Bike Porn Submissions!
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mixtemotions at 04.17.09 - 1:15 pm
This is coming up quick! L.A. Let's represent!!!
If you've seen any of the Bike Porn Rev Phil has brought to L.A. you know that basically, it's like, whatever you want it to be!
We all engage in it every single day.
It's raw, unfettered, lust for our bicycles, riding and FUN!! Is anyone else interested in doing something for this year!? I don't have equipment, or film experience but I have ideas!! Keep it all here on the thread and ALL inclusive!! MR + BIKE PORN = <3
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From BikeSmut.com
"A major joy and problem with porn is that it has low goals and it only kinda succeeds in fulfilling them. Void of substance, most porn leaves the viewer with a feeling distant from those around her.
THIS IS NOT WHAT WE WANT!
We want to see the human/bicycle condition represented in a new exciting way. We want to have our feelings on sexuality challenged. We want an unprecedented amount of consensual sexual energy.
Sure, hot people on hot bikes is good but that is not the totality of Bike Porn. Maybe you can reach deeper. Why are bikes sexy? Show us!"
^^^
This is a challenge because Midnight Ridazz are SO freakin' HOTT!! Dig deep y'all!!!
mixtemotions04.17.09 - 1:24 pm
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Don't everybody submit all at once...
Damn I need to get my priorities straight.
MIDNIGHT RIDAZZ WANT TO RAPE BIKE PORN!
LETS GO! LETS GO! LETS GO! - Submit your fucken videos!
This aint no lame ass Sundance were talking about here. We are talking about as many videos with as much tea bagging and labia draping on bicyle erotica extravaganza as possible!
Joe Borfo04.17.09 - 1:28 pm
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^^^^
=O <-------HOW MUCH IYM!!???
If MR doesn't wanna step up TREN WAY WILL GANG BANG BIKE PORN!!!! We have the prettiest ladies! TOTA!
mixtemotions04.17.09 - 1:35 pm
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Bike porn ménage à trois!
SPOOK04.17.09 - 1:46 pm
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1 bike 5 wheels (Is that Frank?) Midge Bike Porn... All mini bike Los Angelopes!
mixtemotions04.17.09 - 1:52 pm
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we have cameras if you need them. yes los angelopes neeeeed to make bike porn!!!! But Rev Phil you and please I beg have a show or two at the oven, we got our own projector now. we are working on the screen though. i still am begging but Im looking into the cinefamily/ silent movie theater would really be into it. They like sick stuff.
veronica04.18.09 - 7:48 pm
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Sooo....anyone interested in making a Los Angelope flick for Bike Porn!
Don't make a girl beg!
What happened MR? did you guise get jobs or something?
mixtemotions04.23.09 - 1:23 pm
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im down. or around. or under. or in - with a bike tube and spatula.
Aqueous Atom04.23.09 - 4:56 pm
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"did you guise get jobs or something? "
HAHHAHAHHA. Best line today, easy. fuckin' LOL.
danya04.23.09 - 5:00 pm
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so yalls know, you have three (3) weeks left to abuse yourself, your bikes, your friends, your friends' bikes, etc.
not much time... so start doing it (and filming it) TODAY!
portland expects the ridazz to be raw. better not disappoint
revphil05.10.09 - 11:02 am
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we HAVE to submit SOMETHING.... I don't know what yet. Even if I have to film it w/ my crappy, kinda broken "point and shoot" camera... I WILL.
Brainstorm meeting tomorrow at Groundwork. (2nd and Traction) 7pm-8:00pm??
You all realize if I'm left to my own devices it will probably be ridiculous. Annnd it will be the ONLY L.A. submission. Do you really trust me to ME to represent?? come on guise! halp! =)
who wants to come....
1. mixtemotions
mixtemotions05.10.09 - 6:12 pm
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We have a videographer!!!
MOOK!!!
He can't make the meeting tomorrow but he is down for the project!
I want to hear others ideas, but I sorta have something in mind. Depending on what we discuss we should have a story board by the end of this week!
For the idea I have, we would need FREAK BIKES... as many as we can get!
TALL, SMALL, TANDEM... Los Angelopes!!
SO if you have one you'd like to loan us for the shoot, please let me know. There is VERY little chance of it being damaged we practice "safe bike" ;)
nicolearneson at gmail dot com
mixtemotions05.10.09 - 9:15 pm
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I didn't see when the shoot is, but you can use my tall bike. I have the one with the universal joint steering...my cell is 626497 4699 if you need it quick. Otherwise, I'll check the forum or you can email sharpdan at ya hoo dot co m.
sharpdan05.10.09 - 9:25 pm
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awesome!! Thanks! We wont need it till we start filming I will email you as soon as we decide on stuff!!
mixtemotions05.10.09 - 9:34 pm
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http://groups.google.com/group/MidnightRidazzBikePorn
Bike Porn. Ridazz Style. Let's Due It!!
mixtemotions05.11.09 - 2:04 pm
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I know of a bunch of bikes that need in on this, IMO.
Speedybrian's lowrider is awesome.
There is one guy (Sorry, I am horrible with names) that has a chopper bike he brings out to critical mass every now and then. 26" rear with a 16 or 20" front wheel and stretched fork.
There is soneone in the community who I have seen riding a penny farthing style bike.
COME ONE JOO GUIS, LETS DOO EEETTT
TheDude05.11.09 - 7:25 pm
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thanks dude and co.
some of the best movies ever made were done with only a simple idea, a little cleaver writing, a bit of camera/lighing/audio know-how and ~ 700 hours of editing.
my suggestion (not that anyone asked) is once you have an idea. Think of what it is like when it is done, then work your way back in time. If you consider all the steps in between you hopefully wont have to stress out much and you will have a lot of fun.
wear a condom.
except franz, you wear two condoms!
revphil
bike porn dude who wants to harass you all the time cause he has been showing moives in LA almost as long as his home
http://BikeSmut.com
revphil05.11.09 - 10:49 pm
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Rev, do you already have a place to show it??
richtotheie05.11.09 - 10:57 pm
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marvelous, but unless this is a 1st person movie you should stop looking at the camera
im not help
the lack of action on this thread is troubling.
revphil05.22.09 - 11:32 pm
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I dropped a DV tape in the mail for ya yesterday. Hope it makes it!
Mook responding to a
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05.27.09 - 11:50 am
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but the lack of action in our pants in disturbing.
mikeywally responding to a
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05.27.09 - 11:55 am
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OMG OMG OMG
SO EXCITING - Finishing up editing right now!
Need a refresher?
Here's all the info you need:
http://bikeporntour.blogspot.com/2009/03/submit-to-sexiest-bike-show-in-world.html
or click
HERE
richtotheie05.27.09 - 4:23 pm
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Fuck yea! Another entry!
Do you need some audio post? Leme know!
This will be awesome!
Mook responding to a
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05.27.09 - 4:45 pm
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tonight is my only time to finish it! I'm over dubbing stuff now through garageband haha
If you are around i'd love the help!!!!
310 8,, 7,,, 3 7...4... 6 .4
richtotheie responding to a
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05.27.09 - 6:46 pm
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I have been overhearing Richie's cut for the last 4 hours and this one line still makes me laugh
SKIDMARCUS05.27.09 - 10:06 pm
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...and that line is
"...MY BOOBS WERE FLOPPING IN THE AIR..."
SKIDMARCUS05.27.09 - 10:15 pm
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Here's another site to submit to. So chop!! chop!! Get going on those pics and make this dood happy!
About
Call me a weirdo or a fetishist but I find there to be nothing sexier than to see a naked chick riding a bicycle. I’m going to devote this blog to my fetish! Bicycle porn!
http://www.nakedgirlsonbikes.com
User105.28.09 - 2:05 pm
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mook, richie yalls are both quite impressive, thank you.
email me revphil@GeeMale.com if you want a pass to the show!
trailer on bikesmut.com next week!
revphil06.6.09 - 9:46 pm
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Rev. Phil,
I'm glad you got the tape ok. How many submissions did you receive from LA? I'll send you an eMail soon!
~
Mook06.7.09 - 5:43 am
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a pornographer never tells
waiting for your damn email for a variety of reasons ...
TICK TOCK MOTHA FUCKA!
revphil responding to a
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06.7.09 - 10:22 pm
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