Boreded Bike God makinkgz Urf n stuffs
1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Bike God maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not ride on dem.
2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Bike God rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3 At start, no has lyte. An Bike God sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Bike God sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz ridazz can see in teh dark cuz dey has blinkylights, An not tripz over nethin.5 An Bike God sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1
6 An Bike God sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.7 An Bike God doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.8 An Bike God sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.
9 An Bike God gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Bike God hadz dry placez cuz bicyz DO NOT WANT get wet.10 An Bike God called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good.
11 An Bike God sayed, DO WANT grass! so tehr wuz seedz An stufs, An fruitzors An vegbatels. An a Corm. It happen.12 An Bike God sawed that weedz ish good, so, letz there be weedz fur his bicyz frends.13 An so teh threeth day jazzhands.
14 An Bike God sayed, i can has lightz in the skiez for splittin day An no day.15 It happen, lights everwear, like christmass, srsly.16 An Bike God doeth two grate lightz, teh most big for day, teh other for no day.17 An Bike God screw tehm on skiez, with big nails An stuff, to lite teh Urfs.18 An tehy rulez day An night. Bike God sawed. Iz good.19 An so teh furth day w00t.
20 An Bike God sayed, waterz bring me phishes, An burds, so ephemerae can eat dem. But Bike God no eated dem.21 An Bike God maed big fishies An see monstrs, which wuz like big cows, except they no mood, An other stuffs dat mooves, An Bike God sawed iz good.22 An Bike God sed O hai, make bebehs kthx. An dont worry i wont watch u secksy, i not that kynd uf rida.23 An so teh...fith day. Bike God taek a wile 2 cawnt.
24 An Bike God sayed, i can has MOAR living stuff, mooes, An creepie tings, An otehr aminals. It happen so tehre.25 An Bike God doed moar living stuff, mooes, An creepies, An otehr animuls, An did not eated tehm.
26 An Bike God sayed, letz us do peeps like uz, becuz we ish teh qte, An let min p0wnz0r becuz tehy has can openers.
27 So Bike God createded teh peeps taht waz like him, can has can openers he maed tehm, min An womin wuz maeded, but he did not eated tehm.
28 An Bike God sed them O hai maek bebehs kthx, An p0wn teh waterz, no waterz An teh firmmint, An evry stufs.
29 An Bike God sayed, Beholdt, the Urfs, I has it, An I has not eated it.30 For evry createded stufs tehre are the fuudz, to the burdies, teh creepiez, An teh mooes, so tehre. It happen. Iz good.
31 An Bike God sayed, Beholdt, teh good enouf for releaze as version 0.8a. kthxbai.
ephemerae08.19.08 - 9:00 am
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