CONGRATS ROADBLOCK!
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KrazyPenis at 11.15.09 - 9:43 pm
It's with great pleasure that I report to you that you've become TWBG newest member! It took all weekend negotiating, but we finally had the break through we were hoping for tonight. I know how much this means to you, and.......... oh god, I promised myself I wouldn't get all emotional. :-( brb........ I just want to say, I'm just happy for you.
TWBG is a really a great bunch of peepz and I think you're going to have a blast hanging with them. I hope you get your t-shirt soon.
In the mean time, I would like to tell the people that I requested for them to take up internet arms, to stand down. Repeat, please stand down. We've achieved our goals. We don't have to carry this crusade any further.
Thanks for letting me break the news TWBG.
Peace.
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Haha I gotta admit ur one ballsy alter ego troll....your going up against thee big dog r.b
Not sure if that's a good idea.....
Debut21311.15.09 - 10:24 pm
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Scratch that.. I know its a bad idea
Debut21311.15.09 - 10:25 pm
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alright, this is really just getting, weird.
buckchin11.15.09 - 10:29 pm
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is crazypenis and krazypenis the same guy?
goosegoose11.15.09 - 10:44 pm
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yes
look at the flikr account name
TheDude responding to a
comment by goosegoose
11.15.09 - 10:52 pm
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Craz ah to much type we need to shortin this name Dick are you still crying
crossbones11.16.09 - 6:02 am
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"We don't have to carry this crusade any further. "
--lets hope you're crazy enough to keep your word
md211.16.09 - 7:58 am
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if user1 were really ballsy he wouldn't create a troll account to post this.
coldcut11.16.09 - 9:05 am
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crazy penis isnt real
66611.16.09 - 10:37 am
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And it definitely is NOT Allan.
But I will admit I like Penis Envy a lot more when she's actually going for humor instead of just crying on like a broken fire hydrant.
-Dexter- responding to a
comment by coldcut
11.16.09 - 1:10 pm
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Do you really think that?
Obviously you need to study the ways of the forums more...
danya responding to a
comment by -Dexter-
11.16.09 - 3:17 pm
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Looks like it's dump on User1 week!
O RLY danya, and coldcut???? Let's hear why you guys think I'm this dude?
This should be good! I got all night.
User1 responding to a
comment by danya
11.16.09 - 5:42 pm
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What if I told you I KNOW it isn't him, would that suffice?
-Dexter- responding to a
comment by danya
11.16.09 - 5:54 pm
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all the evidence points to you plus you
outed yourself already hahaha
Roadblock responding to a
comment by User1
11.16.09 - 5:57 pm
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This reference cracked me up! So I'm CrazyPenis cause he knew there was a Blue Line station in Long Beach??????
baaaaahhhhahahhahahaaa
User1 responding to a
comment by Roadblock
11.16.09 - 6:01 pm
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nah you're crazypenis because it's you
Roadblock responding to a
comment by User1
11.16.09 - 6:03 pm
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LOFL!!!! I guess that's what danya and coldcut is going to say too.
*shaking head in disbelief*
User1 responding to a
comment by Roadblock
11.16.09 - 6:08 pm
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I starting to think this might not be User1 either. This is sounds like somebody you would never expect it to be doing it just to do it, because they can. This doesn't even sound like animosity any more, just trying to be annoying.
On a brighter note. Did you really join TWBG? If you did, you realize you have me has a natural enemy now.
sexy11.16.09 - 6:16 pm
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hahahah nah it's allen theres a trademark indicator of such in the registration. he might not be KrazyPenis or even Krazy Penis, but he is crazypenis.
Roadblock responding to a
comment by sexy
11.16.09 - 6:18 pm
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Bullshit! If your "trademark indicators" are anything like the reference of the Blue Line posting above, then you're full of shit! Come on, lets see the the "trademark indicators" you're referring to. I NEED a good laugh!
User1 responding to a
comment by Roadblock
11.16.09 - 6:24 pm
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allen didnt you ostracize yourself from some critical mass website back in the day? you got booted or something? thats the story going around... it's a pattern in your life or?
Roadblock responding to a
comment by User1
11.16.09 - 6:27 pm
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That's it????? LOL
I was on there for a couple of months and then bailed. You can search for my name on the list.
So lets see, if someone gets booted from a list, therefore he's guilty for any suspect actions going forward? baaahahahahahahaaa!!!!!!
brb 30 min
User1 responding to a
comment by Roadblock
11.16.09 - 6:32 pm
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nah man it's just something that was recently brought up about you that kind of points to a pattern...
Roadblock responding to a
comment by User1
11.16.09 - 6:39 pm
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It is Allan. He admitted it to me at the Spoke n Art on Saturday.
He is very conflicted about it. He doesn't want to lose any friends.
If he was proud of it he wouldn't have to make a fake name.
Like every troll he loves to be the center of attention.
He loves we talk about him and at the same time he is ashamed that he has to become such an asshole to talk about him.
It sucks to be you Allan.
There is a way out. To fess up here and apologize but knowing that you have the stubbornness of a 4 year old you won't do it. You'd rather lose every single friend you made the last three years.
It's fuckin sad. Really.
marino11.16.09 - 6:58 pm
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I think it is Robert Stanfield.
Long beach... Crazy... Penis....
I rest my case.
Joe Borfo11.16.09 - 7:16 pm
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What pattern are you talking about?????
You referred to "trademark indicators" above. This one incident with the CM group is your "trademark indicators", your pattern?
Don't listen to Marino. He carried on like some jaded, scorned junior high brat. I tried talking to him a couple of times. Fuck him, I'm not going to lose any sleep over it. Pretty silly really.
User1 responding to a
comment by Roadblock
11.16.09 - 7:29 pm
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crazy penis enjoys listening to laibach and neubaten but not galas.
ruinedbyidiots11.16.09 - 7:31 pm
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Still haven't heard from danya and coldcut. What happened guys?
User111.16.09 - 7:42 pm
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Give it up already. As far as Roadblock is concerned he's probably welcome to ride with every group in the area, why would he need to join one in particular?
toweliesbong responding to a
comment by User1
11.16.09 - 7:44 pm
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I thought his name was Angel Face
Foldie responding to a
comment by Joe Borfo
11.16.09 - 7:49 pm
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Well they were really vocal that I was crazypenis. It's their moment to shine and let everyone know why I'm cp. They must be sitting on something good, since they're so sure of themselves.
BTW, you mean RB isn't a member?
LOL
User1 responding to a
comment by toweliesbong
11.16.09 - 7:50 pm
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I'M GETTING TIRED OF THESE F##KERS!!!!!!
User1 responding to a
comment by sexy
11.16.09 - 7:56 pm
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Sounds like a lovers quarrel
Give it up already. As far as Roadblock is concerned he's probably welcome to ride with every group in the area, why would he need to join one in particular?
toweliesbong
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sexy responding to a
comment by toweliesbong
11.16.09 - 7:57 pm
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I broke up with User1 too long ago for it to be a lovers quarrel.
toweliesbong responding to a
comment by sexy
11.16.09 - 8:01 pm
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On a brighter note. Did you really join TWBG? If you did, you realize you have me has a natural enemy now.
YET YOU STILL PARTIED WITH US!
ruinedbyidiots responding to a
comment by sexy
11.16.09 - 8:55 pm
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Damn straight I've got something good.
-Look up in the top left corner of the forum. See that little button that says "search"? Click on it.
-You should now see three input fields on the page. In the second one, labeled "Search Threads By Body:", enter the word "tude".
-Now, click on the search button immediately to the left of the input field.
-You should now see four threads listed as results. Open each of them in turn, hit 'ctrl' + 'F' and type "tude" into the search box.
-Look at the user names of everyone who has ever used the word "tude" on this website.
-Never believe User1 again when he whines that he's NOT the dumb troll. Sorry man, you lost all the reasonable doubt I held for the Puck thing.
Also, I just woke up, or I totally would have posted earlier.
danya responding to a
comment by User1
11.16.09 - 9:13 pm
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That's it???? It's not a made up word. There's 4,590,000 hits when you goggle it.
tude 78 up, 25 down
buy tude mugs, tshirts and hoodies
a bad attitude towards someone
Hey?! What's up with the tude dude?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tude
I must admit though, it's much much better than RB's reference. Still it could be coincidence or crazypenis saw it somewhere. Hardly something that would say guilty or someone can say conclusively that I am him, or her. More likely him.
How come Puck didn't use it?
User1 responding to a
comment by danya
11.16.09 - 9:36 pm
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Yeah, it's not a made up word. It's just so old that even my parents don't use it. Srsly.
Weren't Puck's posts all deleted? So I wouldn't know, since I didn't try to search it before that happened. I had my suspicions about Puck when he said shit only you and stillline would have said about me. But I took you at face value when you denied it. My loss.
danya responding to a
comment by User1
11.16.09 - 9:55 pm
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Nice job Sarah. There are 12,500 threads and probably over 200,000 posts and the word "tude" has only been used by User1 + Krazypenis.
Hey Alan. Did (K)Crazypenis ever post anything you disagree with?
marino responding to a
comment by danya
11.16.09 - 10:03 pm
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Hey, thanks for saving that! I meant to do the screenshot thing as proof, but I have too much work to do to get that involved in any one distraction...
danya responding to a
comment by marino
11.16.09 - 10:18 pm
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I haven't used it until recently. Even then I hardly used it. It's origins is from the '70s. Still this is hardly conclusive proof. How do we know if cp didn't see this posted somewhere? You guys gave him my name when I was in SD! You were thinking I was posting when I was in SD. LOL I remember reading up on this when I got back.
Looks like there's isn't anything from Puck on here. I would love to see it. Maybe RB has it saved. I remember him being on the same time as I was and I was talking to him. Funny cause no one wanted to bet us that we were two people.
Thanks for playing though. It's been fun. And no that's not an admission. So don't get all excited!
User1 responding to a
comment by danya
11.16.09 - 10:38 pm
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Every time you've posted as User1 over the past couple of days you have (to use Sexy's phrase) shot yourself in the foot. The more pissed off and sarcastic you get, the more you sound exactly like your pissed off sarcastic CrazyPenis self. You have been such a fucking dick over the past couple of weeks it's amazing. And I know as soon as post this you're going to post some dickhead sarcastic response, and I really hope it makes you feel good about yourself.
Ms. Stephanie responding to a
comment by User1
11.16.09 - 10:38 pm
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Some rhetorical and personality quirks are just hard to mask in writing. I mean, if bentstrider tried to create a fake user account, how long do you think it would take for everyone to figure it out?
CrazyPenis is such a pitch-perfect copy of the User1 "voice" that you don't even have to pay attention to style all that closely too pick up on the similarities... The word choices, the emoticons with the "nose" (like ;-) etc.), the tonal shifts between sarcasm and outrage, a certain kind of exaggerated enthusiasm. None of these things on their own constitute "proof," but you have to admit that there are a lot of arrows pointing in one direction. About the only User1-esque thing that CrazyPenis hasn't done yet is create a thread about whatever free lefty art events happen to be going on this week.
But I like User1. User1 is alright. He's just not very sneaky, is all.
nathansnider responding to a
comment by marino
11.16.09 - 10:43 pm
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Some rhetorical and personality quirks are just hard to mask in writing. I mean, if bentstrider tried to create a fake user account, how long do you think it would take for everyone to figure it out?
CrazyPenis is such a pitch-perfect copy of the User1 "voice" that you don't even have to pay attention to style all that closely too pick up on the similarities... The word choices, the emoticons with the "nose" (like ;-) etc.), the tonal shifts between sarcasm and outrage, a certain kind of exaggerated enthusiasm. None of these things on their own constitute "proof," but you have to admit that there are a lot of arrows pointing in one direction. About the only User1-esque thing that CrazyPenis hasn't done yet is create a thread about whatever free lefty art events happen to be going on this week.
exactly.
coldcut responding to a
comment by nathansnider
11.16.09 - 10:50 pm
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I admit it. I am KrazyPenis. And crazypenis, and krazy penis, and sane vagina. I'm also a Chynna.
imachynna11.16.09 - 10:57 pm
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You'll never catch Borfo if you keep wasting all those posts on fake accounts!
nathansnider responding to a
comment by imachynna
11.16.09 - 11:01 pm
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Yeah well seems like all I've had today was shit thrown at me ever since I logged on today. Really not sure why I'm here anymore. I'm through for the night.
User1 responding to a
comment by Ms. Stephanie
11.16.09 - 11:03 pm
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I need to up it on the post count STAT
imachynna11.16.09 - 11:26 pm
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Shh.... User1 can't know this, but....
HE HAS A BIGGER POST COUNT THAN ME!!!!!
HOW
imachynna responding to a
comment by danya
11.16.09 - 11:27 pm
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*gasp*
well... not for long. I'll keep your secret til then.
danya responding to a
comment by imachynna
11.16.09 - 11:31 pm
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No, i'm crazy penis...i mean, i'm Batman.
stevo411.17.09 - 7:09 am
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User1,
I dont know man, but....
Krazypenis stopped posting once you took over. last i recall, KP would have never abandoned his Tren Way Bike Gang Banging session, let alone a thread he started. And in some sense, maybe he didnt.
I mean, its also weird if you consider the post timing.
KP starts a little before 10am
User1 first post a little before 6pm
Either KP had to go to work and ignored the thread for hours.... until he was off... but, oh, wait...
I dont know... dont care... and I say, if you're KrazyPenis -- just keep denying it. In the end, its KP's posts that matter.
md211.17.09 - 7:48 am
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LOL this thread is an odyssey into the warped mind of crazypenis/user1 kind of a horror comedy I suppose....
Roadblock11.17.09 - 10:13 am
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what are you doing this coming week besides work huh?
theshues responding to a
comment by Roadblock
11.17.09 - 10:15 am
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this is bringing me back to my high school days! here I post a thread that I thought was kindof funny, and all anyone can do is make snide comments. First of all I am no one but myself.
I've been on this site for almost two years. I always see you guys thinking there someone else. You don't make a very welcoming committee around here. First of all I haven't reponded to any posts above because I've been putting in ot everyday of the week and one day putting in 14 hrs! Sorry I don't have a kush job. I did when I broke my ankle and discovered MR almost 2 yrs ago. Thought I found an ideal place to live and enjoy life. BTW, when i broke my ankle is when I got my office nickname "two toes". I couldn't work in the field, so I worked in the office and this cuban lady gave me that name. She was trying to say "tude toes", but everyone thought it was two toes. so nice try above psycho bitch. I'm not planning on making any friends around here and plan on being out of town for good next summer. So I ain't going to be nice to anyone that hasn't been nice to me!
Any ways I'm out in the field now putting in tons of hours. Be saving it all up to. I was on the fence if I wanted to stay here and make a go out of it, or listen to my girl and head north. It's looking like north. you guys have given me a good dose of what to expect here in LA and it looks awful! I should have listened to her sooner.
KrazyPenis11.21.09 - 1:26 pm
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thank god
LA dose'nt FUCKING want you
PEACE out BITCH
Xray responding to a
comment by KrazyPenis
11.21.09 - 1:47 pm
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Its really funny how strenuous the change is implimented on KP's above post. Compare it to the first. He ran a whole huge retarded partially misspelled, uncapitalized paragraph.
GG KraUSERzyPen1s
angrytoaster3011.21.09 - 1:54 pm
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i lost it last night. congratulations midnight ridazz. you made me more enraged than anyone ever has in my entire life except my stepfather. the complete lack of rationality you have with your neverending attacks against me drove me beyond the edge.
everyone probably views me as an unstable lunatic now. good. because i'm done with this community. i've been backstabbed more times than i have fingers and toes. i've never come out and attacked any single person ever without being attacked first. but it doesn't matter. you get what you want. you win. i'm gone.
this is no attention whore post. this is no, goodbye then coming back. i'm still going to read the site. but i swear to whatever you all believe in that i'm done posting. i don't want to be part of a community that acts like this. this is no community. this has become a shithole. and for all the decent people here there are too many who are just plain and simply terrible people.
i can see why my friends that i've known longer than any of you told me that cyclists were assholes. because most of you are. i honestly didn't think human beings could be so petty and yet so intelligent and aware at the same time. but how i was ever so wrong.
thank you midnightridazz.com/forums.php for occupying too much of my time for too long and introducing me to many people that i probably would have been better off not knowing. i hope your days in the future are full of drama, elitism and controversy until one day the site folds on itself. it won't be because of a technological glitch and it won't be because of anything roadblock does. it'll be because of the people.
power to the people.
ruinedbyidiots11.21.09 - 1:58 pm
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and lets get real, ill be around for a long time after youre gone.
ruinedbyidiots11.21.09 - 2:36 pm
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Damm, I knew it was toooooo good to be true.
Scooby responding to a
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11.21.09 - 2:37 pm
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It's just too bad it took over 7000 posts to realize it.
You were kind of almost awesome at times, and a complete "tyler" at other times.
You were a lost cause to me and many of the people I talked to personally at a point long ago.
You have not been welcome here for a while, to a large group of people.
Think about it, you are just not part of it the way you act right now.
You should continue to post here, IMO, but dial back the douche meter about 4 or 5 points.
TheDude responding to a
comment by ruinedbyidiots
11.21.09 - 2:40 pm
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do people really care about your opinion?
think about it.
coldcut responding to a
comment by TheDude
11.21.09 - 2:49 pm
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Really, this should be a Reality Show.
I mean at least the money generated could be used to pay for this site.
hockeyjockey11.21.09 - 2:53 pm
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Lay off the harsh. It doesn't suit you...
Debut213 responding to a
comment by coldcut
11.21.09 - 3:06 pm
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I've been off this site too long, apparently...this thread made me laugh harder than I have since...well since the Syphilis thread earlier today, but that doesn't count.
Read your KrazyPenis post with complete credulity, RBI, so when TheDude missed your punchline and...wow, well, you read it already. Talk about hook, line, and sinker.
Your assumption of that auspicious moniker has always irked me, Chris...all i have to say is: "Very un-Dude".
Oh yeah, and I played polo with some messenger cats in Amsterdam. They send their love to the 818 crew.
Lance K11.21.09 - 3:23 pm
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I think I see what is happening here. (K)CrazyPenis (who is just pissed about being exluded),
snowcone, who I think really believe that TWBG runs everything around here and
now The Dude who has some issue with RBI and happens to run with in the same gang as snowcone are trying to stage a MOM ridazz Coup d'eteta againist TWBG.
But there is nothing to take. This is really good interwebz drama.
It all in their mind (so don't be unkind)
little jingle
It sounds like I missed some an RBI moment last night...I'm bummed I missed the action. I don't know how your going to stay away from this brain drain of a website.
This is just too much fun.
hipster11.21.09 - 4:43 pm
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hurray
bicycle gang wars
Gav responding to a
comment by hipster
11.21.09 - 7:14 pm
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THE FORUMS
MAKE ME SMILE
Xray11.22.09 - 4:06 pm
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Ridazz Roulette!
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Later, dickfuck.
Damn, can't we all just get along?