Captain Sharrow Saves Democracy!
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ubrayj02 at 03.5.07 - 3:19 am
This Tuesday, March 6, 2007 Come and join Captain Sharrow after the SFV Critical Mass Ride. We are going to meet at the Van Nuys stop for the Orange Line.
CAPTAIN SHARROW WILL SAVE DEMOCRACY
We're going on a tour of our "democratic" institutions and, since it is an election, we'll be boldly sneaking into campaign after-parties to talk about bicycles and spread the word about tall boys, whitey tighties, and tall boys.
If you do not have a cape, or underwear on the outside, they will be provided for you. Captain Sharrow drinks tall boys! You should too!
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Thanks, that iamge took a while to make (my Illustrator skillz are crappy).
We got the inside scoop on some election after parties for real though. It is going to be fun. Plus, we have "The Mark of Captain Sharrow" ready to go.
ubrayj0203.5.07 - 12:45 pm
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I like Captiain Sharrow, but he comes over to my house and puts weird parts of his body into my Mommy. Right where I use to live.
When he leave, there is grease stains on the bottom of the couch from his leg, and a spoiled beer smell where he sat. My Mommy usually has to make him leave, he doesn't go easily. She has to get real mad and throw things at him. Then when he does leave, she says never again, and then two days later he always finds his way back into our house.
Some times there is angry men in dark blue uniform that come to the house and ask, if I've seen him. Mommy told me never to talk to those men, so I don't. I just goo-goo gaa-gaa them.
CryBaby03.5.07 - 3:53 pm
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that sounds like captain dingo not captain sharrow CB.was the fridge empty and the cat pregnant when that stranger left?ill be at the ride tomorrow.
mandingo03.5.07 - 4:00 pm
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Something happen one night when Mommy was yelling about Fluffy going to have kittens, Captain Sharrows kept saying, there not mine, Ithere not mine. Then I heard pots and pans crashing and fluffy started squilling. I don't know what happen, I never saw Fluffy after that.
Now, we have a cat called Tiger. When Mommy won't let Captain Sharrow in her room, Tiger will makes weird noises on those night.
Captain Sharrow will leave all these bottles and can around that Mommy takes down to get what she calls, CRV. She says it helps, but it never pays for everything that Captain Sorrows (that what mommy calls him) eats and drinks.
CryBaby03.5.07 - 4:13 pm
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Joe
Why won't Mommy let me play with you. I told her I wanted to play with that Big Grey Bunny. She said, that is Joe Borfo, he might touch you where your diaper goes.
What is she talking about?
CryBaby03.5.07 - 4:18 pm
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that shit is fuckin hilarious crybaby! classic!
mandingo03.5.07 - 9:24 pm
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Just let me show you what I can do for you CryBaby. Don't worry, I forgive you for spilling beer in my wife's car.
Joe Borfo03.5.07 - 11:56 pm
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You must be mistaken me with someone else Mr. Borfo. I don't drink beer, I'm too young. Mommy wouldn't let me get in your car.
CryBaby03.6.07 - 1:20 am
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denial at 4:20?
you may not have been tokin', but I know you were drinkin', cry baby
spiraldemon03.6.07 - 9:59 am
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Betta watch out!
Undies are out!
Capes B Ready!
CAPT SHARROW TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!
VAN NUYS HERE WE COME
ubrayj0203.6.07 - 8:52 pm
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Damn you, Capt'n Sharrow for bringing ArmaDildos and Fluffers to my apt!!! If you're gonna be catching me in the middle of a shower, at least bring some women and 420! You brought the wrong 420:
Fuck! Imagine my reaction when I saw this ugly mug at my bathroom window!
spiraldemon03.6.07 - 11:48 pm
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Thank god there were no TrendyGayGangBang members. I shudder at the thought of those sickos catching me naked. I'm gonna have nightmares tonight about Dak and Borfo.
spiraldemon03.6.07 - 11:56 pm
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So me, Uncle Nick and Dj Chicken Leather are heading back to my house, after the Alarcon party. Wouldn't you know it, the LAPD pulls us over and does this fishing exhibition on us. They pull out the white cards they fill out and ask us all this shit, my phone number, my social security. They run all our names, even my Pops. They where not cool at all. I know most of the officers in this area, because I have too call for their assistance if my Dad gets lost. Most of these office in my division our pretty relaxed. There is a couple like this, and just our luck the over zealous ones are out tonight.
The one fat fuck asked me some real inapproriate questions in front of my Dad, nothing that a police officer wouldn't ask, but not something you ask in front of someone father.. I tried to play it off, to get him to move on, but he wouldn't let up. I called the watch commander and made a complaint.
When they let us go they said Chicken didn't have a light and the music was something nobody wanted to hear (even though we where in an unresidential, business area at 12:30am, and here is the doszie. that we where riding in the middle of the lane. There was nobody out there on the road. The officer states that he didn't want to see us get ran over.
If that was the guys concern, why did you do this investigation into us, looking for criminals. I don't care who it is, nothing is more insulting then being lied to, especailly when they know that you know that they are lieing to you. What do they think I don't know better, I'm 37 years old.
sexy03.7.07 - 1:57 am
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i guess its a good thing i took the bus home.oooh weeeh!!
mandingo03.7.07 - 2:20 am
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I forgot to mention that. Very good thing that you a broke ass. horny fool.
sexy03.7.07 - 2:54 am
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soooo tired, but it was a fun night. thanks captain sharrow.
brassknuckle03.7.07 - 8:43 am
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Yo Sexy - I've been stopped twice in the past few weeks by cops. I think there is nothing for them to do so late at night sometimes, and boom, we pop up on the street with lights and a sound system, or whatever.
I think they're just curious about what we're doing.
Both times the cops stopped me I told them "I know where you are coming from - thanks for looking out for me." and they usually just let it go at that.
But reeeeally : F**k IT!! WE SAVED DEMOCRACY!!
And the ride down San Fernando Road at 1 a.m. has got to be one of the best rides I have ever been on (except for one wolfpack when we were doing 40 mph down Hollywood Way).
Thanks everyone for coming out - that was a pretty cool night of bike ridin' hanging out, and party crashing.
ubrayj0203.7.07 - 12:52 pm
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Dave,
Sorry to hear you were stopped by the cops. It must have happened just after we split off on San Fernando. JJ, Dee and I zipped down Woodley, back to Victory. Great ride. You know what I do for a living, so if you want me to help you make a point with the cops, let me know.
Aram . . . yoyoAOyoyo
yoyoAOyoyo03.7.07 - 8:23 pm
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Just found out that my psychotic neighbor called the cops and reported a stabbing when Capt'n Sharrow made his friendly visit. Luckily the bikers made their escape before the police showed up with their pistols drawn. Unfortunately, sexy got stopped by them.
spiraldemon03.17.07 - 1:25 pm
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