ROB020220202TZ RYDE #2
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Knittens at 09.10.08 - 5:46 pm
Translated into hoomanz for your reading:
This ride is L O N G and F U N, like FRANZ, ONLEE Different.
START to FINISH about 27 miles, but we will take our time. Bring ur funder fyes! FINISH back to start is 8 miles. If you live far from the start, you may want to get a ride there. We will end someplace that is cool and wet. You may want something warmer to wear. The adventurous may want something to get wet in.
We meet at
8pm this month - MOAR ROBOTZ!!
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This month you can haz 1.5 hours more ROB011TZ.
Are you ready for teh F!U!N! Triage? Will you be equipped with your FUNmergency Room gown or your awsum awsum?
U can haz a trip South.
U can haz a trip West.
LAST ROB0111TZ of SUMMAR
We live neer ocean.
U draw conclusion.
Knittens09.10.08 - 5:47 pm
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it ends 8 miles from the start in what direction? if it ends north or west from the start i would be very happy.
larsenf09.10.08 - 5:59 pm
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I CANNOT WAIT!
But seriosuly, is PAM going to be there?!!?
jonnyboy09.10.08 - 6:01 pm
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larsenf,
u can haz very happy no matters waht
Knittens09.10.08 - 6:02 pm
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i haz exsitement..
i seen a knittens lighter, larsen haz.
theshues09.10.08 - 6:53 pm
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@ Larsen:
knittens lighter needzed saturdaezz nightz.. pleaszze bring wiz u!
@ Shues:
u had better be there!
bondink09.11.08 - 11:27 am
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I'll be looking forward to meeting Knittens!
As very one knows, his identity is a mystery!
Alex doesn't even know who he is!
User109.11.08 - 11:35 am
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Oh.. My... God..
Crying in laughter.
I laughed out loud like a little school girl and everyone in the design studio was like WTF is he laughing so hard about.
So unexpected! If you watch this video, make sure you have the audio on. Ugh... The pain in my stomach from laughing is finally starting to subside.
jonnyboy09.11.08 - 12:22 pm
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OMG OMG
LITERALLY ROTF LMAO
jonny i'm with you. i have tears and i was dying. TOOOO FUNNY
tomato09.11.08 - 12:32 pm
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pb73409.11.08 - 12:33 pm
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OMFG! I'm so glad I'm not the only victim of that LOLbomb!
Undercover Bob09.11.08 - 12:37 pm
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bumps
lady humps
eye duz not haz dem
Knittens09.11.08 - 2:08 pm
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Should I try to bring my girlfriend to this ride?
jonnyboy09.11.08 - 2:15 pm
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should i try to get a girlfriend on this ride?
e-rock09.11.08 - 2:31 pm
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Should the girlfriend that you are trying to find bring her girlfriend on this ride?
jonnyboy09.11.08 - 2:32 pm
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does the Duck (quack) or Knittens have a girlfriend, and if so can those girlfriends bring their girlfriends, so that other girlfriends can have girlfriends?
e-rock09.11.08 - 3:55 pm
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Should I try and bring my robot to this ride?
Jaz09.11.08 - 4:52 pm
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BRING ALL YOUR ROBO1TZ AND THEIR FRIENDS
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jonnyboy09.11.08 - 5:00 pm
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Your binary is not anything in actuality. You should decode the other binary codes for cool messages....
Jaz09.11.08 - 5:05 pm
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bring all your girlfriendz, boyfriendz, catz and robotz and your BIKE! i am thinking of bringing The Zoe with me (my catz) - i think she would be a fine addition, smart that one!
it'll be an orgy of nummericalz peoplez and roboticzz bikezz!
bondink09.11.08 - 5:07 pm
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JB09.11.08 - 5:15 pm
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@jonnyboy and e-rock
What both of y'all just said.
bentstrider09.11.08 - 5:56 pm
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@e-rock
+100,000
(on above video)
theshues09.11.08 - 5:59 pm
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Yay for cute girls and Type O Negative!
Nice work Vlad!
JB09.11.08 - 7:52 pm
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"Beach Cruisers are not welcome"
Bahahaha.
imachynna09.11.08 - 8:18 pm
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sara are you busy i am in a perdicament imma call you.
theshues09.12.08 - 9:59 am
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awe.. call me :)
and then we ride roboticzzz ride tomorrow! YAYE!
bondink09.12.08 - 10:06 am
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so, for shits and giggles and to get through my lazy and yet another boring friday at work, i googled:
ROBOT DUCK BIKE and clicked on IMAGES.. the below image was the first to pop up.. that's Undercover Bob's bike that he painstakingly covered from rim to rim with tin foil on the first ever Robotz Ride back in July.. warm and fuzzies!!!! This ride is gonna rock!
bondink09.12.08 - 10:48 am
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yes, yes, yes!!!
That is awesome.
I wonder if making a bike shinier by means of tin foil makes it go a lot faster?
That is a semi-rhetorical question.
jonnyboy09.12.08 - 11:15 am
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ARE U BEING 4 CEREAL W/ ME RIGHT NOW!
?
jonnyboy09.12.08 - 11:25 am
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by cat do u mean, UCB ?
cause some people would say the energy and amaing high you get from riding on ROBOTZ could be equivelant to being stoned..
wicked happiness and complete jubilee!
however, if the cat is UCB - that is how he felt prior to riding - imagine him after!
bondink09.12.08 - 11:54 am
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SARA-
R
U
BEING
CEREAL
WITH ME RIGHT NOW?
jonnyboy09.12.08 - 12:23 pm
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hahahaha!
I
AM
SO
BEING
CERAL
WITH
YOU
AT
THIS
VERY
MOMENT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
i love Friday's - yea! it's the weekend, bitch!
bondink09.12.08 - 12:48 pm
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Now that there some Tig Ole Bitties!!!!!!!!
bentstrider09.13.08 - 11:08 am
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so esssxited.. so im still drunk and franz is passed out on my floor i think imma go for a bike rizzle whose down..
theshues09.13.08 - 12:53 pm
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so, i get off work at 8pm and live in el segundo. should i start riding toward CM Park or should i just wait til you guys come closer?
FoodVacuum09.13.08 - 1:29 pm
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hoaw much duz u want 2 ryde foodzvacuum?
u can meetz us at CRANK MOB PARK before 9
u can meetz us at Ralphs across from Westchester Recreation center at 930 or 10 ish.
but u shud not meet uz after dat or u will miss 3rd funnest part of nyte
Knittens09.13.08 - 2:32 pm
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YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES !!!!!
WHat time is it
PARTY TIME!!!
richtotheie09.13.08 - 3:35 pm
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if one were to bring a girlfriend to this ride would she be treated with the utmost respect and chivalry?
e-rock09.13.08 - 6:15 pm
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dude, i can't make it.
i have somebody coming down from norcal thats gonna stay here a month. his plane gets here at 9.
shit
no camping
no robotz
no fun.
ijunes09.13.08 - 6:20 pm
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who is riding from santa monica that i can catch a ride with?
larsenf09.13.08 - 7:04 pm
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who is riding from santa monica that i can ride with?**
larsenf09.13.08 - 7:05 pm
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i'm riding myself into oblivion.
i'm broke. get me drunk tonight.
Frozen Fingersss09.13.08 - 7:28 pm
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i slept through the robotz ride. i clearly am no robot.
larsenf09.14.08 - 1:57 am
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Stellar ride!
This was my first time on this ride but I gotta say the pace and completely different hang out spots were awesome.
Cruising at 15-17mph the whole way... The whole group was there... No beach cruisers or slow people to bog that shit.
Man I am fucking beat, what a fun ass night!
Eddie, sad that I didn't see you there man! You would have enjoyed it!
jonnyboy09.14.08 - 5:09 am
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I commandeered the MegaPhone of Alex Thompson himself!!!!!!
Thanx to spiraldemon, my addiction to megaphones and general, loudmouthed antics has hit a new note!!!
I'm going to skim through my camera now and pick out all the shots of the various boyz and girlz that got their ride on tonight!!!
BTW, nice campfire and marshmallow roasting.
Thanx Andrea and Paul for leading the Shepard back to his flock, and EPIC FAIL on that jerk-off at Hermosa Beach.
Someone needed to teach that closeted prick a lesson!!!
bentstrider09.14.08 - 8:22 am
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i'm a loser for missing this one but i couldn't wake up from my nap. the prom and pier pressure wore me out- i'm a wuss.
next time..
tomato09.14.08 - 10:54 am
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@tomato
i did exactly the same thing
larsenf09.14.08 - 10:56 am
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thoughts on the night:
- Robots went to LAX, and HERMOSA BEACH!!!
- We were at the beach foreevah!
- Naked swimmaz!
- This was a voyage, not a ride
wowza, Midnight Ridazz hit a new high for me last night, for realz
e-rock09.14.08 - 12:12 pm
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oooh my oh my. I am in PAIN right now. But that was an AMAAAAZZI)!*!)1010101010101 R1D3 1 AiVi RO!1zzzrRRrggrr... shorting out.... sand in gears.... jet fuel in lungs...robolove in the air!
mixtemotions09.14.08 - 12:17 pm
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Almost too much F!U!N!
Awesome route!
Knittens for ROTW!
I didn't ever get the name of the girl who fell in front of the hermosa pier, but what a trooper for getting back on the bike after the paramedics checked you out!
@bentstrider
closeted jerk-off at hermosa beach for AOTW.
Undercover Bob09.14.08 - 12:19 pm
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Wish I went. Sounds like everyone had a great time. Wish I saw naked Midnight Swimazz, hahaha!
imachynna09.14.08 - 12:30 pm
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I had so much fun last night.
Great ride.
Those of us who went in the water: YEAAAA YEA YEAAAAA!!!!
Coe coe buttaa09.14.08 - 1:18 pm
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Undercover Bob says:
"Knittens for ROTW!"
+1
jonnyboy09.14.08 - 1:35 pm
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knittens vs PAM for ROTW!
e-rock09.14.08 - 1:46 pm
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That ride was of another nature, it was so different than any other ride, i think i got a bit overwelmed by all the drunkness, crashes, getting lost, drunk college guys, nude swimers,
fuck im 14 my head is poluted, by lovely young adults, thank for helping us with the tire matt andi hope that girl is ok that crashed, and that drunk guy that called me a dirty slut and got arrested is ok.
thank you alex tompson for the ride.
thank you timothy for the 88 cents.
thank you sara bond for making me giggle.
thank you co-co for the water.
thank you all ridazz for a nother eventful night that i shall not forget.
-popsicle
popsiclekid09.14.08 - 1:51 pm
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katie's tweet just reminded me!! DON"T EFF W/ KATIE POCHE!!! SHE WILL ASSAULT YOU!@! ;) Tuff stuff!!
mixtemotions09.14.08 - 2:05 pm
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The MomRidaz maintained an appearance there for about 20 midgets, but then wigged out for unexpected reasons.
I guess Drooby wanted to head home and play video games again.
As far as my playlist goes, I'm looking into some more, really diverse, country and whatever, other oddities I might come across.
Feel free to shoot me some ideas.
bentstrider09.14.08 - 2:13 pm
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That ride was tuff. What was the mileage. I must have done a half century by the time i got home. jesus christ what fun.
stillline09.14.08 - 2:45 pm
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I would say about 35-40 miles.
I took the bus all the way from Montebello, so no miles were racked up from there.
Sure as Hell didn't feel like it though, I guess I'm still in shape after all!!!
bentstrider09.14.08 - 3:22 pm
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OH HAI
didst u see eye?
eye was on teh bicyz wif teh sparkles n haz a flavur
stilline
u can hadz 31 myles satrt to finush
den 8 myles bak to start
awl teh uther myles ur repst .. . resonsil . . .
ur problem
Knittens
09.14.08 - 4:03 pm
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oh
eye forgrots
diz ryde in memoree uf fireball
a grate fwend n ultimayte kitteh
u waz aptlee namyed
MAY U NOM IN PEECE!!!!11!!!11!
Knittens09.14.08 - 4:07 pm
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Aww. That is the nicest thing ever. <3 Fireball was my sweet, feisty brilliant, handsome boy. I love him and I'll miss him SOOOO much! He was my kitteh since I was 16! Yesterday I had to put him to sleep and I cried all day pretty much... even in the laundromat when I washed my stuff that he peed on the night b4. =( SO I was really glad to have had a ride like that and awesome friends around last night. Thank U Knittens!!
P.S. I never saw a kitteh who loves the water so much!
mixtemotions09.14.08 - 5:01 pm
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waz good ride to dedicate then..
i just had food (food is good) with Niki and Fuzzbeast and we tried to recap all of the activities, all the stops and whatnot and i hink we got them all listed but couldn't remember what order we did everything in!
MOST EPIC Ride I have been on in a long while. So good, i took no pictures cause i was having sooooo much fun.
Thanks to everyone that helped keep everyone safe and fixed bike flats and stuff. Thanks for corking and the route and the fire on the beach.
oh yea and we went in the water and then i just remembered we did LAX - hahaha!
awesomeness..
bondink09.14.08 - 5:06 pm
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awe, mixte - love you!
sending you cyber hugs!
bondink09.14.08 - 5:07 pm
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The fact that I am sick and in a lot of physical pain is really of no importance. What is important to me is that last night (and early this morning), I had more fun than I have had in a long time.
Like many of you have mentioned already, this ride was not what I had anticipated. The Robot ride continues to one-up itself and take us to places we wouldn't normally think or want to ride to.
However, one of my favorite things about this particular ride, was the overwhelming sense of comaraderie. This really served as an affirmation of why I started riding. Just so you know, you guys really are the greatest group of people I have ever been privileged to spend my time with.
Thank you everyone who was part of this night, special thanks to those who MADE IT HAPPEN.
PS: The girl who fell is named Chelsea. If anyone hears how she is doing, let us know. She took a hard spill and got back up onto her bike.
ohnoitschlo09.14.08 - 5:26 pm
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31 miles you say?
I clocked 47 miles for the entire length of time I was on the Westside.
Yet, then again, it all adds up after Paul and Andrea took me on that "Super Sexy" route of theirs.
If there's one thing I love about the WestSidazz, it's the fact that you always seem to have a route of some type in mind.
You may aimlessly wander about, but then, that special route forms in the back of your head and you just have to take people down it.
Anywho, I'm not trying to sound like a brat, but what are everyone's thoughts on my boombox setup?
Too loud? Too soft? Just right after Goldilocks slipped into the bears bed to snuggle with me for the night??
bentstrider09.14.08 - 5:29 pm
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@ bentstrider:
you and i rock the megaphone! i love hanging out with you!
i am def doing the 5 minute short about you! we need to talk.. it will be sweet..
@ Robots (cause we were told if we made it to the end we would become robots)
i love you all !!!
bondink09.14.08 - 5:40 pm
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I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW AMAZINGLY AWESOMELY TRANSCENDENTALLY GOOD THIS RIDE WAS.
I CANNOT. IT IS NOT POSSIBLE TO BELIEVE.
Maybe if I were a robot, I would be able to process it. But I am not a robot. I know I'm not a robot -- I have evidence (trouble).
I think this might be the best ride I've ever been on.
katiepoche09.14.08 - 6:29 pm
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@ e-rock
Thank you for posting photos!
@ bentstrider
where are yours?
I didn't see a lot of cameras on this ride but I sure hope it was well documented because it was fantastical
Undercover Bob09.14.08 - 6:29 pm
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what photos? where? link please......
stillline09.14.08 - 6:34 pm
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@ucb
I'm still getting whatever I took, processed.
I'm not too fast at getting this done and my big fingers end up hitting more keys than I'd like.
bentstrider09.14.08 - 7:47 pm
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Bentstrider:
do you have a picture of my knee when it was all pretty green and purple?
ohnoitschlo09.14.08 - 8:04 pm
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@chlo
Why, yes I still do as a matter of fact.
I've just gotten somewhat lazy on the picture-fixin', so hold your horses and I'll post it and a bunch I haven't gotten around to yet.
Not to mention I haven't been taking many pictures on the rides as of late due to myself acting as DJ/MegaPhone-Jock/p90-Ass-Blaster/etc.,
bentstrider09.14.08 - 8:16 pm
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@nicole
i'm so sorry you lost your fireball. i had to put my charles to sleep after 18 years and it was the hardest thing i have ever done. he was my best friend.
i'm glad i got to meet fireball when you guys had den dinner. he gave me a fiesty nip when he was tired of me petting him but he was cute.
my thoughts are with you and i hope to see you on a ride soon!! i couldn't make it to robotz and i'm sad.
tomato09.14.08 - 8:19 pm
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Knittens for the ROTW?
Anyone?
Jaz09.14.08 - 9:27 pm
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Jaz- I say post it up!
Knittens for ROTW!
jonnyboy09.14.08 - 9:32 pm
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Why hasn't anyone asked me what SOTW is?
imachynna09.14.08 - 9:35 pm
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SEXY OF THE WEEK
Gotta love that white dress!
imachynna09.14.08 - 9:41 pm
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srsly. someone needs to tell roxy to shave.
Jaz09.14.08 - 10:02 pm
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the sexiest part of that dress was the knot in the front
Undercover Bob09.14.08 - 11:02 pm
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was that a knot - i thought Jaz was just happy to see everyone!
bondink09.14.08 - 11:03 pm
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Aw, poor Fireball. Poor Nicole. I saw him limping around that time, but I wanted to think it was just arthritis. If it makes you feel any better, and you too Tolmedo, I cried like a little bitch when my seventeen year old cat died and that was just a couple of years ago. And I also got sad when I smelled his pee. And he really peed a lot! In places that were hard to wash! And it wasn't just regular pee, it was that territorial pee that reeks on purpose!
PC09.15.08 - 3:54 am
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@PC and Tomato
thank yous for kind thoughts and sweetness in general <3... I was just coming back to BUMP.... I will bump this thread as long as I still feel the magic in my legs from the robotz!! still there BUMP!!!!
mixtemotions09.16.08 - 2:59 am
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