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Ack. Don't jinx it and bring them here! We don't need all that bro-forum bullshit. I mean, there's plenty of bullshit in these forums too, but at least some of it is novel and interesting bullshit.
Do yourself a favor, save your braincells and just go somewhere else. Go to Cracked.com. They're funny especially their article on North Korea, and their list of shittiest Transformers. LA Fixed is like urine drops on a toilet seat, whereas this asinine forum is a fat chili con carne turd on a sink.
Ridazz! Whee! I'm so happy!
sleepy responding to a comment by xlilxhernx
06.25.09 - 11:45 pm
Walking in to a Carl's Jr. bathroom one time, I was confronted by a huge doad draped over the side of the rim sagging and broken off onto the floor. Not as shocking as a turd in the sink but still pretty entertaining none the less.
I love how you're always the dingleberry that shows up when I think I'm done wiping my ass. Always on cue.
It adds a certain predictability to this universe.
It gives the masochism that extra doritos texture.
sleepy responding to a comment by PC
06.27.09 - 12:16 am
Play it my way? Dude, I wasn't, like, chiding you for shit talking. I was imagining the horror of this site being overrun with dull, predictable lafixed bro chatter, thus doing some oblique shit talking of my own. It was kind of a joke, but not a funny one, apparently, because, well, here I am explaining it.
I love how you're always the dingleberry that shows up when I think I'm done wiping my ass. Always on cue.
Yes, it certainly is remarkable that I tend to notice and respond to posts in a forum that I frequent, isn't it? Give me a call if you manage to figure out how that works.
So when are we going to meet in Real Life (tm)? (<---not a physical threat)
PC responding to a comment by sleepy
06.27.09 - 1:42 am
This is good, everyone on there were just a bunch of lame haters. Fixed gear bikes are lame. You're just a cow follwing a stupid trend that may take one or more of your teeth, get a real bike. Good riddance. I can't wait until there's a backlash where we get to burn those stupid bikes in a stadium like people did with disco albums in the 70's.
rev106 responding to a comment by mmaceda
03.17.10 - 7:34 pm
At home I hang my clothes to dry,
programmed minds, my Hanes -- I crucify
Also crucified, my fruit looms on a wire,
and united they dry, lest stains conspire
against detergent and stain remover
oh, green minds; such the losers
Or fakes or phonies
what ever it may be
how do you ring a bell toward camaraderie
when you're being crucified; beats me.
Micro-cosmic World o' bicycles
Sounds like physics on a tricycle
neither makes sense, but I'll play along
cause I think this hate is just plain wrong
And! all you separatist, go to hell
meandering through your html
except _ijunes, cause he makes me laugh
and Joe Borfo cause he helps work pass
So let us rejoice in union, i agree
and not propose death to all; that's just silly
Like sometimes wondering: war or not?
What the fuck, Are we fighting over parking lots?
I sometimes wonder, just like you
but not about websites, phonies or stupid crews
md2 responding to a comment by SawTomorrow
03.18.10 - 1:51 pm
@BoomBoom: Per our whispers, it was just my way of getting your attention.
Again, schoolyard nudging and tugging, is all it was.
I think I haz success?
My name is Luis, btw. . .
I had planned on continuing our whisper convo today, but alas . . .
Teapots and Kettles dude.
Now go wrap yourself in confetti and parade up and down the 101 with Rave music blasting along with the other Scientologist on Brakeless singlespeed carbon-fiber Tallbikes.
Jared Leto will be leading the ride tonight!
sleepy responding to a comment by majaco
03.18.10 - 5:21 pm
I know what you're thinking: "Why does the track bike need saving? It's perfectly safe due to the continued existence of track racing and the equipment rules clearly set forth by the UCI." Well, that's not really what this movement is about. "Save The Track Bike" is actually about making sure people remember that the "OGs" of the fixed-gear scene (meaning the people who have been riding track bikes since waaay back in 2005) are still cool.
I know what else you're thinking: "Aren't the people now trying to save track bikes the ones who ruined them in the first place by putting Hed 3s on their keirin bikes after watching MASH?" Absolutely not. In the fixed-gear universe, these are the very people who invented track bikes. See, track bikes were invented in or around 2005, and the scene reached its apex in early 2009, at which point it was promptly closed. It's vitally important that the new generation of fixed-gear freestylers regards them as the pioneers they are instead of dismissing them as the creepy old guys at the party which is what they look like now.
But the most important part of becoming a "Save The Track Bike!" activist is projection. Of course nobody had heard of cyclocross a few years ago. And who would have thought to ride something as uncool as a mountain bike? Those are the things in Costco! Also, these strange forms of cycling are the dingoes that might take your baby away: "Don't forget that before Cyclocross was ever cool Track Bikes introduced you and many others to this wonderful thing called cycling." You might have thought that cyclocross video was funny, but to "Save The Track Bike!" activists it was deadly serious. Just imagine the horror an "OG" fixed-gear rider would feel when "hitting up" his friends for a ride and finding out they've all gone to a cyclocross race without him.
Indeed, there was a time when it might take decades for someone to transform from a new cyclist to a Rivendell-riding fuddy-duddy, but now the process only takes about five years. So please, help "Save The Track Bike!," and do your part to make sure the trendy are not killed off by the very trendy.
"the servers hosting lafixed.com have been disconnected due to a billing dispute. while there is no eta, and unfortunately no recent backups handy, the forum will return (in full) as soon as possible. in the meantime...go ride your bike"
MR.com vs. LAFixed.com<-------------------->Vagos vs. Hells Angels.
Two comparative points would be that law-enforcement entanglements do happen and that both involve two wheels.
Two contrasting points would be leather vs.street clothes and that when a motorcycle club member gets their bike destroyed or stolen, it usually results in either death or extreme hospitalization of the now former member.
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Ridazz Roulette!
Raise LAFIXED from the dead
This is good, everyone on there were just a bunch of lame haters. Fixed gear bikes are lame. You're just a cow follwing a stupid trend that may take one or more of your teeth, get a real bike. Good riddance. I can't wait until there's a backlash where we get to burn those stupid bikes in a stadium like people did with disco albums in the 70's. 
Why do I feel so at home on LaFixed?
Jerome, the voice of reason must be heard.
i just got really excited when i read this. but i realize its just updating... damn.. i was banned from lafixed for making fun of congo!!! hahahahah
I know what you're thinking: "Why does the track bike need saving? It's perfectly safe due to the continued existence of track racing and the equipment rules clearly set forth by the UCI." Well, that's not really what this movement is about. "Save The Track Bike" is actually about making sure people remember that the "OGs" of the fixed-gear scene (meaning the people who have been riding track bikes since waaay back in 2005) are still cool.
I just wanna go home!!!
October!?!? Goddamn, somebody broke the internets on purpose.
