Bicycle Spoke Card Collector Series
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Joe Borfo at 12.2.07 - 11:57 am
Paul,
These are friggin' brilliant!
I particularly identify with the
'Tard card'.
Are there more?
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I'm a little bit #1 and #29. Together Borfo and I are #27,(can you guess who is who?)
sexy12.2.07 - 1:06 pm
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I wish Bike Snob had done these. They'd have been funnier, and better written.
PC12.2.07 - 3:44 pm
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who is bike snob?
sexy12.2.07 - 4:13 pm
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what's the route? i don't think i can make the start time but i'm going to try to meet up in the middle.
molesto12.2.07 - 4:21 pm
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yeah well maybe if i knew the person publishing them and knew he did n't mean any derect depictions, maybe i would understand but this Rev seems to be a wolf within the humble sheep. Like a comedian that chills with us just to make fun of us..i am an easy going chill person, but it dosnt take a smartass to realize this shit..just really read them for yourself again.
,,hmmm i just might be making a point..LAter
SixtyLowRida12.2.07 - 5:38 pm
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Well this bike snob didin't make them, so too bad.
Perhaps you shouldn't take them our yourselves too seriously...hmmm?
I've got 30 in total, I'll add the rest as I get them done.
I even did one of myself, how could I resist?
rev10612.2.07 - 8:10 pm
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Nice.
I didn't see anything pertaining to me in there though.
All the others, I have actually seen in many places.
Especially the TCH and the Amigo's.
I normally have near and full-on collisions with their vessels when riding through total darkness.
Usually have the lights on, they come out of a corner, then it's either swerve and miss, or.....KABOOOOOOM!!!
Shrapnel, schnitzel, scrap metal, Naquadah, and power relay crystals laying all over the street.
bentstrider12.2.07 - 8:54 pm
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I just wanted them to be funnier, that's all. It's a great premise, but the execution sucked.
PC12.2.07 - 9:22 pm
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hey rev from your response i could tell youre not an A-hole,,sorry for the over analyzing ( i like the hipster one).,,
skano12.2.07 - 9:33 pm
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Are you apoligizing now because you've reconized my bicycle warlord status? Huh? Huh?
Be afwaid.
As to the guy who thinks the excution is poor, by all means build a better moustrap. Critisism is only valid if you have something to offer yourself.
I'm the guy who handed out hunderds of stickers that say "SKINNY TIRE BIKE !@#$?" just to clown one of my friends,,,obviously you don't know funny. I Know funny, son.
rev10612.2.07 - 10:59 pm
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Then be funny.
PC12.2.07 - 11:01 pm
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Yeah whatever where is the party Saturday?
SKIDMARCUS12.2.07 - 11:03 pm
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Room 205.
PC12.2.07 - 11:07 pm
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As a comedian, you're a great bike mechanic.
PC12.2.07 - 11:11 pm
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before i post what i really really want to post....
...PC ~ how many more days off do you have?
SKIDMARCUS12.2.07 - 11:13 pm
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I can take as many as I want, but I don't get paid for any of them. Why, do you want to race me?
PC12.2.07 - 11:31 pm
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PC thinks he funny... now that's funny!
Joe Borfo12.2.07 - 11:38 pm
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So you admit that I'm funny. There; I've run rings around you logically.
PC: 1
Borfo: 0
PC12.2.07 - 11:54 pm
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It's like a never-ending, sitcom on these boards.
And it involves heavy, audience participation.
bentstrider12.2.07 - 11:58 pm
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PC,
You're not funny - ha ha funny, but you're funny.
Joe Borfo12.3.07 - 12:04 am
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I think the cartoons are funny.
It's just sad how seriously some of you people take this place....
Enzo Gucci12.3.07 - 12:20 am
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the serious part is over..
good job on the cards "war lord"
(armchair critics)that shit was hilarious.
i got loot that says some one else is gonna say 'it's funny how people take things serious on here" again..ha ha
skano12.3.07 - 12:26 am
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HI REV.
I DID NOT LIKE DEH MOVIE: MATRIX 3
I DO NOT HAV DEH RESOURCE TO MAKE BETTER.
MY OPINYUN IT DUZ NOT COUNT??????
OH BOTHER. I GESS I LIKE DEH MOVIE DEN :-(
YaMYeoW12.3.07 - 12:47 am
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CryBaby(Alex thomson) talks about annoying drunk kids... i thunk i ghet deh piont!
skano12.3.07 - 12:59 am
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oh i meant yamLex somethung!
skano12.3.07 - 1:03 am
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the good ol piss on the garage,,haha
you could have down sized the pic,,or better yet have a innocent bystander eewing the piss,like a prissy girl eww..
or chugging a beer and pissing at the same time..HAHA
SixtyLowRida12.3.07 - 3:09 am
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I love it when a plan comes together.
rev10612.3.07 - 7:55 am
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great job...you hit the nail on the head again...its going to be interesting seeing how many people get offended by by your cards.
dave12.3.07 - 8:57 am
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Thank you, thank you, thank you... you're too kind. (I will now take a bow). (bow taken.)
rev10612.3.07 - 9:06 am
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Good stuff Paul! Keep going until all tribes are represented (made fun of).
cabhauler12.3.07 - 10:33 am
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Just don't mess with the Elite Core© or I will have you taken out.
Joe Borfo12.3.07 - 10:38 am
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Eleite core? I'm the bicycle warlord of the SFV, I fear nothing, eat most everything.
rev10612.3.07 - 10:42 am
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aRE your Challenging Me TO a JOUST!?
Joe Borfo12.3.07 - 10:49 am
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Man what happen to being able to take a joke?
Fuckin awesome job on the cards Paul. I can't wait to see the one on a CM rider. You are doing one on that right?
User112.3.07 - 1:12 pm
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i would think that one would be my way or the highway.
jchungerford12.3.07 - 1:53 pm
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J,
That might be the tude of one of the ridazz on the CM, but it doesn't come close to the overall group's vibe.
User112.3.07 - 2:17 pm
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ahh i c what u r saying......
cant wait 2 see the rest of them rev. very entertaining these illustrations are.
jchungerford12.3.07 - 2:50 pm
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Can you see it now? Booster packs for sale at O20 for $5 for a pack of 8 random spoke cards. Of course there will be one rare per pack.
the reverend dak12.3.07 - 5:27 pm
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Hopefully, I'll have a 4-8 more done soon.
Paul, Stiring the Pot!
rev10612.4.07 - 7:21 am
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Actually Dak, that isn't a bad idea. As a very active entrepreneur I believe that has merit.
jchungerford12.4.07 - 12:12 pm
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6 more to chew on bitches....
rev10612.6.07 - 10:20 am
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Rad, though the "Bicycle Lizard" doesn't remind me of ANYONEborfo I know, haha.
cabhauler12.6.07 - 10:34 am
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will these eventually be printed/laminated and then handed out to their respective stereotypes?
ruinedbyidiots12.6.07 - 11:01 am
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I can see it now. kids sittin out back on a summer day tradin cards:
"I'll trade you a lizard card for a Dude."
Or "How about a Dykes on Bikes for a Vegan Princess and a Toothless Crack Head."
Drew12.6.07 - 1:46 pm
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cccshhhh!!
Can I get a spell checker on aisle five please?
Thank you
Drew12.6.07 - 1:48 pm
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Being a self proclaimed "bicycle advocate" I think that a few of these spoke cards show the fear and sense of inadequacy about not graduating from college that the spoke card creator must feel.
College isn't that big of a deal. People who go to college are not all douchebags with megaphones and ideas that they ram down your throat.
I laughed pretty hard at these spoke cards, but they are iknd of childish and petty. Funny as hell though.
ubrayj0212.6.07 - 1:57 pm
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will these eventually be printed/laminated and then handed out to their respective stereotypes?
My inner NY'er says "fuck it, why the hell not", but knowing all the fancy pant people who get all butthurt over nothing....
I can see the thread with 500 posts now.
kyber12.6.07 - 2:15 pm
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I went to colled, I mean College or is that collage? I wasnt planing on making then lamintated but I do publish them in Chicken-Head Records Zine, normaly available at the bike kitchen and orange 20. You could make them up yourself if you want.
rev10612.6.07 - 6:21 pm
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I'm a cross between #8 and #22.
Except I regale tales of activities in other cities and how badly they suck, or how cool they are.
And I'm notorious for "short-cutting".
Yeah, I posted this in the "Spoke Card Archive", mistook it for this thread.
bentstrider12.6.07 - 6:42 pm
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OK, #21 (Sparky) was actually funny. "We're taking the lane!"
PC12.6.07 - 10:29 pm
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These things are a paradoy of stuff I had as a kid, like Star Wars collector cards. Each card had a picture of a charcater and then a description plus other vital stats, with that in mind perhaps you can see where this is coming from. Perhaps it's before your time? These kinds of things were very prolific in the 70's and 80's, they made them for every TV show that kids would watch like the Dukes of Hazzard or the A-team.
rev10612.7.07 - 7:45 am
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