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Thread Box:
The Show Off Thread
Thread started by the reverend dak at 02.4.09 - 2:54 pm

Since everyone seems to be showing off something, we might as well make it official.

Show us what YOU got!

(I got nothing.)

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i'd rather not show off my ass online



Gav
02.4.09 - 2:57 pm

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Here's my Valentine card to Jeff.



Joe Borfo
02.4.09 - 3:00 pm

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i gotz a big booty.



Frozen Fingersss
02.4.09 - 3:10 pm

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....for being a white girl.



Frozen Fingersss
02.4.09 - 3:10 pm

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but no boobies



spiraldemon
02.4.09 - 3:10 pm

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i guess i can brag a little.

i have the ass of a black woman.



Gav
02.4.09 - 3:18 pm

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i has weeed hahahahaha




_iJunes
02.4.09 - 3:20 pm

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im fast

oh yeah



robin swabin
02.4.09 - 3:24 pm

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I have a big DONg.
his name is Borfo



spiraldemon
02.4.09 - 3:29 pm

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Id post my pic but Im not wearing a sock heh heh



tallcans4tallbikes
02.4.09 - 3:29 pm

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I have nice hair...

Wana fuck?



madmike
02.4.09 - 3:35 pm

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hey sprial, show us some more tact in this thread.



ruinedbyidiots
02.4.09 - 3:38 pm

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my weener is so long and girthy chuck norris brags about it for me.

-chuck (I'm using giant johnson's account)





Giant Johnson
02.4.09 - 3:38 pm

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WTF rbi? tact?
at least I'm not posting half nekkid pictures of myself. how about you get a job so you can repay me for the last road trip to San Diego?
then feel free to tell me what to do.





spiraldemon
02.4.09 - 3:48 pm

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huh?



ruinedbyidiots
02.4.09 - 3:54 pm

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Stay on Topic.



Joe Borfo
02.4.09 - 4:01 pm

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I'm rather tall, but not as tall as Roadblock . . .



mr rollers
02.4.09 - 4:38 pm

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I'm a good listener. And I always put my cup in the dishwasher.



BICYKILLER
02.4.09 - 4:57 pm

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i'm korean !!!!!!!!! o_0....-_0...0_o....0_-...-_-...*~_-...0_0!



_iJunes
02.4.09 - 4:59 pm

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i have a very big heart.


and have a pristine liver.



Jazzy Phat Nastee
02.4.09 - 5:04 pm

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ill show off my sweet ass.... bike belt



Aqueous Atom
02.4.09 - 5:38 pm

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i have a better homeland than you...

...and bewbs.



canadienne
02.4.09 - 5:39 pm

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i do not believe thee until i see thee. so far, i win.



Aqueous Atom
02.4.09 - 5:41 pm

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theres that tact again.



ruinedbyidiots
02.4.09 - 5:44 pm

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tact on a MR thread?

isn't that rule #1, second only to #2, No Pointless Threads?



Aqueous Atom
02.4.09 - 5:47 pm

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Isn't the first rule the 3rd rule, safety third?



Jazzy Phat Nastee
02.4.09 - 5:52 pm

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you are quite right spiraldemon. i am tittyless.

(i posted that on the den dinner thread by accident. i am so intelligent.)



Frozen Fingersss
02.4.09 - 6:06 pm

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My name is on Mars.



nathansnider
02.4.09 - 6:30 pm

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bananaphone
02.4.09 - 6:44 pm

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My black woman's ass could take your black woman's ass any day of the week, Gav.



mikeisadumbname
02.4.09 - 7:04 pm

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i make the sweet ass bike belts!

Photobucket



widowmaker
02.4.09 - 9:06 pm

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I know Morse Code. And I can do Tuvan throat singing.



PC
02.5.09 - 3:13 am

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Your mothers beg me to fuck them when you're out riding.



Alexcantsee
02.5.09 - 3:37 am

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I'm a ringleader and all of you are my clowns



bentstrider
02.5.09 - 5:04 am

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ephemerae
02.5.09 - 7:49 am

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"And I can do Tuvan throat singing."

PC, is there no limit to your immortal powers?!



mr rollers
02.5.09 - 8:56 am

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I was into Metallica before most of you little turds were even born...And I have better hair than MadMike.





barleye
02.5.09 - 9:20 am

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I saw the Tuvan throat singers on their first ever tour in a small park in Pasadena!

Friends of Tuva made it possible.

Good times!



User1
02.5.09 - 10:28 am

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I'm rad.



la duderina
02.5.09 - 10:47 am

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and sexy,

unlike (cough) (cough) some people claim to be!



User1
02.5.09 - 10:49 am

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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!



la duderina
02.5.09 - 10:53 am

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show off my sweet (unfinised) bike tattoo

------------------------------------------------------->



TheRaquel
02.6.09 - 12:26 pm

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OH HAHAHA I WAS WONDERING WHAT A CHINRING TATTOO WAS

SPELLING FAIL

i thought you were gonna draw in a ring on your chin, relly.



_iJunes
02.6.09 - 12:27 pm

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Here are the lyrics to a song that I made up when I was about eight years old:

Oh, go to the john
Where the fun goes on and on
There are big fat girls with dirty butts
And they are in the john

Oh, I saw one named Julie
And one named Thagathon
And they had great big enormous butts
And they were in the john

(Note: I don't know why I thought "Thagathon" was a name. I must have heard somebody say "vagabond" or something.)



PC
02.6.09 - 3:23 pm

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I also wrote a whole parody of "This Land Is Your Land" at around that time, but the only lines I can half-remember went something like:

(Something something something, something something rhyming with "rust")
Instead of gasoline, I used the angel dust
I got arrested for using that substance
(Something something something) you and me...

I'm sure the part I've forgotten was the HILARIOUS part. Yup, no doubt about that.



PC
02.6.09 - 3:30 pm

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pc, you made me fart a little bit, in my mouf.



Joe Borfo
02.6.09 - 3:36 pm

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Hey, FUCK YOU. I was eight.



PC
02.6.09 - 3:41 pm

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Actually, I wrote a lot of song parodies when I was around that age, often in collaboration with my sister, after listening to Dr. Demento on Sunday nights. I would then debut them at school the next morning, to mixed reviews. (Un)fortunately, the only one I can remember any of right now is a parody of "Saturday Night" by the Bay City Rollers...

(Something something something something) garbage can
On Saturday night, Saturday night
My sister's goin' steady with the garbage man
On Saturday night, Saturday night

Get it? Garbage! Garbage and trash are funny!



PC
02.6.09 - 3:46 pm

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boot to the head.



ruinedbyidiots
02.6.09 - 3:49 pm

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Yeah, I probably should have posted all of that in the "Does anybody still want to be my friend after knowing this about me" thread.



PC
02.6.09 - 3:50 pm

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PC's #1 fan = me.



la duderina
02.6.09 - 3:53 pm

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Even though I am cringing about PC's posts, I totally Identify with him. Fuck.



Joe Borfo
02.6.09 - 3:53 pm

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OK, motherfucker, I put myself out there. Now you post your embarrassing childhood "comedy" attempts.



PC
02.6.09 - 3:56 pm

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cocksparrer is playing chaos in tejas fest in a few months. how do you think it will be fore them?



ruinedbyidiots
02.6.09 - 3:59 pm

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Hot and humid.



PC
02.6.09 - 4:03 pm

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Okay.

I was like Five.


I used to try to do spoken word kind of poetry, and my dad would tape record it -

"There was this guy, and he was a walkin down the street.
He tripped over a rock and hit his head.
He musta made a poop or som'fing because he started to laugh,
And then he started crying and makin' a baby outa himself.
Just like a dog or a cat..."




Joe Borfo
02.6.09 - 4:30 pm

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*snap snap snap*
Borfo, that's awesome.

And PC... well... at least yours made sense. The only one I can remember that wasn't gibberish, is me and my sister marching around going "Chocolate cake! Chocolate cake! Eat so much get a tummy ache!"

And the rest were songs of gibberish (well, mostly)... like:
"oreo cookies snacked in a box
abasil (?), abasil, abasil, coconut!"

WTF? yeah... exactly.



canadienne
02.6.09 - 4:43 pm

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But this is something worth showing off. my first and only comic... about fuzzy bear... who steals a car and goes to jail. It's got everything: humor, drama, irony... (not that i knew what that was).



...and if you can understand what he's saying, it's because the letters come out of their mouths depending on which way the character is facing, therefor a character facing to the left speaks backwards.



canadienne
02.6.09 - 4:51 pm

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if you can't understand... not can...



canadienne
02.6.09 - 4:52 pm

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PC=Parental Consentee



bentstrider
02.6.09 - 5:00 pm

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he?



la duderina
02.6.09 - 5:07 pm

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Yankee doodle went to town a'ridin' on your mother,

Went off course and hit a bump, and now you have a brother.



bentstrider
02.6.09 - 5:11 pm

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Τὸ Μεγα Θηρίον



ruinedbyidiots
02.6.09 - 5:20 pm

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WOW, I never pictured PC as a rapper. Learn something new every day!



User1
02.6.09 - 5:36 pm

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Back in the olden days I was a computer nerd. In the days of DOS and in the language of BASIC, I managed to write a program to use for writing and printing out punative "sentences" or "standards" awarded for bad behaviour by evil teachers to myself. Sure, anyone could just make a sentence repeat and print it, but my program numbered each sentence and inserted random "mistakes" every few sentences. I got away with it more than a few times cause the teachers were not yet understanding. I think i still have the big ass floppy (I think its 5 1/4?) one of these days I'll fire up the old 8088 I'm dieing to see the code again.

10 print rnd chr$ "I will not throw spitballs at other students."
20 goto 10





Roadblock
02.6.09 - 5:41 pm

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Its because of people like you I always had to hand write sentences. thanks.





la duderina
02.6.09 - 5:54 pm

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Τὸ Μεγα Θηρίον
One has to assume an obscure metal reference...



canadienne
02.6.09 - 6:02 pm

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youll have to ask TOM G WARRIOR.




ruinedbyidiots
02.6.09 - 6:11 pm

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Yeah, I think I got away with it 2 or 3 times before they made it mandatory to write the sentences by hand and then they fucked us by only allowing us to do them during recess time.... the strategy at that point was to write the sentences micro tiny...4 per college rule... haha man, in the mind of 10 year olds somehow that made the 5000 sentences go by quicker.... I missed out on a lot of kickball because of that. Began to smuggle work done from at night too.... fucken harsh to keep a kid from kickball...



Roadblock
02.6.09 - 6:29 pm

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our teachers gave us the same old lines every time. What we started doing was when we got assigned sentences, we'd make a bunch of extra pages...then next time we'd already have 'em done. I remember one time the teach, "wow you got these done fast"

hahaha.



la duderina
02.6.09 - 6:40 pm

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I climbed to griffith observatory today. fixed. 48/16.

I realize that many people have probably done this climb weekly, if not daily, but i've never done it before and i just switched to that gear ratio, and to me it was a small victory.



cassidy
02.7.09 - 3:12 pm

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I give the best blow jobs. Just Ask Candycane.

XD



Tarmonster.
02.7.09 - 3:23 pm

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I have a pretty T, looks! She's just a baby here. Her name is Anubis.



kryxtanicole
02.7.09 - 3:51 pm

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And I have striped socks. Heh.



kryxtanicole
02.7.09 - 3:52 pm

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And I met Chuck Palahnuik. And he hugged me. Guh. Doesn't he look like a doctor? The wig & hat I'm wearing are the ones used in the movie Choke.

OK, done showing off for today.



kryxtanicole
02.7.09 - 3:55 pm

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Anubis.jpg Anubis image by Catkid78

ALL HAIL ANUBIS!!!





bentstrider
02.7.09 - 4:03 pm

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Joe Borfo loves me.



imachynna
02.8.09 - 6:20 pm

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