valley girl ride
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RickDarge at 06.25.09 - 1:09 am
What happens if you're a dude and you show up to this ride?
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What part of "This is a ride for women (and women identified) ridazz of all levels " don't you get?
User106.25.09 - 1:47 am
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The part that says, 'this is a ride'
RickDarge06.25.09 - 2:03 am
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you should just make it a singles ride...
ohdagyo06.25.09 - 2:08 am
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So you going Mary?
oh thats right you don't live in the Valley
sexy responding to a
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06.25.09 - 2:15 am
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I guess you could show up and earn some douche points. Should make you the hit of the ride.
User1 responding to a
comment by RickDarge
06.25.09 - 2:22 am
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Maybe if I showed up and brought some douches that would make me the real HIT of the ride..
RickDarge06.25.09 - 2:25 am
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i heard dudes can go if they show up in a skirt
66606.25.09 - 10:19 am
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i think TNS should do a valley boy ride.
we will meet up across the street and just follow. slowly. and whistle and cat call at them.
TNS presents: creepy stalker ride.
this is not a joke.
KiMS106.25.09 - 10:25 am
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TNS presents: creepy stalker ride.
sounds fun
madmelo06.25.09 - 10:59 am
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way to go guys, as if TNS wasnt already a sausage fest, now u got to creep out the girls on their own ride no joke
JOKER06.25.09 - 11:07 am
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we've been getting better.
last TNS actually had some very attractive fast paced ladies. not just semi attractive attention starved girls u see at most rides, plastered and having trouble climbing hills.
wow, i fucking suck.
KiMS1 responding to a
comment by JOKER
06.25.09 - 11:29 am
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I'm down.
SHOW US YOUR TITS!
danya responding to a
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06.25.09 - 11:36 am
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i think girls hate us bc, like sarah just pointed out, we yell either show us ur boobs, or titty city, at least 3 times a night.
its funny bc sarah and ayla are used to this and when we have new girls on the ride, they get frightened.
KiMS1 responding to a
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06.25.09 - 11:38 am
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haha yeah.
I've definitely shouted with ya'll myself a time or too as well.
I don't think Ayla's reached that point yet.
But since when do any girls (that matter) hate us?
danya responding to a
comment by KiMS1
06.25.09 - 11:40 am
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Mike its obvious if u want girls on yer ride, stop flashing them
JOKER responding to a
comment by KiMS1
06.25.09 - 11:41 am
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bitchez love my tits yo!
KiMS1 responding to a
comment by JOKER
06.25.09 - 11:55 am
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excuse me,
females love my mammary glands yo!
KiMS1 responding to a
comment by alicestrong
06.25.09 - 12:37 pm
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Don't blow this guys. Let the girls have their ride.
Not to worry, Ayla is looking out for us. The idea is first to get a lot of girls riding, and then to start getting them to come out on other more sausage laden rides.
Reel2Wheel06.25.09 - 1:02 pm
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" think TNS should do a valley boy ride.
we will meet up across the street and just follow. slowly. and whistle and cat call at them.
TNS presents: creepy stalker ride. "
Funniest shit you've ever said Mike.
GodLovesUgly responding to a
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06.25.09 - 1:08 pm
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'we' is not the same thing as 'I'
mmaceda responding to a
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06.25.09 - 1:25 pm
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@ugly
yes, i have a girlfriend who i love and adore but i speak on behalf of the creepy dudes that like lurk on slow riders.
@maceda
u know u want to paceline behind some butts. stop trying to be polite. go drink some whiskey.
@reel
alright, well after u all get comfortable on the road, come to TNS to get harassed.
@ ladies reading this thread
no, i will not organize a ride for the sole purpose of harassing women. and i hope most of you realize that I am only kidding. have fun and ayla is a great ride organizer.
@maceda again
what are u doing tonight? wanna go ride for a lil bit around 7 or 8? maybe dick around with a route for next weeks TNS? maybe look for those metal dinosaurs or the totem poles?
KiMS1 responding to a
comment by mmaceda
06.25.09 - 1:32 pm
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I AM WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR, THIS SHIT'S JUST TOO BIG TO IGNORE
bentstrider06.25.09 - 1:38 pm
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whatever happened to that sirens ride?
KiMS106.25.09 - 1:44 pm
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i made my own all dudes ride and creepstalked them. i was the only one that showed up
666 responding to a
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06.25.09 - 6:06 pm
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im 16 and ima check out the girls who wants to roll with me will jst hangout acroos the girls and give them are sad faces and they will letus ride =] any girls that are 16 going =]
sharkboi2806.25.09 - 11:38 pm
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didn't realize there was so much controversy about the ride... I don't usually check the forums... anyways sorry to the guys who wanted to come... it is important for us to have a ride where we don't have to feel uncomfortable when some dude yells "show me your tits" at girls we pass. and mostly so we don't have to feel uncomfortable being the only girl hanging out with 30 guys. And mike, you're awesome and I know you're joking, but a lot of your comments in this forum almost make me not want to come to tns. If I didn't know you and was just some new girl reading this I would prob never come. So if you guys want more girls to come on rides you should all really make an effort to make us feel comfortable and not make comments that make it feel like a guy ride that we just tagged along on. And I'm really talking about valley rides in general, not just tns. don't get me wrong... I have a lot of fun and have made a lot of friends on tns and other valley rides, I just think they can be improved.
Anyways, tonight we ended the valley girl ride at the goodnight bar where mattspeed was dj-ing and some of you guys met up with us and we all hung out and danced and had a good time. I think I'm going to keep doing this. So all you guys who are sad that you can't come on the ride can meet up with us after the ride and we'll all hang out.
everyone wins! (and the valley girl ride tonight was great btw!)
Ayla06.26.09 - 2:50 am
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Sausagefests, another reason I could care less about getting involved with a serious, roadie crowd.
Anywho, keep doing what you're doing to make riding more appealing to both sexes.
bentstrider06.26.09 - 4:29 am
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"but a lot of your comments in this forum almost make me not want to come to tns"
i dont think ive ever made a sexist or rude comment against women on this forum. if someone can prove me wrong, please do. i made a comment on this thread but that was PURELY in jest. hopefully its made obvious enough.
"So if you guys want more girls to come on rides you should all really make an effort to make us feel comfortable and not make comments that make it feel like a guy ride "
what kinda comments? yes, we talk about pooping and farting. a lot. i know. we talk about it a lot. but i dont they are sexist comments. women poop and fart too. its funny. pooping and farting is fucking hilarious, no?
i will try to help curb the sexist comments on TNS but i will NEVER EVER STOP THE FART JOKES. i mean come on, its hilarious.
the fart is a timeless joke.
cavemen laughed about farts.
and future people from the year 2356 will still laugh about farts.
KiMS1 responding to a
comment by Ayla
06.26.09 - 10:18 am
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Yeh. In fact I belive that flatulence was the genesis of humor. "Man farted and it was good." And what came after that was laughter.
NOISEPOCKET responding to a
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06.26.09 - 11:00 am
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last TNS actually had some very attractive fast paced ladies. not just semi attractive attention starved girls u see at most rides, plastered and having trouble climbing hills.
It's not really clear that this is a joking comment...the net, ya know?
alicestrong responding to a
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06.26.09 - 11:23 am
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you know, its kind of a trip when u think about it.
before language was developed, what was the first joke?
what made people laugh?
like did a caveman see someone tripping over a log and then laugh?
or was it a caveman circle, fools kickin it and shit, someone rips ass, and then they all laugh.
KiMS1 responding to a
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06.26.09 - 11:23 am
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alice,
i apologize for making clear that i was joking.
yes, pulling off sarcasm over an internet forum doesnt work all that too well.
but srsly,
last tns, i saw a very attractive woman passing up a lot of dudes on one of the climbs.
i actually pacelined a bit behind her on the way back down. and it wasnt bc she had a nice butt. its bc she was hauling ass and had a bright headlamp.
KiMS1 responding to a
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06.26.09 - 11:27 am
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*i apologize for making it NOT clear that i was joking.
KiMS106.26.09 - 11:27 am
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You're a jerk Mike. Not really, you're a swell guy! Thanks valley girl ride for dropping by. I'll see what I can do about working some type of special for you ladies.
mattspeed responding to a
comment by KiMS1
06.26.09 - 11:31 am
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shit man, i forgot bout ur bar gig last night!
KiMS1 responding to a
comment by mattspeed
06.26.09 - 11:33 am
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It's all good, i'll be there next week!
mattspeed responding to a
comment by KiMS1
06.26.09 - 11:43 am
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Sure man, They had primitive communications, things were probablty missunderstood for quite some time...But with the ripping of ass... points were made and well understood.
Ah life...YES!
The best!
NOISEPOCKET responding to a
comment by KiMS1
06.26.09 - 11:44 am
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we have some quick ass girls on our ride for some reason.
such as sarah.
shes tough as nails.
KiMS1 responding to a
comment by alicestrong
06.26.09 - 11:44 am
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i wonder if there are like old european scriptures or something of some guy breaking wind during dinner or something,
"...and father said, paul, don't let out the bad air when consuming the first fall day's harvest..."
or if there are like native american stories passed down saying a fart was some sort of gas devil/jester dude that comes out if u eat bad meat.
i wonder if there are fart historians.
like, who did the study on le petomane?
le petomane was the french theater dude who made buco bucks as a fart entertainer. i think it was like the late 1700's or something
KiMS1 responding to a
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06.26.09 - 11:47 am
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i am guilty
66606.26.09 - 11:50 am
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Fart jokes are funny and you def shouldn't stop making them.
like other people said, I guess it is hard to hear sarcasm over the internet. I wasn't saying you made sexist comments in the forum or make sexist comments on rides.
sometimes on valley rides when (for example) someone yells something like "show me your tits" to girls we pass by it makes me look around and realize I'm one of the only girls with a ton of drunk guys shouting at girls on the street and it makes me think what am I doing here? It makes it feel like like a dude ride. That doesn't happen all the time of course, but based on the number of women who come out to the rides, I guess it happens enough to deter most...
if everyone's happy with the gender balance on rides as it is now, then it makes sense to continue exactly as before... if not, then making women feel more welcome will probably increase the number of women ridazz...
Ayla responding to a
comment by KiMS1
06.26.09 - 2:51 pm
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I had a ton of fun last night riding with the girls we had some awesome tunes and some down chicks with us. I like the idea of ending somewhere where we can all meet up. Since the guys are starting that bikes and blunts ride maybe our ride can meet up with their ride at the end somewhere.
LadyDeathKick06.26.09 - 4:25 pm
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8=====/ /===D
666 responding to a
comment by GodLovesUgly
06.26.09 - 5:08 pm
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every other thursday i believe
666 responding to a
comment by LadyDeathKick
07.1.09 - 10:38 am
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Boys, Convince us that you're pussy any just maybe you will be able to ride with some down ass girls. Im talkin wigs, skirts, and light beers! JUST KIDDING. No boys allowed.
MaryZeiser07.8.09 - 1:46 pm
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fun ride!
hope to make it out to more of these...
thanks for hauling the music :)
-esther-
Kakihara07.10.09 - 11:04 am
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HEY!!!
FUGGIN, COME TO TNS THIS SATURDAY!!!
WE GOT PEOPLE ON BIKES AND SHIT!!!
AYLA, I GOT UR TEXT LAST NIGHT BUT MY PHONE HAS BEEN IFFY!!!
KiMS107.10.09 - 11:12 am
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