PUBLIC APOLOGIES THREAD
Thread started by
Eddie GOpez at 09.29.08 - 6:28 pm
I know some of us have made friends and lost friends in this community through shenanigans, through gossip and bullshit lies and rumors, ill advice and sometimes good advice that gets mistaken for bad or taken for granted... but time heals and time helps you forgive and forget.
some of us have found love and lost love in this community too. and sometimes these broken relationships are irreconcilable, i know one is and will for ever be this way, but that's the way love goes sometimes...
that being said. i want to make a public apology to...
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... good ol uncle Harry aka LIMEFLY. I love you man and there is nothing to forgive. i was the asshole here not you man. I hope you are doing well and can't wait to buy you a beer and ride with you again and call you a wanker (in a good way) again.
Eddie GOpez09.29.08 - 6:29 pm
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so im saying Im sorry to you Harry. I hope you find it in your heart to forgive me.
luv,
the biggest wanker that exists in MR and in the world, and quite possibly the entire universe... Eddie "GOpez" Lopez
P.S.
I also apologize on DARTH VELOZ's behalf because his BIKESIDE of the FORCE absolute thinking ass will quite possibly never apologize.
Eddie GOpez09.29.08 - 6:46 pm
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sry chynna for never going on rides
aksendz09.29.08 - 7:37 pm
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WHO GIVES A FUCK?
If you need a priest, go find a Cathedral. This is a website for open-source bicycle rides in Los Angeles. Fuck what is happening over there?
SKIDMARCUS09.29.08 - 8:04 pm
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Apologies are so much more
meaningful on the internet. You get to prove that you're, like, totally sincere by making your private drama into a public spectacle.
nathansnider09.29.08 - 8:38 pm
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I feel momentum here..
The old timers hanging Sunday and now this..feel the love..
Call "Midnight Ridazz"
What's the reply..
Marcus- We saving the love for ya once you back.
Gopez- Harry is a fucken softie, he'll be cool about it.Big of ya eddie.
deesimple09.29.08 - 8:51 pm
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i apologize for hijacking every thread to be about music.
sike.
ruinedbyidiots09.29.08 - 9:34 pm
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And I sincerely apologize for not showing up to the party earlier.
bentstrider09.29.08 - 10:11 pm
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I'm still trying to figure out if I'm supposed to troll this thread or not.
turrican09.29.08 - 10:57 pm
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Marcus, if all we did here was plan bicycle rides, this site would be as boring as Bikeboom. And it would have about as much readership.
PC09.30.08 - 3:06 am
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I apologize to the whole world for the part of me that wants to ravish vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin until the sun comes up.
PC09.30.08 - 4:41 am
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but bikeboom has that thing that lets you imbed the ride calendar in your myspace profile.
ruinedbyidiots09.30.08 - 7:45 am
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I apologize for PC's delusional belief that his sexual prowess could ravish anybody until sunrise. unless he starts two minutes before the sun comes up.
spiraldemon09.30.08 - 8:34 am
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@Gopez
"some of us have found love and lost love in this community too."
Ain't that the truth....
MOM-RIDA-Raquel09.30.08 - 9:44 am
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I'm sorry that I never shut up about Canada... and it's superiority.
If it's any consolation, when I'm in Canada, I never shut up about Midnight Ridazz... and its superiority.
...everybody hates me.
canadienne09.30.08 - 10:18 am
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i also apologize for my sloppy typing skillz... "its superiority" not "it's"...
canadienne09.30.08 - 10:19 am
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lol...LOTS of countries are superior to the United States these days!
onelessfixie09.30.08 - 10:25 am
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I think RBI and I are gonna have to battle to see who has the longest eyelashes!
funanu09.30.08 - 10:37 am
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oh shit!
our non working pancreases have to be made up for somehow.
ruinedbyidiots09.30.08 - 10:39 am
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haha for reals!
btw i apologize for not being mexican when everybody thinks I am. Oh wait thats a good thing!
funanu09.30.08 - 10:44 am
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im sorry i have better hair and longer eyelashes.
...that better not have been directed at me... even though it's true...
canadienne09.30.08 - 11:06 am
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After some contemplation, I have realized the importance of this thread, and I now want to make a public apology. I would like to make my public apology to Harry aka Limefly.
Actually I think a public apology is not sufficient for my previous action I have committed against him. In fact I would find it saintly of you to actually consider forgiving me for what I have done. I mean, you could have come out online and spoke up about it, but you haven't. And people should hold great respect for you for being able to do that. I also want you to know that I have contacted a legal counsel out of advisement.
Let me now explain what happened and why I am truly sorry for any damage I have caused you and your family. Firstly, your apartment bathroom does not have any windows. I tried to find a window to open but there were none. Your ventilation system was inadequate for the fumes that had been released within your dwelling. I actually have not researched what It was that I ate that day. Perhaps it was something that was festering in my bowls for quite some time. I really regret having dropped that deuce in your toilet. I could have taken a dump elsewhere - the nearest 7/11 or Gelsons even.
The leviathan I unleashed in your bathroom could not be tamed. Not even after I lit matches. The fumes seemed to curl the chipped paint on the walls and there were brown cloud stains from the mist. It took me about 15 minutes to get that abhorrent fecal matter to go down. I mean the size and smell was indescribably terrifying. I am sure that you had come across this monster later that evening as soon as I stealthily snuck out as nonchalantly as possible. I deeply regret whatever you and any others may have experienced in the aftermath.
My guilt is unbearable. In my grief I have turned to several spiritual sources. I have found solace in the Goddess, Eris.
All Hail!
Lo Siento.
Mea Culpa! Mea Culpa! Mea Culpa!
Joe Borfo09.30.08 - 11:10 am
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I also would like to apologize to Dingo for making him cry like a little girl. He said I was being mean spirited towards him. I shouldn't have been so harsh to him.
TWBG now holds truce with the Armadillo. Parlay will be maintained.
If there ever is another scuffle between us, I will make sure I lay off before Dingo again starts to cry out loud, "I want my mommy!"
Joe Borfo09.30.08 - 11:35 am
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I apologize to my road bike for hitting that nasty pothole the other day. Then, I took it up this huge hill, but it was worth it coming back down.
I also apologize for calling my playa bike a P.O.S., that was uncalled for and I didn't mean it.
Joe Borfo09.30.08 - 12:03 pm
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I want to apologize to RBI and PC for being un-controllably attracted 2 long haired brunettes with initials for names.
I trying to focus on other things by applying for a job with Homeland Security. Please write a letter to Michael Chertoff in support to allowing me to work for ICE in the Special Kunucks Fugitive Division.
PrincesseButtercup09.30.08 - 12:13 pm
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This is what I want to do to Princesse Buttercup. And vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin (sometimes).
PC09.30.08 - 1:35 pm
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oh god. I have to apologize for what I'm about to say...
BORFO FOR PRESIDENT!
the reverend dak09.30.08 - 2:09 pm
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I apologize for link fail.
THIS is what I want to do to Princesse Buttercup, and to candidate Sarah Palin (R-AL).
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PC09.30.08 - 2:13 pm
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you want to turn them into skinny, long-haired hippies?
spiraldemon09.30.08 - 2:15 pm
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PC just knows he's going to see many variations of that photo this year. I apologize.
Joe Borfo09.30.08 - 2:17 pm
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aye, dat's my photo! I reserve all rights to it
spiraldemon09.30.08 - 2:18 pm
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Mind you, I only want to put Sarah Palin into my mouf *sometimes*. During shameful moments. Like when I'm watching that video on YouTube where she's in the church talkin' to the young people and actin' all young and hip and droppin' her
gs and tellin' them about Track and his Jesus fish tattoo and struttin' around on those pumps and I'm thinking "Hmmmm....hmmmm."
I apologize for needing a haircut.
PC09.30.08 - 2:22 pm
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I am soory i fucking jousted...now...i just saw a video...and now that i know what y'all think about me when i am not around i can hear what y'all say in the video...gee thanks...i though y'all were my friends
MOM-RIDA-Raquel09.30.08 - 3:18 pm
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all i have to say if that was fucked up what some of you said and don't expect me to be nice to you the next fucking time i see you
MOM-RIDA-Raquel09.30.08 - 3:19 pm
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ooooo that sounds like fun...is he going to be all sweaty like on saturday...that sounds wrong y'all ...
MOM-RIDA-Raquel09.30.08 - 3:41 pm
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I apologize for being such a sucka for comedy right now!! Jack Black is buying a bike and he is effing hilarious for REALZ!! aww i wanna tell him to come out w/ Ridazz!!
mixtemotions09.30.08 - 3:48 pm
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sorry I told sexy how borfo likes it up the butt.
the pictures show otherwise.
spiraldemon09.30.08 - 4:04 pm
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bofor even wore shades to cover the tears.
funanu09.30.08 - 4:05 pm
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blah i meant to say "borfo"
funanu09.30.08 - 4:05 pm
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looks like im not the only one with the typing errors. haha
funanu09.30.08 - 4:09 pm
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No, no, no. I' m a puma...not a tuna.
tern09.30.08 - 4:47 pm
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...but I like me some tuna.
tern09.30.08 - 4:48 pm
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I ain't sorry for shit!
What a great thread. I'm so glad someone got pissed off in here! Gopez you're killin it! Come to the forge n gorge this week.
City Hobgoblin09.30.08 - 5:11 pm
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Okay, enough with all the mopiness, lets all get out there and blow shit up already!!!
Kick over a trashcan, unscrew the junction box, steal your neighbor's cable/satellite, etc.,
bentstrider09.30.08 - 7:09 pm
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I want to apologize to USER1 for always being right. I know it gets the best of you, but it just the way it is.
sexy09.30.08 - 7:20 pm
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Im with you bentstrider fuck the world
Debut21309.30.08 - 7:52 pm
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I get the Javelin, I'll get you an RPG-7!!!!
bentstrider09.30.08 - 8:13 pm
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If I am hungry, I will eat you.
I"m a puma.
tern09.30.08 - 8:46 pm
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I iz sorry for beinz franz =*(
franz09.30.08 - 9:12 pm
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If I am hungry, I will eat you.
I'm a Chynna.
imachynna09.30.08 - 11:42 pm
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M'mmmmm, Grilled HumanBurger!!!!
With Pepper-Jack cheese and A-1!!!!
bentstrider10.1.08 - 1:45 am
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ROADBLOCK, I APOLOGIZE FOR SAYING "FUCK YOU" IN THE PREVIOUS REPLY
eddieboyinla10.1.08 - 1:50 am
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I apologize to Sexy for not going to his birfday party.
Sorry darlin.
I have many excuses, but I will instead offer you one tasty, epensive beer for each excuse I have.
Love, Mr. Hair
Eric Hair10.1.08 - 10:35 am
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Hair you don't come to shit. I bet if I started a weekly ride in your neighborhood you wouldn't even attend it. Oh wait, I did start a weekly ride in your neighborhood and you don't attend it. Asshole.
City Hobgoblin10.1.08 - 3:37 pm
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"Hair you don't come to shit."
That actually doesn't even make sense. I gotta quit doing that. Using bad grammar when you call someone out makes you sound juvenile and desperate. Which I'm totally not.
City Hobgoblin10.1.08 - 3:42 pm
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this thread is attributed to a forum phenomenon called thread guilt where by a person who posts a large amount of chatter on a forum suddenly feels like the community has turned against the person for posting too much... which leads to a public apology. I should probably apologize since I have 3900+ posts... but, I dont really feel guilty about anything so fuck you all.
Roadblock10.1.08 - 3:44 pm
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^^^^ sorry for saying fuck you all... I didnt really mean it.
Roadblock10.1.08 - 3:45 pm
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I feel terrible about what I said... I
m really sorry everyone...
Roadblock10.1.08 - 3:48 pm
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Roadblock when you first said "fuck you all" I laughed LOL because I thought you were joking. Then when you apologized it was cute because it was in keeping with the thread. But now that you're apologizing a SECOND time you made me think you actually meant it when you said it the first time. Now I think you're a total dick and I'm reevaluating our friendship.
Moral of the story: instead of ever apologizing, play it off like a joke. Works great.
City Hobgoblin10.1.08 - 3:54 pm
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Awww, I hear ya buddy. I love you too. Bad grammar and all.
Maybe I'll even come to your little ride today.
Eric Hair10.1.08 - 3:56 pm
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Ouch, Joe has gotten nasty.
Hug time Joe?
Eric Hair10.1.08 - 4:10 pm
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Fuck all y'all!!!!
And I say that with love, tough-love.
As in, "you don't like what's for dinner, tough!!!"
bentstrider10.1.08 - 4:14 pm
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i'm sorry for ever coming in here. i expected sincere apologies and came across one comedian after another.
this is the best thread!!
Jazzy Phat Nastee10.1.08 - 5:28 pm
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OMG Borfo! I was TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE THAT SAME GRAPHIC!!! (i was just waiting for the right opportunity) Well done.
canadienne10.1.08 - 6:59 pm
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OWNED!~!
guys sure are loving that palin.
she's gross.
batgirlkarla10.1.08 - 10:27 pm
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OK...can somebody fix it so that my tongue looks more like a tongue? And so that the lower left quadrant of vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin's face isn't missing?
PC10.2.08 - 4:46 am
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I can make one... where's the picture of you eating?
imachynna10.2.08 - 10:40 pm
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somebody fix it so my tongue looks like a puma tongue.
--because it is a puma tongue.
tern10.2.08 - 10:47 pm
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PC i think that's not sposed t be your tongue...it's sposed to be chewed up S.P. face... eeeww.
mixtemotions10.2.08 - 11:09 pm
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Nevermind, I found it. Working on it now.... mwahaha.
imachynna10.2.08 - 11:42 pm
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thanks, Imachyna.
tern10.2.08 - 11:45 pm
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PC lets just say your fantasy of fun with Miss Wasilla Main Street does happen. You get to live out all your desires of what you would like to have happen with PC&SP.
Eventually it will happen. Sarah will have to talk, and talk she will. Talk and talk and more talking. You will listen. Your head might exploded. You will wonder, was all worth hearing this voice.e What do you do then?
No you can not say, "Just as long as she doesn't start talking b4 the dream is lived"
sexy10.2.08 - 11:48 pm
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He must eat her disgusting sloppy fake smiley poo colored mouf first so she'll shut the main street up! Then have sicko fantasy sexy time sorry... not Sexy time... but just sexy time... p.s. Sexy! I met Tony Bones!
mixtemotions10.2.08 - 11:53 pm
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Uhh, no tongue, but this is what I've done so far...
:)
imachynna10.3.08 - 1:40 am
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You guys don't understand. I can change her.
Call me a dreamer, but I believe that I can punish-fuck the stupidity right out of that woman. The meanness, too. By the time I'm done with her she'll be selling vegan peanut butter cookies on the street to raise funds for Indymedia. She'll be brilliant and sardonic and wild, like Susan Sontag in the late 1960s but with a sense of humor. I'll actually look forward to the pillow talk. THIS IS NOT A PATHETIC FANTASY. I CAN DO THIS.
And even if I can't do it, it'll be something to think about while I look into her vacant eyes and caress those meaty shoulders.
PC10.3.08 - 3:38 am
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tern, enough with the Puma tongue!!!
Yeah, nice shoes and all, but do they have rocket-thrusters?!?!?
Did not think so.
bentstrider10.3.08 - 5:21 am
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PC, I have utter faith that you can do this. I'm so excited that she's finally going to get the punish-fucking she deserves. And that she will, by being punish-fucked, become the best person she could possibly be.
Also, I would like to apologize for not posting this photo before. I found it on the last ROB0101011TZ Ride. It is for you, PC, whom I now shall call Penal Code in my head. There, public apology complete.
katiepoche10.3.08 - 12:47 pm
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I'm sorry for not contributing to this thread.
HAHAHAHAH! That you are a bag of douche is priceless!!!!!
Me love you Joe Borfo.
An average person should have 45 minutes of laughter a day. An approximately 12 hugs. It's all true.
Tarmonster.10.3.08 - 1:52 pm
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FINALLY.
I was trying to find a picture or a video of that FOR EVARRR. Forever.
imachynna10.3.08 - 3:58 pm
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hate fucking is the only reason unlubricated condoms exist.
ruinedbyidiots10.3.08 - 4:17 pm
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As it was originally supposed to go,
"You could put lipstick on a pitbull, but it'll still be a bitch!!!"
bentstrider10.3.08 - 4:58 pm
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im sure this boy will be sad to hear that.
funanu10.3.08 - 5:12 pm
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I'm sorry but this thread is making me lmao and not get any work done.
redridinghood10.3.08 - 7:28 pm
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sorry bushes for peeing on you all the time. sorry for being verskjfvblak drunk. sorry for riding my bike. sorry for breathing. sorry for fuck you
meow10.3.08 - 8:24 pm
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Where do you guys find all these things? Hahahahahaha.
Tarmonster.10.4.08 - 10:59 am
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Well, the Thnxgvn Holiday and a recent ass-kicking from a friend has taught me one thing;
Keep the negative shit to myself and turn it into something positive.
I just want to apologize for all those I've driven insane with my "banter".
Yeah, I'm still reeling from it and possibly will never recover, but I'm doing whatever I can to keep that fluid from spilling out of my mouth.
If it means replacing it with something as mundane as cannibalism, or something as thought-provoking as "higher education being a racket", than I'd much rather spew on about that.
From this day forward, the military and big-rigs no longer mean a shit-damn as far as this area goes.
I'll save that for the right people that truly deserve an earful.
bentstrider11.26.09 - 8:25 pm
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Oh no no no bentstrider
You keep that flow of creative juice coming off you brain through your fingers on to the keyboard and on to this board. Your writing is a gift that keeps on giving. Don't stop! But if you do, post your blog address in your profile. I want to keep reading.
sexy responding to a
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11.26.09 - 8:30 pm
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McAdam O' Strider
Seems ever since you had your first taste of this speed-treat, it's become a weekly buffet for you.
Yesterday at 10:23am · Delete
You're great, Adam. Keep it up. Fuck the haters.
la duderina responding to a
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11.27.09 - 12:18 am
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As I said, I'm never going to throw the towel in on any of those prospects.
It's just that I'm going to sort of go soft on open discussion of it for now as to avoid any potentially serious flareups between certain peoples in here that I don't really feel the need to get into.
But, as for a blog, don't got one and I'm still not 100% convinced that my postings even pass for any form of literary work(I was never a fan of college, school, etc., HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW?)
So, if anything, I'll continue to spontaneously spout here, the facebook page, and whenever I'm not in the desert and down there, just follow the country music and/or air-horn and we'll discuss the "Method to my madness" over some cold ones in person.
bentstrider responding to a
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11.27.09 - 1:03 am
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you're like the trucker hunter s. thompson.
coldcut responding to a
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11.27.09 - 10:42 am
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haha, thats funny, ive thought the same thing before.
buckchin responding to a
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11.27.09 - 11:06 am
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I fuggin love you Adam. Don't ever change!
Not for anyone kid.
And I believe there's another life for you in the literary world. I think we've talked about this before. Keep on truckin/postin!
July responding to a
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11.27.09 - 1:53 pm
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Well, here's the blogger page I
started in case anyone wants a peek.
It's gonna build into something that will surely rival AT's "westsidebikeside"
bentstrider responding to a
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11.28.09 - 12:20 am
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awesome. im so glad i can now get your gems on my RSS ticker when i don't have time to check midnightridazz.com!
oodlesofpoodles responding to a
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11.28.09 - 12:26 am
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Ridazz Roulette!
(awkward silence)
@funanu
sorry it was a lame joke.
erf...