Rida of the Year
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Roadblock at 02.19.08 - 12:34 pm
JOE mothafuggin BORFO!!!!
my 2007 was significantly changed for the better because of you my man. thanks for planning and making all the trips happen for planning rides and for being a human madscot for RIDAZZ!! BORF08
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3rd......
wonder what will happen once there is a little borfo?.........on second thoughts, I know!!
Limeyfly02.19.08 - 12:38 pm
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i was gonna say that!
i was gonna say that!
i was gonna say that!
BORF08 !
SKIDMARCUS02.19.08 - 12:52 pm
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You rule.com!
Thanks for explaining what "PC" stands for.
cabhauler02.19.08 - 12:55 pm
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No way!!
Borfo fucked up my Salton Sea map that toweliesbong gave to me, in less than 10 minutes!!
Oh yeah, did you see the lame ass bike he road to the sea?
Case closed!
F#ck Borfo!
User102.19.08 - 1:13 pm
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My vote goes for Borfo and his bag full of constant disguises.
He'll show up a different person/species, and fool us all until the last minute.
No one does it better as far as I'm concerned.
bentstrider02.19.08 - 1:18 pm
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rida o the year and a fuckin ride in his honor in Austin?.this guys having a good day.congratu;lations.youve come a long way boy.yeah,tonight, he drinks.
mandingo02.19.08 - 1:19 pm
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Borfo,,Yeah you are...
BORFO 08
skano02.19.08 - 1:41 pm
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seriously! we need a Borfo ride LA too. we all dress as dinobunnysaurskulls
Roadblock02.19.08 - 2:16 pm
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Joe Borfo02.19.08 - 2:58 pm
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All proceeds from this album will be donated to the cause.
turrican02.19.08 - 3:35 pm
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I've had a change in heart with my objection of having Joey being the Rida of the Year. I would like to withdraw my objection.
The last weekend would not have been the same without Joey. Now I'm not necessarily saying it would have been worst or better. Just not the same.
Let's all dress as a brofosaurus and celebrate his zaniness! Prefect summer ride.
User102.20.08 - 12:46 pm
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Joe Borfo drove me to the hospital in Portland and waited for me in the waiting room! I quadruple-nominate him!
onethirtynine02.20.08 - 1:43 pm
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Joe Borfo likes me...and I like him too...
BTW,No one can doubt that in a group full of Leaders such as our group, Borfo's Leadership and initiative remarkably stands-out...
GO BORFY....08
skano02.20.08 - 1:56 pm
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"Joe Borfo likes me.." uh, when you are not shit faced and out of control.
Alright enough attention on me. Ride your fucking bikes!
Joe Borfo02.20.08 - 2:15 pm
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interview time:
where did you gt the name Joe Borfo from?
Roadblock02.20.08 - 2:17 pm
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The name is from a story I never finished that took place in the future of Los Angeles.
KARAOKE HELL
It's funny that the date of the story is now almost coming up.
I wrote it during the invasion of Iraq and it was when I was getting over my depression of my ex. I had just met Maria, we got married in 05 and my life had changed for the better and the story really had no significance for me anymore. Joe Hellvetika Borfo was the main character of this Post Apocalyptic story of Los Angeles who was going to lead a life as a bum in Los Angeles and at night he would become a Karoke Champion singer within this strange community of freaks he stumbles upon, they trick him into thinking he's opened a pathway to hell, but in reality they are tricking him so that he gets a good slap in the face and learns to not be so selfish and self indulgent and ultimately takes responsibility for his own life and future.
I then used the name Reverend Joe H. Borfo at My first burning man event in 04 and afterwards stumbled upon Cacophony society (hence the bunny suits and Megaphones) and finally Midnight Ridazz, So he has been my alter ego ever since.
Thanks for asking, I've always wanted to explain it.
back to work.
Joe Borfo02.20.08 - 2:31 pm
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Hey why'd i get the grampa used to call me that ,story?
skano02.20.08 - 2:35 pm
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My grampa used to call me Borfo or BOAR-HEAD! A term of endearment in a Gardiol fashion.
He would say, "So Joe, what do you know?"
And I would say...... "I don't know. I just don't know"
He died right before I wrote that story, and Joe Borfo was born.
Joe Borfo02.20.08 - 2:41 pm
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mister borfo
ur storee, it inspirez eye! you can haz many cheezburgaz
kthxbai
Knittens02.20.08 - 2:55 pm
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It was funny listening to Joey introduce himself to a guy named Moth at our camp. He introduced himself as Joe Barfo!
It was so cute.
LOL
User102.20.08 - 3:18 pm
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More interview time:
What got you into cycling (not MR--that's pretty easy to guess--but just riding bikes)?
What's your political orientation, if you have one and you don't mind talking about it?
What thing would you like the most to accomplish while you're alive?
Do you play an instrument?
Where did you learn to dance like that?
PC02.21.08 - 4:13 am
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More questions from Dr.Bennassi T Strider.
-Cup or Cone?
-Sugar or Plain?
-IPod or tape Walkman?
-Doo-rags or bandana's?
-Chihuahua or St Bernard?
-Two-step or robot?
-NYPD Blue or Law & Order(which seems more authentic)?
-Satellite or terrestrial?( Sirius/XM vs. regular FM)
bentstrider02.21.08 - 5:34 am
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Sirius radio SERIOUSLY sucks.....Good morning BTW
Regular Mike02.21.08 - 8:03 am
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I NOMINATE BIG GAY ALLEN AS RIDA OF THE CENTURY!
eddieboyinla02.21.08 - 10:31 am
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THAT'S AWESOME THAT BIG GAY AL HAS BEEN RIDING FOR OVER A HUNDRED YEARS
spiraldemon02.21.08 - 10:33 am
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(okay, I should seriously get to work now..)
Precocious Columnist asked:
What got you into cycling (not MR--that's pretty easy to guess--but just riding bikes)?"
-Been Riding bikes since I was a kid. I used to ride long distances on a single speed cruiser with my brother up around Pasadena area, the Rose Bowl and back to NELA since I was 10. It gave me a great sense of freedom and adventure, it helped me realize my fragility, and how I need to maintain a level of responsibility with fun.
What's your political orientation, if you have one and you don't mind talking about it?
-You might be sorry you asked. I identify with a fully autonomous lifestyle. I believe that people should be held accountable for their own actions and that any type of authority is what leads to the degradation of society. Yes, I have an optimistic outlook on humanity, and I have a Utopian view of how the world could be in the future. Humanity if let to follow their own desires without boundaries will eventually learn to find harmony. It doesn't mean we become savage, ruthless killers... We already have that in our government. Our own instincts would lead us towards living together without struggle. We experience this in Midnight Ridazz. We experienced it in Slab City. We create a Zone where we are able to practice radical self reliance and free expression without any rules but our COMMON SENSE. We develop a community of people who look after each other and are able to have a good time without being controlled by authority. I think that we are the seeds that will hopefully mature and sprout the real revolution. This starts by us thinking for ourselves, questioning authority, and following our desires.
Back to reality, I would not consider myself a full on "Anarchist" because there are certain levels of our Government in which I respect (e.g. The Constitution) I lean more towards Libertarianism and Socialism if you want to categorize me.
What thing would you like the most to accomplish while you're alive?
Other than new concept of raising a child. I still want to be a person who inspires others to think for themselves and to not take things so seriously. In what ever capacity I can. I think that's what is most important in my life. And I like to entertain others.
Do you play an instrument?
Kazoo, a mean Cowbell, and a little Ukulele.
Where did you learn to dance like that?
Your momma.
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More questions from Dr.Bennassi T Strider.
-Cup or Cone?
2 Girls, 1 Cup
-Sugar or Plain?
Pure Cane baby
-IPod or tape Walkman?
I miss the Walkman days. But I hate warped tapes.
iPod (victim)
-Doo-rags or bandana's?
huh? Bandanna (Tren Way)
-Chihuahua or St Bernard?
St Bernard, with a barrel of whiskey on its collar.
-Two-step or robot?
I would have to say a combination of the two
-NYPD Blue or Law & Order(which seems more authentic)?
neither - Have you ever seen The Shield? I thought that was more authentic.
-Satellite or terrestrial?( Sirius/XM vs. regular FM)
If I could afford it? satellite
Joe Borfo02.21.08 - 10:48 am
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@Borfo:
"Satellite or terrestrial?( Sirius/XM vs. regular FM)
If I could afford it? satellite "
Clearly, you weren't in our truck on the way home from the future. Holy shit does satellite radio suck ass!
ideasculptor02.21.08 - 10:53 am
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suriusly, its only worth it if you like listening to elvis for 24 hours a day 7 days a week
hartwick, youre a pussy02.21.08 - 11:03 am
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pampers or huggies for the lil Borfokins?
Roadblock02.21.08 - 11:09 am
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Not to get off topic, but I only listen to Chill-35, BoomBox-34, RnB Hits-51, and RawDog-104.
Whomever was in the truck must like a lot of Elvis to have it stuck on Sirius-13!!
Aside from that, I never hear electronic being played much on regular radio.
bentstrider02.21.08 - 5:27 pm
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HEY BORFO---CONDOMS OR BAREBACK? LOL
JUST PLAYING! LOL
eddieboyinla02.21.08 - 6:30 pm
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Question for Hall Pass Joe,
When at In-n-out, what do you order? Do you request your fry's a special way?
What is the first Political book, you read, that left a strong impact on you, Why?
What is the last Political book, you read, that left a strong impact on you,
Why?
Who decided on Ginger, You or Maria?
What is the gut feeling you get when your phone tells you, you have a text message, and it's from SEXY?
If I asked you where I should go on vacation, what would you tell me?
Do you floss your teeth regularly?
If as rida of the year, you had a hall pass this Saturday night, which ride would you go to Rocky Horror, Double Trouble, Easy Breezy, or Los Angelopes.?
Would you wear your tierra, and sach?
Who do you think would win a race from Granada Hills to Long Beach, PAM or sexy?
more to come...................................................
sexy02.28.08 - 10:21 pm
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super LOL @ sexy
"Who do you think would win a race from Granada Hills to Long Beach, PAM or sexy? "
Eric Hair02.28.08 - 10:35 pm
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Hall pass Joe, it looks as you never answered my questions.
sexy05.8.08 - 2:21 pm
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your still ROTY, all year long
sexy05.28.08 - 2:58 pm
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Why you are ROTY
sexy05.28.08 - 3:34 pm
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