That's wrong

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marino at 08.18.08 - 11:17 am
Pissing where kids play is just plain wrong.
How hard is it to go 10 feet away behind the bushes?
Nobody said anything to that guy?
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lol mike is a funny guy ill tell u that much.
Debut21308.18.08 - 11:19 am
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like other kids haven't pee'd on that playground equipment before...
kids pee on everything
disko08.18.08 - 11:20 am
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Funny or not, Marino makes a good point.
hatehills08.18.08 - 11:21 am
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Then marino can be the dedicated Pee Narc. What do u think MR should we vote him into office?
Debut21308.18.08 - 11:22 am
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BFD
people probably smoke crack and have sex with whores there, piss is not a big deal.
Graham08.18.08 - 11:23 am
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Please post your home addresses.
I just want to pee on your front doors.
Beer laced pee has no stench whatsoever. Promise.
marino08.18.08 - 11:26 am
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marino knows about being pee'd on from first hand experience
spiraldemon08.18.08 - 11:29 am
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There's no humor in that, so don't try to play it off as him being funny. The guy is an idiot and disrespectful. Get a clue dude!
User108.18.08 - 11:42 am
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Let's piss on his bike and see if it's still funny.
kyber08.18.08 - 1:07 pm
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other ppls pee is great for childrens immune system-- he's a hero
asparagus08.18.08 - 2:21 pm
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I piss into the event horizon.
It enters the matter-stream, is disassembled, then is reconstructed at the destination.
There, it exits the outbound gate address and hits an unsuspecting, off-world hokey, in the face!!!
Then I run as General Landry sends a team of SF's to dogpile my ass!!!
bentstrider08.18.08 - 2:28 pm
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i don't see how this is a big deal. its urine. its not like he is pissing on a kid or something.
Lizzard08.18.08 - 2:34 pm
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A lot of people here love talking shit, but when it comes down to it they NEVER do anything about it.
Before you start calling people names think to yourself "Would I say these things to this guy in real life?", the answer is most likely NO. You would sit back, watch, and drink your tall can then maybe later go home and complain about it on the internet.
Now I'm not saying this goes for everyone, but it does go for the majority of people on this board.
All talk and no walk.
Graham08.18.08 - 2:38 pm
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The correct response is to this is to Pee in his downtube.
thegodofthor08.18.08 - 2:49 pm
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He probably wasn't thinking about the daytime ramifications of his actions when he was peeing. But, maybe he should have. That's not so cool. No reason to crucify the guy, though. If you know who he is, and have a problem with his actions in that picture, tell him yourself. Otherwise, just let it go. That's my opinion.
tern08.18.08 - 3:19 pm
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urine is only sterile in healthy individuals.
if a homeless person did that would it still be funny?
dannyzuko08.18.08 - 3:43 pm
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@Graham enough with the macho bullshit.
"If you were a man you would say something there..."
I wasn't there.
I saw it here, I talk about it here.
If I was there I would talk about it there.
It doesn't make you an alt-bro defend every douchebag action that goes on.
Pee stinks. And when someone takes their little 4 year old to a playground it shouldn't stink like a public toilet.
Are you a friggin orphan? Mommy and daddy never took you to the playground and you resent all the kids who go there.? WTF?
I understand if you defend the beer thefts. You don't have money and even if you did, you are under 21 they won't sell it to you. OK Whatever. You are "forced" to do it. You don't have an option.
Pissing on little kids toys? You don't have an option?
I guess I'm missing the hipster irony.
After all the pisser wears tight pants and has a Ulock up his ass.
marino08.18.08 - 3:52 pm
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@Graham enough with the macho bullshit.
"If you were a man you would say something there..."
I have no idea who you are quoting because I never said anything like that. Maybe you need to re-read my response again. I'm not now or ever trying to promote a "macho bullshit attitude".
Graham08.18.08 - 4:01 pm
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Marino, it would be awesome if you dressed like Mario on a ride
spiraldemon08.18.08 - 4:03 pm
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oh yeah! Mario Brothers ride! post it up! And, make it for sometime in October, so that I will be able to ride after my foot heals.
tern08.18.08 - 4:07 pm
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"It doesn't make you an alt-bro defend every douchebag action that goes on. "
I always call people out when I see them doing something wrong, weather it be breaking bottles, riding unsafely, speaking rudely to others, things that I generally disagree with that put everyone in a bad position.
Graham08.18.08 - 4:07 pm
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I pissed outside in Phoenix today and it literally vaporized as soon as it hit the ground!!!
This place is too hot, even for me right now, I'm coming back at this moment, see yall's!!
bentstrider08.18.08 - 4:08 pm
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I've gotta say, I understand that how Marino feels about peeing on equipment meant for children.
I think we're all on the same page about that.
That being said, I'm assuming that the person peeing was more aware of having pictures taken than he was of the fact that he was peeing on a jungle gym that was used the next morning by local children. I'm just giving him the benefit of the doubt on this one.
tern08.18.08 - 4:13 pm
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"Are you a friggin orphan? Mommy and daddy never took you to the playground and you resent all the kids who go there.? WTF?"
This is just a low blow marino, you shouldn't talk about peoples mothers and fathers that way, you don't know their situation and it could hurt them. Not cool.
"Pissing on little kids toys? You don't have an option?"
"Pee stinks. And when someone takes their little 4 year old to a playground it shouldn't stink like a public toilet."
But, the answer is Yes, my mother and father did. But who knows what the hell I was playing in, there could have been blood, shit, and yes piss all over the toys. I do not agree with pissing in a public playground. I wouldn't have done it myself, but I personally think that there are WAY more important things we should worry about in public playgrounds like used needles, pipes, lighters, knifes and razor blades, all of that bad stuff. Pee is not that a big deal.
Graham08.18.08 - 4:19 pm
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if the object is to "talk" to the guy then I don't see that it matters whether Marino talked to him here or in person. it still equates to talking to the guy. the only difference is that marino is opening himself up to public scrutiny from the community itself. the picture is here on the site for all to see. is it not ok to comment on any picture not just the funny ones?
Graham I think you kind of came off as promoting some macho attitude because you are saying essentially no talk, only action. well what is that action specifically? to go up to the guy and do what action? talk? if not talk then? talk is what marino is doing here so.....
but I'm with tern, the guy was prolly drunk, I know him, he's a cool kid and I'm sure didnt mean to pee on some little kid's play area out of maliciousness... I'm going to delete the photo I dont think the guy should be crucified. but none the less it is disgusting and if someone wants to voice an objection then they should be able to. you gotta know that on a public ride your actions are subject to public scrutiny... my guess is people will be more cautious from now on about where they pee... which is good. that's action.
The internet is a form of communication. This isn't "just the internet" it's a public record and a public forum for communicating. it's not to be trivialized.... teh internet actually is serious business.
Roadblock08.18.08 - 4:20 pm
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further more, unless it's some immediately life endangering behaviour or something really serious or criminal, there probably shouldnt be a bunch of people telling each other what to do on the rides... .
this forum provides a level of separation that is actually a good thing in my mind. by the time things get to here it's after the fact and cooler heads are prevailing... lets say for example that one person decided to confront another group who is stealing from a store? it could easily lead to a drunk ass fight. that's the last thing we want. I'd rather absorb it as it happens and then later the situation is assessed and wrongful people are then shamed and isolated... people are generally good people. and having understood their mistakes and actions and that they WILL be scrutinized by the community is plenty a deterrant to it happening again.
to ask that someone should have to police people or contfront people in the heat of the moment... it just gets to bizzy body. the accuser should stand before public opinion too and here on this forum Marino subjected himself to public scrutiny as have other riders. a few months ago a guy came on here screaming about gangsters and it turned out that HE was the one to be deemed a trouble maker - so it can go both ways in the court of public opinion nd most of the time that is a good thing.
Roadblock08.18.08 - 4:28 pm
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Graham I think you kind of came off as promoting some macho attitude because you are saying essentially no talk, only action. well what is that action specifically? to go up to the guy and do what action? talk? if not talk then? talk is what marino is doing here so.....
I think the quote i used "all talk and no walk" is being used out of the context of what I meant. What I meant by it is that there is all talk and no confrontation. Mind you I'm not talking about Marino, I'm talking about everyone on here.
Graham08.18.08 - 4:29 pm
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I don't ever want to see fighting or violence on a ride or any other time.
Graham08.18.08 - 4:30 pm
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"confrontation"
well.... what exactly IS confrontation? is it time or location sensitive?
is it more than talking in your mind?
if not... then it shouldnt matter. THIS forum is the equivalent of talking but without the immediate physical confrontation. it's a legitimate form of action to talk to someone on this forum. again, teh internets really actually is serious business. it's not any less powerful than a phone call or a one on one talking to. it's MORE powerful and by virtue of others being able to voice their own take on the matter it is more democratic and effective.
Roadblock08.18.08 - 4:35 pm
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So, should it be the mario brother's ride, the super mario brother's ride................................
or
Super Mario Bike
??
hhmmm.
tern08.18.08 - 4:37 pm
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+1 for Road Block's comment.
tern08.18.08 - 4:38 pm
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No its not more than just talking. Thats at least all I want it to be.
I personally do not think teh internet is a proper medium of confrontation, I personally feel like I cant express myself the way I would like. I enjoy being able to see someone face to face, to be able to touch them, and hear their voice right in front of me. Maybe its just me?
Graham08.18.08 - 4:44 pm
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I'm being nice, remember this when I say:
Well, why are you communicating on an internet forum?
In all niceness, of course.
tern08.18.08 - 4:49 pm
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@Tern Casting now for brother Luigi and Princess Peach.
@RB please don't delete the picture. I sent the link to Hipster Runoff to get a professional opinion if it's alt or douche.
@Graham I know you are a good guy but sometimes you take annoying positions on teh internetz
marino08.18.08 - 4:50 pm
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'm being nice, remember this when I say:
Well, why are you communicating on an internet forum?
In all niceness, of course.
tern
08.18.08 - 7:49 pm
Well, I love communicating on the internet, and because work gets very boring. I don't like to confront people on it. there is a difference.
Thank you for being nice.
Graham08.18.08 - 4:51 pm
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Marino, you are a GREAT guy, seriously. I enjoy your company very much and I hope to see you around more. I think we both take annoying positions on Teh Internetz. C'est la vie.
Graham08.18.08 - 4:54 pm
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@graham
I see where you are distinguishing. But, well, you get all kinds of communication on the internet....just like in real life.
Fortunately for us...you can actually find the people who are talking on the forums...on rides/
This can't be said for most internet forums.
tern08.18.08 - 4:56 pm
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awww... I feel a big cyber hug coming on.
tern08.18.08 - 4:57 pm
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@ marino
Kelly Peach for Princess Peach!!!!!
Make it happen!!
tern08.18.08 - 5:00 pm
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Real quick.. I'd just like mention here and also to thank Graham cause he does get involved in diffusing situations... specifically the SFVCM in May... if it weren't for his quick decisions in getting involved to help squash an argument (which was getting intense) b/t two riders... I don't know what would happened after that. Just wanted to say thanks...
Al
digablesoul08.18.08 - 5:15 pm
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Well, good on you, Graham.
tern08.18.08 - 5:17 pm
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That's it, I'm buying Pampers for this whiny bunch.
After thinking about it, piss does tend to smell a little.
With my countless trips to truck-stop restrooms, one would need a gas mask and a flamethrower to counter the stench.
I personally did not see this guy pissing, so naturally, I wasn't obligated to say a damn thing.
Although, if I was there my response would've been along the lines of, "Ugh!! Stick your junk back into your pants you sick fuck, I paid $30 bucks for some quality cold cuts and I'm not about to lose that right now!!!"
A wild, rant like that would be enough to spark the proverbial fire and lead to a noteworthy action.
bentstrider08.18.08 - 5:29 pm
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Nooooo Marino! Tell me you didn't post this to Hipster Runoff? Now I'm really screwed. I'm going to have to change my profile there now.
I don't get why this pic would be removed. It's matter of taste, manners and respect. We were there using their park and play grounds. And this is how we show our gratitude? It's dissing their park, but it's not illegal. Tasteless? yes. Illegal? No.
Anyone that thinks "this is just piss", can we pee on your bike?
User108.18.08 - 5:39 pm
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User 1. User 1. Your name is synonymous with scandal. Man you are on this forum to start shit with people. Well, you already know this. But, I love you all the same. Fun is the fun fun, I guess.
tern08.18.08 - 5:44 pm
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I just re-read your post, and I retract my last post.....for now.
tern08.18.08 - 5:46 pm
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But, I still love you , hippie....if you like it or not!
tern08.18.08 - 5:47 pm
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A lot of people here love talking shit, but when it comes down to it they NEVER do anything about it.
Before you start calling people names think to yourself "Would I say these things to this guy in real life?", the answer is most likely NO. You would sit back, watch, and drink your tall can then maybe later go home and complain about it on the internet.
Now I'm not saying this goes for everyone, but it does go for the majority of people on this board.
All talk and no walk.
Graham
08.18.08 - 5:38 pm
hey, i did something like this and 5 guys tried to pick a fight with me.
ruinedbyidiots08.18.08 - 6:17 pm
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Yeah I heard about that, but its not something I want to talk about on the internet. Its all love though man.
Graham08.18.08 - 6:20 pm
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no matter how wrong you spell my name.
Graham08.18.08 - 6:20 pm
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actually i hate everyone for those of you with penis's your all vaginas..
and vice versa.
thanks have a nice day fucks.
theshues08.18.08 - 6:22 pm
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This is my final edict: I pee on you alll! AAAAAAhhhhhgggrnh!!
tern08.18.08 - 6:24 pm
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oh and your all worthless go ride a bike and stop blogging its just as bad as sitting here and watching tv all day..
you have no room to get all teary eyed and if you want me to tell you this in person i dont mind its not talking shit its reality.. hahah.
pps. venice graf walls, 40 min, ill be blazing on one of he walls. lets rant togeather.
theshues08.18.08 - 6:25 pm
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"hey, i did something like this and 5 guys tried to pick a fight with me."
yeah I heard about that too. and that's why it's simply better to discuss things in a public community forum where there isnt a threat of physical confrontation. it allows both sides some distance and for the community to weigh in. It worked rather well with the shoplifting problem and also with the drunken cyclists problem.
Roadblock08.18.08 - 7:35 pm
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hey there. i the guy in that picture. to everyone that was offended by my actions, im sorry. i had a little too much to drink, and probably didnt really debate where the proper place to urinate would be.
but honestly... all of this for pissing on some wood chips?
oh and to whoever said im a hipster for wearing tight pants and " having a u lock up my ass"... thanks for making me laugh.
BiGmike08.18.08 - 7:51 pm
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One time after a ride I was pretty drunk so I went up to a fence that was next to a driveway and started peeing through it to the other side and right when I finished and zipped up a cop car rolled out of the driveway and was looking at me for a sec. When I went around to investigate where I just peed it turned out to be a police station.
shmuck08.18.08 - 7:52 pm
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+10 for urinating on the police station.
theshues08.18.08 - 7:54 pm
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Ya, you hipsters with your tight pants, u-locks, and bikes...
...and asians with their math problems and honda civics
...and white people with their apple pies
disko08.18.08 - 8:03 pm
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when i went to jewish camp, the counselors dared my friend to pee in the outdoor chapel in front of the torah. the next day at shabbat morning services none of us could contain our giggles when the rabbi stood up with the torah above his head in the spot she pissed in.
ohnoitschlo08.18.08 - 8:04 pm
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Hye alan stop calling people hipsters... you're probably the most hip guy over 100 years old in california. I think that makes you hipster number one for sure. I mean you were born before they had electricity and all..... i bet you were in fact the very first hipster. I have some jeans for you to wear.
stillline08.18.08 - 8:04 pm
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when i went to jewish camp, the counselors dared my friend to pee in the outdoor chapel in front of the torah. the next day at shabbat morning services none of us could contain our giggles when the rabbi stood up with the torah above his head in the spot she pissed in.
ohnoitschlo
08.18.08 - 11:04 pm
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I HAVE SO MANY STORIES ABOUT PEEING ON THINGS !!!!! HAHAHAHA
but yeah, imagine if a gang of toddlers came out and beat the kid up !
i know the pic is scandelous but all of crank mob is scandelous, i know it upset some people but why delete it ?
HANDBONE08.18.08 - 8:08 pm
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the shues...I've got to meet you in person.
I will give you my email address.
Give me a time and place we can hang out:
toesandteeth
at
gmail.com
tern08.18.08 - 8:32 pm
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LOL the pic has been deleted. So much for reasoning and the democratic process.
And Matt I never called anyone on this thread a hipster.......... well that is until now, you freakin hipster!!!!
User108.18.08 - 10:34 pm
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User1 + stillline
my favorite hipsters
imachynna08.19.08 - 12:47 am
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Fuck it I deleted it. I wanted to give allan something to cry about. Its been a while! Hahah
Roadblock08.19.08 - 3:06 am
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