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Is this hinting at what team alessio will be entertaining us with this weekend??????? Open cooler if you do!!!



dolamyte
04.18.08 - 2:52 am

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Every night the men would come around, and lay their money down.....cause they had a fluffa!!!






User1
04.18.08 - 9:20 am

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anybody got room for a Saturday morning leave time, for Sexy?



sexy
04.18.08 - 12:16 pm

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I'm full of peeps, but 'should' have room for stuff. We're leaving late this afternoon.

Uh, what do we do when we get to Amboy? Tonight? Who do I call? Where do I park? Am I going to get lost out there at night?



the reverend dak
04.18.08 - 1:05 pm

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Yes, yes, yes, maybe, and yes



User1
04.18.08 - 1:07 pm

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See you all out there in the desert tomorrow.

Keep an eye out for Blackjack!





Joe Borfo
04.18.08 - 1:39 pm

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My ass has got an appointment tommorrow for a produce-hauling job, looks like I'm not hitching a ride.
It's a smaller, trucking outfit, so it's a plus, being that I want to get back to what I was doing.
Keep the wind outta yer ears, and the sand outta yer face buccarroos!!!



bentstrider
04.18.08 - 3:32 pm

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Ok, now that Bentstrider can not make it. i have an extra spot in the car. Sexy or Annie, are you still interested? Don't fight too hard. I'm also leaveing really early. like 6:30.. eyah...



Joe Borfo
04.18.08 - 3:40 pm

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OK, Sexy's not coming in my ca... Annie? We leave Sat morning and Come back Sunday late morning/ early afternoon.



Joe Borfo
04.18.08 - 3:54 pm

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i just read up the thread and realized Annie is taken care of..


Anyone else want to go to the desert?

it's a barren wasteland of nothing but dirt, rocks, sand, snakes, and cactus. Tempted?



Joe Borfo
04.18.08 - 4:00 pm

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"My people are the people of the dessert!" said T.E. Lawrence picking up his fork.



Joe Borfo
04.18.08 - 4:15 pm

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Yay I'm going too...



alicestrong
04.18.08 - 10:04 pm

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Borfo, what is that from? I remember that line from when I was just a little PC. It was painted on the side of a building or something?



PC
04.18.08 - 10:39 pm

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It was in Old Town Pasadena on Fair Oaks and Green street. It partially fell down during the earthquake in '88.



Joe Borfo
04.18.08 - 10:42 pm

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Yes, that's where I used to see it. We used to go up there all the time when I was a little PC because our family car was an old '63 Land Rover that broke down all the time, and the only place in Southern California that worked on them was in Pasadena. It's all coming back. Thanks for making me sappily nostalgic for my childhood, fucko. Aren't there any photos of the building online? Google isn't finding anything.



PC
04.18.08 - 10:52 pm

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PC = Pelasgic Cardophagus



Joe Borfo
04.18.08 - 11:26 pm

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Well, since I feel guilty that I left anyone hanging, stay tuned for a near-future, ghost-town ride.
Kind of like what Roadblock and that other guy did up in Death Valley.
Except this time, I want to pick and poke around the dead-towns.

So just stay tuned folks.



bentstrider
04.20.08 - 1:07 pm

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Thanks to Towliesbong for this excellent trip. For those who missed it, you don't realize just how much fun it was. Maria and I had a blast, and we look forward to doing this again next year.

Pictures to come.




Joe Borfo
04.20.08 - 8:33 pm

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GREAT TIME IN THE DESERT!!! I think I gained some serious experience points out there. Thanks to towlies for hosting this thing! the art, the route, the f.u.n. and the road signs were awesome!! I'm super sad I didn't win one of those awesome trophies! ha! also thanks to scott for the pit bossing and fireworks show!!! i'm glad we didn't kill towliesbong with that giant bottle rocket because next year would be in jeopardy, ha! but yeah... I can't wait til a billion of us invade next year!

THE FUTURE IS SOO GOOD!



neverclever
04.20.08 - 9:33 pm

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Next year=Semi-tractor support.



bentstrider
04.20.08 - 9:36 pm

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PICT-ZORZ!





Joe Borfo
04.20.08 - 9:40 pm

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F.U.N.D.E.R.S.T.O.R.M.P.W.N.E.D.

great photos borfo!!!!!!!!



neverclever
04.20.08 - 10:16 pm

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Well, that's the Mojave desert for you, in all its natural wonder and glory.
Not the cookie-cutter village I currently call home, not by any means.



bentstrider
04.20.08 - 10:51 pm

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That was a fucking blast!!!



What a fun ass bunch of great people. Next year don't miss the Salton Sea in February or the 2nd Annual R2RRRR Poker Ride moved up to a new timeslot in March!!!

I'd like to thank (in approximate order of appearance):

Scott
bananaphone
spiraldemon
dolamyte
ross
dak
neverclever
napastak
tony
jarett
wyatt
User1
BIG BIKE DAN!!!
mook
kel
b-rad
SKIDMARCUS
mixtemotions
vspangle
yodelicious
e-rock
brassknuckle
heather
borfo
mrs borfo
alice strong
jeronimo
slackar

I wish it hadn't been so fucking windy, I wish that bananaphone's bike hadn't fallen off my roof rack not 5 minutes before we arrived, but I'm happy that overall everything went really well this weekend.





toweliesbong
04.20.08 - 11:11 pm

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I just wanted to Thank Towlie and Scott for everything they did. An amazing ride!!! You guys put in so much work and the memories and stories will last forever, whether we like it or not. I'm glad Towlie didn't get blown up and no one was blown away. Also thanks for bringing the telescope, I had never seen the rings of staurn or the moons of jupiter before, too bad our moon was soo damn bright. But you guys put on an amazing event and I'm so glad I was allowed to take part in it! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!

Also I'm really glad I got to meet so many people and put faces with the names, see you guys on future ridezz! The only thing that sucks is out of the bajillion dollars I've invested into all my camera stuffs, I forgot to bring it.

Ride On!

P.S. FUNDERSTORM is fucking awesome!



dolamyte
04.21.08 - 1:07 am

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Major props to Towelie for putting on this ride, it was AMAZING. The installations along the route, the great base camp spot, lots of work involved and he really definitely put forth a massive effort. It was SO WORTH IT.

When my bike came off the rack and ate pavement, I thought my weekend was over. Somehow by the time User1, mook, and brassknuckle were done with it, it was rideable enough to go the route and the extra credit. I can't thank you guys enough for helping me!

Scott was an awesome pit boss/pyrotechnician, put on a great fireworks show. FUNDERSTORM you guys rocked!

Here's my checklist for some other random happenings over the weekend:

Planets seen via high powered magnification: 2 (moons: 5)
Train warnings given via megaphone: many
Number of times I burned myself/others while playing fire devilsticks: none!
Number of times I burned myself/others while tending the fire: 2
Number of times I almost killed Greg with a bottlerocket: 1
Beers consumed: many
Water consumed: MANY

Thanks for a memorable weekend everyone!





bananaphone
04.21.08 - 1:42 am

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TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



dolamyte
04.21.08 - 7:20 am

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thanks to towelie's dong, scott, and everyone who came out for a unique ride in the future!
all of your hard work and experience paid off in another successful trip to the middle of nowhere. I felt like a kid again: smashing pennies on the railroad tracks, shooting my pellet gun, flying kites, burning suff, and of course riding on the poker run. I'm already looking forward to the next desert road trip.
don't look now, but there's a TRAIN!!!



spiraldemon
04.21.08 - 8:57 am

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here's my picture set... via camera phoneXor....

http://www.flickr.com/photos/coxonryder/sets/72157604653850935/



neverclever
04.21.08 - 9:42 am

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I particularly thought that the exhibit dedicated to "bodies-dumped-in-desert" was pretty, cool-looking.
So, many hundreds of square miles to dump things and people that, for the sad part, won't be missed.



bentstrider
04.21.08 - 10:03 am

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rad rad rad!!!

Awesome ride, awesome prizes, awesome music!!



e-rock
04.21.08 - 10:08 am

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Towliesbong and Scott, you guys put so much work into this weekend and it really showed. The installations were amazing. The poker run was a blast. Fireworks, Uhaul disco party, 44mph gusts of wind. I want to go camping every weekend. I really can't thank you enough for such a superb weekend. Everyone should definitely go next year. Trust me it will be worth it.

TRAIN!!!!



brassknuckle
04.21.08 - 10:58 am

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It will take me a day or two to get to my photos but I'll start with my very last one of the weekend. That's everyone except for Tony and his two kids, Jarrett and Wyatt, who had already left for the Black Mountain Ranch in the hi desert, a location where we may hold a future Trail of Slime event.

I hope there are some good photos of the crater since I didn't take my camera on Sunday.

Damn, I'm still blowing mud clods out of my nose.



toweliesbong
04.21.08 - 11:04 am

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@brassknuckle

-Well, looks like the rest of y'all at least got a taste of that shit-wind I have to put up with like, 65% of the time.
Next time, for sure though.



bentstrider
04.21.08 - 11:06 am

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"looks like the rest of y'all at least got a taste of that shit-wind I have to put up with like, 65% of the time."

That is for sure. I've been out there 8-10 times over the last two years and it was never windy like Hesperia. UNTIL THIS WEEKEND. Damn.



toweliesbong
04.21.08 - 11:13 am

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Oh yesssss, I remember that drop in wind speed between 3 and 4am Sunday morning well. It was the only time I wasn't fighting to keep my sleeping bag on me. Next time I'm bring my tent!

Great time everyone! Greg and Scott did a marvelous job putting this together. Everything was well planned out and executed. Loved the poker run and couldn't have asked for a better day. The nights having a rip roaring fire was awesome. As was having Funderstrom playing. Was a blast exploring abandon buildings and dreams. The desert is such a surreal magical place. Everyday there was fun time being out there with me riding buddies! It was great meeting the new peeps too. I look forward to more fun times to come.

One more thing. On the way back BBD and I stopped by a CalEarth
a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=10177+Baldy+Lane,+Hesperia+CA+92345&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=32.80241,59.765625&ie=UTF8&ll=34.435427,-117.357006&spn=0.001042,0.001824&t=h&z=19">Google map of CalEarth


User1
04.21.08 - 11:45 am

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Big Bike Dan told me Big Gay Al likes being on the bottom.
are you officially dating now? or are you just pokin' butt?



spiraldemon
04.21.08 - 11:48 am

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Let's try this again...........

One more thing. On the way back BBD and I stopped by CalEarth. We stopped by around 6pm. The place is fenced off but the gate was open, so we walked in. We were going to play it friendly, curious and naive if we saw anyone. As we were walking around, we spotted a small SUV with the back open. I whistled to try to get someone's attention, no one responded. So we continued walking around. We were able to walk into just about every building there. The place is incredible. BBD got pics and video, hopefully it will be posted. We left everything as we found it. I think there is someone that lives on the grounds, they just never saw us or we saw them. At some point the peeps in the SUV left as it was gone later.

a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=10177+Baldy+Lane,+Hesperia+CA+92345&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=32.80241,59.765625&ie=UTF8&ll=34.435427,-117.357006&spn=0.001042,0.001824&t=h&z=19">Google map of CalEarth


User1
04.21.08 - 11:49 am

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Fluffa we doubled teamed yo ass and yo still ain't happy????? Damn you have an appetite. You got a bottomless anus!!!!



User1
04.21.08 - 11:51 am

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@user1

-Someone has to be living on the premises.
Nader Khalili passed away not too long ago.
He definitely left behind a legacy of sustainable ideas, that's for sure.

khalili



bentstrider
04.21.08 - 11:56 am

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Wow I didn't know he passed away. I wonder if someone is continuing his work? His houses are unique, and really admired his techniques at making something out of practically nothing. It was a real treat to have walked threw his works last night.



User1
04.21.08 - 12:36 pm

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TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



dolamyte
04.21.08 - 12:57 pm

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did any of you guys go to rock'n for joshua tree while you were out here?



Little Evil Eddy
04.21.08 - 1:15 pm

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"here's my picture set... via camera phoneXor....

http://www.flickr.com/photos/coxonryder/sets/72157604653850935/"

Those crater pics are rad.



toweliesbong
04.21.08 - 6:09 pm

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NOW THAT THE FUTURE IS PAST

Thank you, thank you, thank you! Greg and Scott and all of my new personfriends who made this trip so much fun!

User "bananaphone," you are authenticated. You have access to PAM!

I am so glad that my little ASCII tent did not blow away! I stayed the whole weekend!

User "jeronimo," does your friend user "Kenny" post here? I would like to authenticate him!

Why wasn't there an ASCII bicycle category? I got high hand!

Ha, ha, ha! I'm not laughing because anything is funny, I am laughing because I am happy! Ha, ha, ha!

bananaphone@pam:~$



PAM
04.21.08 - 6:37 pm

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Fantastic !

We definately havta do this again next year...



alicestrong
04.21.08 - 7:16 pm

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@Evil,

No one talked about going there and I doubt anyone did. We were too busy making our own fun.

What do you think? yay / nay

Mission Accomplished?



User1
04.21.08 - 8:11 pm

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It was so FUNTASTIC that I didn't even think to goto J-Tree.

Mission Accomplished!!



dolamyte
04.21.08 - 8:13 pm

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I didnt even know there was anything going on in J-tree...

So, Mission Accomplished!

@PAM, I will be sure to adhere to best security standards and practices, to protect my newly acquired authentication status.



bananaphone
04.21.08 - 9:09 pm

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Yeah,I mentioned it briefly (just scroll up past all the klucks klucks)and It was in pioneer town(it's why I couldn't go,setting up bands and crap)
and the turn out was lame,but there should be another one in october,better bands and more shirts(ehh...)
there should also be a coyote music fest(in jt) and a bunch of other shit then too.



Little Evil Eddy
04.21.08 - 10:50 pm

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@Evil

I'm in 29 so please keep us posted about stuff in J-Tree, I'll do my best to show up!



dolamyte
04.21.08 - 10:59 pm

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aye, lookie!
here comes a TRAIN!!!!
amboy




spiraldemon
04.21.08 - 10:59 pm

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will do,and I hope you all sign the guest book at roys, there waiting for enough traffic to re open the diner/hotel...



Little Evil Eddy
04.21.08 - 11:04 pm

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That's one thing I didn't get a chance to do. I'm going to start talking to them to see how ready they'll be for next year. When I stopped in at Roy's back in March I asked when the cafe would be open and the guy said "two or three years".



toweliesbong
04.21.08 - 11:15 pm

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Yeah,he's like the 5th owner of amboy, he own everything but the school,which is currently being used for military maneuvers,he's trying to renovate the whole town but it will fail,expect to see it on ebay again before this time next year.



Little Evil Eddy
04.21.08 - 11:33 pm

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Ok, I opened with my last picture, so I'll close with my first. I wish I had taken more than 2 pictures last weekend!

The Opening Pep Rally. bananaphone already feeling the F.U.N. from the future even though his bike had just gotten thrashed in the very recent past.

Oh, wait, I just found more pics. y.a.y. a few more to come later.





toweliesbong
04.22.08 - 12:31 am

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I forgot to give you all a map to the Lo Desert Lodge, it's only a mile off 66 near that big ass dip in the road.



toweliesbong
04.22.08 - 12:33 am

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I saw the light, and it's name was F.U.N.



bananaphone
04.22.08 - 2:32 am

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I didn't take any pictures but this is a drawing I did of Friday night.
If there is ever a recorded history of this scene, or this time and place and people and culture we are involved in, I hope this last weekend gets its own chapter. The efforts put into this ride are unparalled by any other ride I've ever been on. I really tripped out on the way home just thinking about all that went into this: the overall idea, the planning, the creativity, and the sweat that went to this event. Definitely it was fun, but more than anything its an inspiration for all to put more into the events that we fill our calendars with. I am inspired for sure. So glad I scalped the tickets to the Annual Meeting of the American Cleft Palate - Craniofacial Association... Anyhoo,

Towliesbong / Scott
2008


Thank you,



SKIDMARCUS
04.22.08 - 7:23 pm

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"Next year=Semi-tractor support.

bentstrider
04.21.08 - 12:36 am"

You know what? I think we may just need that support next year. Along with the Midnight Ridazz Bus!!!



toweliesbong
04.22.08 - 7:35 pm

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"So glad I scalped the tickets to the Annual Meeting of the American Cleft Palate - Craniofacial Association."

That's right, I hope you didn't miss anything F.U.N. there!!!

I just have two regrets for the weekend, that I didn't take enough pictures, and that I didn't have a chance to hang out under the bridges or at the RRRR with everyone. Next year we'll get a volunteer to take care of the start/finish so I can roll out with a group.



toweliesbong
04.22.08 - 7:40 pm

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Yea that part was a huge bummer, Iwould have riden the ride a second time with you if my legs hadnt been so burnt. I should have done it anyways. But thanks again Towlie for everything, it was monumental, and thanks to Scott for his sacrfices in the name of our enjoyment. As the ydish would say, what a mench you are!



dolamyte
04.23.08 - 12:04 am

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I can't say enough good things about this weekend...

Thanks again everbody...



alicestrong
04.23.08 - 7:08 am

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Ok, ok, ok, it's been a month but I finally found time to do the rest of my photos including some never before seen behind the scenes shenanigans.





toweliesbong
05.19.08 - 12:43 am

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Worth the wait. Nice shots man!



bananaphone
05.19.08 - 1:16 am

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Interesting story on some desert landmarks in the local weekly.

Moon Over Mojave



User1
08.3.08 - 5:53 pm

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Not to step on anybodys foot, but has the desert gotten more attention here on MR since I've been here??

Just wondering.



bentstrider
08.3.08 - 7:10 pm

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I pay attention to it every day....



Little Evil Eddy
08.3.08 - 10:49 pm

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Los Angeles is a desert



spiraldemon
08.4.08 - 6:43 am

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Not to get all nerdy about it, but pre-settlement, most of LA was chaparral or coastal grassland, with patches of woodland here and there.

Since most of the area gets less than 50cm of precipitation per year, I guess you could call it a desert under some really broad classification, but if you were here 200 years ago, you wouldn't be looking at the landscape and thinking "that's a desert." Even before it started sucking up massive amounts of water from around the West, LA never looked like Amboy.



nathansnider
08.4.08 - 7:41 am

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