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while i was spray painting some stencils, she took a can of the spray paint and pointed it at my face. i figured she was joking around, so I opened my mouth. She then proceeded to coat the inside of my mouth with white paint.
One more i just thought of. Playing bike polo with her, she crashed and started screaming at me that i'm an asshole for sticking my mallet in her spokes. After I pointed out that I was still holding my mallet in my hand and the broken mallet that was sticking out her spokes was her own, she still spent the rest of the day insisting it was me.
At the second Pier Pressure, she tried to ride my bike with me on it by forcing me to sit on the top bar while she rode on the seat. Then she spilled beer all over my neck.
hey mixy i'll spray in yur mouth, is what wifey's thinking ,heheh
hey wifey im glad youve never spilled beer on me ,boy do i hate sticky beer on me,,well im pretty sure i'll pour some on you later,,
Hey Wife Bike, are u gonna help me score a fixie frame or am I gonna have to hunt your drunken ass down @ Ricks and piss a 64 oz Big Gulp's worth of Mountain Dew in your ear?
I will totally drunk-text you in Australia. You'd better make your number carry over.
And I'm not just saying that because I owe you, like, seventeen beers. But I do owe you seventeen beers. Let's take care of that before you leave the GODDAMNED HEMISPHERE.
Wife Bike MOmento:
Pre Mash Release *** Bike Love with the San Fran Kids: Wife Bike Kissing up a storm while with the Boy on the Electric Blue Cannondale Track Frame..... a fruitive of example of sex on bikes.
well i cant go becuz i got some stupid legal matters that will keep me in all freakin weekend,,home that is! i rather home over jail anytime..boi am i mad,,my whole weekend skrewed ..Wife Bike i'll miss you..,its ok i'll clear it on monday and im not in jail .well peace out loks..and have a great Wife Rules Ride.,,, figuratively!
wifebike, never met you, and you pro'lly never met me.
But, have a nice time down in Aussie-land and spread the gospel like I do when I drive a rig.
Since I can't do anything cool during the weekends, I'll bust out the 21-Bottlerocket salute for you.
The bottlerockets will just fly ten miles into someones house.
At exactly 18:50 PST, it is only 58 degrees/winds 2-7mph out of the NW in Venice, according to weather.com
Y'all better kick ass tonight, it's 28degrees up here with wind coming out of the South @ 25+mph.
my bottom bracket is getting loose, ack! lost 2 chainring screws. i fell three times. my pants are bloody. my right pedal shattered a bit. my palms are bruised along with my knees. life is good. RIDE OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Yoo!! I was walking and saw twinkling lights from the distance... on Tilden as you guys made a right on Venice. Nice to see the ride from a different perspective and sure wish I had my bike with me. The dude w/ the sounds and the green neon light... shiet looks/sounds dope from where I was at. Lates!
The chart was in the context of poster design. You don't have a lot of time or space for backstory on a poster. If you can get "Let's fuck" (the premise of most music posters) across without a paragraph explaining it at the bottom, then you're in good shape.
If it turns out you, Knittens, are a poster designer, and STILL your best ideas need explaining, then maybe you should consider having better ideas.
I got some video. Oh, hang on. I got some video of the pier pressure pre-wife-bike ride (as strenuous as that was) and will put it up when i get a chance. As it was I spent sunday nursing an arse not happy about the lack of spandex on the cubbies ride on thursday and soaking day-old bread in kerosene instead of editing video, but hey, you can't be everyone's hero.
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Pretty Much, E-Roc
Intriguing.
I'm definitely going to be there.
Re: Best spoke card ever (specifically the "Let's Fuck" spoke card):
One hell of a ride... And that Gold Digger place fucking rocked. Midgets, non-undressing strippers, cd player DJ and fellow bike riders.