NOTE: All timestamps are in the future because WE are in the future. The care takers of Midnight Ridazz.com reserves the right to remove, edit, move or delete anything for any reason. None of the opinions expressed on these boards represent the Midnight Ridazz nor can anyone purport to speak on behalf of Midnight Ridazz.
Thread started by richtotheie at 03.11.09 - 6:56 pm
-----THE START HAS CHANGED-----
We will be rotating the start point of C.R.A.N.K MOB due to it's massive balls. 1950 Sawtelle is a jock strap or bra 3 sizes too small.
______________________________________
FOR THIS MONTH:
GANG WARZ has 4 starting points. Take your pick. Each start will leave at 10pm SHARP towards the battle ground at PAN PACIFIC PARK where we will fight with FUN, be accompanied by LIVE BAND(S) and converge to take over Hollywood and Sunset Strips!
STARTING POINTS: Westside-
....Westwood Park parking lot
....C.R.A.N.K. MOB park
Eastside-
....Tangs Donut (sunset and fountain)
....Exposition Park
Arrive with your gang! Dress how you want! Say what you want! Do what you want!
Keep your theme constant throughout your GANG.
Need examples? LOST BOYZ, WARRIORS, HENCHMEN, PIRATES, SPANDEX NINJAS etc.
Prepare for GANG WARZ!!
BRING ANY OR ALL OF THE FOLLOWING!!
PILLOW
FOAM BAT
FOAM NOODLE
NERF GUNS
or anything else you can beat people with that won't break an arm.
Battle Royal!!!
AND A DANCE PARTY!!!!!!
_______________________________________________________________________
THE TEN CRANKMOBMENTS
1. HAVE FUN - That's is why we're here! Let's make sure that we can keep having fun by paying attention to the rest of these points.
2. BE SAFE - We don't want anyone to get hurt, that includes you. If you or your bike are in no condition to ride, don't ride.
3. BE RESPECTFUL - Respect the people around you and be aware of what you're doing. Respect yourself and don't get hurt. Respect the places we go to so that we can come back next month.
4. BE RESPONSIBLE - Your actions have
consequences. They also reflect on the entire group so please be smart. If you spot anyone being unsafe or disrespectful, call them out on it.
5. COMMUNICATE - Call out hazards in the >road. Call out the next turn. Call out if you're slowing, stopping or starting to go. Call out everything.
6. PASS IT ON - If you hear someone calling something out, repeat it to make sure everyone hears.
7. LEAVE NO TRACE - Clean up your litter. Let's leave this place like we were never here.
8. HOLD YOUR LINE - Watch where you're going and don't weave recklessly through the crowd. If you need to stop, slowly make your way to the right side of the road where stopping is safe.
9. STAY RIGHT - Leave the left lane open for passing cars. Please don't ride into oncoming traffic.
10. SLOW DOWN - The party is right here, not up there somewhere. Stay with us and follow the ride leaders. They know where we're going.
11. HAVE F.U.N. - Cuz it's worth saying twice!
_______________________________________________________________________
We Ride on this ride.
We Drink on this ride.
We Smoke on this ride.
We Impregnate on this ride.
We PARTY TIME on this ride.
We DANCE PARTY on this ride.
We MAKE IT HAPPEN on this ride.
So Bring It.
WHAT TIME IS IT!??!?!
PARTY TIME!!!!!!
When i say C.R.A.N.K.!!!!
You say MOB!!!!
___________________________________________________
Remember that YOU ARE THE MOB! YOU BRING THE FUN!
February's record Facebook Confirmed Guests: 527
______________________________________________________
Feb's C.R.A.N.K. MOB had about 700 riders
NOTE*
Do not go in front of the ride leaders or you will get lost!
When towards the front, assume that the ride will stop at every Red Light! Sometimes we have to in order to regroup! The leader will call out "ROLLING" or "STOPPING" to signal the group.
If someone is doing something unsafe, CALL THEM OUT!!! We have to police ourselves in order to keep this a fun and safe ride!
No weaving through the crowd. Call out "on your left/right" when passing.
NEVER ride on the opposite side of the street.
******If you attempt to steal,******
****be prepared to be tackled*****
**AND TURNED INTO THE POLICE**
Thank you to those who have donated towards covering the cost of Spoke Cards and the stolen items from ALBERTSONS last month!! You are the TRUE heroes of the ride!
____________________________________________________
Want to have a say in the music on C.R.A.N.K. MOB??
Upload here! Just create folder with your name on it.
each starting point isn't supposed to be one particular GANG. You and yoru friends join the other 'gangs' at which ever start you want. and the MOBS converge for WARRR!!!
IS THIS A GANG RIDE FO REALZ DAWG CUZ I BE ROLLIN TO DIS SHIT ON THE REALS MY DOGGY DAWG DILDO AND I BE POOTIN ALL U POOSEEZ ON BLAST DOGGY DOG FUCK UR WHOLE LIFE
I cant help the feeling that people are messing up our vision of matching attire....for something much more.....yeah. You get me. Well I'm still fucking excited. Moz. I tell you. Whole messa moz.
me and my band of long beach pirates will attend and squash the scallywags..
on another note, i met some 14 year old kids on fixed gears who said they will be at their first crank mob this week.. i think i might have sacared them a little, cause of my drunkness on a tuesday, but fuck it their down. yaaaay son.
You bring your OWN gang to any of the 4 starts. At each start there should be dozens of gangs that will all travel together to meet up at Pan Pacific, battle it out, and dance!!!!!!!
BTW.
We have a special guest that will be there dancing:
When the zombie-stomper himself is busy working on a cure for the epidemic, the hordes continue to swallow what remaining, uninfected areas of LA there still are.
Within due time, the UBCS will be out in force and ready to clean house.
Until then, West LA BRAVO and CHARLIE teams, resort to melee arms and conserve your ammo.
two things:
1. hop a train and get down here for CM!!!! we need you for the red mohawk gang
2. does the "t" in bentstrider stand for anything or is it a standalone like "mr t?"
Raccoon City is dead, blown off the face of the Earth, replaced with a nuclear power plant!!!
Contrary to what you've been hearing, Umbrella Corporation went public after buying out the failed stocks of Roadway, then switching to strict, military load-operations.
This has given the enterprise a way to crawl out of the ashes and begin life, anew.
-->
Ridazz Roulette!
-----THE START HAS CHANGED-----
... how about the `Baseball Furies' for the Tang's gang?
IS THIS A GANG RIDE FO REALZ DAWG CUZ I BE ROLLIN TO DIS SHIT ON THE REALS MY DOGGY DAWG DILDO AND I BE POOTIN ALL U POOSEEZ ON BLAST DOGGY DOG FUCK UR WHOLE LIFE
don't forget your PILLOWS AND FOAM BATS/NOODLES!!!
YAAA
HIIIIII YA!
I wish I could be there. Maybe my wish will be fulfilled ;)
jumpstyle????? jumpstyleee???!?!?!?!?!?!?! you better not come looking like this ---->>>
So my gang and I will be meeting at Tangs.
ZOMBIES!!!!!!!
Holy crap, zombie gang? Scary.
Zombies, fuckin' figures.
Dont steal at Crank Mob, or else this'll happen...
oh noes... now teh kittehs are in gangs! This is getting celery!