to be taken lightly
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KiMS1 at 03.23.09 - 2:55 pm
don't cry.
it's funny.
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I have a similar tattoo on my chest, but it's not lyrics or in spanish... Does that still count?
Plus, I love the "useless keys" part!
BICYKILLER03.23.09 - 3:03 pm
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hehehehehe.
we're all guilty to some extent.
KiMS103.23.09 - 3:04 pm
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Every kid in Universal city.
Bleh. I love gears.
rayrayray03.23.09 - 3:04 pm
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add to it!!!
hahahha
KiMS103.23.09 - 3:10 pm
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My friend Emily Tu illustrated this hipster chart back in college. Which one are youuu???
canadienne03.23.09 - 3:24 pm
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liz
can you blow that up?
can't read the captions. too small.
KiMS103.23.09 - 3:29 pm
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Emily has yet to be exposed to the wonder that is RBI.
canadienne03.23.09 - 3:48 pm
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...so if you're not on the chart, you're not a hipster? or is it just outdated (we all know there's a new kind of hipster every 5 minutes)
FuzzBeast03.23.09 - 3:56 pm
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This thread is missing the bank robber look!
User103.23.09 - 4:02 pm
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@fuzzbeast
"we all know there's a new kind of hipster every 5 minutes"
it's like AIDS
KiMS103.23.09 - 4:17 pm
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@user1
not only the bank robber look but the rapist/walking police sketch look as well.
KiMS103.23.09 - 4:24 pm
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so the difference between the beardo next door and the ironic mullet is the kind of shoes they are wearing?
ruinedbyidiots03.23.09 - 4:25 pm
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Fuzzbeast, you bring up a good point.
The chart was probably made sometime in 2006 if I remember correctly. ALSO it's based on hipsters in the Greater Toronto Area... so some of those on the chart aren't seen too much in these parts.
canadienne03.23.09 - 4:26 pm
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the boy with a chelsea cut is sort of nonexistent simply because thats not a chelsea. basically, if you have a chelsea, then you have nothing to spike in the back. the spikes in the back + the long bangs = the shotgun blast hairstyle. it makes you look like a douchebag if you still have this hairstyle and it isnt 2001.
ruinedbyidiots03.23.09 - 4:30 pm
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well, the bearded boy next door does not have a mullet. In fact, he's a direct replica of Keller.
canadienne03.23.09 - 4:31 pm
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ironic mullet is scruffy not bearded.
duuuuuhhhhh...
KiMS103.23.09 - 4:32 pm
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Also having trouble making out the difference between this guy ...
katiepoche03.23.09 - 4:37 pm
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between this guy and who else?
KiMS103.23.09 - 4:39 pm
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... and
THIS GUY.
Yes, their shirts are different and some other things, but I could see either "type" wearing the other's outfit on another day.
katiepoche03.23.09 - 4:39 pm
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buddy holly is just now trying out coke where as bearded dude is has super rich parents from pasadena and is over coke since high school so now he's dabbling in heroin.
he will soon sell his car to be a "bike messenger" in dtla, get really into heroin. then he's eventually gonna crash real hard, move back home, go back to school, then become a yuppie by investing his father's money.
there ya go katie.
KiMS103.23.09 - 4:47 pm
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oh and then buddy holly will realize how fucking stupid his argyle sweater is and semi attractive girlfriend is going to leave him for bearded guy.
buddy holly will then be forced to masturbate and cry in his closet at his koreatown apartment.
the end.
KiMS103.23.09 - 4:49 pm
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people who dressed like buddy holly wanted to be rivers cuomo. and man, weezer has been garbage since day one.
ruinedbyidiots03.23.09 - 4:49 pm
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Woops, I said, THIS GUY...