All DHL drivers R Nelson
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sexy at 06.2.08 - 1:37 pm
Everytime I see a DHL van, I think "hey Nelson" Everybody tells me "No, Nelson doesn't work in that area"
Case in point: This morning the DHL driver deliver came to my friends door and I asked, "where Nelson?" he replied "I think he came in late this morning." You see they all know Nelson.
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The gang rolls into America's most family-friendly town. (Well,
assuming your family is white, Christian, and doesn't like listening
to music recorded after 1952.)
Nelson: What is this place?
Bart: Branson, Missouri. My dad says it's like Vegas -- if it were
run by Ned Flanders.
Nelson: [sees a sign extolling the virtues of an Andy Williams
concert]
Andy Williams!
Bart: Aw, we don't need to stop here.
Nelson: Yes we do. [punches Bart in the back of the head]
-- Point well taken, "Bart on the Road"
Mr. Williams' vocal stylings have a varied effect on the boys.
Bart, Martin, and Milhouse are fast asleep. Nelson, however, is
enthralled.
Andy Williams: [singing off-camera]
...my huckleberry friend
Moon river, and me.
[audience applauds]
Nelson: I didn't think he'd do "Moon River," but then -- bam! --
second encore!
-- Nelson and Williams - who knew?, "Bart on the Road"
ruinedbyidiots06.2.08 - 1:53 pm
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Maybe Nelson got deported. It wouldn't be the first time that a citizen was deported for being mexican.
I keep passing by his house and saying hi to his mom and dad, but they keep telling me he is at the Lakers game or something. Honestly, how long could one game last?!
I think maybe he wants to break up with me.
ubrayj0206.3.08 - 5:34 pm
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I've seen Nelson driving a DHL truck in Silverlake, but I thought he got a better paying job with the city.
Saw him at the Smoke House, and at Red Riding Hoodzz house recently.
ARMADILLOS!
Mook06.3.08 - 10:03 pm
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