Dang, everybody's horny. Must be the weather.
Joe Borfo12.15.08 - 4:50 pm
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how can hipsters have sex. their pants are too tight to get off.
la duderina12.15.08 - 4:51 pm
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hipsters dont wear pants. they just spray paint them on.
funanu12.15.08 - 4:52 pm
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hipsters keep their zippers unzipped for that very reason
shiznitologist12.15.08 - 4:52 pm
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"how can hipsters have sex, their pants are too tight to get off"
Damn...i bow to you ms....
+1000
pretti*ugli12.15.08 - 4:53 pm
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"""wish i had a fireplace and borfo by my side."""
+1
Candy Cane12.15.08 - 4:59 pm
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for a sec i thought the h00man d1n0 was jaz...
arf arf arf
1junes12.15.08 - 5:00 pm
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@ la duderina
i just have to take my socks off first, then ask for help.
larsenf12.15.08 - 5:40 pm
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+1000 to junu
always always always..
theshues12.15.08 - 7:15 pm
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shiznitologist-------> no wears jeans tighter than jaz and i.
larsenf12.15.08 - 7:30 pm
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@shiznitologist...
your jeans were so tight i saw the year on your coins...
pretti*ugli12.15.08 - 7:34 pm
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shiznit is damn sexy with those spray on jeans..
Candy Cane12.15.08 - 7:39 pm
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------------------->
is how he fits into those spray on jeans
pretti*ugli12.15.08 - 7:42 pm
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shiznit is a hipster
oh no
delete from face book!
jk :D
aksendz12.15.08 - 7:59 pm
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When you say it twice, it becomes almost poetic.
nathansnider12.15.08 - 8:00 pm
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"shiznit is damn sexy with those spray on jeans.."
-1
im just sick of +1 everywhere i look. it is for this reason that i give what should inspire a +1, a -1.
i would also encourage someone to quote this post and and give either a +1 or -1, and then for someone to quote that quote etc until this site implodes.
shiznitologist12.15.08 - 9:12 pm
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""shiznit is damn sexy with those spray on jeans.."
-1
im just sick of +1 everywhere i look. it is for this reason that i give what should inspire a +1, a -1.
i would also encourage someone to quote this post and and give either a +1 or -1, and then for someone to quote that quote etc until this site implodes."
+1
toweliesbong12.15.08 - 9:18 pm
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Do girls really like guys so skinny that their pelvic bone jabs them in the thigh?
skd12.15.08 - 10:32 pm
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Do guys really like girls so skinny you can count their ribs?
la duderina12.15.08 - 10:35 pm
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If a girl is too skinny, it hurts to have sex. Those bones keep stabbing you.
skd12.15.08 - 10:39 pm
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for some reason, some people can't tell the difference between FIT and SCRAWNY.
i don't get it.
for that matter, i've met a buncha people who are a little chubby but fit as all fuck and they always look a hell of a lot better than emaciated heroin model types.
ephemerae12.15.08 - 10:46 pm
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I played softball with a girl in high school -- people would call her "fat" but she was in the best shape out of everyone on the team.
people can be skinny and completely out of shape, too. There was a girl on the frosh team, when we went to weight room, man she was cut I mean every muscle was defined, but she couldn't lift more than 20 lbs!
la duderina12.15.08 - 10:55 pm
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and that is going to help you pass the bar in what way?
sexy12.15.08 - 11:10 pm
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divine nectar.
tantric
erogenous
climatic
euphoric
gushing bursts of pleasure!
arousing!!!
...female ejaculation!!!
Eddie GOpez12.15.08 - 11:13 pm
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ok sexy ok.....
*buries face back in books*
la duderina12.15.08 - 11:15 pm
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yeah, i noticed we have more curvy girls on bikes than we do the skinny minis. ...or maybe i just notice the curvy girls more.
representin'. hahah
ZombiesGotMyTongue12.15.08 - 11:35 pm
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i like mashing hard and fast down some dangerous curves. on the flats and on the climbs and oh those lovely descents. mmmmm curves.
Eddie GOpez12.15.08 - 11:38 pm
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just like in our bodies there are 7 chakras in the planet. the "SEXUAL CHAKRA" is located in an eden like paradise in Bolivia, South America; over a lake and a volcano setting. now isn't THAT sexy???
Eddie GOpez12.15.08 - 11:41 pm
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hottest sex ever= someone pulling u into the shower with them, when u r fully clothed.
or in the bathroom of bow and sparrow. ... basically any bathroom setting.
ZombiesGotMyTongue12.15.08 - 11:53 pm
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you prolly think thiz is hippy sex. HIPPY SEX!!!
wrong thread or correct thread?
hippy or hipster? or sexy?
Eddie GOpez12.15.08 - 11:53 pm
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me three!!! those knobs are awesome. i'd prolly turn the hott one more than the cold these these days. give it a good twist... do they make erotic sounds, like aaaahhhhh, ooooooohhhh, uuuuuuhhhhhh, oooooohhhhh??????
Eddie GOpez12.16.08 - 12:17 am
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.........................................................anyways!
aksendz12.16.08 - 12:21 am
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BORFO, this could spice up your... sexy time with...
Eddie GOpez12.16.08 - 12:41 am
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hipster sex ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^66666
aksendz12.16.08 - 12:47 am
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Man, I could fit three hipsters into my Dickies TAC pants I wear.
Back in the day, more like 10-15.
bentstrider12.16.08 - 12:57 am
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THATS REAL COOL YOU NOW WHO IM TALKEN ABOUT :) TAKEN IT TO THAT LEVEL IS JUST SO RONG!!!!
smashen24712.16.08 - 1:00 am
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No offense to hippies and their crystals, but could someone please tell me why it is that all images associated with the "chakras" look like the artist is trying to relive their first acid trip through photoshop plugins?
I bet these are the same people who, in the early 90s thought "this rave flyer isn't gaudy enough - hey, let's add
another lens flare!"
nathansnider12.16.08 - 1:01 am
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THE ZOMBIE AN THE CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE YOUR SO RONG YO!!!
smashen24712.16.08 - 1:12 am
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psh, what r u talking about?
hello... pulling someone into the shower sound familiar?
shower sex = great sex
ZombiesGotMyTongue12.16.08 - 1:27 am
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DONT PUT B.A.S ON BLAST LIKE THAT AN WUT KIND OF PERSON WOULD SAY THAT ABOUT BEING IN OUR BATHROOM
smashen24712.16.08 - 1:30 am
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NAH THATS NOT COOL!!!! AND I AINT GETTEN FIRED UP I JUST THINK THAT IT WAS DUMB TO SAY I THOUGHT THAT YOU BETTER THEN THAT THOUGHT RONG !!!!
smashen24712.16.08 - 1:38 am
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ur right. i'm sorry. thought it was funny but it wasn't. end of story.
back to the subject of hipster sex.
ZombiesGotMyTongue12.16.08 - 1:42 am
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DAMN THATS WHY IM GLAD THAT IM JUST GONNA BRING IN XMAS WITH MY SWOBO I DONT NEED DRAMA!!! I RATHER HAVE HIPSTER SEX WITH MY SWOBO!!!!
smashen24712.16.08 - 1:46 am
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this thread is gross, askendz come break this shit, quick.
Candy Cane12.16.08 - 1:47 am
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LATER ON FUCKERS!!! TIME TO RIDE MY BIKE TO WORK AN KEEP ON MOVEN ON
smashen24712.16.08 - 1:54 am
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just ride your fixie over here and lets do it already.
larsenf12.16.08 - 5:12 am
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