*BEARD PRESSURE*
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SKIDMARCUS at 01.4.08 - 3:30 pm
BEARD PRESSURE
THE BR*SSKN*CKLES EDITION
SATURDAY...JAN 12...3PM...
NOW WITH 100% LESS MUSTACHES!
Starts at the Santa Monica Pier Cannon at the corner of Colorado and Ocean in Santa Monica.
Chill daytime ride around the Westside! 0-10 miles in the West, then 15 miles to the East to the Ridgeway Party, then 40's til dawn!!!
This rides commemorates the one who is known as "Brassknuckles" aka "DanB" aka "F*CK D*N" !!! Come and get it bitches!!!! Free haircuts to be given 3+ times during ride courtesy of Sharecuts Crew!!!
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haha!
Dan and his
beard
Happy Birthday MoFo!!
spiraldemon01.4.08 - 3:45 pm
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Hey Marcus! This sounds a lot like a "Pier Pressure"
That ride is lame, so I hope it's not!
Fuck Dan.
Leetard01.4.08 - 4:09 pm
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is Dan shaving his beard for this, or are we all going to grow one??
speedybrian200001.4.08 - 4:20 pm
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"F*ck D*n"
Yeah, fuck Don. Stupid roadblock, always tellin me what to do.
City Hobgoblin01.4.08 - 4:20 pm
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it's not your fault David, it's alright man, it's not your fault Ch, I love you man. It's not your fault.
sexy01.4.08 - 4:21 pm
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Whats funny is I haven't talked to Dan about this one! lawl.
Yes this is Pier-Pierd-Bierd-Beard Pressure...F*CKING L*VE IT!!!
SKIDMARCUS01.4.08 - 4:34 pm
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soooo this is the same dayintonight as Kalie and Randy's ride/party?
do we really need tto make choices like these? can we possibly combine or manuver around or something? I'd hate for peeps to have to choose one or the other.....
ahhhhh I don't mind having to choose between rides... I do mind having to choose between people... I'm a freakin LIBRA for gawdsake... make this easier for me please! heeeeeeeeeeelp!!!!!!!
redridinghood01.4.08 - 5:12 pm
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This ride is bound to leave you with beer goggles and beard goggles.
Eric Hair01.4.08 - 5:12 pm
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Their ride meets at 8p, so we could f*ck Dan for like 5 hours!!!
should it start at 12p or 1p??? I did want to take this ride to The 20/23 Ride; I thought 5 hours to get to East Hollywood was enough!! I have no problem changing the start if yall want to. Really...
SKIDMARCUS01.4.08 - 5:20 pm
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Don't forget the Dan Stiches.
Leetard01.4.08 - 6:52 pm
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Don Beerlant has always been a good to me, so I'm going to try to make it, but I had already planned to re-grout my bathtub that weekend...and to be honest, Don's never really been that fun...so we'll see.
Richard_Colossus01.4.08 - 7:07 pm
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Yes take it to 20/23!!!
We can then really party all day and night!!
feelingrandy01.4.08 - 7:07 pm
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sounds good Marcussssssssss........... I always wanna do everything sometimes.......... like go to all the birthday parties........ and...... something about lots of birthday cake....... I like birthday cake............. is there gonna be birthday cake????????? lets make sure there's lots of birthday cake...........................
redridinghood01.4.08 - 10:49 pm
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Forgive my ignorance, but what is this Ridgeway of which you speak? Someone share so I too may celebrate the birthday of assknuckle.
pavetheplanet01.5.08 - 1:14 am
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email Nicole from the link above and she'll tell you how to get there
Joe Borfo01.5.08 - 1:49 am
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Can we go bar hopping down Santa Monica to 20/23 so that way I am guaranteed to be wasted for my bday ride.
Please???
I'll be dressed like a cop the whole day!!
feelingrandy01.5.08 - 11:58 am
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another reason to appreciate Dan B
tonight at the "For the Bible Tells Me So" screening, myself and another core rider spotted Brassknuckles in the beginning of the Film, at a Gay Rights/Pride parade/march. He look like usual Dan with a white t-shirt, sunglasses, beard and the not so everyday rainbow sash across his chest
sexy01.8.08 - 4:06 am
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To start this Tour De Birthdays off right, I searched the internet far and wide for a drink that really spoke to the beauty of Brass Uncles. So I'll be at the cannon with a gallon of Hairy Buffalo in tow. Like spoke cards it's first como, first ghetto; until I got no more...
Eric Hair01.8.08 - 11:14 am
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Don't shave him, bro.
kyber01.8.08 - 12:15 pm
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@ Kyber, if Dan gets shaved you should add his beard trimmings to your own....like Frankenstein's Beard
Eric Hair01.8.08 - 12:27 pm
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All of Tren Way has facial hair. Even the women.
Joe Borfo01.8.08 - 12:36 pm
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he shaves down there b/c he likes butt sechs.
at least that's what the midgets have told me
spiraldemon01.8.08 - 5:08 pm
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jeff, why do you know so much about dan's ass midgets?
yo delicious01.8.08 - 7:14 pm
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Soooo who's ridin' from the eastside to santa monica?! I propose a 'eastsidazz to the westsidazz party ride to the east side' ride.
also known as the 'E2WPR2E(ride)'...
I was thinking we could shoot to meet at 12:30, leave by 12:45 at the vuuury latest? i would do 1:30 but with most people's punctuality i figured that'd risk making us un-fashionably late. anyway steph and nelson and i will be doing it regardless...
Lance K01.8.08 - 7:29 pm
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I'm ridin from Ktow. Usually meet at Wilshire/Western where LACM meets.
SKIDMARXIST
is the time solid? no more adjustment?
Eric Hair01.9.08 - 3:27 pm
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OH YEAH the time is solid, like my socialist values.
3PM SATURDAY.
We will play it by ear, but expect the ride to head East to parties. There will be awesome late night rides back west.
The spoke cards are underway by Yours Truly. Prepare for war.
SKIDMARCUS01.10.08 - 10:33 am
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i had some people asking me how the ride is gonna go. specifically they wanted to know if they drive to santa monica, are we heading east the whole day, or are we fucking around on the westside for a while, taking people back to the cannon, and then heading east. i think people are curious about leaving their cars in santa monica and heading all the way to echo park to have to find their way back to santa monica in the middle of the night. i just want to give them a heads up.
brassknuckle01.10.08 - 10:46 am
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don't worry about it.
you can always crash on Beard-lant's bed
spiraldemon01.10.08 - 10:54 am
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pineapple express gets the couch. the rest can have the bed.
brassknuckle01.10.08 - 10:56 am
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@ Lance (or anyone else that's West bound tomorrow afternoon):
Imma be at Wilshire & Western @ 1:00, leave at 1:30...or whenever we've got everyone. It usually only takes about 45min on Olympic to reach the
beard pier, but even if we lag we'll have plenty of time.....
takers? users? shooters? socialists? cyclists?
Eric Hair01.10.08 - 11:20 am
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I may be there.
depends on when I get home after Friday night
spiraldemon01.10.08 - 11:39 am
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see ya then Mr. depends-on-fri-night
Eric Hair01.10.08 - 11:50 am
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now that I think about it........is anyone interested in changing the westward route to Santa Monica Blvd all the way down? Nice bike lane...pretty flat. Olympic can be kinda rough in spots..
Eric Hair01.10.08 - 12:37 pm
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sproket_injury said he can't make it on the ride to ride thread so you might be able to call the route.
Joe Borfo01.10.08 - 12:42 pm
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who's sprocket_injury?
leavin' the route alone.
East to West . The Ride-To Ride
Wilshire&Western @ 1:00 Leave at 1:30ish
If you come late you can catch us on Olympic
Eric Hair01.10.08 - 12:58 pm
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Olympic huh?
Don't worry guys, I'll bring extra spokes.
kyber01.10.08 - 2:56 pm
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aye, drop the extra two blocks and take venice... not as shitty, less holes, less traffic, less hill, more bikelane
FuzzBeast01.10.08 - 3:56 pm
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i've got myself and my hair, what more could yah want. and my gallon of hairy buffalo. (gotta post it again, sorry)
word to the spokes....maybe venice could happen...maybe santa monica blvd could happen....we'll be democratic about this before we leave
but seriously, eddie, i don't know who's ridin from there
Eric Hair01.10.08 - 6:43 pm
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GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Im Dan BEARlant GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
rockintothrice01.10.08 - 9:04 pm
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i mean i love the bear but i think i LOVE the buffalo that much more...good work eric..
the embarass dan B campaign 08' is now ON
rockintothrice01.10.08 - 9:23 pm
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It's amazing what happens when dan doesn't shave, he almost looks like a bear in that pic...
Eric Hair01.11.08 - 11:24 am
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Ridazz Roulette!
Aw. Dan's special.