Thread started by SKIDMARCUS at 11.26.07 - 11:16 pm

We have been watching for almost 9 days now and the suspense is intolerable. Wars are being waged, battles are being fought, and babies are crying.

In the year 2007, only one man can determine his destiny....
...and that man...
...is...
...the...
...one...

KNOWN AS "I" !!!!

Thats right, over 216 hours of gut-wrenching, schedule-conflicting drama CONTINUES as The One Known as "I" battles obscene court cases, looks at his calendar, and sometimes looks closely at his calendar, all while juggling an intense Monday night Hustle (tm (not related)).


A PROPOSED RACE!!!!
???????DAY ??/??/?? (to be determined by "I")
START: tbd by "I"
END: tbd by "I"

START TIME: ?? am or pm, tbd by "I".


TWO-PERSON RACE
The one known as "I"
VS.
The one known as "PC"

No given route.
No fun without permit.

Roadblock to Bugs-Bunny-Introduce The One Known As "I" at beginning of race.

PRIZES FOR WINNER:
SC Nomad $50 donated to winner, Winner uses at their discretion DURING THE PARTY.
Roadblock donates dogtags to winner. Winner to write acceptance speech for afterparty acceptance of prize.
Marino has $10 on "I".

A ride is to follow, SAME NIGHT & START TIME: (tbd min) after start.

"If you believe in The Hustle,
you'll never believe...

THE HASSLE!

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"If you believe in The Hustle,
you'll never believe...
THE HASSLE! LOL LOL

yous ah fool..skidmxos

i taking bets BTW!



skano
11.26.07 - 11:42 pm

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Skano, you should write an introduction speech to this race and read it before the race to get everyone hyped. Could you do that?

Everyone should really get involved and make something as painstakingly pointless as this race.I estimate by the end of this race I estimate I will have spent about 12 hours total of active life in this muhfuka.

Cmon this is The Hassle! Its an original concept I came up with in order to enrich you and your bike-life. Its already transformed many of us into the forum readers that we are today. Over the last week, I've learned to post better solo, but also with a pack, a pack of forum readers.

BRING YOUR B-GAME!

THE HASSLE!!!



SKIDMARCUS
11.27.07 - 1:18 am

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LO fucking L!!!


man this has grown into some whole new shit! HAHAHA

ok what the fuck is going on here! I've re-arranged my TV schedule for this! "i" will you please confirm a date for this?



Roadblock
11.27.07 - 1:47 am

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Nice recap



XPC
11.27.07 - 2:19 am

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****UPDATE****

The Mighty Cubcamp has also guaranteed a SpEcIaL prize for 3rd place. Plus Regular Intense prizes for 1st and 2nd.

****END OF UPDATE****



richtotheie
11.27.07 - 3:23 am

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Oh, hey, guise, I forgot to tell you: I'm on death row for capital murder with special circumstances, and I'm scheduled to be executed on Thursday morning. My bad. I'm so forgetful!

Therefore, the fucking race is on Wednesday. If "i" can't make it, let's have somebody who knows what the hell he's doing step in (Roadblock? you want a piece of me?). Alternately, we can have an all-comers race, or something. But...something, OK? I mean, what excuse is this guy going to have next week?





PC
11.27.07 - 3:37 am

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Perhaps "i" should face me down, up in the desert.
A straight shot from Lorene to Apple Valley road on a cold night will show this turkey!!
Purportedly fast rida, vs. the Jumbo-Jack fueled, two-wheeled locomotive!!

Or, I'll just catch 'im down there sometime.



bentstrider
11.27.07 - 4:46 am

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Just got back in town, and Holy damn, this shit is out of control!

I don't have time to read through 200+ posts... could someone recap?

Does "i" still want to race my ass too? Or is this the PC vs. i spectacular? I don't want to water down this great moment in history.

(FWIW I'll probably be a push-over, I haven't ridden for shit since the Massacre.)



City Hobgoblin
11.27.07 - 12:37 pm

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^^ Wait, ignore that caveat, it makes me sound lame.



City Hobgoblin
11.27.07 - 12:40 pm

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"i" never set the race date, you motherfuckers did. i'm not changing the race date i'm now setting the OFFICIAL race date. SHOW UP if you want BACK DOWN if you dont

most of you are a bunch of fucking assholes and its almost pathetic to race most of you slow pieces of shit.

i race on gears so go fuck yourselves. from 2nd street tunnel to LAX any objections?

why don't some of you people get off the computes quit trying to be spectators and ride or race in this motherfucker.

WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 5th 2007 2nd STREET TUNNEL. RACE STARTS 10 P.M. drag races between a bunch of assholes to start the show off. pick who you are...




i
11.27.07 - 1:11 pm

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man, take it easy...sheesh. Let's just have some fun...



tern
11.27.07 - 1:25 pm

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PC? Response?

"I" 's call sounds perrrfect..Plus, he just called out EVERYone thats talked shit at all. Very Season One...shit-talkers - show up and get showed up...

Others that show should need to contribute something for a prize, preferably something very painstakingly meaningless.

BTW, Sharecuts keeps its promise to all entrants: no hairzz left behind!



SKIDMARCUS
11.27.07 - 1:28 pm

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the thrill is gone...



Joe Borfo
11.27.07 - 1:31 pm

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men...too troll like. I smell control issue. I want to give you a big hug, "I", and tell you that everything is going to be okay.



tern
11.27.07 - 1:32 pm

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FUCK THAT.
RIDE OR "I".



SKIDMARCUS
11.27.07 - 1:33 pm

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[laughs]



tern
11.27.07 - 1:35 pm

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YES YES YESSSSSSS


So you can only race if you shit talk eh??

I heard you pooped while riding your bike... Is that true?? BIKE POOPER!?! huh? huh? huh? lets go go go go. 12 rolls of TP on sale at Ralphs $3.39, i'll buy it on me, the UN BIKE POOPER!!! Careful there, don't get all POOPED, cuz you're about to be POOPED on by a BIG POOP.

Ok so i can race now too. Done.



richtotheie
11.27.07 - 1:37 pm

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richtotheie, what exactly do you have against Wolfpack to say such things?



SKIDMARCUS
11.27.07 - 1:38 pm

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wait....huh? I am confused.



tern
11.27.07 - 1:44 pm

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You'll get it when you're older.



SKIDMARCUS
11.27.07 - 1:45 pm

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okay. Bye.



tern
11.27.07 - 1:47 pm

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The race (or whatever it ends up becoming) is tomorrow. Whoever shows up, shows up.



PC
11.27.07 - 1:50 pm

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"i" never set the race date, you motherfuckers did. i'm not changing the race date i'm now setting the OFFICIAL race date. SHOW UP if you want BACK DOWN if you dont

Heeeee. You're cute when you're defensive and angry. Your eyebrows do this cute little thing.

I announced the date last Thursday morning. On Thursday night you said you were in. Remember?



PC
11.27.07 - 2:07 pm

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now "i" has control issues because you told him to pick a date and time and he did. once again sorry for not seeing the 11-28-07 in a 200 psot forum until yesterday when the race was posted under the rides. i thought this was a negotiation?

now PC has backed out, I don't get it. "i" thought you wanted to race?

also you fools are actually offended by 'i' some idiot who everybody hates.

also. ut oh, Borfo isnt excited anymore lets throw in the towl, jesus my friends and anti-friends.




i
11.27.07 - 2:09 pm

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Hmm... this is feeling a lot less fun & funny. Although Richie's post and his drawing of a happy poo helped out a lot. Yay Richie!

Either way, I won't be able to make this. Y'all have fun and play nice.



City Hobgoblin
11.27.07 - 2:13 pm

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Okay, this will settle the whole thing for me. "I", who the hell are you? And, why do you always always speak in 3rd person? It sounds like I'm in Elmo's world.

anyways....

yes. Whooooooooooo?
yes. yes.

Drew, uh I mean Tern just wants to know who "I" is.

okay.

I am not hating on you "i", I am looking forward to finally meeting you. Whatevers.



tern
11.27.07 - 2:16 pm

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now PC has backed out, I don't get it. "i" thought you wanted to race?


I announced the date and route Thursday morning. On Thursday night, you accepted. Somebody's backing out here, but...



PC
11.27.07 - 2:18 pm

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alright then you want a race, I'll give you a race

That girl from saturday nights ride, ya, you know who you are
the one on the magna with 24" wheels, that needed air in the tires.

You thought it was funny to laugh at me while I was dancing, you think that sexy's move aren't sexy at all, you said you where going to have a ceasure if I didn't stop. It wasn't too funny when I chased you down and almost caught you, was it. I heard you talking with your friends that this was your first ride, and you haven't rode a bike in like 39 years.

All that doesn't matters, what does matter is you where talking smack and its time to settle this. Lets do it, lets race, I think I could beat ya.

Name the time and the place and the route and I will be there.



sexy
11.27.07 - 2:21 pm

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^^ It's me!

"i" is a pussy!

This time I mean both of us :(

I hafta band practice.



City Hobgoblin
11.27.07 - 2:21 pm

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Band? Do you play the trumpet?

When is your next show?



tern
11.27.07 - 2:24 pm

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This Thursday @ Lost Souls Cafe, 8pm. Free!

Hence the Wednesday night practice... and no race : (
Everybody have fun though!

I play bass, the only insturment simple enough for a tard like me. Although I still manage to screw it up pretty good.

Anyway, I don't mean to thread jack... back to the fun!



City Hobgoblin
11.27.07 - 2:32 pm

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This guy i is a nut case!!!

Not worth the effort to meet him or drink with him.

You guys have fun!!!!



User1
11.27.07 - 2:48 pm

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why In the world would you not want to meet the i after all of this.

I want i to come over and hear him talk shit about all of you.

i drinks on me, with the condition you talk shit while we are throwing them back.



sexy
11.27.07 - 2:59 pm

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sexy, you of all people should know that shit talking is for internet imaginary land only. Shit talking in real life is for douche bags. I love everybody in real life.

Jeez, do I have to explain EVERYTHING to you? Retard.



City Hobgoblin
11.27.07 - 3:07 pm

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MARCUS I'm calling you OUT SUCKA.

IF those two don't race, then we ARE.
TIME AND PLACE - TBD
15 mile legnth

BUT HERE'S THE CATCH:

At every one mile marker, we have to drink a Tecate.
At every five mile marker, we have to drink 2 Tecates.
At the fifteen mile marker, we have to drink a JOOSE at our leisure.

The winner is determined by who doesn't fall first.

OH and btw. This is a mini bike race.

Do you accept the challenge?



richtotheie
11.27.07 - 3:08 pm

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I don't understand

David, why are you so mean to me here, and then act like my buddy when I see you.

I'm confused!



sexy
11.27.07 - 3:09 pm

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In real life me and sexy are totally like this



City Hobgoblin
11.27.07 - 3:18 pm

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Belly rubs for everyone.



City Hobgoblin
11.27.07 - 3:19 pm

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Sexy, I assign you to drink with the guy and then write down all of his scintillating zingers. Then we can compile them into a book, entitled most of you are a bunch of fucking assholes: the lowercase wit and wisdom of "i", and we can sell it at rides and use the proceeds to purchase a 22-ounce bottle of Miller Genuine Draft. OK? Get to work.



PC
11.27.07 - 3:20 pm

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what Borfo said.....






Roadblock
11.27.07 - 3:34 pm

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I know, man. All the fun got sucked out of this thing really fast.

I'll be at Tang's tomorrow night at ten. Whoever wants to ride fast with me to San Pedro and have some beers with a view is welcome to come along. If nobody shows up, I will HUSTLE by myself. As you have probably guessed, that's the way I like to do it.



PC
11.27.07 - 3:45 pm

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...Wolfpack riders are especially and specifically welcome and invited.



PC
11.27.07 - 3:52 pm

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why not race next wednesday? the route starts and ends in mutual knowledge or unknowledge.

i never confirmed 11-28-07 only that i would race, i snapped on the computer for about 10 minutes in 4 days to check the thread.

even skidmarks liked my race idea. 2nd street tunnel to LAX

also i'm glad all the rest of you are bummed.



i
11.27.07 - 4:04 pm

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Wear Protection.



Joe Borfo
11.27.07 - 4:04 pm

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I've decided that you're not any fun, "i," that's why not. You think you're so fast? Come race me tomorrow night, and stop sniveling about the route or the fact that you have court the next day. Otherwise, go back to Nofunville where you came from.



PC
11.27.07 - 4:11 pm

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Damn....this was going to be a phenomenal LA first.



tern
11.27.07 - 4:25 pm

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The Russell Hustle is up on the ride calendar. Twice, for some reason.



PC
11.27.07 - 4:53 pm

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in all fairness, I cant find the spot where "i" agreed to the date of this thing.... can you point to the thread or quote PC? otherwise you should BOTH agree on a date that works.



Roadblock
11.27.07 - 5:05 pm

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fuck all the racing, fluffing, foreplay bullshit.
just go straight to makeing out having sex already.



spiraldemon
11.27.07 - 5:10 pm

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Get a nose job PC



Joe Borfo
11.27.07 - 5:10 pm

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I would like to see this race go down....maybe there should be a facilitator with PC's and "I"'s email addresses. Then we can get this thing going!



tern
11.27.07 - 5:14 pm

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In the first HASSLE RACE thread. 11/23/07, 12:52 AM EST, I propose the date and start and end points. 11/23/07, 4:04 PM EST, Marcus repeats them, with a time (10:00), and asks if "i" and I are OK with it.

11/23/05, 9:13 PM EST, "i" writes:

okay fools "i" wasnt on computer yesterday so trying to catch up on reading this monstrous thread.

"i" is in. "i" races to wherever and rides back leisurely to LA afterwards. so please join along.

Now, I may just be a simple country lawyer, but that sounds like an acceptance to me. Counselor, do you expect the intelligent and attractive gentlemen and ladies of this jury to believe that somehow "i" posted that without reading any of the posts that were in that same thread, earlier that same day?



PC
11.27.07 - 5:18 pm

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Objection overruled. I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@



PC
11.27.07 - 5:19 pm

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Yes, PC. You win. Now, lets talk about busses.



tern
11.27.07 - 5:20 pm

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oops, wrong thread.

Lets figure out a new date when your skull hasn't been operated on, PC.

I'll ride with you on Wednesday...it will be bun to hang out.



tern
11.27.07 - 5:22 pm

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"11/23/05, 9:13 PM EST, "i" writes: "

According to your account, "i" wrote this 2 YEARS AGO. It is impossible that I saw the 2007 posts.

PC you are a disgrace of a lawyer! Russell Hustle your ass to the unemployment line.

"i" wins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@



City Hobgoblin
11.27.07 - 5:22 pm

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And City Hobgoblin collects 40% in lawyer fees.



City Hobgoblin
11.27.07 - 5:24 pm

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"it will be bun to hang out."

gay code.



City Hobgoblin
11.27.07 - 5:25 pm

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I have a speech impediment. I type "5" when I mean "5." I mean...I type "5" when I mean "5." God damn it...



PC
11.27.07 - 5:25 pm

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PC you are hereby disbarred, and sentenced to one (1) ride on the rape bus.



City Hobgoblin
11.27.07 - 5:27 pm

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Oh, yeah? Well, I'm going to dress provocatively. As we all know, if I'm dressed provocatively, it's not rape.



PC
11.27.07 - 5:29 pm

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EEEEEEEEEEcactly, City.

GAY CODE.

But, there is this woman I really like.....sorry to both of you.



tern
11.27.07 - 5:30 pm

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PC you forgot to mention there were 20 posts inbetween what Skid Marks wrote and what I wrote.

in a forum of 200 posts i think its easy to see how the date of Skid Marks wasn't connected to my post at all.





i
11.27.07 - 5:38 pm

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Fuck, you guys. Seriously, this will be a fun thing when it happens, but it has to happen soon.

"I" has court. okay.

PC has skull surgery soon, for reals.

We need to make this happen before PC goes to the hospital.

Stop arguing about it. Get in touch with RB for a date and specifics...maybe.

It will be fun if we can make it work.

So cut the shit about who said when and where....please.

I want this to happen...maybe it won't. But, I am still guardedly optimistic.



tern
11.27.07 - 5:44 pm

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You're Out Of Order! You're Out Of Order! The Whole Trial Is Out Of Order!

Joe Borfo
11.27.07 - 5:49 pm

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woohoo! russelhustle!



420LaHaRR
11.27.07 - 6:06 pm

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Maybe I should take my donation and just buy some beer to share?



sc_nomad
11.27.07 - 6:15 pm

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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

This ride would be so fucking fun.




tern
11.27.07 - 6:22 pm

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I'll put in another 20 if we can make this happen...



tern
11.27.07 - 6:24 pm

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Rumor has it that Chet Bearclaw was going to race, as well as donate one of his 70ft. Speedboats to the winner.

Unfortunatly, for all of us, he is currently down in South America fighting the Columbian National Kickboxing Champion.





Team Bearclaw
11.27.07 - 7:13 pm

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I see that DJ Chicken Leather is hosting a ride to the "i" Max Theater . . . Chicken Leather = "i" ??

My money is on PC.



mr rollers
11.27.07 - 8:55 pm

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alright Rolla's how much you want to betg?

Chicken leather's old bike held together with spit and bubble gum
with three bags on his back and something bungied on his back rack with a cord that is about to rip, while he films the whole thing.

Your right. Chicken Leather will get to the finish line first, to film PC crossing the finish line

Never Mind



sexy
11.27.07 - 9:03 pm

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If PC cant agree to do it for the 5th as "i" would like to then I'm not gonna bother with the dog tags as there will be no race just a ride....



Roadblock
11.27.07 - 9:11 pm

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420LaHaRR
11.28.07 - 1:38 am

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Roadblock
11.28.07 - 1:53 am

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EDIT: fuck it too much Hassle



Roadblock
11.28.07 - 2:16 am

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Tern wrote:

I want this to happen...maybe it won't. But, I am still guardedly optimistic.

My man, it's happening. Tomorrow night. With or without "i," and with or without dog tags.



PC
11.28.07 - 3:26 am

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CH, you need to see the writing on the wall and join my legal team. We shall call it the Law Firm of Cornelius & Hobgoblin, and our brash advertisements will run on daytime TV and in the back pages of local alternative newsweeklies. With my folksy Socratic irony and your baldfaced lies, we will become fabulously wealthy while putting thousands of dangerous criminals back on the streets where they belong! Just like those filthy, overpaid communists in the ACLU! What do you say?



PC
11.28.07 - 4:02 am

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I'm in. Let's give Larry H Parker a run for the money. I'll start practicing my courtroom theatrics.



City Hobgoblin
11.28.07 - 9:59 am

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We could start doing practice litigation around the MR forums. Like right now I'm about to go litigate sexy's ass (again) for those retarded comments in the Bus Riders Union thread.



City Hobgoblin
11.28.07 - 10:01 am

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Is the race still on? Or is the 5th?



sc_nomad
11.28.07 - 10:18 am

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WHY ON A DEN DINNER NIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?!



richtotheie
11.28.07 - 10:36 am

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this thing fizzled out faster than a fart in a wind tunnel



Roadblock
11.28.07 - 11:10 am

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Joe Borfo
11.28.07 - 11:15 am

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RACE TONIGHT - IF NO "I", CALL IT A RIDE AND KISS EACH OTHER.

THUS, IF NO "I" TONIGHT, RACE ON WED 12/5. 2ND ST TUNNEL TO LAX TUNNEL. BELIEVE IT.

PS~MAKE SURE IF YOU POST SOMETHING ITS WORTH "I" 'S EYETIME! HE ONLY HAS 3 MINUTES TO SPARE PER POST. MAKE IT WORTH HIS WHILE AND RELEVENT TO THE RACE.

THATS IT. NO MORE CAPs lock.



SKIDMARCUS
11.28.07 - 11:21 am

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I really really wanted to do the bugs bunny schtick....



Roadblock
11.28.07 - 11:25 am

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we can do it rb. wassup doc?



Joe Borfo
11.28.07 - 11:33 am

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we need "i" to be there for that, otherwise everyone will step back and no one will be left standing........



Roadblock
11.28.07 - 11:38 am

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We don't know who " i " is except for you.


Rumor has it that he WILL be there...













Joe Borfo
11.28.07 - 11:46 am

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really?

yeah, I wish I didnt know who "i" is... that's why this thing is now boring. the race would have been good.... unless PC can bring himself to compromise with "i" for the 5th....... but I'm not holding my breff.



Roadblock
11.28.07 - 11:48 am

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this race gonna be fixed only or geared?



adrianluna
11.28.07 - 11:55 am

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PC = PROVIDENTIAL COMPROMISER



Joe Borfo
11.28.07 - 11:56 am

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PC = "i"

Maybe that's really why he's having that surgery on his skull, to let the evil spirits out?



mr rollers
11.28.07 - 12:06 pm

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Well that would explain him talking to himself on the rides.



User1
11.28.07 - 1:40 pm

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Ride/race/whatever is tonight, period. I'm not taking another night off of work to accommodate some anonymous angry Internet guy. He had his chance. In fact, he still has his chance. Ten at Tangs, tonight. Join me, or don't.



PC
11.28.07 - 2:22 pm

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like a boner in a blizzard......



Roadblock
11.28.07 - 2:33 pm

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More like...



...if you ask me. But, whatevs.



PC
11.28.07 - 2:35 pm

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Rollers: "PC = "i" "

Haha! Which one of Russell's multiple personalities will cross the finish line? Will it be the sharp-witted snarky scholar PC, or the humourless toughguy "i"? Or will an unkown dormant persona emerge and snag the victory?

Be there tonight for Russell's Psychological Disorder Hustle.



City Hobgoblin
11.28.07 - 2:37 pm

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PC has spoken.



Joe Borfo
11.28.07 - 2:38 pm

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since PC can only race "i" on one night forever there will be a shitload of people showing up as "i" to race...





i
11.28.07 - 2:52 pm

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SHITTY HOBO MIDGET

IZ IN UR STUPID KORTS

EEETING UR YUNG

I CAN HAZ BONELESS PLEEZ?



sexy
11.28.07 - 2:57 pm

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" i " am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.



Joe Borfo
11.28.07 - 2:58 pm

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I FROG ROTS

EYE

U IS STUPUD FACE

I SKRATCH U


OUT OF MAI KOOL PEEPLES BUK!

OH MEOWIES SNAP!!



sexy
11.28.07 - 2:59 pm

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Why not Den Dinner on the sidewalk in front of Tangs?

Burrito project!?



hipster
11.28.07 - 3:00 pm

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Sorry I can't make this PC, I have my knitting class tonite. I hope you play nice with this "i" and make sure he states with the WP k? He doesn't sound like a good drinking buddy :-(



User1
11.28.07 - 3:07 pm

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hey sexy, no fair making LOLcat insults. I don't know how to do that yet.



City Hobgoblin
11.28.07 - 3:36 pm

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^^ yeah, cuz you're a fuckin' retard!



Shitty Homo-goblin
11.28.07 - 3:39 pm

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What!? You again!? Get the hell out of here!



City Hobgoblin
11.28.07 - 3:39 pm

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I just have to say this.

Cut it with the negativity - That means Everyone.

If you got a problem with WP keep it to yourself. They are happy doing what they do it the way that they do it.

If you are going to be unoriginal and use the term "Hustle", nobody is going to stop you. But just know that it's kind of lame...

It's sort of like saying we're going to do a "Funderstorm" without asking Skidmarcus first. It's an identity. Something that they are proud of and makes them feel good.

I don't care if WP wants to sell shit. That's what they want to do. Let them!!! It's none of your GD business. I'm sure you've made a fricking t-shirt with a design and sold it. I am pretty sure it's not like they are going corporate with this!

So yeah, people get worked up over bullshit on a thread/forum and a good way to work it out is by a race / joust or whatever, fine. But I really think theres a bunch of hostility coming from a lot of you when we are ALL BICYCLE RIDERS AND NEED TO JUST SUPPORT ONE ANOTHER AND NOT BE JUDGMENTAL "CORE" PRICKS.

Maybe I am misunderstanding the real situation, but thats what I have to say. Some people can't help that they have a sensitive nature or are temperamental. Just try work with each other and give me a goddamn biscuit.

See you on the streets




dot com




Joe Borfo
11.28.07 - 3:58 pm

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borfo, i'll give you a buscuit.



lackflag
11.28.07 - 4:24 pm

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borfo pulled the e-brake on this one.

I think you're right though. I got negative a couple of times over all of this stuff, although I have no problem with the wolfpack or the hustle ride at all. Sign me up for a t-shirt. A whole bunch of negativity .isn't productive....




tern
11.28.07 - 4:48 pm

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Borfo, that was a real hustle rant!



sexy
11.28.07 - 4:53 pm

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Dang Borfo I thought you were an agitator. What with the pacifier routine.



sc_nomad
11.28.07 - 5:00 pm

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PC--man, I won't be able to make it in time. I want to ride with you, man. I found out early this afternoon that I have to cover a class for someone tonight.



tern
11.28.07 - 5:06 pm

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Joe Borfo wrote:

keep it to yourself.

No.



PC
11.28.07 - 5:46 pm

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BORFO haz teh eBRAKES

I HAZ TEH E ACCELERATOR

wolfsses sukz. woof pak r teh suck 2. eyes a kitteh so eye nose abuot tis. kittehs r grets.

woofs form teh paks cuz dey r teh suck. do you see teh kitteh form teh paks? NO - DO NOT WANT!! paks ar 4 students n 4 teh ice. weeez acktuly form teh colonies sumtimes but dey is nut 4 securitay. teh is colonies - dey iz 4 kontrolleng fings. dats kuz weez powerful race of kittehs - weez imperial powah of teh animals kingdums.

i tellz u bout it dis way. iff u squeeze a woofs harballs waht comes out? nuffeng - dat is right. nuffeng. no matters if it r en pak or it r grayt woof - nuffeng from itz harballs.

squeeze teh kittehs harballs and you get bited. but if u squeez ASLAN teh kittehs balls what r coming out?

JOOOSEE!!@!!222!!!

BECUZ WEEEZ SOOPEERIOR 2 WOOFS

KITTEHS RULE TEH ALL

WE ARE TEH SOURCE OF JOOSUS

AND JOOOOOOSEE!!!!

woofs - hiz paks r ok eyez gess . . . it r jez 2 bad 4 dem dey iz not kittehs. drinkz joose u will feelz ur inner kitteh groweng. mebbe next liyfe u will be a kitteh like me

who BICYZ



Knittens
11.28.07 - 6:00 pm

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....I'm gonna skip, doesnt seem like fun anymore....



Roadblock
11.28.07 - 6:20 pm

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TO ALL OF THOSE WHO DO NOT WANT TO RIDE TO SAN PEDRO -

The Joose Box Is open (the westside cubz official Den) so stop on by with some food and/or drinks and get down on the PARTAYY

MUSIC DANCING and all around cubnessness.

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richtotheie
11.28.07 - 6:26 pm

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2613 s. barrington ave 90064

call 310.873.7464 for directions

open til 3



richtotheie
11.28.07 - 6:27 pm

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Just rode to Tang's and back.
I was back home by 10:30. I beat you all.
PC was there, "I" wasn't, I was.



marino
11.28.07 - 10:45 pm

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BORFO 4 DOG CATCHER!!!!!



User1
11.29.07 - 1:07 am

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Joe Borfo
11.29.07 - 1:19 am

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@pc
"i" must also be a species related to the elusive, "MANBEARPIG".
This particular species is known to be particularly aggressive, yet extremely, reclusive.
It only tends to come out when the sound equivalent to that of an "Emu Death Squawk" is sounded.
On the rare occasion one is encountered in the open, stand absolutely still, and have a can of Axe at the ready.
Fragrant smells are known to throw the elusive, "MANBEARPIG/i" into a gibberish-laced frenzy.
This is where you run like hell and leave it be.
Chances are, it will not pursue you.
To put it simply,
"i"="MANBEARPIG"



bentstrider
11.29.07 - 1:23 am

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bentstrider, I do think we'll end up keeping you after all.





strangest thread ever



Joe Borfo
11.29.07 - 1:27 am

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EKTHELTHIOR!



malo lado
11.29.07 - 1:39 am

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the funny thing is that "i" will probably feel too stupid to ride with wolfpack anymore now.the one thing "i" really enjoyed doing.i bet he wishes he kept his feeling to himself.by the way I am"i".happy now guys?



mandingo
11.29.07 - 3:49 am

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Damn.
If mandigo is "i", then.......
MANBEARPIG ELUDED ME AGAIN!!!!
ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!

Time to get me some better traps.



bentstrider
11.29.07 - 4:27 am

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Screw that! i, manbearpig or whatever you wanna call youself these dayzz, you're welcome to roll on through san peedro anytime. This was all in good fun, correct? Good luck on your court appearance this morning. See ya soon!



420LaHaRR
11.29.07 - 4:52 am

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420LaHaRR
11.29.07 - 4:55 am

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Roadblock wrote:

...I'm gonna skip, doesnt seem like fun anymore....

Yeah, 'cause it's not like riding your bike late at night really fast is fun, or anything.



PC
11.29.07 - 5:00 am

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@ PC,
I wasn't going that fast.



Of course I got to the finish half way through the first round :-(............



420LaHaRR
11.29.07 - 5:06 am

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So... PC won. "i" was a no-show, and his posts are more vitriolic than ever.

Carry on.



City Hobgoblin
11.29.07 - 10:58 am

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I object Mandingo, if you are "i"

then will the Webmaster please confirm or reject that Mandingo is "i"?

DUI on your bike in San Diego*#$%^!?



sexy
11.29.07 - 11:31 am

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Of course it's not Dingo. He wouldn't show up to court.



City Hobgoblin
11.29.07 - 12:16 pm

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Hey 420LaHaRR,

I saw a youtube vid of last years toy ride and guess who I saw hitting what looked like it could be a rolled cig?

Seen it?

LOL I should have looked at the number of hits it had.

Oh yeah, no pun intended^^^, but I'll take it anyways!



User1
11.29.07 - 12:19 pm

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Just hit refresh over and over.. Same thing.

(I have a desk job)





Joe Borfo
11.29.07 - 12:33 pm

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ooops posted on wrong thread -

This thread is so PC anyways...



Joe Borfo
11.29.07 - 12:34 pm

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BORFO 4 DOG CATCHER!!!!!

I'm voting for YOU JOE!!!!!



User1
11.29.07 - 12:45 pm

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if you guys forgot to do push-ups in san pedro you totally failed the mission.



adrianluna
11.29.07 - 2:48 pm

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recap of the night for those that where not there.

Did I show up, who, what where.

What really went on.....



sexy
11.29.07 - 9:43 pm

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PC ROCKS!!!!!



illuminateLA
11.29.07 - 11:28 pm

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Hey what's up at minute 2:47? LOL





User1
11.30.07 - 12:38 am

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update me please..i've been piled with work..please inform me, who the hell won ,and BTW who is "I"?



skano
11.30.07 - 1:16 am

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go to bed



Joe Borfo
11.30.07 - 1:20 am

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i is i and you and me and we are in this together

wishing on a spinning wheel you look up to the sky

tell me what you see? tell me what you see? Do you see he?

As you see, we are all i in the end

but don't stop looking

Good nite!!!



User1
11.30.07 - 1:47 am

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"i" didn't show.

It ended up being a ride, a hustle, AND a race. I lost the race. I won the hustle. Everybody won the ride.





PC
11.30.07 - 3:41 am

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are you serious freakazoid "I" didnt show..?
Roadblock it is your duty to tell us who "i" is..please..



skano
11.30.07 - 2:29 pm

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We already know it's you Skano.



Joe Borfo
11.30.07 - 2:37 pm

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You are "i".

"i" is all of you.



malo lado
11.30.07 - 2:51 pm

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stop with the biting, malo lado



hipster
11.30.07 - 2:56 pm

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oh come on...somebody had to say it.



malo lado
11.30.07 - 3:02 pm

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russell hustle



la duderina
04.27.09 - 9:09 pm

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ha ha...PC was telling me this story in San Diego. haha. this was funny



la duderina
04.27.09 - 9:12 pm

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