ROTW - TERN
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SKIDMARCUS at 05.5.08 - 9:45 am
He's always been dedicated, fun, and real with everyone. Inventor of Dark Century, Badger Song, and way-the-fuck-across-town bike love! Here's to you, Drew!
Maybe now you wont leave us!
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tern always threatens to kick my ass when I see him.
then again, I call his ride: terd's badger dong
across-town bike-love, drew!
spiraldemon05.5.08 - 9:48 am
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+!
remember he had a beard?! and then he didn't?! and i was like WHUH!
ROTW!!!
neverclever05.5.08 - 10:11 am
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Gee. Thanks! Well I am now bearded. It's okay if I am your dad, right? I mean, it's kinda hard to change.
tern05.5.08 - 10:58 am
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All of those threats were empty, Jeff. Actually, in my minds eye, I fashion myself as an astute practitioner of the ancient secrets of mixed martial arts cage fighting. So, if you aren't a kick mixed martial arts champion, then you have no reason to be alarmed. You've been on more rides than the rest of us. Now, maybe you should be filing some files, file clerk. And hey, watch the dress code.
cross town love to you, my friend.
tern05.5.08 - 11:05 am
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Tern-
Are you back on the east coast yet? If not, when are you leaving?
kyber05.5.08 - 11:08 am
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Congrats Tern. You deserve it. Tern is a pioneer when it comes to Ridazz in the Pomona Valley. Aside from the rides he started mentioned aboved, he and Fuzzbeast also started the East Endz ride by the Claremont Colleges a couple of years ago. While the ride itself lasted only a few months, it introduced several people to the Ridazz 'scene'.
sc_nomad05.5.08 - 11:15 am
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Man, the depressing stuff...I have to go out and finish building a house that is in the middle of being built. May dad fell off of the roof of this house, and now he needs my help, because he broke some bones(this help I am happy and ready to give, by the way). I will miss all of you and the soon to be rambunctious antics of summer. At the current plan, I should be leaving in the beginning of June. But, I'll be back in the fall. I'll just have to find a place and start all over again.
tern05.5.08 - 11:17 am
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Drew is good people for sure.
If you gots to go, you gots to go, but come back soon OR WE'RE GONNA MAKE A WEST COAST to EAST COAST 'GO GET TERN' (first ever) RIDAZZ CONTINETAL TOUR RIDE
Eric Hair05.5.08 - 11:20 am
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Terd, Rida of the week!
sexy05.5.08 - 11:27 am
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Hey Coach...thanks again for helping me get the Dark Century Started! There are a couple of people who have volunteered to keep it going while I'm gone...they could plan and host a couple of Dark Centuries. UP until now....I have an approximate count of 43 people riding their first century on this ride. I'm glad it's gonna keep going.
tern05.5.08 - 11:30 am
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Also, the Dark Century has other people who totally made it possible.
trickmilla
Annie
Gordo
Steve (badger song)
fuck, I am forgetting scouters....I'll figure it out and list them soon.
tern05.5.08 - 11:36 am
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East Sidazz was mostly Fuzzbeast. I just went to the rides...and flyered...and I made the spoke cards...with his artwork....and a helped to scout a ride...(or two?) East Sidazz is his thing...and it totally helped me to meet people and have fun out in our neck of the woods.
Yeah Fuzzbeast!!
tern05.5.08 - 11:41 am
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ooh the beard goes perfect with a man working with wood! you should wear flannels and carry an axe!
ALSO, we HAVE to have a send off ride.. .yaaay sad!
neverclever05.5.08 - 11:55 am
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CONGRATULATIONS TERN aka TREN aka TERD aka DREW aka LA DREW aka OUR DREW aka NOT GERN!
ROTW! WOOT!
Time for the questions:
So Drew, do you still stop off at that place in Little Tokyo and drink two pitchers of Sapporo before joining us on rides? What's the name & address of that place?
I believe you mentioned that you rode Fixed at one time, when was this? Why'd you go back to geared/road?
What was the first bike you ever rode?
What was the first bike you ever owned (if it wasn't the same bike as above), did your parents buy it for you? For what occassion?
What was the first bike you bought with your own money?
the reverend dak05.5.08 - 12:06 pm
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only mofo that i know will do a century in the jeans hes slept in the night before even if it was only on 2 hours of sleep. tern = KING.
jchungerford05.5.08 - 12:24 pm
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drews been one of my favorite riders ever since i met him all drunkenly at a ridge way party.
ruinedbyidiots05.5.08 - 1:32 pm
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1. As rider of the week what initiatives shall you put forth?
2. Why Covina? You grow up there? Hottness there?
3. What is your drink of choice?
neverclever05.5.08 - 2:03 pm
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So Drew, do you still stop off at that place in Little Tokyo and drink two pitchers of Sapporo before joining us on rides? What's the name & address of that place?
No....I went there a few times...before rides. The name of the place is Joy Mart. I don't know the address. One time, I went there before riding with tren way in china town. I was early and I had nothing to do, so I rode down to little tokyo and drank some sapporo...I sat outside and drank a big pitcher while talking to some people I met who were showing a friend around from Australia. Than I rode over to china town and found tren way people--and drank more beer.
I believe you mentioned that you rode Fixed at one time, when was this? Why'd you go back to geared/road?
The first time I rode fixed was in Arcata, CA (not Arcadia) in 1998. The bike was a white 80's Schwinn track bike with pink lettering. I fell of of it after riding about a hundred yards. Then, when I moved down to LA, I lived with a guy who is a masters track rider. He rides (rode?) at Encino. I was able to borrow that bike every so often, and that's when I started really having fun riding on track bikes. The bike was a Cannondale with sew ups....about 2 cm to big for me. Then, after I had moved out of that place, I met a guy who lived in my apartment building who had an identical frame, but with clinchers and cheaper track specific components. I got to ride that bike quite a bit. It was fun. But, I never owned a fixed gear. And, I have never ridden a conversion for mare than a mile or two.
So, I never really went back to road bikes....I never actually owned a fixed gear.
What was the first bike you ever rode?
The first bike I ever rode was a bmx bike...in 1980. I was too little to reach the pedals, but somehow I managed to lean from one side to the other and make contact with one foot, while the other was dangling in the air. I remember that it hurt my nuts.
What was the first bike you ever owned (if it wasn't the same bike as above), did your parents buy it for you? For what occassion?
My first bike was a metallic purple Sears bike. It was a knockoff on a Schwinn Stingray...but a little bigger, I think. I got it for my birthday, a couple of weeks after riding the bmx bike that the kid, Donald, across the street owned. I had been disallowed to hang out with him because he tought me some cuss words, and my mom found a KISS 45 and a Disco Duck 45 that he had given me to play on my Disney record player.
What was the first bike you bought with your own money?
The first bike I bough with my own money was a 1988 Fuji Ace road bike. I rode that thing all over the place. But, skating took over full time not long after that. Later on, I bought and Ibis modified trials bike. I spent a bunch of time hopping around on that. Damn, you could run faster that bike would go. Well, when I moved out of my parent's house....in like 1994...both of those bikes were stolen from the house I lived in by some notorioulsly drug addicted members of a still remembered underground band who had started couch surfing. I moved the fuck out of there soon after they started squatting. Since then, I've had a bunch of bikes. I started out rebuilding old bikes...and putting huge baskets on them...to make them as useful as I could...I rarely drove for years. Then, my (once) girlfriend bought me a used bianchi road bike from our neighbor for Christmas. It's been all about road bikes since then.
tern05.5.08 - 2:20 pm
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chungerford....hahah! You guys dropped me that day. I still made it though. I was dreaming of deep fried dill pickles at Pure Luck!
tern05.5.08 - 2:56 pm
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I consider Ridgeway my home away from home. I should be paying all of you rent.
Eh hem....really.
And, Tyler aka ruindedbyhumedevotees....even though I pissed some people off by posting your eponymous picture all the fuck over the place, and even though I attracted some followers, who took it upon themselves to do the same thing... And, even though I am done with the posts of your old man photo...the feeling is still right here. You are a very great guy. So fun riding with you...sorry I couldn't make it up my my west side friendsd and join in the journey to your house.
tern05.5.08 - 3:25 pm
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Tern,
We need to do a farewell ride.
Will you help plan, or do you trust someone like me to put it together for you (hee).
Creative Thing05.5.08 - 3:39 pm
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Of course I trust you to do it. I'm, without even a second thought, trusting you to take the Dark Century and make it better than ever--because I know you are really passionate about the ride.
If you want to make a ride for my going away....cool! I've never had a going away party! (maybe I have had a going away party before, and I just wasn't invited! hahaha!)
tern05.5.08 - 3:48 pm
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Tern is awesome! Thanks to him I rode my first Metric Century (plus a bit more).
BTW, Joy Mart is a big fave and frequent hang-out of the IAAL-MAF. Did you drink the beer straight out of the pitcher or did they give you one of those 32 oz. mugs that are like a mini-pitcher?
mr rollers05.5.08 - 3:56 pm
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Hey rollers....for some reason....the gave me a really tiny glass, every time....like an 8 oz. glass. Somehow, I really like the huge pitcher / small glass combo. Maybe I felt like I was drinking my share, PLUS!
Man, It has been good riding with you these past couple of years, Rollers. Heres to the Armed Librarians!!
tern05.5.08 - 4:01 pm
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farewell century and welcome back century, fuck it
double century and he stays!
dannyzuko05.5.08 - 4:03 pm
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Danny, I have been waiting to a special edition double century, as a part of the Dark Century, but I had some very well reasoned explanations as to why I shouldn't have done it when I was planning. But, it's alll open for the future. Maybe this winter--you and and and Leslie could do this?
tern05.5.08 - 4:17 pm
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but....I would like the going away ride to be accessible to anyone who has a bike.
tern05.5.08 - 4:19 pm
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I meant, you and me and Leslie could do this...and anyone else who wants to plan the Double--related to the Dark Century. It wold be really epic. Others will be doing the same thing this month (unorganized double, even though they have guidelines from the randoneuirs authorities. Swarm has some people doing a looooong ride, like 235 this month.) But, I think we should start looking at the possibility of doing a separate 200 mile ride, unsupported. We won't be the first among our friends, but we will add to the Dark Century....It has to have another name and life, though.
The Dark Century is focused on two things.....giving experienced riders a century at night, and giving first time century riders a chance to do their first century....at night!!
tern05.5.08 - 4:31 pm
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See how awesome Tern is??? He cant stop planning rides even on his ROTW Thread!! Hahahahha!
Sit down Drew. Drink a beer. No Dark Centuries til you answer those questions up there!
SKIDMARCUS05.5.08 - 4:34 pm
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Oops. You're right Marcus. I'm looking above to answer questions....
Thanks for believing in me, Marcus.
tern05.5.08 - 4:50 pm
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two hundred miles just sounds nice, I'll help, now answer the questions,
dannyzuko05.5.08 - 4:51 pm
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Marcus. Thanks for believing in me. You know, because I am your dad, and all.
Now....about these questions....
tern05.5.08 - 5:08 pm
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Tern rides a lugged steel Masi in wool sweaters. 'Nuff said.
cabhauler05.5.08 - 5:18 pm
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From Skid Marcus Q: Are you having fun yet?
Yes. I am.
From neverclever:
1. As rider of the week what initiatives shall you put forth?
I think everything is going pretty well, right now. Maybe I should put forth he initiative that I should have a place to sleep after every ride...because riding home takes around 2 hours and riding the bus takes about an hour and a half.
2. Why Covina? You grow up there? Hottness there?
I live here because the rent is cheap, and I have a back yard to plant plants.I have plants to plant. Would you like some fresh yellow squash? Sometimes it gets hot between May and October.
3. What is your drink of choice?
What have you got?
tern05.5.08 - 5:21 pm
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cabhauler...I'm like the garage rock of bikes and bike attire!!! hahaha!
tern05.5.08 - 5:24 pm
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hey sexy, why no questions from you? Aren't you the question asker for rider of the week? If you are in doubt, I will be candid about the pictures of you and me and bigs and bbd and jeff and knucks at snake bite park with your saddle sore ridden ass in the air!
LOLS!!!
tern05.5.08 - 5:51 pm
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I would like some squash, good sir.
I will in
tern, use it to create some amazing vegan food which I will offer to share with you!
kyber05.5.08 - 6:06 pm
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You've got it, Kyber. I have about 12 growing on two plants...and more to come. In 2 to 3 weeks (before I leave) they'll be grown. There you go.
Also, I already have tiny green tomatoes on my tomato plants, but they won't be big and red until I"m on the east coast. Too bad.
tern05.5.08 - 7:28 pm
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Well, all I got to say is that you(tern) seem to be compatible with any magnitude and number of rides.
Whether they're fast, slow, hilly, flat, soupy, cold, hot, or all of the above, you seem to hold your own.
So, as for So.Carolina, you originally from there, or you just got family that moved/lived out there?
bentstrider05.5.08 - 7:42 pm
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Hey, Bentstrider....good to hear form you. My mom is from South Carolina, and my dad is from all over the place. He was the first kid in my grandparent's family, and my grandfather was in the navy. SO, my dad lived in so many places before he was in his junior year in high school. At that point, my grandparents settled in Charleston, South Carolina. And, he went to Clemson and met my mom on a blind date. They got married just after graduation. Then, he was comisioned in the Air Force....and they started moving around. I was born in Anchorage, Alaska. And when I was really young, my family moved to Albuquerque, New Mexico. I grew up there until I was 15. Then my dad retired from the military / think tank stuff in New Mexico and went to work in Pico Rivera. We moved to Chino Hills (it was Chino, at that Point) and I finished up highschool there. Then, when I was old enough, I moved to Pomona, then Korea Town, then Claremont, then Laverne. Then I went to college in Arcata (in Humboldt County....have you seen the Ewok forest...that's where I lived, pretty much). When I greduated, I was a radio news dude in Eureka for a while, and I wrote for the papers. Then, I moved down to Sacramento for two years. And then I moved to LA. I lived between LA Brea and Fairfax--south of the 10 for a good while. Then I lived in Fullerton for two years. And then I lived in Claremont again. Now I live where I live in Covina. Let's see where I land next, after helping my parents to finish there house in South Carolina. I'm thinking I'll move in with PC in San Pedro....and make him my bitch (hahaha, whoops just kidding, PC). Who knows, man. I'm sure you can appreciate my life of moving around, since you're a long hauler.
tern05.5.08 - 8:03 pm
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@tern
The way things are going right now, I'll most likely be doing that again, pretty soon.
bentstrider05.5.08 - 11:26 pm
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My first century was DC2. Most ridiculously insane century was DC3.
GarySe7en05.5.08 - 11:42 pm
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Drew encouraged me to ride my first century and flung the sweat from his helmet on me as a token of gratitude. I think I first met him during the first dark century scouting ride. We met on sunset and fairfax, and I almost got squished by a bus. I think he mentioned something about liking my boat shoes, and that convinced me that he had good taste and was trustworthy enough to do a century with.
so cool!
meandmybluebike05.6.08 - 1:21 am
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Ladies and gentlemen, my impression of Drew at 3 in the morning...
(*rapidly walks back and forth, stiff-legged*)
"MY BIKE. I CAN'T FIND MY BIKE. I HAVE TO FIND MY BIKE. MY BIKE IS MISSING. I CAN'T FIND MY BIKE."
Hahahahaha. I kid because I love.
Okay, I've got a question. What was the name of that underground band?
PC05.6.08 - 4:17 am
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PC--the name of the band is: man is the bastard
tern05.6.08 - 8:28 am
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Bad news, bad news come to me where i sleep
Tern, Tern, Tern again
Sayin' one of your friends is in trouble deep
Tern, Tern, to the rain and the wind...
Don't go, user "tern." Don't go! Stay!
Oh, PAM is just being selfish. You go and do what you have to do. But do not forget to TERN around and come back soon! Ha, ha, ha!
PAM05.6.08 - 3:18 pm
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Don't leeeeeeeaaavvvvvvve, Tern. I did my first metric and century with you! You rule!!!
markedge05.6.08 - 3:58 pm
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To everything (tern, tern, tern)
There is a season (tern, tern, tern)
And a time for every purpose, under heaven
Joe Borfo05.6.08 - 4:05 pm
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to everything, tern, tern, tern.
there is a season, tern, tern, tern!
meandmybluebike05.6.08 - 5:51 pm
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Get the F#$%#$@@ and the $%##$#$$# and the #$%$#^^ outta here.
The next Dark Century was only a stones throw away. Who will wear carry the crown? Who will define the routes? Who will convince my black azz to ride a Dark Century in the rain? Who, I say? Who? One last ride, one lasttttt ride. Make it so brotha Tern, Make it soooooo.
Wayne
mindfullofmusic05.6.08 - 8:26 pm
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The mighty Tern shall return! Bon Voyage soiree! Freakin' Drew, you are most awesome!
NEWB31005.7.08 - 12:20 am
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ALL YOUR MONEY
WILL IT BUY YOU SALVATION
NO FUCK YOUR MONEY
GIVE US GOURMET TERN
ruinedbyidiots05.7.08 - 12:34 am
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TERN!
Would you want to meet up with the Funderstorm Tour this September??? We will be in VA in Sept. and it would be incredible to see you out there!
SKIDMARCUS05.7.08 - 9:30 am
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That would be really fun!
tern05.7.08 - 9:37 am
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Gern loves to Burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
skano05.8.08 - 12:51 pm
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