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dating in the bicycle community is like getting into a warm bath/pool. it's better than most relationships. then when it's over you have to get out and it's really cold and uncomfortable. this didn't happen to me, but that's what i thought about before i went to sleep last night. we should always be ready to give riders towels, the ones who are cold. again, i am not talking about my own situation.
is the sound of me cleaning the jizz off my keyboard.
on another note:
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the midnight ridazz are pussies. And the LAPD is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
funny how changing 2 subject references makes a shitload of sense.
hello. my name is Dr. Greenthumb. please wait at sawtell and lagrange and i will be with you on the first saturday after the third friday of the month. thx
prolly till the kid can ride. my water will break on the bike, give birth, have a little car thing attached to my bike, leave the kid there till she/he is like, k i'm ready, let's do this moma. what did you say bout midnightridazz? ooooooh i just said have f.u.n. drink some joose, don;t date any bikers.
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