I have a forum Crush.
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Tarmonster. at 03.2.09 - 3:07 pm
On PC. But the again I mean, who doesnt?
Go on confess to the people who's post make you swoon. :D
Oh you, forum trolls keep me smiling.
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(awaiting la duderina to step up)
FORUM CAT FIGHT!
canadienne 03.2.09 - 3:11 pm
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What are you talking about! I want to have his children!
"Well, I feel my work in the forums is done
... WHO AM I KIDDING, THE WORK IS NEVER DONE."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tarmonster. 03.2.09 - 3:12 pm
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PC_ is not me. So your forum crush is legit, but your Twitter crush is on someone else (actually several someones),.
PC 03.2.09 - 3:15 pm
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Yeah Yeah. Denial. Just like Robert Stanfield says he isn't "i".
Joe Borfo 03.2.09 - 3:16 pm
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I like where this is going.
I'm also totally forum crushing on mixedemotions.
Tarmonster. 03.2.09 - 3:17 pm
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You stay away from Mixte - She's my Crush!
Joe Borfo 03.2.09 - 3:19 pm
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ohmygawd. I would suck imachynna's dick. And take it to the dome.
<3
Tarmonster. 03.2.09 - 3:28 pm
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Too late Borfo:
"I have a crush on mixtemotions!
toweliesbong
08.2.07 - 3:47 pm"
Get in line pal!
toweliesbong 03.2.09 - 3:32 pm
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I hate to burst anybody's bubble, but I'm mixtemotions. I mean, I'm not Nicole Arneson--obviously that's a real person who is separate from me--but the forum poster mixtemotions is just a character I created to see if I could type the way N.A. talks. So some of you actually have a crush on me twice.
PC 03.2.09 - 3:35 pm
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"ohmygawd. I would suck imachynna's dick. And take it to the dome.
<3"
What time? I'll have dinner ready at my apartment by 8. We can have sexy time afterwards. Wear something gray, yeah? I like that.
imachynna 03.2.09 - 3:41 pm
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I'd like to have a big forum orgy with Sexy, PC and User1.
la duderina 03.2.09 - 4:05 pm
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I knew there was one I was missing...Borfo, you'd be in there, too. fa shooow
la duderina 03.2.09 - 4:07 pm
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I have a huge crush on hatehills. I love his doggystyle.
hatehills 03.2.09 - 4:27 pm
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Can't an underage girl make jokes? :(
No.
imachynna 03.2.09 - 4:29 pm
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I do too, on hatehills, because of the "one less fixie" in his profile
la duderina 03.2.09 - 4:29 pm
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I'm not a playa I just crush a lot....
Debut213 03.2.09 - 4:30 pm
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your mom junu!!
its ok, you know I want your sexy legs in my orgy, too!
la duderina 03.2.09 - 4:32 pm
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Hey yo I'm still not a playa but you still a hater
Elevator to the top hah, see you later
Debut213 03.2.09 - 4:33 pm
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User1 and PC, yes!
Fuck Sexy, not literally, of course.
Sincerely,
Brad
toweliesbong 03.2.09 - 4:49 pm
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freudian slip Brad? Yeah you would like to fuck me.
don't forget I have something to tell you
Dude,
You like to chat on line with old fat dudes and have the ultimate on line chat crush with one Mr Mackey body type character...
OOkaay
sexy 03.2.09 - 4:59 pm
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Mygawd. I totally wanna do the Nasties with you Chynnamagato. In da butt.
And that Knittens. Oof. I can haz sexy times? But I know hes a gato, and I iz a hooman. And my lolspeak is TERRIBLE!
Tarmonster. 03.2.09 - 5:10 pm
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Some times you guyz make no effing sense on this forum.. None Zilch no Sense at all ..
Debut213 03.2.09 - 5:16 pm
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that's the beauty of the internets. I can imagine people to look anyway I want them to.
la duderina 03.2.09 - 5:17 pm
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Considering the objects of your online crushes, that skill is going to come in very very handy.
PC 03.2.09 - 5:22 pm
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i have a forum crush on WIFEBIKE. i'd take her on a pb&j sammich picnic anyday!
coldcut 03.2.09 - 5:24 pm
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hahahaa good thing in reality all of my crushes are entirely platonic.
la duderina 03.2.09 - 5:29 pm
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And in case you ever are tempted to point them in a non-platonic direction, I have two words for you: Allan's tits.
PC 03.2.09 - 5:33 pm
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HI COMRADE!!!
I have a forum crush on coldcut, too. cuz he gets seinfeld jokes. and he's a comrade. workers of the world UNITE!
oh and also, ms canada, for her canadianism and wonderful wit (and her Seinfeld references)
la duderina 03.2.09 - 5:34 pm
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You dont double dip the chip. Its like kissing everyone is the room.
:O
Tarmonster. 03.2.09 - 5:40 pm
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I wouldnt be a flully stripped MoM Ridda if i didnt throw in I have a forum crush on your MOMz....
Debut213 03.2.09 - 5:41 pm
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Maybe it is not a crush, but I would certainly not kick user "yo delicious" out of my bed for being crumbs!
SPILLING crumbs. I would not kick her out of my bed for SPILLING crumbs. I would never eat user "yo delicious." She is too salty! Ha, ha, ha!
PAM 03.2.09 - 5:54 pm
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**like putting your whole mouth right in the dip.
la duderina 03.2.09 - 6:07 pm
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"I have a crush on chynna, too."
I thought that went without saying because everyone does!
Hagbard Celine 03.2.09 - 6:44 pm
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OH HAI TRARMONSTA
duz u says teh languages uf smoochiez lurvies?
den we cans talk
KTHZBAI
OH HAIZ
el duderinos
y u so slow
u needs reel crush
plate-on-it crsuh no gud
KTHZ BAI
OH HAI
udder peeples
u iz not entresting 2 eye
KTHXBAI
Knittens 03.2.09 - 6:49 pm
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"I have a crush on the FBI."
I would, too, if it wasn't incest.
Hagbard Celine 03.2.09 - 6:50 pm
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OH HAI
eye haz teh bad moods
fogive eyes WANT
alsro
eye krush myslef!
diz y lick myflef n why eye taykes teh tyme off
frum workin teh ladey kittehs
KTHZBAI
Knittens 03.2.09 - 6:51 pm
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I have no idea who you are, but la duderina is always entertaining. PC too, but I know who he is.
cabhauler 03.2.09 - 8:04 pm
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i have a crush on my hand , we're engaged.
Lefty + David = fun
DavidArchey 03.2.09 - 8:12 pm
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I have no idea who you are, but la duderina is always entertaining. PC too, but I know who he is.
cabhauler
03.2.09 - 11:04 pm
yeah, its so much more romantic when you haven't met in real life.
la duderina 03.2.09 - 8:14 pm
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So when's this sex tape coming out?
I'm putting an order in for the director's cut!!
User1 03.2.09 - 8:53 pm
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I would like to crush Knittens.
sexy 03.2.09 - 8:59 pm
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Remind me not to invite you to my party Dave.
User1 03.2.09 - 9:09 pm
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if you are talking to me, My name is David
sexy 03.2.09 - 9:09 pm
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I'd have to get a release from my girlfriend.
No, not that kind of release!
cabhauler 03.2.09 - 9:13 pm
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Sorry man, David is too biblical for my taste. It's a personal choice thing for me. I choose to distance myself from the bible as much as I can. I'm sure you understand, yeah?
Sorry for the delay. We now return you back to your forum crushes........
User1 03.2.09 - 9:49 pm
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this is the funniest forum ive seen tonight..
^(*.*)^
LionSaciDking 03.2.09 - 10:57 pm
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Ze knitttens, iz wuld gibes yoo a tongue showa with ma mouf. all oba yoor fayce.
I have a forum crush on that one animal....pizzawolf.
Whats up with me and beastiality?
Tarmonster. 03.3.09 - 1:59 am
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what if i was allergic to peanuts?!?!? asshole.
WIFE BIKE 03.3.09 - 9:33 am
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that picture is some how disturbing and erotic.
waiting to see: " two kittens one cup"
robert stanfield 03.3.09 - 9:43 am
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i have a crush on my hand , we're engaged.
Lefty + David = fun
DavidArchey
you're left handed?
Frozen Fingersss 03.3.09 - 11:07 am
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WHAT!? That video is terrible, just terrible.
Tarmonster. 03.3.09 - 11:40 am
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I have a crush on the Forum too! I open myself daily to Forum, sharing my innermost dreams and desires and dilemmas, and she returns instantly and manifold with love, listening and lols! Forum, tell me this is real love! could it be that our one soul found both halves, one digital, one
3D , conjoined in Ridazz bliss?
Oh, to make my clothes of your beautiful threads!
~*SWOON*~
SKIDMARCUS 03.3.09 - 12:01 pm
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I have a forum crush on Skidmarcus...I lol at almost everything he says. :D
Tarmonster. 03.3.09 - 1:58 pm
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LOL I see someone has a crush on Abram the Safety Ape! Yeah he's part of the Art of Bleeding troop here in LA. Which is lead by Rev Al who was pretty much single handedly responsible for ALOT of fun stuff that went on with the LA Cacophony society a few years back.
They are doing some stuff tonite, here is part of the email recieved,
TONIGHT! Tuesday, March 3, 10pm-12am
Curbside ambulance recording and "casting" session. Come inside the ambulance to share stories of personal medical trauma and contribute to the GORY DETAILS audio/video project. Those prone to preventative absurdity may also have a plaster "safety cast" lovingly applied by our unlicensed nursing enthusiasts. We?ll also be showing sneek peaks at our most recent videos. Also performing: The 60 Watt Kid (from Oakland), Bobb Bruno (Polar Goldie Cats). DJs Prickle, Quin, and Don Bolles. FREE! 1941 Hyperion Ave, Los Angeles, California 90027
How do you know when you're in love?
User1 03.3.09 - 3:22 pm
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Who has a crush on Robert Stanfield?
sexy 03.3.09 - 3:28 pm
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That's cause you have standards!!
User1 03.3.09 - 3:48 pm
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:D
But thats no surprise...
I wnat to know some serial juicy crush....like...
PC!
Like whoa.
Tarmonster. 03.3.09 - 4:00 pm
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That one's ez, PC crush is Annie.
User1 03.3.09 - 4:10 pm
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Damn you PC!!
I love where this thread has gone.
I have a forum crush on Eddyboy...
OHMYGAWD! I WENT THERE!
Tarmonster. 03.3.09 - 5:30 pm
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oh and gabby, you don't need to be a lefty to prefer it that way!
oh yeah, I went THERE!
FuzzBeast 03.3.09 - 5:33 pm
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what if i was allergic to peanuts?!?!? asshole.
WIFE BIKE
03.3.09 - 12:33 pm
hahaha.
i would carry you on my back while i peddle to the hospital!
vegan pita wraps?
coldcut 03.3.09 - 5:50 pm
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Hey Tarmonster and Fuzzbeast, where did you gaise go?
imachynna 03.3.09 - 7:05 pm
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I have a crush on the various legs of you sexy bastards and bastardettes.
ephemerae 03.3.09 - 7:23 pm
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I went to the top of the hill near my house to watch the sun set.
FuzzBeast 03.3.09 - 7:37 pm
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I can haz crushes on OLIVES U!?!! I can not help it... Tarsis makes me blush all the time.. and ....BUT wait, if I have a crush on PC then do I really have a crush on me?? That's cool. Anyhooo I can't wait til we're all old and in diapers so we can all be like... Oooooh I love you so much I will change your poopy diaper. That will be sweet of us. Crush crush crush Katie O'Shea...C.R.U.S.H. MOB!!... SKIDMARCUS... I crush you and snort you up like GARLIC!!! and have garlic pizza boogers!!! (I swear this is NICOLE ARNESON THE REAL PERSON NOT PC!!)
mixtemotions 03.3.09 - 8:37 pm
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I thought that pic was a kitten in a vagina but then I made it big and it's worse somehow!! I think a kitten coming out of a vagina is funny... is that wierd!
mixtemotions 03.3.09 - 9:57 pm
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Only if you haven't had sex with a cat.
MIXTEMOTIONS HAS A CRUSH ON ME.
It's because I ride a mixte.
katiepoche 03.3.09 - 10:45 pm
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I have the sickest crush on E-rock... :D
I want your man glaze all over my face. :O
Tarmonster. 03.4.09 - 2:08 am
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i have a crush on nicole and katie oshea ever since that three way we had on that spinny thing outside of the culver hotel. even tho it hurt my back.
WIFE BIKE 03.4.09 - 9:05 am
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dear coldcut,
luckily, im not allergic, but you might want to bring an epi-pen for other purposes.
sincerely,
the bicycle wife.
WIFE BIKE 03.4.09 - 9:07 am
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i usually have monogamous forum crushes, but i have to use my 420th post to say that i also have a forum crush on la duderina. this bowl of grandaddy purple is for you! you rock.
the Bicycle Wife,
there is always a spot in my heart for you!
- Koldcuts
coldcut 03.4.09 - 7:18 pm
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Jssssskidding, coldcut! That's what forum crushes are all about. They're like orgies.
Of the MIND.
katiepoche 03.4.09 - 7:45 pm
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and this LA Diesel is to you, comrade ;)
Happy 420th post
la duderina 03.4.09 - 7:48 pm
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anybody else like orange Crush and Southern Comfort?
spiraldemon 03.4.09 - 7:48 pm
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I'd like to have a big forum orgy with Sexy, PC and User1.
la duderina
03.2.09 - 7:05 pm
I knew there was one I was missing...Borfo, you'd be in there, too. fa shooow
la duderina
03.2.09 - 7:07 pm
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I do too, on hatehills, because of the "one less fixie" in his profile
la duderina
03.2.09 - 7:29 pm
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whore.
_iJunes
03.2.09 - 7:30 pm
I have a forum crush on coldcut, too. cuz he gets seinfeld jokes. and he's a comrade. workers of the world UNITE!
oh and also, ms canada, for her canadianism and wonderful wit (and her Seinfeld references)
la duderina
03.2.09 - 8:34 pm
I have a crush on chynna, too.
la duderina
03.2.09 - 9:29 pm
coldcut is a forum crush whore.
katiepoche
03.4.09 - 10:43 pm
I pretty much take the cake on that one.
la duderina 03.4.09 - 7:54 pm
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hahaha.
orgy of the MIND!
la duderina is a secret polygamist.
coldcut 03.4.09 - 7:59 pm
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i'm the husband that cooks and cleans ; )
coldcut 03.4.09 - 8:00 pm
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Ewww Frozen, Ewww....
I have a forum crush on rbi. OH!
Tarmonster. 03.5.09 - 2:29 pm
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i heart bikebrook as well
rbi is a hippie
TheRaquel 03.5.09 - 3:11 pm
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RBI -
people that wear lensless glasses are the scum of the earth.
NICE LENSLESS GLASSES, LOSER.
Me -
Tarsis, are you into a verbal abuse or something? That bikebrooke is a REAL turn on!!! But then again, I'm a sucka for that girl on girl action!! That girl's on fire!
Oh yeah, those guys said they'll do the 507 posts at no extra charge!! I'm so eggsided!!
User1 03.5.09 - 3:24 pm
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this thread is no longer about me...
im out.
WIFE BIKE 03.5.09 - 5:36 pm
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I have several crushes but none that I would admit to on this forum. You guys are brave.
alicestrong 03.6.09 - 6:57 am
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Among others...
Once a goupie always a groupie
alicestrong 03.6.09 - 7:52 am
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I must admit, ephemerae is one sexy mofo.
Joe Borfo 03.6.09 - 7:57 am
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Lots of peeps around here ooze sexy appeal. Must be all the bike riding
alicestrong 03.6.09 - 8:05 am
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I'm kinda a masoquist. Just ask Alec. Or your mom. :O
And plus rbi wasnt talking about me. And even if he was its a hate hate acquaintance.
Is this thread not dead yet?
Tarmonster. 03.7.09 - 1:16 pm
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this thread needed bumping. Because I, too, have a forum crush on PC.
danya 05.4.09 - 3:32 pm
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on everyone. admit it, you do, too.
Moriarty 05.8.09 - 11:51 pm
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Oh so old crush thread needs holidaze revival...
Secret crush on new person...:)
alicestrong 12.10.12 - 6:27 pm
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wait.... this forum has trolls?
brittany 12.10.12 - 10:11 pm
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i have forum crushes :(
and idk who they are on rides.
so frustrating.
brittany 12.10.12 - 10:13 pm
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sup cutie...you wanna make out??
COOL ME TOO!!!
andres84 responding to a
comment by Coe coe buttaa
12.11.12 - 12:13 am
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what are you talking about?? Roadblock is not taken. He is the #1 Funzie
andres84 responding to a
comment by Coe coe buttaa
12.11.12 - 12:30 am
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calmate, you. in three words max style: YOU CANNOT DENY
Coe coe buttaa responding to a
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12.11.12 - 12:31 am
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I told you you were a FUNZIE lover!
Rosiekins responding to a
comment by Coe coe buttaa
12.11.12 - 9:09 am
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On 12/12/12 at 12:12....he wished for you...forever.
Rosiekins responding to a
comment by Coe coe buttaa
12.12.12 - 1:25 pm
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I have a forum Crap on Rosiekins!
Joe Borfo responding to a
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12.12.12 - 2:19 pm
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TARMONSTER!!!!
Baby...I just want to make you happy!!
:)
alicestrong 12.12.12 - 6:21 pm
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RB definitely wants all the pizza
andres84 responding to a
comment by Coe coe buttaa
12.13.12 - 12:40 am
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