The Bicycle Doctor
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bicycle doctor at 02.17.09 - 10:32 am
The Bicycle Doctor is here to help. Please send any questions you may have to: bicycle.doctor@yahoo.com
Q: After riding for a while between 7-11 stops, I develop a chaff in my groin area, what could be the cause of that? Thanks, Fixed4life.
Dear Fixed4life.
I’d attribute your crotch soreness to the fact that you are wearing your kid sister’s stretch jeans. Unless your moniker means you’re a enrich (which may be true) wearing women’s super tight pants will constrict your groin area and cause your nether regions undo friction. I see many riders such as you that suffer from this ailment and have to stop frequently to pull their pants up. I recommend either come out of the closet or wear some pants that fit.
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NOBODY CARES
great another bike snob...
i am truly an ass...
_iJunes02.17.09 - 10:37 am
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a) buy health insurance
b) go see a real physician
BEST ADVICE EVAR
_iJunes02.17.09 - 10:46 am
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Also good advice - see www.sheldonbrown.com for any bike maintenance related issues.
For more bad "comedy", check http://chucklemonkey.com/open-mics/
JB02.17.09 - 10:51 am
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Ijunes,
I’m sorry I think you misunderstood my intentions; I’m only here to help. I think this “bike snob” person has anger issues that he or she needs to resolve in a more constructive fashion. The fact that you made two replies to my post tells me that you have trouble articulating your thoughts. I recommend that you visit your local library and get in the habit of reading; this will help your stymied flow of ideas. I’d start in the self-help section.
ruinedbyidiots,
Yes, it’s true I made a syntax error; you got me on that one! How clever you are. I’m sure that you spend a lot of time on here pointing out people’s mistakes, it must make you feel very superior I’m sure. Well, the Bicycle Doctor suggests that you go out and do some ride organizing of your own and deal with the subsequent flak to see that boldness is a double edged sword. Or perhaps you’d rather stay in your armchair and critique?
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bicycle doctor02.21.09 - 7:56 am
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Go doc go!!!
Don't let these fucktards ruin your game!!!
This board is big enuff for everyone.
User102.21.09 - 12:24 pm
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Ride organizing? Is this a ride? It looks more to me like a
critique of men's cycling fashion.
katiepoche02.21.09 - 2:32 pm
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You can have your girl jeans and your long chaffing-free rides by covertly immersing your underwear in crisco.
ephemerae02.22.09 - 10:30 am
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HEY BIKE DOCTOR
i suggest you come out from behind your internet facade and join us on a
ride im organizing this weekend. you wont.
ruinedbyidiots03.12.09 - 8:38 pm
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