I heard El Sabroso likes to wear bib shorts
as headbands.
mab08.2.10 - 2:49 pm
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I heard El Sabroso's thighs are so strong BP hired em to pump more oil from the Gulf.
Roadblock08.2.10 - 2:53 pm
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He was also carrying two fixies.
And their riders.
BMFW responding to a
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08.2.10 - 8:21 pm
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El Sabroso's daily commute IS a critical mass.
marzipan08.2.10 - 8:24 pm
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El Sabroso takes it easy in a 53x11 and trains in a 96x1.
BMFW08.2.10 - 9:08 pm
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El sabroso is so fast he corks for himself.
Bikekowski08.3.10 - 3:58 am
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El Sabroso is so fast, wolfpack changed their name to EL Sabroso: the ride.
mechazawa08.3.10 - 4:14 am
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When El Sabroso rides in a group he doesn't need to hold his line... he has other ridazz hold it for him.
Bikekowski08.3.10 - 4:17 am
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El Sabroso never has to worry about truing his wheels,because they always stay true.
mechazawa08.3.10 - 4:38 am
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El Sabroso finished the Wolfpack Hustle Crash The Marathon Race in under 30 minutes on a mountain bike.
palucha6608.3.10 - 7:26 am
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BUMP!!!
El Sabroso rides Wolfpack Hustle every night of the week!
mab08.13.10 - 11:23 pm
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El Sabroso never looks out for potholes. Potholes look out for El Sabroso
palucha6608.14.10 - 3:35 am
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I heard El Sabroso has never gotten a flat.
grAde08.14.10 - 11:27 am
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El Sabroso was the first to finish Lord of Griffith. He would have won, but he got disqualified for doing the race on a beach cruiser.
tortuga_veloce08.19.10 - 12:55 am
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El Sabroso never stops at red lights. He's also never gotten a ticket. Mainly, because police vehicles can't catch up to him.
GodLovesUgly08.19.10 - 2:37 am
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Landis once accused El Sabroso of 'doping' , but only because he was hogging all the chronic.
kinglud108.19.10 - 3:14 am
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The mayor was never cut off by a taxi. It's was just El Sabroso going 45 mph with a yellow music trailer trying to pass a slow cyclist.
palucha6608.19.10 - 3:58 am
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When El Sabroso locks his bicycle up to the bike rack, he constructs another bicycle out of his own hair so he can ride right up to his destination.
RickDarge08.19.10 - 10:50 am
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the computer on El Sabroso's bicycle is actually a United Nations video-conference telephone.
marzipan08.19.10 - 4:04 pm
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Whenever there's a high-wind warning in the Cajon Pass, that's not the Santa Ana's, that's El Sabroso creating a slipstream while flying down the 15 Southbound lane.
bentstrider08.19.10 - 4:10 pm
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moses didnt split the red sea in half it was just el sabroso trying to get across
jesse162608.19.10 - 5:15 pm
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I heard it was actually El Sabroso who started Midnight Ridazz
grAde08.19.10 - 5:29 pm
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The chain to his bike is made of kryptonite titanium.
trixie08.19.10 - 6:03 pm
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El Sabroso doesn't ride brakeless....he rides effortless.
marzipan08.19.10 - 7:16 pm
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I heard chuck norris beat YOU at a race and droped kicked YOU at the same time ON A TRICYCLE WITH EYES CLOSED.
jesse1626 responding to a
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08.21.10 - 12:21 am
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EL SABROSO DOESNT HAVE TO TRAIN TO GO TO SAN DIEGO SAN DIEGO HAS TO TRAIN TO COME TO EL SABROSO
jesse162608.21.10 - 12:24 am
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he is my father well that's what my mom says lol x) I'm a big EL SABROSO FAN that I even enjoy his chip brand made out of his own skin when he sheds it off going 65 down Alameda
jesse1626 responding to a
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08.21.10 - 9:40 am
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I heard Jesse suck Chuck Norris nipple for milk. Didn't turn out so good.
AestheticMynd08.21.10 - 9:52 am
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hey at least I sucked them for milk unlike YOU for sperm x)
jesse1626 responding to a
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08.21.10 - 9:59 am
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i heard el sabroso can trackstand on a road bike using only his mind.
tortuga_veloce08.21.10 - 10:35 am
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You think about your dad's penis like that? Gross...
AestheticMynd responding to a
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08.21.10 - 10:54 am
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you ain't funny plus did not make sence and you wish your seat converted into a Weenie wait u got no seat.......
jesse1626 responding to a
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08.21.10 - 11:02 am
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can both of you shut the fuck up. You are acting like me when I was 12.
staying on topic: El Sabroso once dropped the whole Tour De France......Riding fixed!
palucha6608.21.10 - 1:39 pm
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but he started :(
El sabroso went on tour the France he passed lance Armstrong so fast that he caused him to loose a nut
jesse162608.21.10 - 2:09 pm
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El Sabroso still picks up beer from Pioneer Market...
MAXX08.21.10 - 2:46 pm
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is ur name in reference to Sam Keith's comic -cuz if it iz thats the shit.
amodone responding to a
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08.22.10 - 1:57 am
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FACT! El Sabroso can choose to be in two different places at the same time.
^olsko*jr708.22.10 - 1:21 pm
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El Sabroso's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
ezzie08.23.10 - 2:48 pm
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El sabroso dropped wolfpack riding fixed with a 1:1 ratio
66608.23.10 - 2:50 pm
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El Sabrosos sweat is known to cure cancer too bad he never sweats
jesse162608.23.10 - 3:52 pm
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FACT: El Sabroso is so fast nobody knows what he looks like.
marino08.23.10 - 5:45 pm
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blurry picture is blurry
Foldie responding to a
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08.23.10 - 5:59 pm
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fact. matzo ball soup was inspired when a rabi saw el sabroso skinny dip in a hot tub
BATMAN!08.24.10 - 11:27 am
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El Sabroso once got hit by a big rig truck on his way home but he took it in stride. A month later, the police found him and proceeded to charge with a hit and run. FACT.
Bikekowski responding to a
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08.24.10 - 1:36 pm
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World's Strongest Man Competition was created by somebody who was on El Sabroso's tip and just wanted to see him up close and personnel. He never competed because all of the other contestants started to cry that they didn't stand a chance if he was in the games.
sexy08.24.10 - 2:21 pm
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El Sabroso lapped the Furnace Creek 508 twice in less then four hours!
sexy08.24.10 - 2:24 pm
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Some people say we're having a late summer this year, but I know the truth: El Sabroso added a lot of extra miles in his training regimen and he hasn't had time to turn up the sun.
double_you_oh_are_kay08.26.10 - 12:10 am
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I heard El Sabrosos bike was forged by Sauron and anyone who mounts it is consumed by it's overwhelming power
Polar Clybourn08.28.10 - 12:39 pm
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El sabroso once thought a German shepherd how to speak
jesse162608.28.10 - 1:10 pm
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Fact: Three summers ago, myself and El Sabroso decided to meet up at Crank Mob Park and ride to Times Square.
Not only did I never see him breathe hard, break a sweat, or bat an eyelash, but that fucking guy COASTED THE ENTIRE TIME!!!
mab08.28.10 - 3:08 pm
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El Sabroso once rode all the way down route 66 in a pedal car filled with his own Mariachi band. Even though the band played El Sabroso was going to fast for them to be heard.
DrMcFishy08.28.10 - 4:22 pm
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FAIL!
one more time
To bad it wasn't El Sabroso that
these guys robbed. We would have had to send flowers to the thieves families.
sexy08.28.10 - 9:10 pm
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So I got a couple lined up, seems like as good a time as any:
When El Sabroso enters a race, winning is the easy part.
The hard part is finding brakes that allow him to stop less than two miles after the finish line.
mab09.7.10 - 5:29 pm
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wtf?
the scene is superman 2 where superman turns back time to save lois is inspired by el sabroso when he missed the series finale of LOST.
but superman 2 was from 1978, you say? well that's what happens when el sabroso is in the zone.
tortuga_veloce responding to a
comment by bicicleta_del_demonio
01.4.11 - 8:11 pm
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I heard that el sabroso taught charlie sheen how to win!
tortuga_veloce03.3.11 - 12:07 am
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