Brassknuckle's Birthday
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WIFE BIKE at 12.19.07 - 2:19 pm
I'm putting on a ride for Brassknuckle on Jan 5. Any ideas?
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Lots and lots of alcohol? oh, and bikes.
stevo412.19.07 - 2:21 pm
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I say we start in the valley end up at his place in chinatown and do a bunch of crazy shit in between.
trickmilla12.19.07 - 3:58 pm
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what if everyone wears beards on this ride in honor of dan (has he ever shaved??)
speedybrian200012.19.07 - 4:17 pm
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Hell yes! That would be dope. Start from Noho... work our way day to Chinatown... like the All City Toy ride route... and somewhere in between... camp out on the river.... maybe south of fletcher... there's some liqour stores on fletcher or glendale we can load up on. I think there's a flat spot/sand area there. We can hold a ceremony to the man and his beard that has helped many people on rides... and shave that sucker off!! Drink and be merry until cops/park rangers find us... and then be on our way to Chinatown.
digablesoul12.19.07 - 4:31 pm
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fuck yeah, although i just trimmed it, i won't shave until then. and then we'll shave my beard off and party at my pad or at a strip club or karaoake place.
i'll tell wife bike, the two of us just polished off a half gallon scotch she's incoherantly dancing ot at the drive in in my living room.
brassknuckle12.19.07 - 4:35 pm
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dammmnn it..i leave the day before.............
superfish12.19.07 - 4:44 pm
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damnit superfish, you better get your ass down here.
WIFE BIKE12.19.07 - 4:45 pm
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perhaps...... i'll have to +$40 for changing my reservation...fsdjlkjweoejoiejwoee...
superfish12.19.07 - 4:48 pm
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Sounds like an opportunity for Sharecuts to step in and do the honors and maybe an impromptu Funderstorm too?
stevo412.19.07 - 4:55 pm
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funderstorm better be there. i'll get a motherfucking sharecut.
WIFE BIKE12.19.07 - 4:58 pm
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It will be an honor to de-beard the captain.
FREE SHARECUTS TIL SUNRISE.
$10
SKIDMARCUS12.19.07 - 5:17 pm
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WAIT WAIT WAIT...
wifebike.. weren't you supposed to be going to Australia...?
fucking disappointment..
but, brassknuckle, i'll be there!
e-rock12.19.07 - 5:28 pm
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I need a fucking hair cut.........i mean share cut......i mean pube triming...
fuck it I'll give ya yur B_DAY love before i leave if you know what i mean..oh yeah i take off on the 2nd of January..
SKANO
SixtyLowRida12.19.07 - 5:40 pm
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BRASS Wifey are ya'll still chillin..????????????
skano12.19.07 - 5:42 pm
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you two went on a biere run, huh?
skano12.19.07 - 5:51 pm
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If you shave you'll look weird and everyone will stare at you all night.
~creepy~
City Hobgoblin12.20.07 - 4:51 pm
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i'm always staring at brassknuckle...wink wink...
superfish12.20.07 - 4:55 pm
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I'm really disappointed you are shaving the marino beard. It's so non Tren Way to cut your beard dude.. Dirga Dirga?:
Joe Borfo12.20.07 - 4:55 pm
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okay you've convinced me. i won't shave. i didn't want to anyway.
brassknuckle12.20.07 - 7:14 pm
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brassknuckles shaving his beard is like me not-shaving my head everyday.
Just won't go down that way, man.
bentstrider12.20.07 - 7:22 pm
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who am i kidding i can only grow a homeless neckbeard. fuck this wheres the razor.
ruinedbyidiots12.20.07 - 9:19 pm
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Wait, wait, RBI. I got an old Imperial Butt Wizards scan coming up. And I just noticed the future RBI in it.
toweliesbong12.20.07 - 9:25 pm
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so instead of hiring a striper for brassknuckle's birthday, can we just tell him to strip for us?
i would like that. a lot.
superfish12.20.07 - 9:39 pm
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Damn, have you been doing past life regressions? Nice vid.
toweliesbong12.20.07 - 9:41 pm
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