Portland Ridazz II Recap?
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PC at 06.23.09 - 2:25 pm
Where can I find a good recap of what went on in Portland without having to dig through a hundred threads? If there isn't one already can somebody write one up?
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PC there was simply too much F.U.N. i think we all need a couple days to even remember what all happened.
larsenf06.23.09 - 2:26 pm
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NEVER FORGET, TRY TO REMEMBER!
Yeah, when we went, there seemed to be daily updates and "keeping people abreast".
Now, the information is a bit, loopy and vague.
PICTURES PICTURES PICTURES PICTURES PICTURES PICTURES PICTURES
bentstrider06.23.09 - 2:32 pm
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This is the generation of the digital age. So far ain't seen much digital stuff.
User106.23.09 - 2:43 pm
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AUSTIN! NEVER FORGET!
PORTLAND! TRY TO REMEMBER!
SYOMA LIKES IT HOT
DANCE FRANCISCO GET A ROOF
STILL BLAZIN
LONNYBOY
HYGIENE CREW
YEAH SARA
DO YOU GUYS KNOW B-RAD AND FUNDERSTORM
WANNA HEAR A CATCHPHRASE?
ZOOBOMB
KANYE WEST VOICE OF A GENERATION
GIVE PIZZA CHANCE
CRAZY UNCLE NEWARK WANNA THROW THE BALL AROUND
WEEDWACKIN
GRAZE CREW STILL GRAZIN AFTER ALL THESE STEERS
TCB IN THE A GET NAKED YALL
MEET ME AT THE BRIDGE OH YOURE AT THE BRIDGE
LARVIS DUMPSTER, ESQUIRE GODFATHER
WANNA HEAR A JOKE?
APOCALYPSE MEOW
NEVER FORGET
TRY TO REMEMBER
PEANUT BUTTER SHELLY TIME
PEANUT BUTTER SHELLY TIME
PEANUT BUTTER SHELLY TIME
PEANUT BUTTER SHELLY TIME
NOW WHERE SHE AT
NOW WHERE SHE AT
NOW WHERE SHE AT
NOW WHERE SHE AT
OH THERE SHE GO
OH THERE SHE GO
OH THERE SHE GO
OH THERE SHE GO
DO THE PEANUT BUTTER SHELLY
PEANUT BUTTER SHELLY
PEANUT BUTTER SHELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT
SKIDMARCUS06.23.09 - 2:49 pm
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KICK EM COLTS CLIFF
I WAS BORN HERE
FAMILY BOMB
SHOW ME YOUR WITS
DONT GET AROUSED
LONG STANDING TRADITION
8 INCH BEEF
CONDIMENT APPETIZERS
SKIDMARCUS06.23.09 - 2:52 pm
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GO TO JONNY'S! GO TO JONNY'S!
larsenf06.23.09 - 2:56 pm
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I think I was the winner. that's all i gotta say.
fuck the bitches!
HANDBONE06.23.09 - 3:00 pm
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BRITNEY SPEARS YALL!!!
we need more sleeping on stairwells on this trip
andres84 responding to a
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06.23.09 - 3:01 pm
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Fuck pictures, I want stories.
PC06.23.09 - 3:03 pm
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FUCK TH'BITCHES!
Text me if you need directions to my place:
jonnyboy responding to a
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06.23.09 - 3:03 pm
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just go to oregon and have your own story !
HANDBONE responding to a
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06.23.09 - 3:04 pm
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TELL ME WHAT YOU SAID IN FICTION
HANDBONE06.23.09 - 3:05 pm
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I already did, now I want to see yours.
PC responding to a
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06.23.09 - 3:06 pm
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one day we went and picked strawberries on an island and then went to a nude beach on the island where everyone got naked and swam in the river. then we all sat around a fire and did drugs/made music.
larsenf responding to a
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06.23.09 - 3:12 pm
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Yeah, like that. More stuff like that, please.
PC responding to a
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06.23.09 - 3:59 pm
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this sounds like fiction, but was true. we tried to go to the hot springs. we tried to go to seattle. we went to a nude beach. i did not get naked, although apparently i was teabagged without realizing it.
my name now means many many things. such as.. get on your sheli.
i also took the cake for most injuries. i need photos of my legs. jesus christ, i look like i was beaten.
tinycities responding to a
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06.23.09 - 3:59 pm
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portland style needs to come to LA.
long cycling shorts with short short jean cutoffs.
i should find a reference photo of dustin.
tinycities06.23.09 - 4:01 pm
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where are all of the pictures?
tern06.23.09 - 4:01 pm
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Be the trailblazer. Make it happen. Due eet.
PC responding to a
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06.23.09 - 4:02 pm
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Get it? Portland? Trailblazer? It's a joke, son, I'm too fast for ya!
No, but really, due eet.
PC06.23.09 - 4:03 pm
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I'm sorting through all 2,000 of my photos
Franz has some pictures that are solid gold
jonnyboy responding to a
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06.23.09 - 4:07 pm
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i have a feeling most of franzs photos are a little too nc17
tinycities06.23.09 - 4:17 pm
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franzs photo are sealed in the vaults.
midnight ridazz road trip coffee table book coming out in 2050.
HANDBONE06.23.09 - 4:54 pm
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IM STILL ROLLIN
STRAWBERRY FIELDS FOREVER
READ BETWEEN THE LINES
WANNA HEAR THE CATCHPHRASE THATS SWEEPING THE NATION?
HE SAID YES
TEXAS
WHERES SHELLY
WHERES THE NEW B-RAD
WANNA THROW THE BALL AROUND
SKIMDARCUS06.23.09 - 5:15 pm
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PIRATE ISLAND
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PLAID PANTY
#1 PLANET
CLIF WITH ONE F
HIP HOP RAP GOD
THE GUY WHO CHANGED HIS MIND ABOUT LA BC OF THE MASSIVE CUDDLE PUDD ON THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST PEAK IN PDX.
The last night was the freakin BESSSST.
Coe coe buttaa06.24.09 - 2:00 am
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Ay SuccSexfull Trip, it soundz like.
Joe Borfo responding to a
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06.24.09 - 3:02 am
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LA I LOVE WHAT YOU GUYS ARE DOING BUT...WE HAVE A SONG FOR YOU
aksendz responding to a
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06.24.09 - 10:04 am
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Mini Bike Winter. Portland. Mid-February 2010. Mark it on your calendars.
vladster06.24.09 - 11:44 am
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LITTLE SCISSORS
B O T T Y
P U S S Y
#1 PLANET
YOU'RE THE BEEF IN MY TWAT
SKIDMARCUS06.24.09 - 12:55 pm
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DUTCH'S BUTT
SLAP THE WOLFMANS BODY
HANDBONE06.24.09 - 2:14 pm
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BROWSTERS CHEKWEN
BONE SLAP
BONE DADDY'S LEFT HAND
SKIDMARCUS06.24.09 - 3:38 pm
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR FRANZ FARTS HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
meow06.24.09 - 3:46 pm
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
meow06.24.09 - 3:47 pm
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CLIF LIKE LIFE WITH OUT THE EXTRA F
meow06.24.09 - 3:47 pm
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k my caps off are off, you can take me seriously, except this is kinda funny, it's really real freal, keepin it trill. k so the last night we went on the solstice ride. i've never climbed hills like that, a bunch of us were rolling, it was beautiful real trill. we get to the top and the altitude is overwhelming, the trees are caging us but in some corners you can see the view of portland (NEVER FORGET). it's vewy cold and we all stand very farr away from eachother. ha! just kidding! we pile like chinchillas and make use of our furry friends. everyone is around us making walls like in an arena and they are amazed. you might have lost me, but here is what i am trying to say. We represented LA in the most radical way. we're yelling and using our bodies as layers of fur and we're from out of town. it's irresistible! the portland ridazz follow our good moves and expand the ridazz nation so a puddle of animal love tails keep growing. then a couple renew their vows and it made me sappy. then we roll down bout 7 maybe + miles down hill. syoma borrowed a polo bike and burned his shoe through, we lost him and found him a couple hours later sleeping on a stair case with his britney yellow hair wig. he came up and looked around and yawned. WE FOUND SYOMA we followed along to the pirate island, where we met the resident, sang happy birthday. 30 times. watch the sun come up from the water. watch the water and the wood and cones swimming. the polo house had a party bout 3 nights before that, funderstorm played the first song and then funderstorm played the first song. this is the first song. we promoted #1 planet. lots of sticker action with words. syoma said he took the sticker off his ass tomorrow, so we'll see about that. we ate some goooood food. mhm. went to the zoo, saw an Ethiopian group perform. we sat next to the elephants.
meow06.24.09 - 4:07 pm
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just a couple of bros tryn to keep it trill
meow06.24.09 - 4:09 pm
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LOWER YOUR STANDARDS
FORTY FOURS FOR THE WIN
MINI BIKE CHICKEN JOUSTING
SKIDMARCUS06.24.09 - 4:26 pm
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Ok I'ma repost my writeup from Facebook:
Thurs: Met Gabe. Gabe is the best. Meet up with Captain America, ride his tall bike to Whole Foods, get hellos from like 5 cute girls. Kickoff ride Thursday. Sound systems proves itself a success (when the synth kicked in during Prodigy's "Everybody in the place" I could hear it from the liquor store two blocks away from the park). Ice cream bike! Something at Col. Sanders park! Met tons of Zoobombers. Party at the Warehouse! Afterparty on Pirate Island!
Fri: Potluck at Tia and Erin's. Met even more Zoobombers and the Dropouts. Bike Porn 3 and Midnight Mystery Ride. Saw tons of Portland. Woke up and had breakfast at this amazing cafe in the south.
Sat: LA Ridazz finally arriving Saturday afternoon. Chaos at Tia and Erin's. Naked ride and party.
Sun: Operation Rescue Gabby (from her family reunion). Awesome Oregon coast. Rad lighthouse. Incredible dude with big puffy hair cycling from Colorado, working on organic farms. Get back to Portland too late to go zoobombing.
Mon: Psychogeographical/Situationist tour of Portland. Industrial district, dance party on an under-construction highway onramp in view of traffic. I get everyone to do Friends of the Friendless. Then something cool happens but I completely forgot what it was.
Wed: Ridazz attempt to go to the hot springs. Ridazz fail. Go to Sauvie Island instead. You-pick organic strawberries. Nude beach. Everyone gets nude and high on some crappy pills. The Columbia river is kinda cold. Larsen loses his voice and creeps everyone out with a megaphone.
Thur: WTF happened? Seriously? I don't remember.
Fri: Rocky Butte dance party. Met tons of cool people. Shook lots of ass. Crashed at Dutch's Butt.
Sat: Dropout Freak Bike Ride. We roll by the most fucking insance industrial plant manufacturing nuclear containment cylinders. Freaky as hell, they look like crosses between UFOs and submarines. Arrive at this cool pier overlooking the bridge. When people start to peter out it's already past last call in Portland, so we head over to this *absolutely* fucking amazing speakeasy in a converted warehouse. Incredible space, perfect lighting and atmosphere, huge dancefloor, killer soundsystem. The DJ is amazing. The absolute killer? He's spinning disco. Real fucking disco. Shit so sick I wish my collection was half as good as the playlist that night. I'm really fucking digging it. Message me if you want to know where this place is.
Sat: 3rd annual stumpdown joustdown. Took 3rd place in the tallbike jousting tournament, repping LA. Solstice Ride to the highest spot in Portland. It's right next to the zoo. Syoma gets lost, Cliff and Thomas take us on a private zoobomb. Riding it brakeless is actually ok. Watch the sunrise at Pirate Island.
Sun: LA Ridazz leave. Zoobomb century. Voodoo Donuts and Mt. Tabor after bombing.
vladster06.24.09 - 4:31 pm
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I just noticed that I put the Sauvie Island nude-a-thon as happening on Wednesday instead of Tuesday. Which means that now I don't know what happened on either Wednesday or Thursday. What happened?? I'm sure it was fun, I'd just like to know what it was.
vladster06.24.09 - 4:31 pm
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Also I forgot to write about Monday Funday and polo. That also happened.
vladster06.24.09 - 4:31 pm
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PUT YOUR ***** ON *****'S HEAD
WHERE ARE THESE PEOPLE FROM?
SKIDMARCUS06.24.09 - 5:41 pm
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I FELL ASLEEP WITH YARN ON MY STOMACH
I LOST MY BIKE GANG
FREE PARIS HILTON!
Coe coe buttaa responding to a
comment by SKIDMARCUS
06.24.09 - 6:58 pm
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the joke.. it's cum ing
meow responding to a
comment by Joe Borfo
06.24.09 - 7:12 pm
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i mean it probably wont, i finked too much about it.
meow06.24.09 - 7:12 pm
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take the cash drop the tax get the money take the money drop the cash get the tax
HANDBONE06.24.09 - 9:09 pm
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I had no idea soma had sooooo much chest hair!!!!
Jonny!!!! Dayum! Sick pics, AGAIN! My favorite is the BMX in the skatepark! sick.
BICYKILLER06.24.09 - 9:18 pm
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