I heard Joose sucks?
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franz at 12.13.07 - 3:45 am
I was just reading the internets, and apparently it said Joose is a lame drink which we should probably never have indulged in. The internet also said that the company that makes Joose sucks.
What do you guys think, should we support a sucky, bike hating, idea stealing, disingenuous company just because they make a high alcohol content Malt Liquor?
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Let the record reflect that I was WAY ahead of the curve on the Joose backlash.
PC12.13.07 - 4:01 am
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So, JOOSE will soon become another, bygone, fad of '07?
Yet, Pabst will live on as the party-drink of choice on group rides with attitude.
Not that I have anything against it, but I'm more of a cowboy when it comes to alcohol.
bentstrider12.13.07 - 4:36 am
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adam yous ah cool dude,,yeah joose is OK if yiou can hadndle it me personally i rather not fuck with it cause all the caffine kind ah makes my blacking out extra fucking long that means i'll like talk ta ya like for one hour and wont rmmber it at all tomorrow,,ha hah not funny watch the joose, joose heads,,but Framz you know was up wit thee JOOSSE..i likes joosey p^&%$yses hah hahhah
skano12.13.07 - 4:56 am
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what's up?
what idea was stolen?
yay thoughtcrime
spiraldemon12.13.07 - 9:39 am
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PC sez:
"Let the record reflect that I was WAY ahead of the curve on the Joose backlash."
Word. I was on the preemptive backlash front.
City Hobgoblin12.13.07 - 9:58 am
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FUCK JOOSE!!!
DOUBLE FUCK JOOSE!!!
PC & CHG et al.....Joose isnt dead because it tastes bad and burns your digestive tract and bleeps your memory and has ugly ugly graphics on the can. Its also because they ripped of ideas from Richie and the Cubzz and give us nothing, nothing! After everything we did for them they shit all over us. Not even the t-shirts they promised were "in the mail"....
...It is with very little regret that I declare...
JOOSE IS DEAD.
SKIDMARCUS12.13.07 - 10:14 am
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I just found their website while looking for franz's article. It looks like a low rent fraternity photo album, with compelling testimonials like this:
"Bryan, Irvine CA 11/25/07
I LOVE THIS SHIT. used to be a sparks plus drinker until I met Joose. i'm buzzin off a couple Jooses right now!! my friends and i seriously talk about this product constantly."
Man, how can I get in on some intense inebriated Joose conversations? Oh wait I'm in one right now.
City Hobgoblin12.13.07 - 10:18 am
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SKIDDIE MARKIE sez:
"Its also because they ripped of ideas from Richie and the Cubzz and give us nothing, nothing! After everything we did for them they shit all over us."
Wait, what did you guys do? And what "ideas" did they steal? Were you repping joose or something? Tell!
City Hobgoblin12.13.07 - 10:22 am
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Never Had Joose.
Can't find Joose in the South Bay.
I'm stuck with the Black Sparks.
Wouldn't mind drinking Joose.
Noble Experiment12.13.07 - 10:29 am
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"Bryan, Irvine CA 11/25/07
I LOVE THIS SHIT. used to be a sparks plus drinker until I met Joose. i'm buzzin off a couple Jooses right now!! my friends and i seriously talk about this product constantly."
hahahahahahaha i bet this is bryan rippetoe.
ruinedbyidiots12.13.07 - 10:49 am
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don't believe the hype.
JOOSE SUCKS, DON'T DRINK IT
more for me
Joe Borfo12.13.07 - 12:26 pm
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Oh nice!!!
5 weeks into my 10 week training session with my Buddha master and now this shit is not trendy anymore!!
Will I ever make it to hipsterdom!?!?!?!?
User112.13.07 - 12:54 pm
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Seriously, I get hurt every time I drink JOOSE! They stiffed the Cubz, stole Richie's idea... joose is wack! I'm not even gonna capitalize that shit anymore. Maybe we should make out OWN premium malt liquor energy bev. to compete w/ joose! Franz when you come back to L.A. you should throw those joose arm cuffs in to the ocean... well... no don't litter... mail it to joose w/ a note telling them they missed out! big time!
mixtemotions12.13.07 - 2:42 pm
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A-Effing-men.
Joose is going down and they will see it.
richtotheie12.13.07 - 2:56 pm
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OK I know you guys got alot of Joose in the frig, can I have the left overs?
Or how bout me and the boyz come pick it up?
User112.13.07 - 2:58 pm
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I'm currently lamenting my two and a half cases of joose sitting in my restaurant...
Lance K12.14.07 - 6:28 pm
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bring it for the brunch. as much as we hate it, we'll still drink it.
brassknuckle12.14.07 - 6:32 pm
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I had one sip the other night and couldn't ride straight, or was it the two Arrogant Bastards and the Abbey?
mr rollers12.14.07 - 6:41 pm
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Cubbiez, mixed emotions,
Steel Monkey,
Make up a new name, and market it. maybe call it "CUBZ GIZ" .
That stuff must be good, you kids drink it.
I quite the sparks last winter, when I got emails, telling me my behavior wasn't acceptable, while I was on it. I would get arthritis's when I would drink it.
sexy12.14.07 - 7:45 pm
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Last remnants of JOOSE (in ice cube popsicle q-tip form) were washed down the drain last night by Richie. Good riddance! No more Joose!
mixtemotions12.17.07 - 3:09 pm
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I actually like juice...but it makes me forget stuff....and I don't get as much for recycling!
[laughs!!]
tern12.17.07 - 3:11 pm
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Eric Hair12.17.07 - 4:45 pm
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umm.. i still don't think it's been explained what idea was stolen... i'm kinda confused...
e-rock12.17.07 - 6:35 pm
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Ah, the good ol' days of Joose.
SPOOK responding to a
comment by skano
05.19.09 - 5:19 pm
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I drank a Joose the other day on purpose.
Mook05.19.09 - 5:30 pm
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Now, only if this stuff was alcoholic.
http://www.drankbeverage.com/
Mook05.19.09 - 5:31 pm
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joose is back, with the new flavor jungle joose, just as alcoholic as orange and purple but tastes even better. plus it has a crazy green absinthe/mtn dew like glow!
larsenf responding to a
comment by Mook
05.19.09 - 6:04 pm
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i identify with JOOSE culture
larsenf responding to a
comment by turrican
05.19.09 - 6:11 pm
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larsenf's culture > hipster culture
turrican responding to a
comment by larsenf
05.19.09 - 6:13 pm
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and by us I mean everybody here.
Fixed that for ya.
turrican responding to a
comment by trickmilla
05.19.09 - 7:08 pm
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I'm full of a lot of things, but Joose is not one of them.
trickmilla responding to a
comment by Debut213
05.19.09 - 7:40 pm
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You heard correctly.
It's just...bad.
I drank it once to replace Sparks.
Never again.
HappyLand05.19.09 - 8:26 pm
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Fuck! That sounds amazing!
Where do you get it?!
HappyLand responding to a
comment by Eric Hair
05.19.09 - 8:27 pm
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IDK man, I prefer JOOSE over Sparks but I prefer Tilts over JOOSE... ehhhhh. Joose is aight. PURPLE DRAGON.
northernsoulbyrd05.19.09 - 9:43 pm
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Cutty Sark Vs. Jack Daniels Vs. The People
HANDBONE05.19.09 - 9:49 pm
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have they cut the caffeine, taurine and guarana and all that good shit outta sparks in LA yet?
bone_yer_bike05.19.09 - 10:04 pm
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You guys just need to try Jungle JOOSE, trust me.
larsenf05.19.09 - 10:05 pm
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Back in my day if we wanted to stay up all night and not remember anything we would just drink a pot of coffee and a bottle of baileys.
hell, we still do that anyway.
gac05.19.09 - 11:54 pm
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I was riding back from work on Sunday night and found a bunch of empty JOOSE cans sitting in the back alley that goes near the fairgrounds.
bentstrider05.20.09 - 1:01 am
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"have they cut the caffeine, taurine and guarana and all that good shit outta sparks in LA yet?"
- bone_yer_bike
Yes, and I guess that stuff did something for the flavor, because now it tastes bad. (and that's a relative statement)
"jungle joose = vomit party."
-northernsoulbyrd
It's a poor carpenter who blames his tools.
Eric Hair05.20.09 - 2:30 am
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well i heard you have a broken wrist, which is why you cant enjoy the delicious flavor of jungle joose... buahahahaa
theladiesman05.20.09 - 9:48 am
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purple dragon? 5 of those will have you feeling like youre chasing dragons... heroin and shit
theladiesman05.20.09 - 6:01 pm
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I love the way Joose hits you.
SPOOK05.20.09 - 11:19 pm
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5 of those = vomit party, chasing dragons and then heart attack... in that specific order.
northernsoulbyrd responding to a
comment by theladiesman
05.20.09 - 11:45 pm
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